Thursday, May 27, 2010

Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 70: Sestakinski

There's a little hotel called the Shady Rest at the junction.
(Petticoat Junction)
It is run by Kate, come and be her guest at the junction.
(Petticaot Junction)
And that's Uncle Joe, he's a movin' kind of slow at the junction,
Petticoat Junction.


Ever since the third rate burglary at Democratic National Committee Headquarters at the Watergate Complex in Washington DC which marked the beginning of the end for the Nixon Administration almost every Presidential scandal and/or potential Impeachable offense has been coined “Whatever/Gate”.

All manner of examples abound, especially those originating from the Clinton’s eight tumultuous, lying, cheating, obstructing justice and sexually harassing years in office. (Considered by many as the good ole days when compared to the current gang infesting the White House”

So called previous “Gate” incidents include:

Nannygate
• Whitewatergate
• Vince Fostergate
• Bimbogate
• Monica “Blue Dress” gate
• Depends on what the definition of is, is gate?
• Missing billing records under Hillary’s bed gate
• Hillary Tammy Wynett never bake cookies or stand by my man gate
• Al Gore makes outlandish claim he invented the Internet gate
• WMDGate
• Irangate
• Iraqgate
• National Guard gate
• Katrinagate
• Hillary backs up a big ass truck to the White House and steals everything not nailed down securely when departing gate
• White House Interngate


The problem with using Watergate as the global Presidential sign word for White House shenanigans and high crimes and misdemeanors that potentially rise to the level of impeachable offenses is Nixon was never actually impeached for any of his numerous criminal violations. On the other hand, Slick Willie was Impeached, and in our humble opinion is abundantly more deserving of assuming this dubious honor.

New taglines for presidential indiscretions henceforth should be revised accordingly in remembrance of President Clinton’s dalliance with 21 year old intern Monica Lewinski. An episode that brought the Clinton Administration to its knees, figuratively speaking, and in Ms. Lewinski case, quite literally.

Following are a few examples:

• White Waterinski
• Rose Law Firminski
• Bimboinski
• Monica Blue Dressinski


Which brings us to the most current White House scandal, Sestakinski. To the Hope/Change/Believe gang’s utter dismay the Honorable Congressman from Pennsylvania, Joe Sestak, just won the Democrat Senatorial Primary beating GOP Turncoat and the consummate arrogant, clueless, and narcissistic politician, Arlen Specter. Bless his heart, a progressive who served 30 years in the Navy achieving the rank of Admiral, Sestak acknowledged he was offered a high ranking Administration position by the White House if he’d drop out the race clearing the way for Obama’s handpicked boy Specter.

Turns out that any attempt to influence/bribe any candidate for Congress with a job, cash or other item of value is a felony. One of the exact same charges currently pending against the President’s old friend the former Governor of Illinois Blogo of the Butt Ugly Hair Clan.

So far both Sestak and the White House have kept their mouths shut tighter than a tick but with pressure building from both sides of the isle someone is bound to spill the beans soon. We can all be comforted that White House senior political hack, Press Secretary and Propaganda Czar, Robert Gibbs, has assured us nothing inappropriate was said. Damn glad he cleared that up, had us worried there for a minute.

Considering political hack Gibb’s reliability and credibility ain’t worth a bucket of warm spit it’s certainly not out of the realm of possibility Sestakinski could be a fatal blow to the Obama Administration. In the unlikely event it can proved our Political Hack-in-Chief was involved or new about the bribe impeachment proceedings would have to be seriously contemplated by Congress.

As absolutely wonderful as Mr. Obama’s potential impeachment initially sounds there is a concern that the Country would be leaping from the proverbial frying pan into the fire with Uncle Joe Biden waiting in the wings. It does beg the question who’s worse or more dangerous?

On one hand we’ve got us a genuine Marxist/Socialist revolutionary hell bent on transforming our great nation into a European style Communist State. On the other an ultra liberal corrupt Connecticut Yankee who from all indications is dumber than a bag of hammers.

There are literally hundreds of boneheaded misstatements and verbal calamities that have rolled off this man’s tongue in support of this conclusion. Following are several examples compiled mostly by FOX News:

On May 6, 2010, Vice President Biden said in an address to the European Parliament in Belgium that Brussels could be the "capital of the free world." The comment came at the top of a speech used to discuss the threats of nuclear proliferation, climate change and international terrorism. "As you probably know, some American politicians and American journalists refer to Washington, D.C. as the 'capital of the free world,'" Biden said. "But it seems to me that in this great city, which boasts 1,000 years of history and which serves as the capital of Belgium, the home of the European Union, and the headquarters for NATO, this city has its own legitimate claim to that title."
• On March 23, 2010, Biden stated the obvious when he told President Obama, "This is a big f---ing deal," during the bill-signing ceremony for the health insurance overhaul. Biden apparently thought the exchange was private, but the television microphones picked it up. The president must have realized what happened -- Biden later said in an interview that Obama was "laughing like the devil" after the event.
• On March 17, 2010, Biden used a St. Patrick's Day celebration at the White House to honor the memory of the Irish prime minister's mother -- though she was alive. "God rest her soul," Biden said as he introduced Brian Cowen and Obama. Biden quickly corrected his mistake, noting that Cowen's father, not mother, was dead. "Wait ... your mom's still, your mom is still alive. It was your dad (who) passed. God bless her soul. I gotta get this straight," Biden said.
• On July 16, 2009, Biden gave a blunt summation of the administration's approach to stimulus spending. "People, when I say that, look at me and say, 'What are you talking about, Joe? You're telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?" he said at a stop in Virginia. "The answer is yes."
• On July 5, 2009, in an interview with ABC's "This Week," Biden conceded that the White House team "misread how bad the economy was." His confession came as unemployment hit 9.5 percent, despite the administration's insistence that it would hold to 8 percent with the stimulus plan.
• On April 30, 2009, Biden gave advice on dealing with swine flu that seemed to contradict President Obama's warning not to panic. Speaking on NBC's "Today," Biden, a longtime Amtrak rider who has commuted for decades daily from Delaware to Washington, D.C., said he wouldn't advise family necessarily against going to Mexico, the source of the H1N1 outbreak, but he wouldn't tell them to get into any small area like a subway car, automobile, classroom or airplane. "I would tell members of my family, and I have, I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places right now," Biden said. "It's not that its going to Mexico, it's that you are in a confined aircraft when one person sneezes, it goes everywhere through the aircraft. That's me."
• On March 13, 2009, Biden addressed a former Senate colleague by saying, "An hour late, oh give me a f----ing break," after he arrived on Amtrak at Union Station in Washington, D.C. The vice president's expletive was caught on a live microphone.
• During a Feb. 25, 2009, interview on CBS' "Early Show," Biden encouraged viewers to visit a government-run Web site that tracks stimulus spending. When asked for the site's web address, Biden could not remember the site's "number." "You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number?" he asked an aide standing out of view. "I should have it in front of me and I don't. I'm actually embarrassed."
• At a Jan. 30, 2009, swearing-in ceremony of senior White House staff, Biden mocked Chief Justice John Roberts for his presidential oath blunder on Inauguration Day. "Am I doing this again?" Biden said, after Obama asked him to administer the oath. When Biden was told the swearing-in was for senior staff -- and not cabinet members -- the vice president quipped, "My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts," prompting a stern nudge from Obama.
• On Inauguration Day, Jan. 20 2009, Biden misspoke when he told a cheering crowd of supporters, "Jill and I had the great honor of standing on that stage, looking across at one of the great justices, Justice Stewart." Justice John Paul Stevens -- not Stewart -- swore Biden in as vice president.
• When criticizing former GOP nominee John McCain in Athens, Ohio, on Oct. 15, 2008, Biden said, "Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."
• In a Sept. 22, 2008, CBS interview, Biden misspoke when he said Franklin D. Roosevelt was president when the stock market crashed in 1929. "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened," he said. Herbert Hoover -- not Roosevelt -- was president in 1929, and television had not yet been invented in 1929.
• During a Sept. 12, 2008, speech in Columbia, Mo., Biden called for Missouri State Sen. Chuck Graham, who is wheelchair-bound, to "stand up." "Oh, God love ya," Biden said, after realizing his mistake. "What am I talking about?"
• At a Sept. 10, 2008, town hall meeting in Nashua, N.H., Biden said, "Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me."
• - Biden mistakenly referred to Alaska governor Sarah Palin as the "lieutenant governor" of her state during a town hall meeting on Sept. 4, 2008 at George Mason University in Manassas, Va. "I heard a very, by the way I mean this sincerely, a very strong and a very good political speech from a lieutenant governor of Alaska who I think is going to be very formidable, very formidable not only in the campaign but in the debate," Biden said.
• Biden said he was running for president -- not vice president -- during a Sept. 1, 2008, roundtable discussion in Scranton, Pa. "Today is the moment for me as a United States senator running for president to put aside the national politics and focus on what's happening down there," Biden said.
• Biden referred to John McCain as "George" during his vice presidential acceptance speech on Aug. 27, 2008, at the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Co. "Freudian slip, folks, Freudian slip," he explained.
• Biden confused army brigades with battalions when speaking about Obama's plan for sending troops to Afghanistan. "Or should we trust Barack Obama, who more than a year ago called for sending two additional combat brigades to Afghanistan?"
• During his first campaign rally with Obama as his vice presidential running mate on Aug. 23, 2008, Biden introduced Obama by saying, "A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States -- Barack America!"
• On Jan. 31, 2007 -- the day Biden announced his presidential bid -- the Delaware Senator was roundly criticized for calling Obama "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking”


An impressive body of work. Uncle Joe would certainly give Our Appeaser-in-Chief a run for his money in the national embarrassment category.

In the extraordinarily unlikely event Sestakinski does bring down the Obama Regime a grateful nation should award Congressman Sestak with a Medal of Honor for service well above and beyond the call of duty. Given the choice of a Marxist/Socialist revolutionary or dumber than a bag of hammers we say – “And that's Uncle Joe, he's a movin' kind of slow at the junction, Petticoat Junction.”

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 69: Dios Transitivo Bendecir Arizona

Well, when you're down on your luck,
and you ain't got a buck,
in London you're a goner.
Even London Bridge has fallen down,
and moved to Arizona,
now I know why.
And I'll substantiate the rumor that the English sense of humor
is drier than the Texas sand.
You can put up your dukes, and you can bet your boots
that I'm leavin' just as fast as I can.

London Homesick Blues; Gary P Nunn, Song Writer, Jerry Jeff Walker, Artist

475,000 criminal illegal aliens are currently hanging their sombreros on the back of their doors in Arizona and consider the Grand Canyon State home. Please note the operative word in the first sentence is criminal. The very moment each and every one of these individuals ventured to set even a toe on American soil without proper authorization they violated all manner of Federal and State laws rendering them felons, lawbreakers, and outlaws who should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

Criminal illegal aliens invading Arizona and other Southwest border states are putting a mighty big strain on education; healthcare; criminal justice; and social services stretching state and local government budgets to the breaking point. On average, low-skill criminal alien immigrant families receive $30,200 per year in government benefits and services while paying $10,600 in taxes, creating a net fiscal deficit of $19,600.

Based on these averages and other sources Arizona gets slammed with $3 Billion in expenses a year to provide benefits and incarcerate these criminals living here illegally. Why this Country even spends a penny to provide benefits to criminals who have flagrantly violated our laws seems about as crazy as an outhouse rat.

In addition to the dollar cost incurred the drug and human trafficking taking place has turned many border towns and frequently used crossing areas into war zones. Land owners and ranchers are literally under siege but are handcuffed by their own Government when they try to take reasonable measures to protect and defend themselves against criminal trespassers on their private property.

Constitutionally, Uncle Sammy is responsible for securing and protecting the borders, not the States. Considering there are 12 to 15 million criminal illegal aliens already here, the chaos and mayhem at the borders and exploding cost to the treasury to say the feds have failed miserably might just be the understatement of the century.

So, in the grand scheme of things, why all the political grandstanding and push back to a new law passed by the Arizona State Legislature making it a little easier for law enforcement to identify and deport criminal illegal aliens. The pinheaded liberal leftwing boneheads are raising such a ruckus you’d think the new law gave the police permission to shoot on sight any criminal illegal aliens they just so happen to cross paths with.

Starting with Mr. Obama who many believe to be our Criminal Illegal Alien-in- Chief along with several of his Senior political hacks including Attorney General Eric “Terrorist Sympathizer” Holder and Homeland Security Honcho and coiner of the phrase “man made disaster” for domestic terrorism, Janet Napolitano, this Administration has condemned this bill for promoting racial profiling and discriminating against our brethren of Hispanic origins.

It is interesting that all these Administration political hacks who have openly and without shame cast dispersions on Arizona’s new law have also sheepishly admitted while testifying at Congressional Hearings their own failure to take the time to read the actual bill. Reckon we shouldn’t expect a lot more from a President who accused the Cambridge Police of being a bunch of racist right after admitting in the same sentence he didn’t have all the facts.

Surely the most ludicrous response to the Arizona law came out of Secretary Hillary “Keeper of the Butt Ugly Traveling Pants Suit” Clinton’s State Department. Some yahoo Assistant Secretary of Pucker Up Buttercup and Bend Way Over and Grab My Ankles named Michael Posner stood right on up there at the podium like he had good sense and proudly exclaimed he had apologized early and often to the Chinese for Arizona’s new law.

In parlance the White House and especially VEEP Uncle Joe Biden can appreciate Thoughts of Obama From Bama has one simple question – who is this f…ing moron? Anyone, which obviously includes the Hope/Change/Believe Gang as he was speaking on their behalf, who suggest a moral equivalency between China’s human right’s abuses which include the systematic murder of millions and Arizona’s new criminal alien law is also a f…ing moron. Sad as the day is long it sure does seem this Administration is chock full of such individuals
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On strictly financial terms the cost of criminal illegal alien immigrants to this Country is staggering. Our National Treasury is taking a beating usually reserved for a red headed stepchild. Consider the following:

1. $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year by state governments.

2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.

3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.

4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English!

5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies

6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.

7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.

8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare & social services by the American taxpayers.

9. $200 Billion dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.

10. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances to their countries of origin


What’s the total cost to us tax payers for all this absolutely nonsensical, wasteful and incredibly irresponsible spending? $350 to $400 Billion Dollars annually. With annual Trillion dollar Obama deficits stretching out in front us as far as the eye can see $400 Billion in savings sure would put a big ole dent in our exploding national debt.

To add insult to injury on top of the Billions in expenses and untold human carnage Arizona is dealing with dozens of cities, ACLU civil liberty types, the Obama Administration, and even a girl’s basketball team from Illinois that are bad mouthing, boycotting or terminating business relationships with the State. So called “Sanctuary” cities, municipalities that not only welcome but actively recruit criminal illegal aliens, are leading the way and include liberal bastions LA, San Francisco, Austin and Minneapolis/St Paul.

As for the left wing, head case, yahoos running these cities we say rough um up, cuff um up and haul their ass to jail. Harboring known criminals and all manner of other support for their beloved illegal aliens makes them accomplices in our way of reckoning and as guilty of breaking the law as their border crashing compadres.

For good measure every criminal Sanctuary City in the Country should also be cut off from any Federal funding. Of course with Poncho Villa running the White House chances of that happening are slim to none at best.

Dios Transitivo Bendecir Arizona loosely translated means God Bless Arizona. Their leadership on the criminal illegal immigration issue deserves our respect, admiration and active support.

So plan a vacation, conference, board meeting and/or golf outing in Arizona soon and don’t worry about the 120 degree temps because as we all know it’s a dry heat. If you have the means buy a second home.

We can’t think of a better way to have a glorious travel experience and at the same time provide Arizona with a badly needed cash injection and irritate the hell out of a large number of left wing, liberal, open boarder supporting boneheads.

Ain’t no never mind about it – it just don’t get any better than that.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God"

Ron W. Garikes

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 68: The Class of 2010


“One cannot wage war under present conditions without the support of public opinion, which is tremendously molded by the press and other forms of propaganda.”
General Douglas MacArthur

Our Great Orator of Empty Rhetoric-in-Chief traveled to the upper Midwest over the weekend to deliver the commencement address to the 2010 graduating class from the University of Michigan. Instead of delivering an inspirational message of hope, promise and boundless opportunity the President, true to form, spent a mess of time chatting about his favorite subject, himself, and the balance of his remarks preaching his elitist, liberal, Socialist doctrines.

It’s also truly astonishing, even for this President, how many lies, misleading statements, and false accusations they were able to stuff into this relatively brief address. The hypocrisy is so thick you could cut it with a knife. Ain’t no never mind about it another masterful piece of propaganda so indicative of the Hope/Change/Believe crowd.

Not wanting to bore you to tears we’ve only included excerpts of the most egregious and/or absurd remarks from the President’s speech for further review and comment in this week’s Column. Following are our observations and commentary:

The President of the United States of America:

“It is great to be here in the Big House and so may I say, “Go Blue!” I thought I’d go for the cheap applause line to start things off. (Laughter.)”


“Good afternoon, President Coleman, the Board of Trustees, to faculty, parents, family and friends of the class of 2010. (Applause.) Congratulations on your graduation, and thank you for allowing me the honor of being a part of it. (Applause.) Let me acknowledge your wonderful governor, Jennifer Granholm; your mayor, John Hieftje; all the members of Congress who are here today; members of Michigan’s Socialist, Communist, and Nationalist parties; And all my Bolshevik Union brothers (Applause.)”


“…Now, the teacher of this class instructed the students to ask me any question they wanted. So one asked, “How do you do your job?” Another asked, “Do you work a lot?” (Laughter.) Somebody wanted to know if I wear a black jacket or if I have a beard –- (laughter) -- so clearly they were getting me mixed up with the other tall guy from Illinois. (Laughter.) And one of my favorites was from a kid who wanted to know if I lived next to a volcano. (Laughter.) I'm still trying to piece the thought process on this one. (Laughter.) Loved this letter.”


• Other than being tall, lanky and from the same state Mr.’s Obama and Lincoln have absolutely nothing in common no matter how desperately the President tries to point out similarities. Lincoln was a honest man of substance who acted with integrity, honor and principle. Ideals that are as foreign to Mr. Obama as capitalism and character.

“But it was the last question from the last student in the letter that gave me pause. The student asked, “Are people being nice?” Are people being nice?
“…Well, if you turn on the news today, or yesterday, or a week ago, or a month ago –- particularly one of the cable channels -– (laughter) -- you can see why even a kindergartener would ask this question. (Laughter.) We’ve got politicians calling each other all sorts of unflattering names. Pundits and talking heads shout at each other. The media tends to play up every hint of conflict, because it makes for a sexier story -– which means anyone interested in getting coverage feels compelled to make their arguments as outrageous and as incendiary as possible.”


• Our Moralist-in-Chief and his political disciples are probably the most incendiary gang to infest DC since Nixon and his strong arming crowd was running the Country. With a well known foul mouthed abusive Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, and the likes of senior staff/political hacks Gibbs, Axelrod and Jarrett who declare war on News Channels; demonize any and all opposition; remarked they would keep their boot on the throat of a private sector company to impose compliance; and bribed, extorted, blackmailed and secretly rammed through their legislative agenda the words nice and the Obama Administration seldom collide in the same sentence.


“…First of all, American democracy has thrived because we have recognized the need for a government that, while limited, can still help us adapt to a changing world. On the fourth panel of the Jefferson Memorial is a quote I remember reading to my daughters during our first visit there.
It says, “I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions, but...with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times.”


• To evoke the name of Thomas Jefferson in support of his big Government dreams of grandeur is not only ludicrous it’s Historical Fraud. A tactic right out of the Communist Manifesto – rewrite history in support of your Marxist initiatives. As a reminder to Comrade Obama, following are Mr. Jefferson’s actual thoughts about the fallacies of big Government:
• “The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.”
(Might want to read that one again Mr. Redistribution of Wealth)
• “It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.” (Stimulus, Socialized Healthcare, tripling the National Debt in 8 years rings a bell?)
• “I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the
government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.” (Taxing our most productive so we can take care of the victim class will surly jeopardize our future happiness)
• “My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.” (On that basis we’ve gone from bad to worse to almost beyond repair)


“…So, class of 2010, what we should be asking is not whether we need “big government” or a “small government,” but how we can create a smarter and better government. (Applause.) Because in an era of iPods and Tivo, where we have more choices than ever before --government shouldn’t try to dictate your lives. But it should give you the tools you need to succeed. Government shouldn’t try to guarantee results, but it should guarantee a shot at opportunity for every American who’s willing to work hard. (Applause.)”


• That’s interesting, total BS but interesting. It’s also a complete lie as this Administration does guarantee results for all of its constituents – unions; community organizers; trial lawyers; criminal illegal aliens and the victim class


“…Now, the second way to keep our democracy healthy is to maintain a basic level of civility in our public debate. (Applause.) These arguments we’re having over government and health care and war and taxes -- these are serious arguments. They should arouse people’s passions, and it’s important for everybody to join in the debate, with all the vigor that the maintenance of a free people requires.


But we can’t expect to solve our problems if all we do is tear each other down. (Applause.) You can disagree with a certain policy without demonizing the person who espouses it. You can question somebody’s views and their judgment without questioning their motives or their patriotism. (Applause.) Throwing around phrases like “socialists” and “Soviet-style takeover” and “fascist” and “right-wing nut” -- (laughter) -- that may grab headlines, but it also has the effect of comparing our government, our political opponents, to authoritarian, even murderous regimes.”


• Look up the definition of hypocrisy and don’t be surprised to find a picture of the President hiself along with all his political hacks at the White House all just standing right up like they had good sense smiling right back at you.
• Since infesting the White House 68 Weeks ago the “Change We Can Believe In” gang has shown about as much civility as a loud, obnoxious, Tennessee fan all decked out in that hideous shade of orange could expect sitting smack dab in the middle of the Alabama student section
• Terms of endearment used to describe the GOP or anyone with the audacity to question or criticize their budget busting policy initiatives include: unpatriotic; liars; obstructionist; whiners; Nazis; fascist; Gestapo; losers; ignorant; cry babies; Astroturf; rednecks; white trash; trailer trash; crackers; fear merchants; racist; butthead (if they didn’t say this one they sure as hell were thinking it), and capitalist (the ultimate insult from a boneheaded liberal’s way of reckoning).
• The President has personally used most of these and more including his recent remarks calling the good folks of the Tea Party Tea Baggers. A crude term describing a gay sex act that liberals love to say on TV and then giggle like school girls.


“…If you are willing, as past generations were willing, to contribute part of your life to the life of this country, then I, like President Kennedy, believe we can. Because I believe in you. (Applause.)”


• Unbelievable, our Narcissist-in-Chief not only sees himself as a modern day Abe Lincoln but also JFK reincarnate. Sorry Mr. President, JFK was a genuine war hero, fiscal conservative, not only a great orator but backed those words with real substance and a scratch golfer."


• In contrast our Poser-in-Chief is a military despising pacifist; deficit busting out of control spender of other people’s money; master of empty rhetoric; and in spite of his tendency to sneak out to play golf 3 times a week he still can’t hit it out of his own shadow, makes generous use of his foot wedge and tends to consistently choke on those 3 foot putts


“Congratulations on your graduation, 2010. May God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America. Allah the Great, Allah the Benevolent.


Thank you.”


President Obama’s “Nice, Civility, JFK Envy” commencement address was another blatant attempt by our Educator-in-Chief to mislead and misinform the youth of America.


Our sympathies go out to the University of Michigan class of 2010. We highly recommend reading the US Constitution, Jefferson, Adams, and Washington for a much needed reality check that’s sure to clear your mind of the Obama propaganda you were covertly subjected to at your graduation.


I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”


Ron W. Garikes

Monday, May 3, 2010

Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 67: Crisis Management



“In the present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem”
President Ronald Wilson Reagan

For an Administration who’s primary operational objective is to “Never miss an opportunity to take advantage of a crisis”, real or fabricated, Week 67 had the Change Gang busier than the proverbial one legged man at an ass kicking contest. With all manner of man made and natural disasters to exploit our Crisis Manager-in-Chief and his political hacks infesting the West Wing are all tinkled pink and just as happy as if they had good sense with this over abundance of opportunities.

Presented with so many options it’s surprising the President hasn’t appointed a Crisis Czar to coordinate and prioritize their efforts to claim undue credit; assign unwarranted blame; mislead, confuse and hide the truth from the folks; and overtly advance their Socialist agenda. Following is a brief review of the current crisis’s that’s got the “Yes We Can and Will Exploit Any Crisis To Our Own Political Advantage In a New York Minute”gang, in the words of the President hisself, “wee weeing” all over themselves.

1. BP Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico
2. Time square Terrorist
3. 500 Year Flood in Southern States

1. BP Oil Spill in the Gulf Mexico – On April 20th a deep water oil rig blew it’s cap killing 11 and initiating a massive leak one mile below the surface of the emerald green waters of the Gulf of Mexico. Initial efforts appropriately focused on search and rescue while BP and the Obama Administration assured us the oil leak was marginal and easily contained.

• With the passing of several days it started to become abundantly clear the leak was anything but contained and it had the potential of developing into the worst oil related ecological disaster in the history of offshore drilling. The only response from the Administration was to assure us the evil corporate villain BP was responsible for the clean up and all associated cost. That is very comforting but seems to miss the most important point – resolving the problem.

• Realizing they might be facing a genuine disaster of unprecedented proportion and demonizing BP just wasn’t getting the bulldog fed the Obama propaganda machine hit overdrive sending out their high level political hacks over the weekend with talking points touting their 24/7 involvement and command of the situation.
• Making the rounds on the Sunday news programs Secretaries of Homeland Security and the Interior, Janet Napolitan and Salazar, along with Admiral Thad W Allen, Commandant of the Coast Guard, dutifully repeated no less than 24 times the focus group tested cover your political ass phrase “since day one”.
• We’ve been on this since day one Chris; David, our number one priority since day one; We’ve had this one covered since day one like white on rice Jake
• After 9 days our Defender of the Public Against the Evil Dolphin Killers BP-in-Chief finally spoke out on the subject rejecting any responsibility or blame, again assigning said blame to the environmental criminals BP, and of course assuring us the situation has had his full and undivided attention since day one
• When asked about the status of this growing disaster at Monday’s press briefing Senior political hack, Presidential mouthpiece and White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs proclaimed openly and without shame standing right on up there at the podium just as if he had good sense that they had their boot on BP’ s throat. Boot on their throat? That analogy certainly conjures up some disturbing images. The disdain this crowd has for the private sector and capitalism is truly troubling.
• If oil does infiltrate the Gulf coast including our beloved “Redneck Riviera” if the White House thought the Tea Party folks were angry, let us tell you what, they ain’t seen nothing yet.
• Attempts to maximize opportunities created by this crisis are already well underway. The President has halted any new off shore drilling, proposed intrusive new regulations, and his comrades in Congress have a renewed fervor to push Cap and Trade/Tax down our throats. Rumor also has it Al Gore has been on a 10 day binge and probably won’t sober up till they finally get the leak capped off.

2. Times Square Terrorist – Similar to the “Under drawers Christmas Bomber” thank the Lord Faisal Shahzad, a naturalized American born in Pakistan Islamic Jihadist who parked a crude car bomb in New York's Times Square, also must have skipped class at Terrorist U the day they covered Demolitions 101. In both cases we dodged a huge bullet as the terrorist plots remained undetected right up till the moment the explosives failed to ignite.
• Typical to form, the Administration proclaimed a victory in both attempts and they plum wore themselves out patting each other on the back for another alleged thwarted terrorist attack.
• Also typical to form, the “Change/Believe/Yes We Can” crowd have totally disregarded reality, misled the public and refused to acknowledge their abject failure to acquire any intelligence, none, zero, nada, the big goose egg, about either incident prior to the actual attacks.
• With hourly updates about terrorist Faisal’s pursuit, arrest and alleged spilling his guts with actionable intelligence the White House is trying create the illusion their tough on terrorism. Apprehending these Islamic head cases after the bombs go off and keeping their potential accomplices informed with constant leaks to the press and 24/7 reports on cable news is a PR campaign and not a serious effort to combat Jihadist Muslim extremist.
• For 71/2 years after 9/11 W and his storm troopers, as referred to by the pin headed media elite liberal press, kept us safe with not one successful attack on the homeland. They also kept most of their anti-terror activities undercover and we the people on a need to know basis. We’ll never know and don’t need to know how many maniac Jihadist were captured, subjected to enhanced interrogation techniques, renditioned off to Allies and if a few of the more nasty ones just disappeared along the way, just chalk it on up to the fortunes of war.
• Our Champion of Transparency-in-Chief as with most issues has it “Barackasswards” when it comes to anti-terrorism and other policy initiatives. His Socialized Medicine; who he is interviewing for a Supreme Court Justice; their relationship with Solomon Brothers; and plans to further raise our taxes are all treated like highly confidential State Secrets. Anti-terrorism, an open book.
• The alleged crisis the Obamaites are attempting to exploit here is the so called civil liberty violations and war crimes committed by W. Considering W’s successful anti-terrorist strategy after 9/11 compared too their own failures at Ft Hood and subsequent pre-attack screw ups at Times Square and on Christmas the boneheads in the Administration as well as us tax payers would be much better served and safer if they’d just follow W’s lead.
• Chances of that happening – when pigs fly; hell freezes over; Yankees quit dressing and behaving in a tacky manner; and President Obama publicly denounces his Socialist ways and embraces capitalism.
3. 500 Year Flood in Southern States - Just in case you haven’t heard floods in Tennessee have claimed dozens of lives and billions in property damage. Couldn't say why the Administration or main stream media pinheads haven’t given this truly record breaking natural disaster the time of day.

• Media elite doesn’t rightly care about dead southerners
• The White House has no call to get put out about a natural disaster in a solid red state populated in their way of thinking by a bunch of no count white trash crackers
• A flood, even one of this magnitude, doesn’t have the same PR value as terrorist attacks and Texas size oil spills
• The preferred music at this White House is Rap, Hip Hop, R&B and Jazz. They could give a happy by damn that the Grand Ole Opry is under water
• According to highly placed sources the President will blame the flood on global warming and evil corporate America next week during a press conference announcing new and unprecedented expansion of power for the EPA to battle climate change


These are truly dangerous times for our great nation. Smack dab in the middle of all this chaos Immigration reform is exploding on the political scene fueled by a misinformation propaganda campaign by the President and his loyal supporters in the left wing press. We also have a financial reform/Socialist/ Government take over of the financial industry Bill pending in Congress.

There is absolutely no telling what manner of crisis the Obama gang will exploit, create, and/or manipulate to advance their Marxist/Socialist initiatives. To paraphrase President Reagan, this Government ain’t just the problem their potentially one crisis away from a total catastrophe.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”


Ron W. Garikes