Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 57: Our Summiteer-in-Chief

“The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place”
Barry Goldwater

Since taking office fifty-seven weeks ago our Summiteer-in-Chief has conducted or participated in twelve summits. That equates to approximately one summit every five weeks. Summit thirteen is scheduled for Thursday of Week 58, a desperate made for TV political maneuver by the “Hope, Change, and Believe” propagandist in an effort to resuscitate their communal dreams of Socialized Medicine.

An evaluation of the outcomes, or lack thereof, resulting from these august gatherings is indicative of the abject failure of our Mediator-in-Chief’s train wreck of an Administration. Following is a list of these so called summits conducted to date with a brief assessment of their agendas and effectiveness:

1. Growing American Jobs Summit – Wanting to get a head start on putting millions of additional poor dumb slobs out of work our Terminator of Jobs in Mass Quantities-In-Chief put together this little shindig two months before taking the Oath of Office. At the time the Unemployment Rate was at 6.7%. It’s been hovering around 10% for the last several months. Maybe “Growing Chinese Jobs Summit” would have been a more appropriate title.
2. Fiscal Responsibility Summit – Our Out of Control Spender of Other People’s Money-In-Chief brought this crowd together in his first summit after taking office to discuss getting a handle on deficit spending. After doubling the annual deficit in one year and with projections of tripling the national debt in eight years reckon these folks didn’t exactly get their arms around this issue.
3. Health Care Summit – A few weeks later our Healer-in-Chief conducted his first Socialized Medicine Summit. Still riding high from his recent electoral victory predicting passage of a government takeover of Healthcare legislation by Memorial Day. Twelve plus months; thirty or so major speeches; billions in Congressional bribes; dozens of backroom under the table deals; multiple acts of extortion; the election of GOP candidate Scott Brown filling Ted Kennedy’s old seat later we ain’t their yet and hopefully won’t be anytime soon.
4. H1N1 Preparedness Summit – If this virus had spread as predicted we would have found ourselves smack-dab in the middle of one serious public health emergency. The same bunch of medical geniuses who want to nationalize healthcare were two months and thirty million vaccines behind schedule. Truly a disaster just waiting to happen.
5. Distracted Driving Summit – Not to diminish the real danger and accidents caused by distracted drivers but why in the world is the leader of the free world conducting a Presidential Summit on this issue? What’s next, a Symposium on Restless Leg Syndrome or maybe a Seminar about the lost art of glass blowing?
6. Summit of the Americas – Great opportunity for our Marxist Revolutionary-in-Chief to party with Socialist comrades Chavez and Castro
7. NATO Summit – Another great opportunity for our Marxist Revolutionary-in-Chief to party with Socialist comrades from France, Germany, and Denmark and apologize for all of America’s past transgressions.
8. G-8 Summit – Yet another great opportunity for our Marxist Revolutionary-in-Chief to party with Socialist comrades from Russia and Italy and once again apologize for all of America’s past transgressions
9. G-20 Summit – One more great opportunity for our Marxist Revolutionary-in-Chief to party with Socialist comrades from China, Brazil and Argentina and apologize again for all of America’s past transgressions
10. ASEAN Summit – Forum for our Apologist-in-Chief to reach out to all his Muslim brethren and seek forgiveness for America’s anti-Islamic bias.
11. Head-of-State Summit – Opportunity for our Pucker Up Buttercup-in-Chief to bow down to tyrannical, despot fellow world leaders and practice his bend over, grab his ankles, thank you sir may I have another approach to foreign affairs.
12. Beer Summit – Our Racist-in-Chief’s attempt to apologize for accusing the Cambridge, MA. Police Department of acting stupidly and with racial bias in defense of his pointy headed Harvard Professor comrade Henry Louis Gates. Nothing was accomplished with the exception of VP Biden getting crying about your Daddy drunk to the point that AP White House correspondent Helen Thomas was looking just as fine as frog hair to him by the end of the evening.

Conspicuously missing from the Summit Themes listed above is the most important responsibility our Commander-in-Chief is charged with – National Security and our current war with Islamic Jihadist terrorist. Just another strong indication of the low priority and lack of commitment our Passivist-in-Chief has for this issue.

In addition to the President’s second Socialized Medicine and thirteenth White House Summit scheduled for Thursday of Week 58, as previously mentioned, which by the way promises to be nothing but a high level political hatchet job perpetrated on the GOP and the American people by the Socialist tag team of Obama, Pelosi and Reid.

Thoughts of Obama from Bama has it on good authority the Administration has already scheduled the following Summits for 2010. We don’t know for sure who or how many will be in attendance but did obtain a list of the location for each Summit:

1. Department of Justice Lawyers Who Represented Islamic Jihadist Terrorist Housed at Gitmo Pro Bono Summit– West Wing Conference Room, seating 25.
2. Socialist Working in the Administration Summit – large auditorium at nearby college, seating 500.
3. Communist Working in the Administration Summit – same large auditorium at nearby college, seating 500.
4. Tax Cheats Working in the Administration Summit – large ballroom at nearby hotel, seating 5,000.
5. Terrorist Sympathizers Working in the Administration Summit – Museum of Natural History, seating, 7,500
6. Pathological Liars Working in the Administration Summit – Jefferson Memorial, seating 10,000
7. Department of Justice Lawyers Who Represented Islamic Jihadist Terrorist Housed at Gitmo Pro Bono; Socialist; Communist; Tax Cheats; Terrorist Sympathizers; Pathological Liars; Political Hacks Working in the Administration Summit – Redskins FedEx Stadium, seating 60,000

“People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything” Thomas Sowell

It’s obvious our Facilitator-in-Chief has a strong hankering for meetings/summits. It’s also becoming more apparent everyday Barack Husain Obama shouldn’t be put in charge of running a KFC let alone the world’s only super power.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 56: Reality Check

It's a good night for singing, I got too drunk and my ears are still ringing,

it’s so good to see you, it's a brand new day.

It took us lifetimes to get this far, back to reality

Wonder where we are tonight, it's a brand new day.

“It’s a Good Night for Singing”, Jerry Jeff Walker, Written by Bob Livingston

Vice President “Uncle Joe, Mr. Plagiarize, Gaff Machine, Both Feet in Mouth” Biden climbed the mountain, peered over the edge, and jumped off leaving the land of reality far behind during Week 56 of the make believe world of the Obama Administration. While appearing on the Larry “Weekend at Bernie’s” King show our VP sat right up just like he had good sense and proclaimed the following about the War in Iraq, “…this could be one of the great achievements of this Administration.”

Bless his heart, the Veep and all the political hacks at the White House seem to have truly lost their grip on reality. Especially when you consider Senator and candidate Obama along with then Senator “Yes I do Believe in Fairy’s” Biden were two of the most ardent and vocal critics of the War in Iraq before they infested the White House.

During the 2008 campaign Our Passivist-in-Chief made the War in Iraq his signature issue promising troop withdrawal within 16 months of taking office and an end to W’s “illegal” war. Both our Warrior Against Islamic Jihadist-in-Chief and his Second in Command:

1. Opposed the war from the beginning,
2. Opposed W’s U.S. troop surge of 2007 credited by most with producing a military and political victory.
3. Predicted with as much vision as the blind leading the blind that the troop surge would actually worsen sectarian fighting and violence.
4. Called for dividing Iraq in thirds by religious sects. That boneheaded strategy was a total non starter.
5. Raised the white flag of surrender with our troops in the middle of the fight bolstering the enemy and demoralizing our folks.

Senior political hack, Presidential mouth piece and White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs responded to questions the following day further confirming the Administration’s departure from reality:

· Question: Robert, the Vice President last night said that Iraq could end up being one of the President's great achievements. Given that the Vice President was in favor of a partial partition of the country and the President opposed the surge that helped stabilize it, how is that one of the President's great achievements?

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Response;Mr. Gibbs, Well, putting what was broken back together and getting our troops home, which we intend to do in August of this year.

Reality: Despite our Winner of Wars in Iraq-in-Chief’s reluctance to use the word victory when it comes to armed combat for all practical purposes the Iraq War was already won when he took the Oath of Office. Miracles of miracles the Yes We Can gang let well enough alone, didn’t screw up the successes achieved by W and refrained from snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

· Question: But the Status of Forces Agreement to bring troops home was signed before the President took office.

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Response: Mr. Gibbs, Something that -- something that I think the political pressure that the President, as a then-candidate, helped to bring about.

Reality: The arrogance and conceit of the “Anointed One” is truly boundless. His candidacy had absolutely nothing what so ever to do with the W Administration’s success in negotiating our troop’s withdrawal agreement with Iraq. Favorable conditions on the ground as a result of our courage’s troops and the surge were the decisive factors leading to victory.

In addition to their outrageous and ludicrous claim taking credit for our victory in Iraq our President From Never Never Land-in-Chief has also taken credit for the following achievements:

· His Socialist/Spending Bill passed last year saved or created 2 million jobs
· Our victory over the USSR in the Cold War
· The discovery of penicillin
· Victory over Germany and Japan in WWII
· The Yankees victory in the War for Southern Independence
· The invention of the light bulb
· Doing a better job than W and Cheney fighting the War on Terror
· Newton’s discovery of gravity and Einstein’s Theory of Relativity
· The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire
· Canned beer and sliced bread
· Casual Fridays
· Day light savings time
· Discovery of DNA
· His record and deficit busting spending saved the world from a Depression of biblical proportions
· World peace
· Universal brotherhood
· A chicken in every pot
· Inventor of the Tele-prompter
· The Saints victory in the Super Bowl

When asked by reporters how in the world could our Over Achiever-in-Chief takes credit for all these accomplishments senior political hack and White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs replied:

· “President Obama’s life force, vision of hope and inspirational leadership transcends time and all physical boundaries”

Sadly but not surprisingly the leftwing media elite actually bought this load of camel dung with the exception of the folks from the “Fair and Balanced’ network and ABC who followed up with an incredulous and dumbfounded “What the Hell”? Unphased Senior Political hack Gibbs replied:

· “Hey, if they’ll believe we are responsible for success in Iraq they’ll believe anything. Next question.”

Many are convinced perception is reality. The Hope, Change and Believe crowd’s perception of reality is not only absurd it’s also arrogant, narcissistic and dangerous.

The only “accomplishments” this Administration can credibly make claim too is diminishing our standing in the world, weakening our national security capabilities, exploding the national debt, and socializing large segments of our economy. That’s a “Reality Check” we can definitely do without.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 55: Boxers or Briefs?

“I went to my neighbor’s yard sale, to see what I could find.

I find me and old pair of underwear hanging on a clothes line.

I ask an old woman in a lawn chair, how much you want for them drawers.

She said if your willin' to touch them, them nasty things are yours”

Yard Sale Underwear, Rodney Carrington

We are without a doubt in a world of hurt. When it gets to the point where grown men voluntarily and even enthusiastically put live explosives in their under drawers and light up their privates to set off an explosion absolutely nobody is safe. If this latest tactic, actually employed by the so called Christmas Day Bomber, doesn’t get our Terrorist Appeaser-in-Chief’s attention nothing will.

Looking back on this attempted terrorist attack it’s hard to figure if the biggest screw ups occurred before or after the incident. On the one hand this fanatic Briefs Bomber Boy, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab's, should have never been allowed to set even a big toe on Flight 253 flying from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas day.

Turns out young “Light My Crotch on Fire” Umar’s name is on more terrorist watch list than Usama bin Ladin his self. He paid cash, bought a one way ticket, no luggage, and met every criterion on the Terrorist Profile Checklist. His Pappy, a prominent Nigerian banker, even tipped off our State Department about Junior’s recent conversion to radical Islam and his propensity towards adorning explosives in his under drawers.

Our anti-terrorist/security forces should have been all over this Jihadist head case like white on rice.

On the other hand, events following Abdulmutallab's botched attempt to blow up the family jewels along with Northwest Flight 253 are indicative of the Obama Administration’s low priority and law enforcement approach to the War on Terror. The level of ineptitude, apathy, and willingness to deceive the American people demonstrated by the “Hope, Change, Yes We Can Mirandaize an Enemy Combatant Terrorist faster Than a Scalded Dog Running Home to Mama” is truly alarming.

The following series of events would be comical if the potential negative consequences weren’t so horrific:

· Upon landing in Detroit, having been restrained by several fellow passengers, Abdulmutallab was taken into custody by Customs and Border Protection Officers and local police. Having badly burned his tiny little terrorist cojones authorities hauled him off to the University of Michigan Medical Center for treatment.
· The initial interview conducted by local FBI interrogators lasted about 50 minutes. According to White House sources the Nigerian Jihadist spoke openly talking in detail about what he'd done and the planning that went into the attack. He also confessed he’d been trained and instructed by Al Qaeda operatives in Yemen.
· The interrogation ended when the Detonator of Explosives in His Fruit of the Loom Under drawers was medicated and investigators decided it would be better to let the effects of the drugs wear off before questioning him further.
· The elite Federal High-Value Interrogation Group, a special unit of terror specialists that our Interrogator-in-Chief declared early last year would be created to deal with terror suspects, was never contacted. Reckon it don’t really make no never mind anyhow as our Warrior Against Islamist Jihadist-in-Chief never got around to assembling let alone activating any such group.
· After surgery and more medication someone made the boneheaded decision to inform this lunatic of his Miranda rights and assigned him legal representation. Not surprisingly, following the advice of counsel, Umar fell silent and shut those loose lips tighter than tick.
· Meantime the individual responsible for making this decision remained a great national mystery. At a Congressional hearing the Director of the FBI, Robert Mueller; Dennis Blair, Director of National Intelligence; Michael Leiter, Head of the National Counterterrorism Center; Janet Napolitano, Secretary of Homeland Security; and John Brennan, the President’s Senior Counterterrorism Adviser all confirmed they had not been consulted.
· To add insult to injury political hack and White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, without a smile on his face, openly and without shame, uttered one of the most ridiculous lies ever told by a senior Administration official – “50 minutes was more than enough time to interrogate this prisoner”. Truly a shameless lie that was also advanced by our Teller of Tall Tales-in-Chief.
· Finally the Administration admitted the obvious acknowledging senior political hack and US Attorney General Eric Holder and the President his self made the decision to treat “Bomb in his Boxers Boy” Umar as a common criminal with all the rights and protections granted to all of us taxpayers.
· In another truly bewildering move that seemingly is providing aid and comfort to the enemy the White House informed reporters this week that “Underpants Ali” was singing like a bird again because of pressure from his family. The fact we are sharing our interrogation techniques and the status of enemy combatant prisoners of war with the world and all of Umar’s terrorist comrades back in Nigeria and Yemen is yet just another indication of this Administration’s terrorist appeasement policies.

This entire debacle has confirmed the sad but true fact that the most rabid terrorist sympathizer in the President’s Cabinet is running what use to be an actual War on Terror that has been downgraded to a local law enforcement issue. Instead of putting the experts in the military and CIA in charge of national security our Doesn’t Have a Clue-in-Chief has assigned this responsibility to a rank armature who is nothing more than an ultra liberal political hack.

AG Holder’s impressive terrorist sympathizer credentials can be summarized as follows:

1. As a member of Slick Willy’s Justice Department political hack Holder orchestrated the grants of clemency for 16 domestic terrorist all members of the FALN (the Spanish acronym for Armed Forces of National Liberation). President Clinton’s decision to commute these prison terms caused a major ruckus.

Holder was called before Congress to explain his role but declined to answer questions from angry lawmakers demanding to know why the Justice Department had opposed the FBI, federal prosecutors and other law enforcement officials, who adamantly disagreed with clemency for these terrorist.
2. After leaving his position in the Clinton DOJ as Director of the Office of Terrorist Appeasement political hack Holder became a partner at the law firm of Covington & Burling. Along with a dozen or so other ultra liberal firms Holder and his gang of pointy headed ACLU attorneys provided thousands of pro bono hours defending Islamic Jihadist detained at Gitmo.

Records indicate Holder and his firm represented at least 17 cowardly murderous terrorist free of charge. Political hack Holder and his terrorist sympathizing ACLU brethren tied up the military commission system in series of law suits and appeals, making it impossible to put any of the prisoners of war at Gitmo on trial for years
3. Upon returning to the White House as President Obama’s Attorney General political hack Holder picked up with his terrorist sympathizing ways right where he left off. One of his first controversial decisions was dropping voter intimidation charges against two members of the Black Panthers caught on camera in paramilitary garb armed with night sticks threatening folks outside of a Philadelphia voting site. Holder’s DOJ has yet to provide any legitimate excuse for this travesty of justice.
4. Political hack Holder initially decided to release military photos of alleged prisoner abuse by our Armed Forces. A move sure to incite enemy retaliation most likely including US military causalities. Only after a firestorm of resistance from our National Security community including 7 past and the current CIA Director did AG “Provider of Aid and Comfort to Enemy Islamic Jihadist” Holder relent and reluctantly reverse this indefensible decision.
5. Following a number of public remarks by our Snake Oil Salesman-in-Chief who declared his intent to look forward and not back political hack Holder appointed a Special Prosecutor to investigate W Administration lawyers and other officials for possible criminal violations committed by these individuals while prosecuting the War on Terror. Instead of wasting time and resources investigating these patriots maybe they should reactivate their tried and true anti-terrorist strategies that kept us safe and Akbar on the run for seven years.
6. Probably the most boneheaded decision this Administration has made since infesting the White House is bringing 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and his four Islamist Jihadist cohorts to New York to face charges in a civilian federal court. Treating these five like common criminals as opposed to the savage, blood thirsty, enemy combatant war criminals they truly are is absurd. The cost, security risk, and giving these murderous low lives a public platform to spew their evil, vile, Jihadist propaganda in the media capital of the world approaches the level of impeachable offenses committed by political hack Holder and his boss Barack Husain Obama.

It would seem in the President’s way of reckoning political hack Holder is the best and brightest; uniquely qualified; most capable individual to lead our War on Terrorism. The fact that the President is abundantly aware of and obviously in agreement with Holder’s sympathetic view of the Islamic Jihadist cause is truly a frightening and disturbing thought.

“Is that a stick of dynamite in your under drawers or are you just glad to see me boy” Umar symbolizes how desperate and just how far these raving mad men are willing to go to realize their destiny of martyrdom and the company of 70 virgins for eternity in Islam Heaven. Although having blown off their holy jihads in the process of achieving their suicidal objectives might prove to be a slight problem with this whole 70 virgins thing.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 54: Pure Unadulterated Arrogance

“The Offspring of Riches: Pride, Vanity, Ostentation, Arrogance and Tyranny”. Mark Twain

Look up the definition of arrogance in any recently published dictionary and you’re sure enough likely to find the following photo of our Elitist-in-Chief, Mr. Pride, Vanity, Ostentation, Arrogance and Tyranny his self, Barack Husain Obama.

With total disregard for the will of the people so clearly evident from recent elections in New Jersey, Virginia, and especially the devastating loss of Teddy Kennedy’s Senate Seat in the bastion of Liberal Pointy Headism, the People’s Republic of Massachusetts, our Bolshevik-in-Chief continues to aggressively peruse his terrorist appeasement, reckless spending, and Marxist/Socialist agenda.

Starting with the first State of the Union speech of his Presidency on Wednesday followed with an appearance at the GOP House of Representatives Annual Retreat on Friday and the issuance of his new budget on Monday our Busier Than a One Legged Man at an Ass Kicking Contest-in-Chief hasn’t backed off even a frog’s hair from his elitist approach to governance. A true believer in his liberal/progressive/Socialist philosophy no lie is ever too far fetched; hypocritical action unwarranted; character assassination not justified; fabricated crisis inappropriate; as the ends always justify the means from his arrogant and self righteous point of view.

Our Orator of Empty Rhetoric-in-Chief’s first State of the Union address was entirely too long, surprisingly boring, and chock full of lies. His remarks were also arrogant, defiant, partisan, and disrespectful.

· Arrogant – My way come Hell or high water on Obamacare, the economy, energy/green society, and job creation as my crowd of genius advisors and I surly know what’s best for our ill informed, gullible, simple minded constituents.
· Defiant - Recent political defeats and historically low poll numbers due to populace backlash and anger at W. and certainly not because of any of our enlightened policy initiatives (10% plus unemployment, exploding deficits and weakened national security) or inspirational leadership.
· Partisan - accusing, falsely we might add, Congressional Republicans of being the Party of no, offering no solutions and in a very condescending manner criticizing their leadership skills in our way of reckoning probably ain’t gonna result in a new era of unprecedented bipartisan cooperation.
· Disrespectful – the President was not only disrespectful to the GOP, but also with all the lying, misleading, and deceit, We the People, his predecessor W and in an unprecedented move our Constitutional Scholar-in-Chief decided to publicly insult the Supreme Court Justices. So repulsed by the President’s false remarks about a recent Court ruling Justice Sam Alito was caught on camera shaking his head in disgust and silently mouthing the words “Liar, liar, pants on fire” or maybe it was “That’s not true”. We’ll have to study the replay further to make a final determination.

As for our Creator of Historical, Unsustainable, Sure to Bring Financial Ruin to Us All, Deficient Spender-In-Chief’s proposed budget his fiscally conservative/responsible rhetoric ain’t even remotely similar to the runaway spending; budget busting; deficit/debt exploding reality of his plan.
Blaming W for massive continued deficit spending, claiming his so called investments will create millions of new jobs and speed up the recovery while failing to mention this year’s deficit is twice as much as last year’s and that according to his train wreck of a budget we will achieve a doubling of the national debt in four years and tripling of said debt in eight. Rumor has it the accumulated total of all this debt might even exceed Tiger’s hooker and call girl expenses.

More comments addressing this nightmare of a budget will be forthcoming in future articles as Pelosi, Reid, and the members of their Socialist Democrat Caucus add billions and possibly trillions more in deficit spending on such noble causes as patriating millions of criminal illegal aliens, billions in backroom bribes and under the table deals to secure passage of their unpopular, unpaid for and more than likely unconstitutional legislation.

A visit to the Republicans Annual House Leader’s Retreat for a little Q & A, reminiscent of a session of the British House of Commons “Time for Questions” with the Prime Minister, was by far the President’s most interesting public appearance of the week. In his typical arrogant fashion, demonstrating a total disregard for the value of other people’s time, the President showed up late, used up twice the amount of time allotted for his opening remarks greatly limiting the time remaining for the main event, Q&A with the House Republicans.

Even with the late start there was a spirited discussion mostly focusing on economic and GOP/bipartisan cooperation related issues. Following is the text of the Q&A session:

· PRESIDENT OBAMA – Opening Remarks: Thank you to all of you for receiving me. It is wonderful to be here. Now, part of the reason I accepted your invitation to come here was because I wanted to speak with all of you, and not just to all of you. So I'm looking forward to taking your questions and having a real conversation in a few moments. That being said, if any of you yahoos really think that I give one happy by damn about anything you might have to say you must be crazier than a run over dog.
· MIKE PENCE, Indiana: Mr. President, would -- will you consider supporting across-the-board tax relief, as President Kennedy did?
· PRESIDENT OBAMA: Of course not Mike. How can I redistribute wealth from productive fat cats to the victim class with across the board tax cuts?
· PAUL RYAN, Wisconsin: The spending bills that you have signed into law, the domestic and discretionary spending has been increased by 84 percent. You now want to freeze spending at this elevated level beginning next year. So my question is, why not start freezing spending now?
· PRESIDENT OBAMA: The fact of the matter is that most of the increases in this year's budget, this past year's budget, were not as a consequence of policies that we initiated, but instead were built in as a consequence of the automatic stabilizers that kick in because of this enormous recession. In other words, it’s all W’s and those evil “automatic stabilizer’s, whatever they might be” fault.
· SHELLEY MOORE CAPITO, West Virginia: I represent the state of West Virginia. We're resource rich. We have a lot of coal and a lot of natural gas. But our -- my miners and the folks who are working and those who are unemployed are very concerned about some of your policies in these areas: cap-and-trade, an aggressive EPA and the looming prospect of higher taxes. In our minds, these are job-killing policies. So I'm asking if you would be willing to re-look at some of these policies, with the high unemployment and unsure economy that we have now, to assure West Virginians that you're listening.
· PRESIDENT OBAMA: No. You and all of your white trash hillbilly buds in West Virginia obviously don’t have a clue what’s good for you. Al Gore, my Eco-Nazi storm troopers at the EPA, and I are about to descend upon you crackers with a Green wrath of Biblical proportions. Join the Green Revolution or suffer the consequences.
· JASON CHAFFETZ, Utah: I'm one of 22 House freshmen. We didn't create this mess, but we are here to help clean it up. You stood up before the American people multiple times and said you would broadcast the health care debates on C-SPAN, you didn't. You said you weren't going to allow lobbyists in the senior-most positions within your administration, and yet you did. You said you'd go line by line through the health care bill. We never got a call. And when you said in the House of Representatives that you were going to tackle earmarks, and, in fact, you didn't want to have any earmarks in any of your bills, but it didn't happen.
· PRESIDENT OBAMA: Face it, you screwed up. You trusted me.
· MARCIA BLACKBURN, Tennessee: When will we look forward to starting anew and sitting down with you to put all of these healthcare ideas on the table, to look at these lessons learned, to benefit from that experience, and to produce a product that is going to reduce government interference, reduce cost and be fair to the American taxpayer?
· PRESIDENT OBAMA: Ain’t gonna happen. You crackers in Tenneessee don’t know what’s good for you any more than your hillbilly cousins in West Virginia.
· TOM PRICE, Georgia: But my specific question is, what should we tell our constituents who know that Republicans have offered positive solutions to the challenges that Americans face and yet continue to hear out of the administration that we've offered nothing?
· PRESIDENT OBAMA: Follow my example and lie to them like a cheap rug. Honesty is the best policy is for suckers.
· PETER ROSKAM, Illinois: You've gotten the subtext of House Republicans that sincerely want to come and be a part of this national conversation toward solutions, but they've really been stiff-armed by Speaker Pelosi. Now, I know you're not in charge of that chamber, but there really is this dynamic of, frankly, being shut out.
· PRESIDENT OBAMA: Elections have consequences home boy. To the victor go the spoils, deal.
· JEB HENSARLING, Texas: Your administration proposed a budget that would triple the national debt over the next 10 years. Surely you don't believe 10 years from now we will still be mired in this recession. You’ve proposed new entitlement spending and moved the cost of government to almost 24.5 percent of the GDP.
· PRESIDENT OBAMA: Socialism ain’t cheap. Full blown Communism is even more expensive. I got to get the money from somewhere to pay for the revolution.

Thank you, everybody. God bless you. God bless the United States of America. Allah the Great, Allah the Benevolent

President Obama’s unprecedented arrogance and disdain towards the American people is truly unparalleled in our Nation’s history. His elitist “Only I know what’s best for you” attitude explains his manic efforts to force feed his Socialist agenda down the Country’s collective throats.

As we’ve recently seen in Virginia, New Jersey and especially Massachusetts the folks don’t take too kindly to being force fed, especially by a smart ass; arrogant; progressive liberal elite; Socialist; Yankee; Ivy League lawyer. Further attempts to ram this radical agenda through is sure to end badly for the President and his Comrades in Congress.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

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Ron W. Garikes

Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 53: Who Really is on Our Fightin’ Side?

“Well, you don't have to call me Waylon Jennings

And you don't have to call me Charley Pride.

And you don't have to call me Merle Haggard, anymore.

Even though your on my fightin' side.
And I'll hang around as long as you will let me

And I never minded standin' in the rain.

No, You don't have to call me darlin'...darlin'

You never even call me Well, I wonder why you don't call me

Why don't you ever call me by my … name”

“The Perfect Country Song” Song Writer, Steve Goodman, Artist, David Allan Coe

Our Prize Fighter-in-Chief came out of the corner swinging during his so called Jobs speech in Elyria, Ohio on Friday of the first week of the second year of the hopefully down for the count Obama Administration. During our Orator of Empty Rhetoric-in-Chief’s remarks our punch drunk President proclaimed he’ll be fighting everything from Global Warming to alien invaders on behalf of We the People in what he claims, falsely we might add, has been his first priority since day one – jobs, jobs, jobs.

Pivoting, DCese for changing the subject, a new focus or passing the gravy, from Obamacare to jobs the “Hope/Change/Yes We Can Put 3.2 Million Poor Pilgrims Out of Work In Our First 52 Weeks In Office” gang is now desperate to be seen as our standard bearer fighting the money grubbing, job killing, scoundrels on Wall Street. Taking a page right out of Hillary’s overly focus grouped campaign book to create the illusion of having the common man’s back and fighting for everyone’s rights including playing the victim card; circling the globe ducking enemy sniper fire to your heart’s delight; and wearing a brand new butt ugly pants suit everyday our LA Gang Banger-in-Chief is ready to rumble.

During his Jobs/Fighting For Us diatribe our Propagandist-in-Chief used a derivative of the word fight no less than 20 times. Following is a summary of the issues we are so fortunate to have our Heavy Weight Champion-in-Chief fighting about on our behalf:

· “I'll never stop fighting for you”. By you he means ACORN; trial lawyers; unions; enviro-Nazis; the ACLU; every leftwing, radical, extremist, liberal organization known to man; captured Islamic Jihadist enemy combatants- mirandaized, tried in our criminal justice system assuring these cowardly prisoners of war the same rights and privileges afforded U.S. citizens. Can anybody say “Aid and Comfort” to the enemy?

· “...fighting to bring jobs back to Elyria”. Elyria, Ohio, the city graced with the presence of the Chosen One’s Jobs Propogandist address, is part of the Cleveland metropolitan area in Northeast Ohio. Ohioans as well as the good folk of Elyria have watched as hundreds of thousands fellow Buckeyes have been sent packing as unemployment soared to 10.9% since the Job Terminator-in-Chief took office. According to high placed reliable sources the President was overheard commenting to an aid while walking up the stairs to Air Force One, “Get me out of this jerk water town ASAP and back to civilization. Haven’t seen so many ignorant Yahoos all gathered together in one place since we stopped by to say hello to the VEEP at the Biden Family Reunion last year.

· “…fighting for an economy where hard work is rewarded”. Sure, if you are a member of one of the groups listed in item 1 above. Everybody else’s’ hard work will be redistributed to criminal illegal aliens, the “Victim” class, and public defenders representing Islamic Jihadist terrorist.

· ”…fighting for an economy where responsibility is honored”. Responsibility as defined by the Obamanites is paying your ACLU, Socialist Party, Green Peace, and PETA dues on time.

· ”…fighting for an economy where accountability is upheld”. This from the same White House that sent “stimulus” checks to thousands of dead folks (Democrat voters) and incarcerated felons (another solid Democrat constituency).

· ,”…fighting for an economy where we're creating the jobs of tomorrow”. “Jobs for tomorrow” being a euphemism for Green jobs. For those that don’t want to build windmills, make recyclable under drawers, or work as Community Organizers how about some real jobs now.

· “…fighting for policies that will help restore home values, to redeem the investment that folks have made”. These efforts are specifically targeted at low income borrowers who were encouraged to bite off way more than they could chew and were accommodated by the good folks at Freddie May and Fannie Mac all with the enthusiastic support of then Senator Obama and all his Democrat Comrades in Congress. Social engineering that literally brought the economy to the brink.

· “I'll never stop fighting to give our kids the best education possible”. Our kids meaning his Kids. Our Enlightened Educator-in-Chief sends his yougn’s to one of the most exclusive, expensive, elitist private schools in the country.
· “I'll never stop fighting to give every American a fair shake”. With the exception, of course, of Republicans; conservatives; capitalist; Wall Street bankers; white cops in Cambridge; non union laborers; anti-Marxist/Socialist; Fox News; Poor, no count, white trash that cling to their guns, religion and pickup trucks.

· “I'll never stop fighting to protect you from the kind of deceptive practices we've seen from some in the financial sector”. Similar to the tactics the White House employed in their manic efforts to pass Obamacare – bribery, extortion, misinformation, backroom deals, and a fabricated crisis.

· “I'm fighting for a tough Consumer Financial Protection Agency”. “Financial reform has to include a consumer protection agency,” White House spokesman Robert Gibbs said last Wednesday. Even with strong opposition from Congressional Democrats the President is going to force feed another bloated, useless, Socialist initiative down our collective throats. Why don’t we put a little effort into improving one of the 50+ existing Government agencies that already have this responsibility before creating a new one?

· “I'll never stop fighting to open up government. That's why we put in place the toughest ethics laws and toughest transparency rules of any administration in history”. Bless his heart, the fact our Deceiver-in-Chief can stand right up just like he had good sense and publically make such audaciously false statement openly and without shame is cause for serious consternation. Actually, the words ethics and Obama Administration should never collide in the same sentence.

Typically, ethical people aren’t pathological liars, seldom break promises and don’t blame others for their shortcomings. They also tend to shy away from associations with domestic terrorist and refrain from hiring a group of tax cheats, pathological liars. and terrorist sympathizers to serve in some of the most important positions in the US Government. The only transparent aspect about Our Ethically Deficient Master Keeper of Secrets-in-Chief is his arrogance, hypocrisy, and disdain for the people he serves.

Behind closed door secret meetings, shady deals, strong arm tactics and a pay to play strategies is their idea of transparency. And don’t forget about Obama’s Secret Shadow Government of over 40 so called Czars. No public vetting process; no congressional oversight; secret budgets; a group consisting of 5 self described communist, 12 out of the closet self proclaimed Socialist, 18 tax cheats and 1 convicted shoplifter. Sprinkle in several Eco-Nazis and you got yourself the makings of a proletariat that would make the likes of Stalin, Castro, and Mao proud.

· “So long as I'm President, I'll never stop fighting to cut waste and abuse in Washington; to eliminate what we don't need - to pay for what we do; to rein in exploding deficits we've been accumulating for too long”. The fact that these words so easily roll off this man’s tongue is truly frightening. Especially when considering that according to the Office of Management and Budget from the day Mr. Obama took office last year to the end of the current fiscal year the national debt will increase by $3.3 trillion. In 20 months, Mr. Obama will add as much debt as W ran up in eight years. The Obama runaway spending plan approved by Congress last February calls for doubling the national debt in five years and tripling it in 10.

· “These are some of the fights we've had. And I can promise you, there will be more fights in the days ahead. We're having one of them right now - because I want to charge Wall Street a modest fee to repay taxpayers in full for saving their skin in a time of need. You can rest assured, we're going to get that money - your money - back, each and every dime”. Charging banks a fee on top of the principle amount borrowed and interest they have already paid back to Uncle Sammy is populace class warfare for political expediency at it’s very worse. Exempting the auto companies and Freddie and Fannie for no other reason to show favor to his comrades at the UAW and Democrat contributors confirms the blatant politics as usual behind the President's proposal.

So, is our Mohammad Ali-in-Chief on our fighten side? Not a snowball’s chance in hell.

This 53rd edition of Thoughts of Obama from Bama will be published before Our Socialist-in-Chief’s State of Union Address on Wednesday, the first day of Week 54 of the Obama Presidency train wreck. Rumor has it the President will make a head fake towards the middle in an effort to divert the County’s attention from his Marxist/Socialist agenda.

We certainly expect another masterful performance chock full of smoke and mirrors; misdirection; lies; deceit; empty promises; abundant use of the victim card; soaring rhetoric absent of any substance; and frequent blaming of others, W, for his abject failures. Should make for some riveting political theatre.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 52: Fifty-Two Weeks Down, “Only” One Hundred Fifty-Six Weeks to Go

"I, state your name, I, state your name, Barack Husain Obama, do solemnly affirm that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, Allah the Great, Allah the Benevolent…so help me God… "

Fifty-Two weeks; 1,825 lies (an average of 5 a day); 50 apologies on foreign soil for past US transgressions; dozens of broken campaign promises; $1,5 Trillion in annual deficits; a projected $10-12 Trillion in additional national debt; 1 Portuguese Water Dog; 18 presidential appointee tax cheats; 2 bows to foreign heads of state; 200 fabricated crisis; at least 125 seriously boneheaded decisions; and 365 (an average of 1 day) accusations blaming W. to cover his own incompetence ago Barack Obama was sworn in becoming the Country’s 44th President and first Socialist-in-Chief.

Standing right up just like he had good sense fifty-two short weeks ago the most ill prepared, inexperienced, Marxist/Socialist to ever ascend to the Presidency put his hand on the Koran… Holy Bible… and took the Oath of Office for the Presidency of these here United States of America.

Over the course of the last fifty-two weeks our so called Constitutional Scholar-in-Chief has failed miserably in adhering to his solemn Oath and in fact has pursued objectives totally contrary to his promise to“…preserve, protect, and defend…”. A review of events occurring during Week Fifty-Two alone reveals a number of examples of the arrogant; unethical; Socialist; corrupt; deceitful; fear mongering; elitist; anti-democratic and unconstitutional actions perpetrated by the “Hope, Yes We Can, Change” Administration.

Examples from Week 52 worthy of further scrutiny include:

1. The President’s Opportunistic Politics of Natural Disasters
2. Socialized Medicine
3. Class Warfare
4. Elitism

1. THE PRESIDENT’S OPPORTUNISTIC POLITICS OF NATURAL DISASTERS–

The earthquake in Haiti is a human tragedy of monumental proportions. Our thoughts and prayers are certainly with the millions of Haitians affected by this natural disaster.

Thoughts of Obama from Bama commends the President for his initial response and commitment of resources to this devastated third world country 700 miles south of Miami. $100 Million dollars, medical personnel, supplies and the US Military for distribution and security purposes are all appropriate forms of assistance from the world’s most wealthy and generous country.

Adhering to their operational maxim of “Never miss the opportunity to take advantage of a crisis” is where we depart with our support of the White House’s response to this catastrophe. Surrogates dutifully repeated the White House propagandist talking points on the Sunday talk shows and cable news programs repeating Our Savior of Haiti-in-Chief’s control of the situation and inspired leadership ad nauseaum.

Daily TV addresses; dispatching our Secretary of State Hillary, adorned in a butt ugly disaster relief pants suit and successfully ducking enemy sniper fire, for a made for TV appearance in Haiti (diverting badly needed resources from the rescue efforts); and thinly veiled comparisons to W’s Katrina debacle all smack of blatant political opportunism. This politicalization of what otherwise had been a commendable and appropriate response is both unfortunate and what we have come to expect from this hyper political/partisan White House.

Finally, it is interesting to note the assignment of blame several folks have proclaimed as the cause of this earthquake. Pat Robertson, TV preacher and founder of the 700 Club, blamed it on God’s wrath in response to the Haitian’s pact with the Devil who allegedly freed them from French rule. Danny Glover, actor and seriously disturbed Hollywood head case, claimed global warming was the culprit. Based on what, your guess is as good as ours. The President blamed W, when introducing him along with former President Clinton at the White House as Co-chairs of private sector earthquake fund raising efforts.

Truth be told, he didn’t actually say it, but you could tell by the look on his face he sure as hell was thinking it.

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2. SOCIALIZED MEDICINE-

Universal, government run, Socialized medicine is on life support and it’s high time for somebody to pull the plug and mercifully put all of us out of our misery. Hopefully GOP Senatorial Candidate Scott Brown’s victory in the bastion of pointy headed liberalism, Massachusetts, will loosen Harry Reid and his Democrat Comrade’s in the Senate strangle hold on the legislative agenda.

Obamacare truly is one of the most dangerous pieces of legislation ever considered by a US Congress. The bribery, extortion, and secrecy required to gain passage is unprecedented including the unconstitutional deal our Labor Boss-in-Chief made with his Union comrades earlier this week.

Exempting less than ten percent of the workforce, Union members, from a forty percent tax on “Cadillac” health insurance plans leaving the rest of us holding the bag to make up the difference amounts to nothing less than a blatant abuse of Presidential power. There is absolutely no legal, ethical or constitutional justification for this $60 Billion dollar bribe.

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3.CLASS WARFARE –

– Our Financial Regulator-in-Chief took Wall Street to the proverbial woodshed this week accusing the so called fat cats of runaway greed, shadowy deals, excessive risk taking and cheating the American taxpayer (Not to be confused with the process employed to advance Obamacare). To punish these lowlife bottom dwellers and recover the hard earned tax dollars of the folks from Main Street the President is proposing a ten year tax on all the companies who took TARP loans.

However comforting it may seem to have the President looking out for our best interest when you dig a little deeper you’ll discover all the Wall Street banks but one have already paid Uncle Sammy back with interest. Curiously the five companies that still owe eighty percent of the TARP debt are exempt from the President’s proposed tax.

· Chrysler and GM – Certainly wouldn’t want to risk adversely impacting the President’s buds at the UAW Union
· AIG – Whose senior management coincidently just so happens to be tighter than a tick with the Obama economics team who have also contributed millions to Democrat and Obama campaign coffersFreddie May and Fannie Mac – Protected by powerful Congressional Patrons Barney”Freddie in the Fannie Mac” Frank, Charlie “Tax Cheat” Rangle and Chris “Quit and Take Your Ball and go Home” Dodd

4.ELITISM –

In a historical and stunning upset victory Republican Scott Brown defeated Democrat Martha Coakley and the corrupt Boston Democrat Political Machine in the election to fill Teddy Kennedy’s vacant Massachusetts Senate seat. Despite our Great Orator of Empty Rhetoric-in-Chief’s futile campaign efforts over the weekend Brown soundly defeated his opponent running on an anti-Obama/Socialized medicine/deficit spending/terrorist appeasement platform.

Stumping for Coakley on Sunday the President made some very ill advised,

derogatory, and condescending remarks about Brown’s campaign pickup truck. Fighten words in this part of the country and probably not received too kindly by the good working class folks of the Bay State either.

Reminiscent of candidate Obama’s comments about poor no count white trash working folks clinging to guns and religion these remarks reinforce our Elitist-in-Chief’s image as an arrogant out of touch politician. The same can certainly been said of his partners in crime Madam Speaker of the House Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Reid.

Senator Elect Brown’s historic victory on Tuesday in Massachusetts, the capital of progressive, liberal, Yankee, elitism, was a direct repudiation of the Obama Socialist Regime. The fact a Republican won the seat held for over forty years by the Democrat's martyred patron saint of healthcare, Teddy Kennedy, makes the victory all the more sweet.

It is only fitting conservatism triumphed over Liberal Socialism, freedom over intrusive Government, and American exceptionalism instead of appeasement and apology on the last day of the fifty-second week of the Obama Administration’s Marxist/Socialist experiment. Hopefully a sign of things to come for the next one hundred and fifty-six weeks.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

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Ron W. Garikes

Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 51: Part Two - The Fifty Most Alarming Calamities of the First Fifty Weeks of the Socialist Train Wreck Known as the Obama Administration

“Lately, newspaper mentioned cheap air far

I gotta to fly to saint somewhere

I’m close to bodily harm

This mornin’, I shot six holes in my freezer

I think I got cabin fever

Somebody sound the alarm “

“Boat Drinks” Jimmy Buffett

Our second installment of “The Fifty Most Alarming Calamities of the First Fifty Weeks of the Socialist Train Wreck Known as the Obama Administration” is chalk full of more lies; broken promises; bad decisions; false crisis; hypocrisy; runaway spending; intrusive government; and Marxist/Socialist policy initiatives inflicted upon “We the People” by the Yes We Can gang. Their relentless pursuit of these irresponsible and misguided actions has truly been astonishing.

Before the list, one issue from week 51 definitely screams for further attention. The revelation of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s at worst, racist, at best, dumber than a bag of hammers, 2008 remarks about candidate Obama has stirred up quite the ruckus.

Reid had the following to say about candidate Obama,"light skinned" and "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one." Our Sitting in the Pugh for 20 Years Listening to the Racist Reverend Jeremiah Wright-in-Chief, the Congressional Black Caucus, the NAACP, and all the pointy headed liberal boneheads in the main stream media immediately came to ole Harry’s, the champion of civil rights, defense. The hypocrisy in the air is so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Just imagine if Sarah Palin, Carl Rowe, Dick Cheney and/or Rush Limbaugh had made similar comments. Reverend Al Sharpton would light his hair on fire and lead a march on the Capital, every civil rights leader in the country would want their head on a platter, and all of the anchors on NBC/MSNBC would spontaneously combust on live TV.

Just another example of the rampant hypocrisy and elitist attitudes so prevalent in this Administration. Speaking of which, following is the rest of our list of the most alarming Obama calamities:

1. The official Obama White House Christmas tree featured several controversial ornaments this year including an orb depicting communist Chinese dictator Mao who literally murdered millions during his reign of terror over China, another showing drag queen Hedda Lettuce, and one showing a picture of Mount Rushmore with Obama's head pasted to the side of Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson and Roosevelt's. Truly makes one wonder if our Hanger of Weird Ornaments-in-Chief is a Commie loving, egomaniac, perv.
2. A silly amount of press was dedicated to the First Family’s selection of a First Pooch. Finally settling on a Portuguese Water dog, a gift from Ted Kennedy, they named Bolshevik, Bo for short. It’s said he loves to chug scotch, dive off bridges, and drown other dogs.
3. Bend over, grab his ankles, thank you Sir may I have another Foreign Policy prevails. Our Pucker up Buttercup-in-Chief bows to Saudi Royalty and the Emperor of Japan.
4. As thousands of Iranians hit the streets of Tehran to protest a stolen election the President of the country that stands as a beacon of freedom and democracy to the rest of the world remained as still and quiet as a bump on a log. Even the French spoke up in support before we did. Another prime example of “Bend over, grab his ankles, thank you sir may I have another diplomacy”.
5. Maybe in retaliation for their friendship and support of W and Iraq our Basher of W-in-Chief insults the one country we can always count on to be on our fighting side, our friends across the pond, the Brits. After receiving a priceless gift from Brit PM, a pen holder hand carved from wood salvaged from an anti-slave ship, the President gave Brit PM Brown 25 DVD’s, cancelled the customary joint press conference and failed to hold a state dinner to honor our esteemed guest. An excellent example of Barackassward foreign policy.
6. Hopes for improved relations with Russia started with the infamous “reset” button gifted by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov. The Clinton team misspelled the Russian word for “reset” on the button, using “peregruzka,” which means “overload,” The Russians gave Hillary a button in return stating “Reset this”.
7. With a total lack of honor and respect for the more than 100,000 American soldiers who died liberating Europe our Apologist-in-Chief attacked the “arrogance” of his own country on French soil. President Obama’s speech proceeding a NATO summit in Strasbourg, barely 500 miles from the beaches of Normandy, was sad, embarrassing, and possibly the most unpatriotic address ever given by a sitting President.
8. Our Islamic Sympathizer-in-Chief made a major outreach to his Muslim brothers during a speech in Egypt apologizing again on foreign soil for past US transgressions, The President made the bizarre and false claim Islam is one of the largest religions in US. At 1.5% of our population makes one wonder what his real agenda is.
9. Our In Dire Need of a Water boarding-in-Chief claims W’s advanced interrogation techniques, torture, was a dark chapter in our Nation’s history. Five CIA Directors and an overwhelming number of National Security experts claim these techniques saved 1,000’s of lives. Hopefully Ft Hood will serve as a wakeup call for this gang of naïve pacifist.
10. President Obama initially approved the release of photos showing alleged prisoner abuse in Iraq. You’d think a so called Constitutional Scholar would grasp the concept of providing aid and comfort to the enemy.
11. Homeland Security red flags conservative organizations and vets as high risk groups to be monitored for domestic terrorism. The same agency/Administration that refers to foreign/Islamic Jihadist terrorist attacks on the homeland as Man Made Disasters.
12. White House calls Tea Party protestors racist, teabagging, rednecks. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi accused these average, everyday Americans of being crazy, fanatical, swastika-wearing frauds. Nothing like our nation’s leaders promoting free speech and public dissent.
13. During an interview with Babs Walters our I Don’t Have a Lick of Leadership/Management Experience-in-Chief claimed governing came natural to him. It would seem so does lying like a cheap rug, breaking promises, and advancing a Marxist/Socialist agenda.
14. The Administration successfully implemented a Government takeover of the US Auto industry and proceeded to fire GM CEO, infiltrate their Boards, and give away the farm to their Union Comrades. The most powerful man in the free world, our Mr. Goodwrench-in-Chief, then guaranteed on national TV auto/service warranties would be honored. Is hawking used cars on the tube for $9,999 his next gig on TV?
15. Our Fast Eddy Used Car Salesman-in-Chief redistributed $1 Billion in wealth for Cash for Clunkers. The financial wizards at the White House budget ended up $2 billion short. If they miss Obamacare by the same percentage we the taxpaying public will be forking over an additional $5 Trillion.
16. Disregarding the time honored democratic hallmark of casting a vote by secret ballot our Union Boss-in-Chief supports a bill, Card Check, forcing open votes by labor at companies considering going Union. This is a tactic right out of the Communist Manifesto used by the likes of Lenin, Mao, Stalin, Castro and now Obama.
17. The genius PR Gurus at the White House conducted a photo shoot of a low flying plane, Air Force One, over NY enticing panic, forcing many to relive 9/11 and with no advanced warning issued. The White House denied any blame and initially refused to release the photos.
18. We now have salary/compensation Czar right here in the United States of America. The Government is dictating private sector salaries, in the United States of America. What’s next, government run Healthcare and auto industry? The proverbial slippery slope has gotten slicker than a greased pig.
19. The House Passed the Markey-Waxman “Cap-and-trade/tax” Energy Bill 219 -212. Possibly the most intrusive and potentially financially adverse legislation ever considered by Congress. Supported by the Administration this bill would have the following catastrophic effects: Reduce aggregated (GDP) by $9.6 trillion annually; Destroy 1,105,000 American jobs per year; Raise electricity rates 90 percent; Raise gasoline prices by 74 percent; Raise residential natural gas prices by 55 percent; Raise an average family's annual energy bill by $1,500 annually.
20. After admitting he didn’t have all the facts our Racist-in-Chief accused the Cambridge police of acting stupidly for arresting an African American Harvard Professor friend of his. He subsequently said he could have calibrated his words differently. A “Beer Summit” at the White House accomplished absolutely no results with the exception of VP Biden getting a great buzz on.
21. Our Nominator of Liberal Activist Racist Sexist Supreme Court Justices-in-Chief nominated Sonya Sotomayer to the highest court in the land. The good judged was fond of saying her sex and Latino heritage made her a better Judge than an old white guy. She, Scalia, and Roberts should get along famously.
22. As part of their Obamacare propaganda campaign our Big Brother-in-Chief asked American citizens to report their fellow citizens to the White House for pure political speech that is deemed ‘fishy’ or otherwise in opposition to the White House’s political interests. Can anybody say KGB, Secret Thought Police and/or welcome to the Fascist States of America?
23. Speaking of propaganda let’s not forget the White House’s mind control efforts with the country’s school children. A national address, recommended Study Guide with 100 ways to worship at the altar of Obama, songs and chants praising the Chosen One. “Two, four, six, eight, we want a Socialist Nanny State.”
24. In an unprecedented move the White House declared War on a national news network, Fox. They welcome Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong-il, and Castro with open arms but are scared silly of Bill O’Reilly and Brit Hume.
25. Bad press and hopefully an epiphany about how totally ridiculous this idea really was led to President Obama abandoning his proposal to require veterans to carry private health insurance to save $540 million in annual cost to the feds for treatment of injuries to military personnel received during their tours on active duty. The President admitted that he was puzzled by the magnitude of the opposition to his proposal “Look, it's an all volunteer force," Obama complained. "Nobody made these guys go to war. They had to have known and accepted the risks. Now they whine about bearing the costs of their choice? It doesn't compute." "I thought these were people who were proud to sacrifice for their country,” Obama continued. "I wasn't asking for blood, just money. With the country facing the worst financial crisis in its history, I'd have thought that the patriotic thing to do would be to try to help reduce the nation's deficit. I guess I underestimated the selfishness of some of my fellow Americans."

Hail to the chief!

As week 52 and the first year of our Country’s first Socialist President comes to a close the only good news we’re able to report is the Crimson Tide’s thrashing of Texas in the BCS National Championship Game. Considering our list of the Fifty Most Alarming Obama Calamities the only bright spot in an otherwise train wreck of a year.

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I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

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Roll Tide, Roll Tide, Roll on Mighty Tide