Friday, November 25, 2011

Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 148: “Veto This Mr. President”

I'm a piece of work, I'm iron and lace I'm shy, I'm right up in your face

I'm all dumbfounded, stubborn as an ass
Sharp as an arrow in a pile of glass.

I'm a sweetheart, genius, reckless jerk.

Lord, have mercy, I'm a piece of work
I'm a piece of work, Jimmy Buffett

With the abject failure of the so called Congressional “Super Committee”, the twelve poor dumb pilgrims charged with finding a paltry $1.2 trillion in debt reduction over the next ten years as part of the debt ceiling deal, our Record Breaking Spender of Other People’s Money-In-Chief wasted no time at all firing up the ole tele-prompter, hitting the airwaves blaming the GOP and advancing his racist, generational and class warfare campaign agenda. His only chance at reelection as running on his dismal economic and bend over, grab his ankles, thank you sir may I have another citizen of the world failed foreign policy record will surely lead to untold heart-ache and calamity for the Obama faithful.

In a particularly mean spirited and belligerent address Mr. Obama really took Congressional Republicans to the proverbial political woodshed repeatedly accusing them of putting party ahead of Country in their deliberations. Of course he conveniently forgot to mention there were also 6 Democrats on the set up for failure “Super Committee“ and last time we checked former boxer and currently punch drunk Harry Reid still heads up the Democrat Majority in the US Senate.

From a series of typical ludicrous remarks following are a few examples of his most ridiculous and misleading comments:

• Good afternoon. As you all know, last summer I signed a law that will cut nearly $1 trillion of spending over the next 10 years. Part of that law also required Congress to reduce the deficit by an additional $1.2 trillion by the end of this year. (to cut spending $2.2 trillion over the next 10 years represents a 2% reduction or there abouts. Anybody who thinks tax increases are necessary to achieve this objective is crazier than an outhouse rat)
• In September, I sent them a detailed plan that would have gone above and beyond that goal. It’s a plan that would reduce the deficit by an additional $3 trillion, by cutting spending, slowing the growth of Medicare and Medicaid, and asking the wealthiest Americans to pay their fair share. (fair share-code phrase for tax high wage earners and massive wealth redistribution)
• In addition to my plan, there were a number of other bipartisan plans for them to consider from both Democrats and Republicans, all of which promoted a balanced approach. This kind of balanced approach to reducing our deficit — an approach where everybody gives a little bit, and everyone does their fair share — is supported by an overwhelming majority of Americans — Democrats, independents, and Republicans. It’s supported by experts and economists from all across the political spectrum. And to their credit, many Democrats in Congress were willing to put politics aside and commit to reasonable adjustments that would have reduced the cost of Medicare, as long as they were part of a balanced approach. (he used the words fair share 4,545 times in a 4 minute speech-code phrase for tax high wage earners and massive wealth redistribution)
• So when everybody gets back from Thanksgiving and I complete another tax payer funded cross country campaign swing and a few dozen rounds of golf it ‘will be time to appear to get some work done for the American people. All around the country, Americans are working hard to live within their means and meet their responsibilities. And I know they expect Washington to do the same.


In addition to this same ole, chock full of lies, boring, boring, boring rhetoric the President did make one new just downright troubling remark about the automatic triggers that will kick in with the Committee’s failure to reach an agreement. $1.2 trillion of mandatory spending cuts, half from across the boards domestic programs and half from an already decimated defense budget.

This is what our reluctant Commander-in-Chief had to say about these reckless, irresponsible, unprecedented and dangerous spending cuts to the defense budget:

• Now, the question right now is whether we can reduce the deficit in a way that helps the economy grow, that operates with a scalpel, not with a hatchet, and if not, whether Congress is willing to stick to the painful deal that we made in August for the automatic cuts. Already, some in Congress are trying to undo these automatic spending cuts.
• My message to them is simple: No. I will veto any effort to get rid of those automatic spending cuts to domestic and defense spending. There will be no easy off ramps on this one.

Barack Husain Obama has already committed several boneheaded and most likely impeachable acts since taking the Oath of Office including:

1. Taking justified what for from a French President about his negligent and Socialist fiscal policies
2. Running up just south of $5 trillion in additional debt in just 148 weeks
3. Giving our enemy a date certain troop withdrawal schedule
4. Passing state secrets to his comrades in Moscow, Beijing, and Havana (if he actually hasn’t done this he sure as hell been thinking about it)


Now he’s threatening to veto any bill that would maintain our national defense and security because he doesn’t want to give Republicans any political advantage. Ain’t no never mind about it Mr. Obama’s most impeachable infraction to date.

President Obama’s veto threat is the epitome of irresponsible, reckless, blatant political expediency. The only veto we should be thinking about is vetoing his happy ass out of office.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Alabama –45/ Georgia Southern–21

ROLL TIDE

Friday, November 18, 2011

Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 147: “Barack Douglas C. Neidermeyer Obama”

I've been lazy most all of my life
Writing songs and sleeping late
Any manual labor I've done purely by mistake
If street sweepers can smile then
I've got no right to feel upset
But sometimes I still forget
Till the lights go on and the stage is set
And the song hits home and you feel that sweat

It's my job to be different than the rest
and that's enough reason to go for me
It's my job to be better than the best
and that's a tough break for me
It's my job to be cleaning up this mess
and that's enough reason to go for me
It's my job to be better than the best
and that makes the day for me
“It’s My Job”, Jimmy Buffett

“You’re all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty” Douglas C. Neidermeyer, Animal House

Our CEO/Advocate-in-Chief seems too done lost his mind and is totally ignoring one of the primary responsibilities of the President of these here United States of America. Instead of aggressively and enthusiastically promoting the virtues of our great nation for some strange reason Mr. Obama is hell bent on accusing the very same country he swore on a Koran, um Bible, to lead and protect of all manner of bad behavior resulting in our current dismal financial condition.

It sure enough is damn sure difficult to determine if our Critic of Mom, Baseball and Apple Pie-in-Chief is truly on our fightin side. Based on recent comments it sure doesn’t seem so.

• “Dress that line. Dress that line, mister! Dress that line, soldier. Mister, hold my mount. [to Kent] You fat, disgusting slob! You're a damned disgrace! … Redo those buttons! Dress that belt buckle! Straighten that cap! And damn it, tuck up those pajamas! Attention! Eyes front! What's that on your chest, mister? Kent: It's a pledge pin, sir. A pledge pin! On your uniform? Just tell me, mister, what fraternity would pledge a man like you? Kent: It's a Delta pin, sir”

Following are a few disturbing examples of our President’s low opinion of the country he leads:

• "We've been a bit lazy over the last couple of decades. We've kind of taken for granted-well, people would want to come here - and we aren't that hungry, selling America and attracting new business,"
• “America has grown “a little soft”
• “We have lost our ambition, our imagination and our willingness to do the things that built the Golden Gate Bridge,”
• “We suck, we are bunch of greedy imperialist capitalist that should follow the lead of our French and Cuban comrades”
(Even if he didn’t exactly say it he damn sure is thinking it)

American Exceptionalism, the Shining City on a Hill, promoting worldwide democracy and using American influence to advance our strategic interest just ain’t included in this President’s DNA. He truly is a secular progressive, ultra left wing, hopeless liberal, citizen of the world who views America as an oppressive tyrannical super power instead of the world’s beacon of hope and freedom.

During this seemingly endless economic tsunami and dangerous international challenges the kind of inspired leadership we need like Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell need another double chocolate cream filled doughnut. If only our young and so misguided President would follow the lead of a few of his predecessors and several other political and business thought leaders:

• "America is too great for small dreams."
-Ronald Reagan
• "Whoever says Americas best days are behind it are looking the wrong direction."
-George H.W. Bush
• Ronald Reagan- The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.
• Theodore Roosevelt- It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed. In this life we get nothing save by effort.
• Harry S. Truman- America was not built on fear. America was built on courage, on imagination, and unbeatable determination to do the job at hand.
"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." –Abraham Lincoln
“The name of American, which belongs to you, in your national capacity, must always exalt the just pride of Patriotism.” –George Washington
• “Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.” Albert Einstein
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them. Winston Churchill

Ain’t no never mind about it that’s some serious, uplifting, motivational, truly inspirational words of hope, promise and opportunity. Sure enough beats hell out of being called worthless and weak; fat; slobs; disgraces; lazy; soft; unimaginitive; uninventive; poor dumb pilgrims by the current occupant of the Oval Office.

• Otter: Point of parliamentary procedure!
Hoover: Don't screw around, they're serious this time!
Otter: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.
Boon: I thought you were pre-med.
Otter: What's the difference
Otter: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.
Otter: But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!


We're not going to sit here niether and listen to Barack Husain Obama badmouth the United States of America. Ladies and Gentlemen!

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Alabama – 24/ Miss State–7

ROLL TIDE

Friday, November 11, 2011

Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 146: “Truth Be Told”

I'm just an old truth teller
I'm your candid friend
I'm not some daydream seller
I do not pretend
I've a sense of survival
And screwing my rivals
That's labeled me crossed and uncouth
But I can't help it I just tell the truth
He can't help it, he just tells the truth
Just an Old Truth Teller, Jimmy Buffett

Not often, but on sure enough truly rare occasions, we get a glance at the real nature and character of our 44th President. Truth Be Told the unvarnished, no tele-prompter, unscripted reality about Barack Husain Obama’s genuine view of the grand scheme of things is so ugly it would scare a dog off a meat wagon.

Our most recent sneak preview of Mr. Obama’s true and unfiltered views was an incident that occurred this week at the G20 summit in France. President Obama and French president Nicolas Sarkozy made derogatory remarks about Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu they thought were private but were actually over heard by a live mike.

According to extremely reluctant left wing media elite reporters who stalled the story for several days not wanting to embarrass either one of their favorite so called enlightened presidents Sarkozy declared:

• "I cannot stand him. He is a liar."

To which our BFF of Israel-in-Chief Mr. Obama replied:

• "You're fed up with him, but I have to deal with him every day!"

Not that these remarks come as any breaking news flash as the President has treated Netanyahu like a red headed stepchild since day one. Truly a travesty when you compare the backgrounds of these two world leaders and their contrasting rise to power. Consider the following:

• Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu is the current Prime Minister of Israel.
• Netanyahu joined the Israeli Defense Forces in 1967 where he served as a team leader in the Sayeret Matkal special forces unit, taking part in many missions including Operation Gift and the hostage rescue mission from the hijacked Sabena Flight 571 in 1972, where he was seriously wounded.
• He fought on the front lines in the Yom Kippur War in 1973 and achieved the rank of captain.
• Netanyahu served as the Israeli ambassador to the United Nations from 1984 to 1988
• Prime Minister from June 1996 to July 1999.


During the same time period the future leader of the free world, young Barack Husain Obama, was in hot pursuit of far less noble endeavors:

• Attending Islamic school in Indonesia
• Snorting coke and fully participating in Hawaii’s underground drug culture
• Snorting coke and fully participating in Columbia University’s underground drug culture
• Snorting coke and fully participating in Harvard’s underground drug culture
• Working as a community/labor agitator for the criminal socialist front group ACORN
• Voting present on every important issue while amassing the most extremist left wing record in the history of first the Illinois state house and later the US Senate


Don’t know about y’all but it seems clear to us we got the wrong person leading the free world. The arrogance demonstrated by a man of such dubious achievements and absence of moral fortitude the likes of President Obama criticizing a person of substance, courage and wisdom and the stature of Mr Netanyahu is unforgivable.

President Obama’s advocacy and support of Palestine and by fiat the international Islamic terrorist group Hamas has never been more obvious. A most disturbing and dangerous Obama foreign policy initiative.

Of course this sure as hell ain’t the first “hot mike” incident Mr. Obama has experienced as his political career is chock full of similar revealing moments when his genuine real feelings have been exposed. A few of the most notable include:

• Confirmation of his Socialist core values when he was overheard telling Joe the Plumber the need to redistribute wealth in this country
• A blatant act of his racist viewpoint based on the false accusations he made about the Cambridge Police Department in the Gates affair
• His elitist attitude and disdain for We the People when he remarked about the need for all of us ignorant yahoos to cling to our guns and Bibles during these trying times


Truth be told President Obama owes Prime Minister Netanyahu, the Israeli and American people a sincere apology for his cowardly remarks and lack of support for one of our most critical and strongest allies. Truth also sadly be told the man doesn’t have the class, character, or courage to ever express any regret for his arrogant and despicable conduct.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

ROLL TIDE ROLL

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 145: “We Can’t Wait”

From the time that I could walk he'd take me with him
To a bar called the Green Frog Cafe
There was old men with beer guts and dominoes
Lying 'bout their lives while they played
I was just a kid, they all called me "Sidekick"
Just like desperados waitin' for a train
Like desperados waitin' for a train
“Like Desperados Waitin' For a Train,” Jerry Jeff Walker

For the last several months our “Political Hack-in-Chief” has completely abandoned even any pretense of actually governing and has been traveling around the country in full campaign mode on our dime. All things considered not a bad return on investment if it keeps this incompetent, Socialist, left wing, egomaniac too preoccupied with his reelection instead of forcing his Marxist dreams of grandeur down our collective throats.

Demonstrating the traits of a corrupt Chicago political district ward chief as opposed to the leader of the free world whom we’d hope would occasionally show a little class and decorum Mr. Obama transforms into a hyper-partisan; race baiting; class warfare advocate; elitist false populist that would sure enough make the likes of George C. Wallace, Bull Conner and Uncle Joe Stalin his self proud. Bless his tiny bleeding liberal heart reckon you can take the Communist community organizer out of Chicago but you’ll never take the tyrannical Bolshevik ways out of Barack Husain Obama.

Out on the stump promoting his sham of a jobs bill our “Blamer of Everyone but Himself-in-Chief “ has pointed his boney little finger from everybody from W to ATM’S to cover for his massive failures resulting from their attempts to convert the world’s most productive and largest free market economy into a cradle to grave Socialist Nanny State. Most lately the evil GOP Congress has been his political whipping boy guilty of all manner of nefarious deeds including higher murder and rape rates, starving the old and poor folks, and unexplainable massive new incidents of Restless Leg Syndrome.

His newest political tactic, “We Can’t Wait”, is in reality the same Chicken Little the sky is falling or face dire consequences of Koranic, and um Biblically, proportions strategy the Obama fear mongers used to pass the trillion dollar stimulus package, Obamacare, Dodd/Freddy In the Fanny Mac Frank, bank bailouts and the government confiscation of the US auto industry. All of which turning out to be unmitigated disasters resulting in 9 plus percent unemployment, the doubling of gas prices, more new debt than white on rice and frozen credit that is killing economic growth.

During his Saturday web/radio address our hurried CEO used a derivative of his new “We Can’t Wait “call to arms 948 times. Rumor has it the infamous Presidential teleprompter done blowed up due to the truly mind numbing repetition.

According to our signer of unconstitutional and illegal Executive Orders the following world shaking policy initiatives just can’t wait for Congressional approval:

• Complete takeover of the student loan program by Uncle Sammy resulting in no consequences defaults and free money compliments of the American tax payer
• Home financing mortgage relief loan program by Uncle Sammy resulting in no consequences defaults and free money compliments of the American tax payer
• To fix No Child Left Behind, the President directed his administration to move forward with a plan to give states the flexibility they need to help students meet higher standards.
• The Administration acted to cut dramatically the time it takes for small businesses that contract with the federal government to get paid.
• Eliminated outdated regulations that will save hospitals and patients billions of dollars in the years ahead. Specifics on how this would be accomplished as usual are few and far between


Independently and collectively these measures won’t amount to a bucket of warm spit. Nothing more than additional examples of wealth redistribution to the President’s victim class constituencies.

In the spirit of “We Can’t Wait” Thoughts of Obama From Bama would like to add a few items to the list:

1. “We Can’t Wait” to see the door knob hit Mr. Obama in the arse on his way out the door of the White House after losing the election next fall
2. “We Can’t Wait “till VP Biden permanently retires to the nearest Irish pub and stops embarrassing the Country every time he opens that cavernous mouth
3. “We Can’t Wait” for She of the Shaved Butt Ugly Pants Suit Klan, Madame Secretary of State Hillary Rohdam-Clinton, to slip off into political has been status with faithful husband Saturday Night Bill never to duck enemy sniper fire again
4. “We Can’t Wait” to watch senior political hack, terrorist sympathizer, liar, and racist bonehead, AG Eric Holder hauled off to jail with all the other criminals

We also can’t wait to watch college football’s National Championship Saturday night at Bryant/Denny in Tuscaloosa when the Alabama Crimson Tide knock off the number one ranked LSU Tigers.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Friday, October 28, 2011

Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 144: “Reports Confirm 40%-50% of American People Are Missing Half Their Brain”

When the telephone woke me this morning, I'm
sorry was the first thing I said
From that point it get's a bit fuzzy, thinking with half a head
Putting the pieces together, it's shocking to flash on the past
'Cause when you are known as a rascal, you can bet you showed off your ass
“I Was So Bad Last Night “ Jerry Jeff Walker

Best take care out there children. There sure enough seems to be an insidious and nefarious plot a foot in the home of the brave and none of us are immune.

Considering the Country’s absolutely dismal financial status and diminished standing in the world President Obama’s current poll numbers are truly remarkable. So remarkable something truly sinister must be spreading across this great nation faster than kudzu.

After exhausting all the other options it’s obvious to us 40% to 50% of our fellow citizens are the victims of an unspeakable heinous act. Somebody slowly and stealthily has done snuck up on each and every one of these individuals, stuck a straw in their ear, and sucked out half their brain.

In our way of reckoning that’s the only credible explanation for these radical left wing head cases that continue to support not only the worst but also the most dangerous President in the history of the Union. It’s almost like watching an episode of AMC’s “Walking Dead“ just on a much grander scale.

Following is a summary of the current polling according to Real Clear Politics.com averages that should have all of us as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs:

• Obama Approval 44 – Disapproval 51
• Obama 46 – Romney 45
• Obama 48 – Cain 40
• Obama 50 – Perry 39
• Obama 49 – Gingrich 36
• Obama 41 – Generic Republican 43
• Direction of Country, Right 19 – Wrong 75


It ain’t like he’s exactly walking in high cotton but almost unbelievably President “All Manner of Disaster “ Obama is polling between 41 and 50 in every match up. Considering the complete and abject failure of the Obama Socialist regime these numbers are more frightening than being stranded on a disserted island with Nancy Pelosi.

The world’s greatest nation ever is rapidly approaching a tipping point and Barack Obama and his half brained faithful are about to spill us over into the mediocrity of a Marxist/Socialist abyss. Dr. Adrian Rogers astutely described our pending downfall when he wrote the following almost 30 years ago:

• “You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.”

With Halloween rapidly approaching best take care not to become the next victim of Obama’s army of straw carrying, half brained, wild eyed, left wing, radical extremist, liberal boneheads. Observing VP Biden, Representative Pelosi and Senator Reid surely provides inspiration for us all too diligently stand watch for Obamaites lurking in the shadows armed with brain sucking straws.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Alabama – 37/ Tenn Vols– 6

ROLL TIDE

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 143: “A Revolution in Dire Need of a Cause”

Down to the Banana Republics
Down to the tropical sun
Go the expatriated American
Hopin' to find some fun

Some of them go for the sailing
Brought by the lure of the sea
Tryin' to find what is ailing
Living in the land of the free
Some of them are running to lovers
Leaving no forward address
Some of them are running tons of ganja
Some are running from the IRS

Late at night you will find them
In the cheap hotels and bars
Hustling the senioritas
While they dance beneath the stars
Spending those renegade pesos
on a bottle of rum and a lime
Singin' give me some words I can dance to
Or a melody that rhymes
Banana Republic, Jimmy Buffett

Bless their hearts the Occupy Wall Street mob is truly “A Revolution in Dire Need of a Cause”. Truth be told this totally misguided and unorganized gang of boneheaded liberal head cases couldn’t find their ass with two hands and a flashlight in a locked closet let alone a legitimate grievance worth all the ruckus and media attention they have generated to date.

Responses to press inquires about what’s got um so riled up in the first place seem to vary as much as the excuses and other folks to blame President Obama proclaims when defending his untold and self inflicted failures as our first Socialist-in-Chief. Following is representative list of these yahoo’s stated mission and objectives:

• Anger about greed on Wall Street
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Abolish capitalism
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Redistribute the wealth
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Create a Socialist Nanny state
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Free healthcare
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Free education
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Bring home the troops
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Stick it to the man
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Shorter work week, higher wages, more benefits
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Government paid retirement
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Tax the rich out the yazoo
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Elimination of all fossil fuels
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Free lunch, prophylactics and Wi-Fi all paid for with other people’s money.
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• America sucks
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Why can’t we be more like the Marxist Utopian Banana Republics Castro’s Cuba and Chavez’s Venezuela?
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible


Now that we’ve established this mindless mob doesn’t have anything that even remotely resembles a logical or rational reason to assemble and raise their collective voices in protest naturally almost every liberal nut job celebrity has unabashedly stood right on up just like they had good sense in support of these nimrods. All the usual suspects including the likes of the following radical leftwing elitist have enthusiastically proclaimed their support:

• Some millionaire hip hop thug Shane West
• Alec Baldwin, who’s just tickled pink to take millions from Capital One for his goofy commercials
• Tim Robbins and his his ex-life partner Susan the Pope’s a Nazi Sarandon
• Michael chocolate double cream filled Moore
• Roseanne scratch her crotch Barr
• Rosie dumber than a bag of hammers O’Donnell


In addition to this liberal brain trust some of the country’s leading progressive organizations have announced their solidarity with this “Revolution in Dire Need of a Cause”. Labor Unions, the ACLU, NOW, NAG, Code Pink, the American Communist and Socialist parties, for good measure the US Nazis and of course the radical left wing media elite have all committed vast resources in support of the “cause“.

Not one to miss out on any Marxist/Socialist/Commie revolution our Protestor-in-Chief has also thrown in with this directionless, confused, inept, and irrelevant mob. The perfect match with the Obama Administration, sure enough an ideal example of the blind leading the blind.

At least this mob does have one worthy objective - Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible. Not exactly comparable to the American Revolution but considering the alternatives a most worthwhile endeavor.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Alabama – 52/ Ole Miss– 7

ROLL TIDE

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 142: “Slow & Silent”

I'd love to get you
On a slow boat to China
All to myself alone

Get you and keep you
In my arms ever more
Leave all your lovers
Weepin' on a far away shore

Out on the briny
With the moon big and shiny
Melting your heart of stone

Honey I'd love to get you
On a slow boat to China
All by myself alone
Slow Boat to China, Jimmy Buffett

Instead of Fast and Furious, the scandalous and sure enough most likely criminal gun running fiasco conducted by the boneheads at the Obama Department of Justice, “Slow & Silent” is without any doubt a more accurate description of the Administration’s response to this most unfortunate incident. And just like most of the crimes and/or unethical acts of gross incompetence or political corruption committed by our noble public servants the obligatory cover up is what ultimately lands their happy asses in the jailhouse.

From the reaction so far from the Obama Regime Fast and Furious/ “Slow & Silent” ain’t gonna be the exception to this far too frequent political reality. To make matters worse senior political hack, appeaser of Islamic Jihadist terrorist, incompetent, racist, President Obama’s political soul mate, the Attorney General of these here United States, Eric Himpton Holder, Jr., is up to his eyeballs in this controversy and the entire sordid affair is fixen to cover him up like white on rice.

Before we explore racist, lying like a cheap rug, political hack AG Holder’s central role in this extraordinarily boneheaded gun walking catastrophe a review of the facts surrounding this unlawful federal sting operation might help shed some light on this travesty of justice perpetrated by the “Hope, Change, Believe” gang:

• The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF), who report directly to the DOJ and senior political hack, racist, AG Holder, operated Fast and Furious in 2009 as an attempt to track the sale of thousands of guns on the U.S. side of the border to Mexican drug rings. It wasn’t exposed until some of the same weapons turned up at the murder scene of Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry in Arizona
• President Barack Obama says he has “complete confidence” in his AG, and that neither of them was aware of the “Fast and Furious” operation that allowed the flow of firearms in the U.S. across the border to Mexican drug cartels.

“I have been very clear that I have complete confidence in Attorney General Holder and how he handles his office,” Obama said during a Thursday press conference. “He has been very aggressive in going after gun running and cash transactions that are going to these transnational drug cartels in Mexico. He’s indicated that he was not aware what was happening in Fast and Furious.”

“Certainly I was not, and I think both he and I would have been very unhappy if somebody had suggested that guns were allowed to pass through, that could have been prevented by the United States of America,” Obama said. The President also said he has “complete confidence” that Holder will “figure out who in fact was responsible for that decision and how it got made.”
• Senator Charles Grassley of Iowa and Rep. Darrell Issa of California, who are leading the congressional investigation, released five memos that were addressed to racist political hack Holder as far back as July 2010 describing the boneheaded gun walking scheme. Holder told Congress during a May hearing this year he had just learned of the operation weeks before. The memos written by Michael Walther, director of the National Drug Intelligence Center, said the bogus gun buyers were “responsible for the purchase of 1,500 firearms that were then supplied to Mexican drug trafficking cartels.”
• The House Oversight and Government Reform Committee subpoenaed racist political hack AG Holder to answer the simple questions he claims to have found so confusing during his previous appearances
"When did they know it wasn't the right way to do it and why (did) they keep doing it?" asked committee chairman, Rep. Darrell Issa, R-Calif.
• Issa also told "Fox News Sunday" this week that "people in the top" of the Justice Department knew about the operation, were "well-briefed about it, and seemed to be the command and control and funding for this program."


Senior political hack, racist, AG Holder got caught with his britches down lying to a Congressional Oversight Committee. Not that any of this should by any means surprise any of us when you consider his unethical, dishonest, most likely criminal and unequivocally ungentlemanly conduct displayed during his disgraceful career as a political hack willing to expedite almost any despicable act on behalf of his unscrupulous bosses Saturday Night Bill Clinton and Barack Husain Obama.

A brief review of senior political hack, racist, AG Holder’s notorious career is a sad commentary on the Marxist scoundrels, liars and low lifes currently running things in DC. Following is a most disconcerting profile of our nation’s morally bankrupt Chief Legal Officer:

• In his final days with the Clinton administration, Holder was involved with Clinton's last-minute pardon of fugitive and a FBI Top Ten Most Wanted tax cheat and Democratic contributor Marc Rich. According to Rich's attorney, Holder advised to circumvent standard procedures and to submit the pardon petition directly to the White House. Saturday Night Bill was also having relations with Rich’s Mrs’s which provided additional incentive to do the deal
• Holder was also involved in Clinton's decision to reduce the criminal sentences of 16 members of the Boricua Popular Army, an organization that has been categorized by the FBI as a terrorist organization. We don’t exactly know who Saturday Night Bill was receiving sexual favors from that secured theses wild eyed terrorist release
• Holder gave a speech on race relations on February 18, 2008 in which he called the United States "a nation of cowards" on racial issues. "Though race-related issues continue to occupy a significant portion of our political discussion and though there remain many unresolved racial issues in this nation, we average Americans simply do not talk enough with each other about race," he said.
• In May 2010 racist political hack Holder expressed "concerns" about "Arizona’s tough new immigration law", saying that it might "lead to racial profiling". Holder was criticized for his testimony during a House Judiciary Committee hearing, when he said that he had "not even read" the Arizona law
• In May 2009, racist political hack Holder's DOJ ended a civil suit originally brought by the Bush administration against the New Black Panther Party, its chairman, and two of its members for voter intimidation due to their conduct during the 2008 election. Two members of the party had stood outside a polling station during the election in paramilitary uniforms, one of them carrying a billy club, and both shouted racial insults at white voters. Although none of the defendants appeared in court to contest the charges, the department of justice voluntarily dismissed the case contending that the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence even though their blatant acts of intimidation were filmed by a local news station.

During a meeting with a House subcommittee discussing this and other issues, Holder has argued that the behavior from the New Black Panther Party was not comparable to historical voter intimidation against minorities, stating "When you compare what people endured in the South in the ’60s to try to get the right to vote for African Americans, to compare what people subjected to that with what happened in Philadelphia… I think does a great disservice to people who put their lives on the line for my people.” My people? As AG of the entire United States and not just our fellow black Americans aren’t we all suppose to be his people?


Our Nation’s Attorney General has repeatedly demonstrated his hyper-partisan, corrupt, unethical, criminal, racist, incompetent, dishonest character flaws in the execution of his duties as the Country’s chief legal officer. His conduct in the Fast and Furious/ “Slow & Silent” debacle is just the latest example of this man’s arrogant disregard for the rule law and the Constitution.

His claim of ignorance about Fast Furious/ “Slow & Silent” is sure enough gonna backfire to his boss’s chagrin and the Country’s great benefit. He's either a no count lying dog or an incompetent hack.

In the case of our racist political hack AG, Eric Holder, both are more than likely applicable.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Alabama – 34/ Vandy– 0

ROLL TIDE