Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 66: Conspiracy Theories

Americans just absolutely love a good old fashion "Conspiracy Theory". Reckon we have a natural skepticism and healthy mistrust of government and other large institutions that makes us question authority and the "official story" the powers that be want us to believe.

Our Conspiracy Theories come in all shapes and sizes with some truly so far fetched only an officiando the likes of Oliver Stone could believe it to the more mundane variety that tend to easily attain widespread public acceptance.

A few examples of the most popular and well known Conspiracy Theories include the following:

• NASA and the US Government staged the Apollo program including all of the Lunar landings and mission to the moon
• US Government and Military cover up of Alien visitors, not the criminal illegal variety currently pouring over the Arizona/Mexico border, known as Area 54 in Roswell, New Mexico.
• Vast Right Wing Conspiracy - Bill and Hillary Clinton's neurotic fear that conservatives were secretly spreading falsehoods about their nefarious outlaw behavior, which mostly turned out to be not only true but a lot worse than any of us ever would have imagined.
• HIV was developed by the CIA for biological warfare purposes
• Castro, the Mafia, and/or the CIA were responsible for the JFK assassination
• Elvis staged his own death and still walks amongst us sporting those blue suede shoes today

Two Current Conspiracy Theories frequently discussed on mostly left wing cable news and the blogosphere from the extreme fringes of the political spectrum are 9/11 boneheads and the so called birthers.

9/11r's, including the likes of political charlatans and scoundrels Reverend Wright; Obama political soul mate Bill Ayers; the pinheaded anchors on CNBC; Rosie Cream Filled Chocolate Covered O'Donnell; Michael Jelly Doughnut Moore; half of the Obama Cabinet; almost all of his "Secret Shadow Government" of Socialist Czars; and blame America first nut jobs like Representative Maxine Waters are promoting the notion that W was behind the terrorist attacks that killed 3,000 innocent civilians back in September of 2001.

The fact there doesn't seem to be a shred of evidence to support this absolutely ridiculous accusation and that one would have to be crazier than a run over dog to even consider it doesn't deter these folks at all. Liberals, bless their hearts, never let facts, truth, logic, reason or integrity come between them and a potentially damaging scandal about a political opponent.

Their crazy ass story claims W and his storm troopers committed this act of international terrorism against the very country they took an oath to uphold and protect to give them a good excuse to attack Iraq and kill Saddam Husein. Mercy, a mind truly is a terrible thing to waste.

Birthers, as labeled by the left wing media elite press, claim President Obama isn't an American citizen because he wasn't born on US soil rendering him ineligible for the office of the Presidency. Our Criminal Illegal Alien-in-Chief has produced a Certificate of Birth from the State of Hawaii. The fact it's not a "Birth" Certificate seems the major bone of contention.

There also seems to be some evidence young Barack received financial aid reserved for foreign students while attending Columbia. What seems like some credible evidence aside it's hard to imagine with the intense scrutiny all Presidential candidates experience that a non American could actually get elected, even if he does seem to advocate an agenda foreign to most Americans.

Thoughts of Obama From Bama has a couple of Conspiracy Theories of our own after some serious observation of the Hope, Change and Believe gang that admittedly might sound a tad insane at first but when you consider what these folks have accomplished in office so far, you never know.

Consider the following:

• USA MOTORS - Is it a huge coincidence or is there something more sinister a foot when a few months after the Obama Administration commandeered control of the US auto industry the number one car company in the world, Toyota, goes to hell in a handbag. After a forty year record of making some of the world's most dependable and high performance vehicles why are Toyotas from coast to coast falling apart faster than Speaker Pelosi's face on a hot summers day.


• To date we haven't been able to confirm this but it has been reported by sources close to Military Special Ops that Vice President Uncle Joe Biden,White House Chief of Staff Rahm the Enforcer Emanuel, and Bolshevik the First Dog have been spotted on multiple occasions infiltrating Toyota Dealerships across the country repelling from black almost completely silent choppers armed with cans of super glue with the intent of pasting gas peddles to the floor in the spirit of Elwood "We're on a mission from God" Blues


• Rumor has it VEEP Biden also has a bronzed Toyota gas peddle assembly hanging behind his desk. A caption beneath reads "Toyota - At One Time the World's Best F...ing Automobile"


• DRILL BABY DRILL - Our second "Conspiracy Theory" finds the whole notion of the President announcing a partial lift on his ban on offshore drilling and a few weeks later a rig blows up in the Gulf of Mexico way too close for comfort. Threatened with the worst man made ecological disaster in forty years our Mr the Ends Always Justifies the Means-in-Chief now has a political free hand to impose his radical Socialist Green agenda upon us while our attention is diverted by this disaster.


• We also have it on good authority that Al Mr Inconvenient Lie Gore along with Chris Mathews, Tim Robbins and Barbara Boxer were spotted several times cruising along in a Green Peace Zodiac immediately following the explosion in the general vicinity of the rig. We are certainly not suggesting that any of these Extreme Green activist were involved in the explosion as that would make us as totally nuts as the whack jobs that claim W is behind 9/11.

There is no doubt you'd have to be crazier than an outhouse rat to buy into either one of of our "Conspiracy Theories". They are both unsubstantiated; without merit; ludicrous; unfair; and absolutely absurd. On the other hand, so is Barack Obama.

Had lunch at the Waffle House with Elvis last week. The King sends his regards.

I am, " American by birth and Southern by the grace of God"

Ron W Garikes

THOUGHTS of OBAMA FROM BAMA

Week 65: "Thank you, thank you very much"

"Colonel Jessep, did you order a Code Red?" Lieutenant Kaffee
"You want answers?" Colonel Jessep
"I want the truth!" Kaffee
"You can't handle the truth", "... I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way..."
Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson, "A Few Good Men"

With the same condescending, narcissistic, unbelievable arrogance so brilliantly portrayed by actor Jack Nicholson in his classic role as Colonel Nathan R Jessep in the movie "A Few Good Men" our Elitist Pointy Headed Harvard Law Constitutional Scholar-in-Chief again demonstrated his complete disdain for the very same folks that literally brought his young ass to the big dance.

While addressing a group of wealthy, most likely with a large contingency of tax cheats and advocates for the Victim class; left wing; progressive; elitist; boneheaded liberals at a star studded fund raiser in Miami Mr Obama expressed his amusement when referring to the millions of patriotic Americans who have found their political voice in the Tea Party movement. Standing right on up there just like he had good sense our Orator of Empty Rhetoric-in-Chief further stated, in his best Elvis imitation, all he really wanted to hear from these people was "thank you, thank you very much".


Reminiscent of his "Clinging to guns and religion" comment during the campaign when talking about God fearing mostly rural blue collar folk who it is becoming abundantly clear he considers nothing more than no count yahoo white trash crackers our Teller of Big Ass Tales-in-Chief sanctimoniously mocked these millions of Americans who have dared to oppose his Socialist agenda and expose his lies about not raising taxes on anyone who earns over $200 grand a year. Instead he seeks gratitude and adoration for phantom tax cuts and oh so real tax hikes already enacted or about to be unleashed on a mostly totally unsuspecting public.

In fact, the House Ways and Means Committee, speaking of a bunch yahoos, chaired by the most notorious tax cheat yahoo of them all, Congressmen Charlie Rangel of NY, just released a report prepared by the Minority GOP Members listing all of our Hiker of Middle Class Taxes-in-Chief's tax increases imposed on us citizens of all income levels. The President and his Democrat comrades in Congress have increased our already over taxed nation by $67o Billion, $316 Billion on the poor pilgrims making less than $200 Grand who were suppose to be off limits according to our Maker of Empty Promises-in-Chief.

New taxes Mr Obama seems to be so tinkled pink over and that we should all be thankful for include:

1. Tax on individuals who refuse to buy health insuranc
2. Tax on employers that don't adhere to Obamacare mandates


3. 40 % tax on "Cadillac" health insurance plans


4. 0.9% increase in Medicare tax
5. 3.8% surtax on certain investment income


6. Increase in allowable medical deduction threshold
7. New $2,500 cap on FSA contributions


8. New annual tax on health insurance


9. Tax on brand name drugs


10. 2.3% tax on medical devices


11. 10% tax on UV tanning


12. New tax on self insured health plans


13. Double tax on non-qualified HSA distribution


14. Eliminate deduction on expenses for Medicare Part D


15. Limit certain deductions for health insurance executives


16. Tobacco tax


17. O2 tax on every breath we take


18. Vision tax on every thing we see
19. 20% surtax on every word we speak
20. A life tax for every minute; hour; day; week; month; year that we walk on God's green earth

$670 Billion in only 65 weeks. That's a little north of $10 Billion a week in new taxes since infesting the White House. If they keep this pace up for the duration of their term these blood sucking Socialist will end up stealing almost an additional $2 Trillion not only from us but also our youngins, our youngin's youngins, and our youngin's youngin's youngins.

For all this our Colonel Nathan R Jessep (Jack Nicholson) "I would rather you just say thank you and go on your way..."-in-Chief just wants our adoration, eternal gratitude and thanks. Well, with all due respect Mr. President - Thank This! Actually, how about we thank your happy ass all the way back too Havana, Moscow, Beijing, and/or whatever Utopian Socialist commune you consider home.

Elvis has left the building and Thoughts of Obama From Bama certainly hopes you and your Marxist/Socialist comrades will be joining the boy soon.

"Thank you, thank you very much".

"I am, American by birth and Southern by the grace of God"

Ron W. Garikes

Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 64: The Eye of the Storm

We left the bar last night at about half past eight
Down to the Alabama shore not the Aloha state
This storm may pass, it was too late
Hey we ain't the kind to evacuate
The impact zone is calling out my name

I feel like Goin, surfing in a hurricane
I feel like making love in the pouring rain
I ain't afraid of dyin,
I got no need to explain
I feel like Goin, surfing in a hurricane
"Surfing in a Hurricane", Jimmy Buffett

Don't rightly know from first hand hand experience but it 's been said the eye of a hurricane is truly a sight to behold. An unparalleled natural phenomena of sublime tranquility and a prelude too all manner of destruction and disaster.

With the eye of Hurricane Barack mercifully passing overhead with the passage of thier unconstitutional Universal Healthcare travesty of justice we are experiencing a brief reprieve from the Bolshevik winds and Communist storm surge originating at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. But as the backside of the storm typically reeks the most havoc and damage we would all be well advised to head for high ground with plenty of provisions and a steadfast diligence to ride this storm out till the all clear flags are unfurrowed with a GOP victory in the fall of 2010 elections.

During the first 64 weeks of the Hope/Change/Believe gang's infestation of the White House our great nation has been pounded with wave after left wing extremest wave of Marxist/Socialist propaganda and legislative initiatives. With the unabated and enthusiastic support of an adoring mainstream pointy headed press corps our Socialist-in-Chief has with great focus and deliberation laid the foundation for transforming the world's bastion of free enterprise; capitalism; open markets; personal liberty; limited government; innovation; and unlimited opportunity into an European style Socialist Nanny State.

A brief review of this Socialist tsunami leading the front edge of the storm is cause for serious consternation and well worth revisiting:

• A Trillion plus so called Stimulus package which in reality was a massive redistribution of wealth, deficit exploding, debt busting Socialist political pay back slush fund
• Nationalization of the Banking industry
• Nationalization of the US Auto industry
• Blatant propaganda campaign to indoctrinate US youngins including a national mind control speech and a so called "Study Guide"
• Establishment of a "Secret Shadow Government" of radical Marxist/Socialist tax cheat Czars
• A Federal Pay Czar dictating private sector compensation
• A bow to despot tyrannical world leaders; bend over; grab your ankles; thank you sir may I have another, pucker up butter cup Foreign Policy
• Overseas Contingencies Plans and Man made Disasters
• Alienation of friends and allies including Israel and the Brits
• Adoption of a Marxist dog named Bo-shelvek
• Secret political indoctrination meetings in Moscow, Beijing, Havana and Caracas
• Sunday night poker with Reverend Wright, Bill Ayers, Louis Farrakhan and Uncle Joe
• The big, fat, greasy enchilada of all time and mother of unfunded government mandates Obamacare/Socialized Medicine/ Universal Healthcare

With a total disregard and contempt for "We the People" the Unholy Trinity of Obama, Pelosi and Reid have seemingly concluded to double down and go for broke come hell or high water. Conceding massive losses in the off year elections they plan to ram through every single left wing, Socialist, Marxist initiative on their legislative agenda while they still have super majorities in both chambers of Congress.

So what can we expect when the backside of this Category 5 Bolshevik storm makes landfall? Untold devastation and a "natural" disaster of historic proportions:

• Nationalization of the entire Financial industry
• A Government takeover of the US Energy industry
• Amnesty for all criminal illegal aliens considered by Dems as a sure fire natural political constituency
• New taxes up the yazoo and government spending out the yi yang
• A European type VAT Consumption tax
• Diminished standing in global affairs
• Nomination and probable confirmation of another judicial activist left wing radical; racist; secular progressive; ACLU Bonehead Supreme Court Justice
• More Islamic Jihadist enemy combatants granted Constitutional rights once reserved for us tax paying citizens
• Expansion of IRS Authority to enforce Socialized Medicine regulations
• State sponsored Communes established to educate/indoctrinate future Socialist leaders
• White House transformed into radical left wing think tank chock full of wild eyed Marxist revolutionaries, um sorry, they already checked that one off their list
• All that oppose Obama initiatives detained and "interned" in reeducation camps
• Foot showers installed at White House to accommodate Islamic guest visiting during Call to Prayer time

The proverbial "Eye of the Storm" and/or "Calm Before the Storm" has descended upon us for a far too brief moment before the turbulence and destruction of the back storm wall slams ashore with deadly force and malicious intent. Good Lord willing and if the Communist tide don't rise too high we'll ride out this Marxist/Socialist hurricane and turn the "Ship of State"back on a course well right of center after the election in November.

I am, American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W. Garikes

Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 62: “This is a Big ‘F…ing’ Deal”

So barmaid bring a pitcher Another round of brew
Honey why don't we get drunk and screw
Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought A waterbed It's filled up for me and you
They said you are a snub queen
Honey I don't think that's true
So why don't we get drunk and screw
“Let’s All Just Get Drunk and Screw” Jimmy Buffett

WARNING: THIS COLUMN CONTAINS ADULT MATERIAL. THINLY VIELED PROFANITY, GRATUATES SEXUAL INUENDO AND MULTIPLE REFERENCES TO THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION.

Sure enough would seem our Companion of Low Life Bottom Dwellers-in-Chief is drawn to foul mouthed Marxist/Socialist thought leaders and political hacks with the same enthusiasm of Rosie O’Donnell seeking a chocolate covered cream
filled Krispy Kream and white on rice.

Examples of these associations abound including:

1. His racist religious mentor and pastor of twenty years the always effervescing Reverend Jeremiah Wright GD’ing America
2. White House Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, who’s typical morning greeting to fellow colleagues and subordinates is said to go something like, “How the f… are you, you f…ing bunch of f…ing retards?”(according to the AP Mr. Emanuel used the R word when brow beating Democrats opposed to Obamacare)
3. Political soul mate and domestic terrorist Bill Ayers who once infamously said, “next time bring more f…ing dynamite” when attempting to blow up the Pentagon back in his Weatherman Underground days
4. Madam Secretary of State Hillary ‘Sarge’ Clinton who is known to drop more F bombs before lunch than heard in a Soprano’s marathon on HBO
5. And of course VP Uncle Joe Biden’s recent public and inappropriate application of the F word while introducing his boss at a late night Socialized Medicine Propaganda Rally in the East Room of the white House.

Truly a remarkable public political moment, our “Foot in Mouth”, “Gaffe Machine”, “Admitted plagiarizer of other’s words for scholarly, political and financial gain” Veep Bidden showed his true colors once again.

Wrapping up his introduction of his Socialist Mentor-in-Chief by placing his hands on the Anointed One’s pathetically narrow shoulders; standing straight on up just like he had good sense; proclaiming loudly, openly and without shame well within range of the dozens of microphones planted on the podium; demonstrating a profound disrespect for the tens of millions around the world who had the misfortune of witnessing the Vice President of these here United States of America make a complete jackass of himself stating loud and clear:

“Mr. President, this is a F…ing big deal”

What a class act. Only a Connecticut Yankee lawyer would conduct himself in such an ungentlemanly and scurrilous fashion.

To make matters worse our Enabler of Profanity Spewing Political Hacks-in-Chief not only didn’t apologize and/or admonish his number two he reportedly said it was the most accurate comment about the passage of his Socialized Medicine Bill he’d heard in weeks. Another highly placed source reported Mr. Obama was actually extremely upset they didn’t have time to print up T shirts in time for the following day’s staff meeting.

Another stark example of just how tacky Yankees can truly be. That being said reckon we really shouldn’t expect much from folks who think it’s stylish to adorn themselves in tank tops, shaved butt ugly Bermuda shorts, knee length black dress socks, and open toe sandals while vacationing at the beach.

Thoughts of Obama From Bama certainly hopes our critical viewpoint of the White House’s frequent use and encouragement of profanity doesn’t come across as too sanctimonious or self righteous. Any of you who have spent more than five minutes with your humble author have more than likely been subjected to an earful of profanity rivaling the barking cadence of a Marine Drill Sergeant.

Even worse, anyone who ever personally witnessed your humble scribe’s golf swing, best described as poetry in motion, a combination of Sir Charles’ triple clutcher and the unfolding of a cheap lawn chair and typically followed by curswords strung together with an oratory eloquence seldom achieved with the English language.

Point being, there is a time and place for everything. Most of us Southerners were schooled by our Mamas at an early age to respect our elders; say yes mam and sir when speaking to adults; and to watch our language in mixed company (for purposes of this column guys and gals, not Alabama and Auburn fans).

Uncle Joe and his fellow political hacks in the White House would be well served to heed this advice.

It’s hard to fathom previous American leaders publicly displaying such breeches in decorum at historical events of similar consequence. For example just imagine:

· “Give me liberty or give me f…ing death”, Patrick Henry
· “The f…ing British are coming…”, Paul Revere”
· “The f…ing buck stops here”, Harry Truman
· “A day that will live in f…ing infamy”, “the only thing we have to f…ing fear is f…ing fear itself”, FDR
· “Read my lips, no f…ing new taxes”, George H. W. Bush
· “Mr. Gorbachev tear down this f…ing wall”, Ronald Reagan
· “F…ing Fore!” Gerald Ford
· “Four score and seven f…ing years ago” Abraham Lincoln
· “I did not have sexual relations with that f…ing woman, Ms. Lewinski, Ms. Jones, Ms. Flowers, Ms. Reno, Mrs. Clinton…”
· “Where did all these f…ing Indians come from?” General George Armstrong Custard

With the exception of the last two it’s hard to imagine any of these other historical figures demeaning their country, office, or themselves by uttering such profanities in the public arena and joking about it afterwards. Mr. President and Uncle Joe, your lack of decorum, no class vulgarity is a f…ing big deal and one more nail in your Administration’s political coffin.

I am, “American by birth and Southern by the grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 61: Our Socialist-in-Chief Finally Closes the Deal

“The main vice of capitalism is the uneven distribution of prosperity. The main vice of socialism is the even distribution of misery” Sir Winston Churchill

After over fifty major public speeches (pep rallies, teleprompter paloozas, propaganda fest) over the last 61 Weeks and 90 meetings and phone calls during the proceeding 7 to 10 days our Marxist Leninist-in-Chief finally got his Socialized/Universal/Government controlled Healthcare Bill passed in the US Politburo, um, Congress.

There is an outside chance the Senate could kill or at least de-fang this hostile takeover of seventeen percent of our economy but prospects for success are slim to none at best.

Offering wavering Democrats everything from “Monica Lewinski Special” tours of the Oval office; cushy government jobs; Seats on the Boards of ACORN and the ACLU; ambassadorships to third world Socialist Banana Republics; Caribbean vacations hosted by NY Congressman and tax cheat Charlie Rangel; dead fish from Presidential “Consigliore” Rahm Emanuel; to every form of blackmail; extortion; bribery; and tyrannical strong arm tactics known to man this legislative train wreck finally passed the people’s House with a vote of 219-212.

Passing by a margin thinner than a frog’s hair without even one GOP vote. Unprecedented partisanship for a piece of legislation with such far reaching social and economic implications.

With some estimates ranging from $3-5 Trillion, compared to the totally bogus/cooked/intentionally misleading/just down right dishonest $1 Trillion projection over the next ten years of the Obamaites, this bill is beyond the shadow of any doubt the most expensive unfunded entitlement not only in US history but in the history of the civilized world. Truly a red letter day, with one big ass capital R, for the likes of Comrades Marx; Lenin; Stalin; Mao; Reid; Pelosi; and Barack H. Obama.

Before Sunday’s farce of a final vote on this humongous unconstitutional so called legislation the Administration’s closing strategy took a few interesting and unexpected twist and turns. An exclusive interview on the same news network they publicly declared war on a couple of months ago, FOX, certainly seemed to confirm our Silver Tongue Devil-in-Chief’s anxiety and consternation over the Bill’s ultimate fate.

Agreeing to a face to face sit-down with Fox’s relatively young and inexperienced Special Report anchor, Bret Baier, the White House was obviously confidant they could take advantage of the mild mannered newscaster and get their Healthcare propaganda out unfiltered to FOX’s large target market of Independents, moderate Dems and Republicans.

In a very impressive, professional and respectful manner young Mr. Bair not only held his own with the leader of the free world he held our Great Orator of Empty Rhetoric-in-Chief’s feet to the fire not tolerating his endless filibustering and diatribes of misleading and untrue remarks.

Following are excerpts from their conversation revealing our Epitome of Arrogance-in-Chief’s unwavering Marxist/Socialist core values:

BRET BAIER: Mr. President, thank you for the time.
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: Thank you for having me, Bret. You dimwitted Neanderthal FOX News Yahoo.
BAIER: You have said at least four times in the past two weeks: "the United States Congress owes the American people a final up or down vote on health care." So do you support the use of this Slaughter rule? The deem and pass rule, so that Democrats avoid a straight up or down vote on the Senate bill?
OBAMA: Rule number three in the Communist Manifesto states the ends always justifies the means. So Washington gets very concerned about these procedural issues in Congress. This is always an issue that's — whether Republicans are in charge or Democrats in charge — when Republicans are in charge, Democrats constantly complain that the majority was not giving them an opportunity, et cetera.
What the American people care about is the fact that their premiums are going up 25, 40, 60 percent, and I'm going to do something about it.
BAIER: Mr. President, you name one actual person who’s premium has increased 60% and I’ll bite the head off of a live chicken, openly and without shame, buck nekked on a live TV episode of the View.
That being said, regular people from all over the country keep asking "If the bill is so good for all of us, why all the intimidation, arm twisting, seedy deals, and parliamentary trickery necessary to pass a bill, when you have an overwhelming majority in both houses and the presidency?" And "If the health care bill is so wonderful, why do you have to bribe Congress to pass it?"
OBAMA: Because the Bill is a budget busting, deficit exploding, big government power grab of unprecedented proportions. Truth be told, I’m suprized so many ignorant white trash crackers out there in the Netherlands have actually figured this out.
BAIER: Do you know which special deals are still in the bill, as of today?
OBAMA: Each and every one of them that’s necessary to bribe my fellow Democrat comrades and dozens more that you right wing rednecks at the “Fair and Unbalanced” network will never hear about.
BAIER: Connecticut, Montana, Florida, Vermont, Nebraska — there are a lot of deals in here, Mr. Barker of the Price is Right fame, I mean Mr. President, that people have issues about.
OBAMA: What people? The same illiterate hillbillies that cling to their guns and religion who never have and never will have a clue what’s really good for them. Without my benevolent leadership and charitable nature these ignorant trailer trash would have become starving pilgrims months ago.
BAIER: Couple more process things, quickly. You said a few times as Senator Obama that if a president has to eke out a victory of 50 plus one, that on something as important as health care, "you can't govern." But now you're embracing a 50 plus one reconciliation process in the Senate, so do you feel like you can govern after this?
OBAMA: Well, Bret, the — I think what we've seen during the course of this year is that we have come up with a bill that basically tracks the recommendations of Tom Daschle, former Democratic senator and leader, but also Bob Dole, former Republican leader, Howard Baker, former Republican leader.
The ideas embodied in this legislation are not left, they're not right, they are — they are — pure D unadulterated Socialism that you and an overwhelming majority of your conservative racist friends wouldn’t recognize if it crawled up behind you and took a big ole bite out of your big fat ignorant arse.
BAIER: The CBO has said specifically that the $500 billion that you say that you're going to save from Medicare is not being spent in Medicare. That this bill spends it elsewhere outside of Medicare. So you can't have both.
OBAMA: Right.
BAIER: You either spend it on expenditures or you make Medicare more solvent. So which is it?
OBAMA: Neither and both, whichever lie works best on our trusting and unsuspecting victim class constituency.
BAIER: Your chief actuary for Medicare said this, that cuts in Medicare: "cannot be simultaneously used to finance other federal outlays and extend the trust fund." That's your guy.
OBAMA: That guy of our’s is just gonna have to get a little more creative in his way of reckoning or I might just be so compelled to have Emanuel pay them a little visit in the Men’s shower.
BAIER: Mr. President, I'm getting the wrap it up signal, and I don't want to interrupt you, but to finish up, do you think this is going to pass?
OBAMA: So quit interrupting for Allah’s sake. Of course it’s gonna pass you Capitalist dog. We spent billions on bribes and have dozens more by their family jewels, which in my brief and corrupt political career, always serves as a powerfully strong incentive to get their hearts and minds to follow.
BAIER: I apologize again for all the interruptions sir. Hopefully next time you might actually answer a few questions honestly and the repeated rebukes won’t be necessary.
BAIER: Thank you very much for your time Mr. President. If you will excuse me I seem to be experiencing an overwhelming compulsion to take a long hot shower and it ain’t even Saturday night.
OBAMA: Thank you very much. I appreciate it.. Allah the Great, Allah the Benevolent, Worship at the Altar of Obama.

Almost in direct unison with our Signer of Unconstitutional Legislation-in-Chief’s placing of his John Hancock on this illegal bill thirteen State Attorneys General filed suit against Uncle Sammy claiming the Feds don’t have the legal authority to force citizens and businesses to purchase goods and/or services (Health Insurance) per the 10th Amendment of the Constitution.

Considering then Senator Obama’s fierce and vocal opposition to Robert’s and Allitto’s nominations to the Supreme Court, two of the most qualified jurist to be presented to the Senate for Advice and Consent in years, strictly on ideology terms probably didn’t exactly sit too well with now Chief Justice Roberts and Associate Justice Allito. The President’s recent public rebukes of several Court rulings probably haven’t further endeared him to the moderate/conservative wing of the Court either.

Rumor has it Roberts, Allito, Scalia and Thomas are all sporting “Kill the Bill” T-Shirts under their black robes. Our alleged Constitutional Scholar and Socialist-in-Chief’s landmark Socialized Medicine legislation ruled unconstitutional and thereby illegal by our Nation’s highest Court would be a fitting end to Comrade Obama’s Marxist/Socialist/Utopian/Bolshevik dreams of Universal Healthcare.

We only hope they get the opportunity to literally close the deal.

I am, “American by birth and Southern by the grace of God”
Ron W. Garikes

Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 60: Polar Opposites

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"Yeah, I like 'em sweet. I like 'em with a heart of gold

Hey I like 'em brassy. I like 'em brazen and bold.

They say opposites attract, but I don't agree

I need a woman as tacky as me

Hey I like my women just a tad on the trashy side”

"Trashy Women" As recorded by Jerry Jeff Walker - Words & Music By Chris Wall

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According to John Edwards there are two Americas. The former Democrat Presidential and Veep candidate; recipient of the $1,000 haircut; the serial cheater Tiger wanna be who stepped out on his terminally ill wife; a man who had an affair with a no count white trash harlot; who fathered a baby with said harlot who just posed in her under drawers with said baby in a GQ expose; who repeated this two Americas theory ad nauseam during the 2008 campaign.

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Edwards, the epitome of a bottom dwelling plaintiff’s attorney (ambulance chaser) championed the notion America consist of two kinds of folks – the haves and have not’s or the rich vs. the poor. Thoughts of Obama from Bama happens to agree that there are two Americas but we part ways with scumbag Edwards about exactly who makes up each group.

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On the left hand, led by our Marxist/Socialist-in-Chief Barack Husain Obama, we have one America – the pointy headed secular progressives; liberal; leftwing radicals; elitist; big government; high tax; over regulating; advocates of a communal utopian society who all have one overriding trait in common. At some point in time in their life, somebody snuck up behind each and everyone one them, stuck a straw in their ear, and sucked out half their brain.

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Looking at the “Polar Opposite” end of the spectrum is the other group of Americans made up of hard working, freedom loving, independent, entrepreneurial, mostly God fearing folk who basically do all the heavy lifting in this country. For purposes of this Column we will refer to the former as “Victims” and the latter “Patriots”.

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These two extremely distinctive Americas have perspective’s and viewpoint’s that truly appear to originate from sources so diametrically opposed they are not only “Polar Opposites” they seemingly speak a different language and have totally different value and belief systems. Following is a representative list of examples of the stark differences in the way of reckoning advocated by these two Americas:

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Democray:

Victims – Too much control in the hands of the folks and far too little with the Government.

Patriots – An ideal and governance structure worth dying and fighting for.

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Freedom:

Victims – An ideal that needs suppression and government control.

Patriots – A gift from God all people have a natural right too.

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Liberty:

Victims – An ideal that needs suppression and government control.

Patriots – A gift from God all people have a natural right too.

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Socialism:

Victims – A step in the right direction.

Patriots – A vile, upside down political philosophy and governance structure.

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Communism:

Victims – The mother load of governance structures, heaven on earth, Utopia

Patriots – A despicable, oppressive, failed political philosophy that needs to be nuked and put out of its misery·

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Foreign Policy:

Victims- Blame America first, appeasement, pacifist, bend over and grab your ankles, thank you sir may I have another, pucker up butter cup diplomacy.

Patriots – Walk softly, carry a big stick and womp the hell out of anyone who we don’t see eye to eye with.

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War on Terror:

Victims- Overseas Contingency Operation and Man Made Disaster.

Patriots – A good time for kicking some serious Islamic Jihadist ass.

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Taxes:

Victims – Free ride and a paycheck.

Patriots – Legalized extortion and theft.

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Government:

Victims – Sugar Daddy

Patriots – A bottomless money pit corrupted by power, other people’s money and elitist illusions of grandeur.

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In addition to the “sneak-straw-ear-suck-half brain” idea another possibility that might also explain the “Polar Opposite” and Two Americas phenomena is the “Men Are From Mars and Woman Are From Venus” theory. A concept that suggest the Victims and Patriots are literally different species from separate planets.

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Please consider the following:

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On July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

A fact that has gone under investigated and reported by the leftwing media elite, in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses? Really not that hard to believe if you have ever caught a glimpse of Speaker Pelosi in just the right light from the right angle. (Thanks to Iron Boy, MB, from Atlanta, GA for this contribution)

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes