Sunday, April 29, 2012

Thoughts On Obama From Bama

Week 170: “Follow the Leader”

Everclear is dumped into the wine sometimes
Then you add nachos and tacos, burritos you know
Here is how it usually goes, it goes

Whoa oh oh Woah oh oh I love Sangria wine
Whoa oh oh Woah oh oh I love Sangria wine

All that's left to do is drink the wine
Just lay back and watch the time go by
Old friends tell the truth when mixed with the wine
That's why I blend in all the lemons and limes

Yeah I love that Sangria wine
When I'm drink'n with old friends of mine
Yeah I love that Sangria wine
When I'm drink'n with old friends of mine

Whoa oh oh Woah oh oh I love Sangria wine
Whoa oh oh Woah oh oh I love Sangria wine                                                                                                                         
Jerry Jeff Walker, Sangria Wine

Companies, government entities, and almost any organization’s staff and employees reflect the values, work ethic, and business practices of their leadership. Examples of this natural and well documented pattern of behavior abound.

Several examples of such behavior include the following:

• Apple’s Steve Jobbs who by his example established a cool, hip, culture of innovation that spread thru the company faster than kudzu
• Jack Welch, former CEO at GE, was a tough, cost cutting, visionary executive who created the most efficient, productive, highest valued company in the world. His implementation of Six SIGMA and Lean practices created fanatical disciples within GE
• Bill Gates has created a brilliant geek techie culture at Microsoft with great success, profits, and breakthroughs in innovation
• Health South CEO, Richard Scrushy is a greedy, arrogant, thief who surrounded himself with likeminded folks who are all guest of the Feds these days at various prison camps around the country
• New Orleans Saints head coach, Sean Patton, condoned bounties on opposing team players and illegally bugged the visiting team locker rooms. With a few notable exceptions he has a current roster of low life, criminal, thugs who would make great hockey players, drug runners, and/or Democrat members of Congress.

Our Country’s current CEO, or Trend Setter-in-Chief, is sure as hell not immune from the impact of this tried and true rule of leadership. Once the smoke clears from all the empty rhetoric and demagoguery Mr. Obama’s actual deeds, actions and behavior have a profound impact on the Executive branch and even his Socialist comrades in Congress.

Sadly, following our Loser-in-Chief’s pathetic lead of humongous government; massive wealth distribution; criminal levels of spending; hidden agendas; corruption; deferment of responsibility; no accountability; gross incompetence; and arrogance towards we the people seemingly the entire Federal government is acting like a bunch of sophomoric yahoos. Truth be told the GSA and Secret Service are only following Barack and Michele’s lead when it comes to the inappropriate use of tax payer dollars and partying on our dime.

Examples of their arrogant elitist conduct are more abundant than white on rice. Since infesting the White House only 170 weeks ago the first couple have hosted at least 30 big name entertainers for band parties including:

• Justin Beiver – twice
• Stevie Wonder
• Patty LaBelle
• Brad Praisly
• BeyoncĂ© - twice
• BB King
• Sir Paul McCartney
• 20 or so hip hop gangsta rapper thugs

In addition to all this home entertainment the Obama’s love road trips as much as the Grizzwalds. Exotic and highbrow vacation destinations, so far, include the following:

• 3 trips to Martha’s Vineyard
• 3 trips home for holidays in Hawaii – no home or relatives still there, but what the hell, we’re talking paradise here
• Spain
• New York City
• Wally World

Other abuses of power, reckless spending, and just plain ole boneheaded waste of time and money include:

• Friday date nights
• Over100 golf outings, not one with daughters or wife, interesting for a man who claims the GOP has declared a war on woman
• Multiple campaign trips paid for by our hard earned tax dollars
• A secretary of Defense that has piled up almost a million dollars in expenses flying home because he refused to move his family to DC

Our First Couple has created an atmosphere and tone of reckless spending of other people’s money and having a good ole time at our expense. The GSA, Secret Service and most likely a mess of other government agencies are just following the Obama’s lead of irresponsible spending and conduct.

Besides, the Secret Service boys deserve a little diversion and down time. We certainly would never question the actions of anyone who is willing to take a bullet for someone else, especially the likes of the Obamas.

I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W Garikes

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Thoughts On Obama From Bama

Week 169: “Unmitigated Disaster”

I've got a question for you, please grant me an interview
Don't want to read it in a magazine
Don't want to see it on the silver screen
Don't let the craziness tear us apart

I'm down on the knees of my heart
Down here on the knees of my heart

This comes from deep in my soul, your sweet love has taken control
I'll swim across the ocean if you tell me so
I'll take you to the jump up if you want to go
It's never too late to make a brand new start

I'm down here on the knees of my heart
Down here on the knees of my heart
Knees of My Heart, Jimmy Buffett

Ain’t no never mind about it former Vice President Dick Cheney described the train wreck known as the Obama Administration backwards and forwards in two concise and profound words, “Unmitigated Disaster“. For a man who just received a heart transplant about a month ago he obviously hasn’t lost his combative spirit or ability to accurately evaluate a crisis situation.

He couldn’t have chosen two more applicable words to describe the Obama regime. Both are right as rain and truly capture the abject failure of the most incompetent and leftist Administration in the history of this great nation.

A brief review of the actual definition of these two words highlights the brilliance of Mr. Cheney’s sure enough most astute observation:

• Unmitigated – complete, unalloyed, utter, sheer, pure, total, unadulterated, absolute
• Disaster – tragedy, ruin, catastrophe, calamity, cataclysm, misfortune, debacle, fiasco, farce, mess, shambles

Any combination of these words nails the Change Gang spot on. They also roll off the tongue like a melody and are just downright fun to say.

Go ahead and shout out a few of the following openly and without shame and we can guarantee you’ll be feeling finer than frog hair in no time:

• Complete ruin
• Utter calamity
• Total debacle
• Unadulterated fiasco
• Absolute mess

As much fun as it is following VP Cheney’s lead defining the true nature of these boneheads the actual human carnage inflicted upon us by this president is truly staggering. Any poor dumb pilgrims seriously considering giving our Marxist/Socialist-in-Chief another four years must be crazier than an outhouse rat.

Any serious, independent, unbiased examination of this Administration’s record reveals a trail of heartache of historic proportions. Just consider the following:

• 4 unprecedented years of trillion dollar plus annual deficits
• 5 trillion in new debt in less than four years
• An over 80 percent increase in government spending
• 8 percent plus unemployment for over 150 weeks straight
• Record number of folks on unemployment
• Record number of folks on food stamps
• Record number of folks on some form of government assistance
• Worst housing market since the Great Depression
• Slowest and most anemic recovery since the Great Depression
• Passage of unconstitutional budget breaking socialized medicine law
• Nationalization of US auto industry
• Historically high energy prices
• Worst relationship with Israel and other traditional allies ever
• Weakest foreign policy and standing in the world since Peanut’s Administration
• Most massive redistribution of wealth in the history of the civilized world

The last three and half years have sure enough been an “Unmitigated Disaster” that we sure as hell can’t afford to repeat for another four years. Thanks to VP Cheney for speaking out and best wishes on the new heart.

I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W Garikes

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Thoughts On Obama From Bama

Week 168: “The Buffett Rule”

You gotta play by kinja rules Forget about that civics course you learned in school God watches out for drunks and fools But forget the ten commandments here

Kinja rules, Kinja rules, Kinja rules, Kinja rules
Kinja Rules, Jimmy Buffett

Our Fair Share, Fair Shake, Fair Enough, Fair to Midland, No Fair-in-Chief is out on his tax payer funded reelection campaign, standing right on up behind his presidential podium just as if he had good sense, promoting his boneheaded policy known as the Buffett Rule again. An absolutely joke and sham of a tax policy named after seriously misguided left wing head case multi-billionaire investor Warren Buffett.

Obama’s Socialist regime is renewing their call for Congress to raise taxes on millionaires, a cornerstone of the class warfare campaign strategy the Change Gang is unleashing on the American people. A flim flam shell game diversion whining about the false assumption that wealthy investors pay lower taxes rates than middle-class wage earners highlighted by the President’s misleading and technically inaccurate claim that Mr. Buffett’s secretary pays at a higher rate than her infamous Yankee rich boss.

Obama's team has made the Buffett rule a key part of its message, saying it shows clear differences with the GOP who rightly point out the plan would raise taxes on small businesses greatly hindering the engine for sustained job growth and economic recovery. Republicans have also correctly noted that Obama's proposal would only generate $47 billion in additional revenues through 2022, a mere 4.7 billion a year. Hardly enough to cover the president’s annual golf expenses and the GSA’s Vegas conventions.

President Obama is specifically proposing that people earning at least $1 million annually, whether in salary or investments should pay at least 30 percent of their income in tax. Investment income is currently taxed at 15 percent allowing many wealthy investors to pay a smaller percentage of their income in taxes. The top rate for taxpayers with high incomes derived from wages in comparison is 35%.

White House propagandist said in a report released ahead of Obama's speech in Florida this week that the tax proposal would restore fairness to the system, pointing to 22,000 households earning more than $1 million annually that paid less than 15 percent of their income in income taxes in 2009. What they fail to mention:

1. Income from investments has already been taxed at least once at higher rates
2. The Fed could confiscate every last dime of these poor pilgrim’s annual income and it wouldn’t even make a frog’s hair worth of a dent in our wildly out of control deficits and debt
3. Mr. Buffett’s secretary pulls in about a half million a year in wages including what she gets paid from her part time job with the GSA
4. This is a classic Marxist/Socialist political tactic that would make the likes of Chavez, Mao and Castro proud
5. With all due respect Mr. Buffett he is more than welcome to take his happy ass down to DC anytime and drop off a check made out to the US Treasury for as many billions he finds fittin with his good friend Barack anytime he’s feeling froggy

Now, truth be told, we’d be tickled pink if the president got a Buffett Rule passed, but one based on Jimmy and not Warren. A rule based on the positions of the greatest and most astute philosopher, poet and escapism advocate of our time would sure enough enhance each and every one of our Constitutional mandate to pursue happiness with the passion of a son of sailor, a man gone to Paris and/or a simple cheeseburger in paradise.

Our Buffett Rule is simple, easy to stay on message and has multiple options to choose from that won’t require anyone to pay Uncle Sammy one cent more in taxes. Following is a list of options that unlike Warren’s are all abundantly more fair, based on true American values and predicated on free market principles:

• Anything, Anytime, Anywhere

• A Lot To Drink About

• A Pirate Looks At 40

• Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On

• Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes

• Fruitcakes

• Grapefruit-juicy Fruit

• Growing Older But Not up

Havana Daydreamin'

• He Went To Paris

• If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

• It's Five O'clock Somewhere

• I Don't Know And I Don't Care

• Manana

• Margaritaville

• Off To See The Lizard

• Stars Fell On Alabama

• Tampico Trauma

• The Weather Is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful

• The Wino and i know

• What If The Hokey-pokey Is All It Really Is About?

• Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw


President Obama’s Warren Buffett Rule won’t create one job, enhance economic growth or pay down a penny of the national debt. Mr. Romney needs to propose a Jimmy Buffett Rule, proclaim its five o’clock somewhere, invite us all to Margaritaville to see the lizard and watch a few stars fall on Alabama.

A bold and aggressive move that would certainly give the Obama campaign a lot to drink about as they contemplate a loss of historic proportions in November.

I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W Garikes

Friday, April 6, 2012

Thoughts On Obama From Bama

Week 167: “Obama’s All of the Above Energy Strategy”

I pulled into the regular pump I was feelin' quite at ease

rolled down my window and told the man, ;fifty cents worth please
Then out jumped my partner with his trusty pellet gun
He said boy this is a holdup, keep 'a pumpin' and don't run

We got fifteen dollars and a can of stp

A big ol' jar of cashew nuts and a Japanese TV
Feelin' we had pulled the biggest heist of our career
We're wanted men, we'll strike again But first let's have a beer

We were sittin' in the Krystal About as drunk as we could be

In walks the deputy sheriff And he's holdin' our TV

Roughed us then he cuffed us

And he took us off to jail No pictures on a poster, no reward and no bail

And now I wish I was somewhere other than here

Down in some honky tonk, sippin' on a beer
Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here'
cause that great fillin' station holdup Cost me two good years

Yes that great fillin' station holdupIt cost me two good years
Great Fillin Station Holdupt, Jimmy Buffett

Any poor dumb pilgrim that believes our Roughneck-in-Chief is genuinely advocating an All of the Above energy strategy is sure enough crazier than an outhouse rat. No sir, no way, no how. The man is a green energy; save the flat speckled bellied flat land lizard; eco-Nazi; radical tree humping extremist who equates fossil fuels with free market capitalism and despises both with Marxist/Socialist fanaticism.

Truth be told American coal and oil industries are pillars of this country’s global economic dominance representing the best of U.S. ingenuity, innovation, perseverance and successful free market capitalism. Even with all the negative aspects of these industries, pollution; greed; environmental adversity; and exploitation, the positive benefits derived are more abundant than white on rice.

For a president of this country to demonize, lie about and criminalize these industries is shameful, anti-business, totally misleading and detrimental to establishing U.S. energy independence and our economic vitality. Consider the following stats about the U.S. oil and gas industry:

• Ownership - 9%, corporate management and institutional. 91% pensions, mutual funds, IRA’S AND 401K’s
• Profit margins – 6.7% compared to 9.2% for overall manufacturing industry
• 2 Trillion in US capital investment since 2000
• Effective tax rate – 41% compared to 26% for overall manufacturing
• 85 Million a day paid in taxes, fees and royalties
• 500 Billion in profits, 400 Billion paid in income taxes last 5 years
• Over 9 Million jobs industry wide


President Obama’s bad mouthing of such a vital US industry is downright un-American. His proposal to end their tax subsidies, the same subsidies all manufacturing companies currently receive, is nothing more than sanctimonious class warfare.

Such a boneheaded move would also adversely impact a lot of good folks 401K’s and actually raise the price to fill up our tanks even more. Which, unbelievably, is precisely what the Obama Administration’s energy policy is designed to do.

In hindsight none of this should come as a surprise or world shaking great new revolation. Prior to his media elite supported myths and lies got him elected to the highest office in the land our future president repeatedly proclaimed openly and without shame his advocacy for raising energy prices to European levels.

According to our Tree Humper-in-Chief this is the only way to cure our global warming addiction to those Satan fossil fuels. Don’t seem to matter to these green energy extremist that their ecofriendly alternatives won’t be ready for primetime for at least another 30-50 years.

Now that we know his real agenda it’s right easy to extrapolate Obama’s true, not for public consumption, All of the Above, radical extremist, stop manmade global warming, energy strategy. Following is a brief listing of this economic train wreck in waiting and fiscal calamity of Koranic proportions:

• Raise the price at the pump to 9-10 dollars a gallon
• Kill U.S Coal industry with implementation of oppressive EPA regulations
• Backdoor Cap and Tax/Trade with oppressive EPA intrusions
• Tax oil, coal and gas industries out of business
• Force mass transit down U.S. traveling public collective throats
• Outlaw gas guzzling nonconforming vehicles
• Subsidize foreign exploration and drilling while drastically cutting domestic production

Mr. Obama has gained a pretty strong toe hold on All of the Above during his first term of office. Given a second he’s more likely than not to keep at least one of his promises to fundamentally transform America as we know it.

Totally energy dependent on foreign sources and a second rate fiscally unstable Marxist/Socialist nanny state. Sure enough would be a truly amazing dismantling of the world’s greatest free market capitalist economy in 8 short years.

I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W Garikes

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Thoughts On Obama From Bama

Week 166: “My Last Election”


We shot the breeze for hours
As the sun fell from the sky And like the sun he disappeared before Before my very eyes

It was somewhere past dark-thirty

As we went back to the head
I read upon the dingy wall
The words the old man said

He said, "I ate the last mango in Paris

Took the last plane out of Saigon
I took the first fast boat to China
And Jimmy, there's still so much to be done
Jimmy Buffett, Last Mango in Paris

Why do liberals, as a general rule of thumb, hide their true feelings and deeply held beliefs tighter than a tick in their seemingly never ending efforts to deceive “We the People”? Sure enough might be their justifiable concern that if exposed we’d probably put a bounty on their happy asses and hang um all for treason, metaphorically speaking of course.

Our Deceiver-in-Chief certainly ain’t an exception to this intentional left wing deception. Truth be told if it weren’t for the occasional open mic or off the cuff stray from the teleprompter comment Mr. Obama’s Marxist/Socialist dreams of grandeur would seldom be revealed to all of us poor dumb pilgrims not privy to the man’s genuine view of the world.

President Obama’s most recent private remarks that were overheard publically occurred during a conversation with outgoing Ruskie President Medvedev during a summit of world leaders in Seoul last week. Following is a recap of their sure enough most revealing and remarkable exchange:


• President Obama: “On all these issues, but particularly missile defense, this, this can be solved but it’s important for him to give me space.”
• President Medvedev: “Yeah, I understand. I understand your message about space. Space for you…”
• President Obama: “This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility.”
• President Medvedev: “I understand. I will transmit this information to Vladimir.”

Before we review the implications of this conversation backwards and forwards it might be helpful to discuss a few of Mr Obama’s other unfiltered/open mic/ off the cuff/ almost never heard honest expressions of his true feelings to put these remarks in their proper perspective. Consider the following:

• “…cling to their guns and bibles…“, his now infamous comments referring to working class, blue collar, and mostly rural folks made during the 2008 campaign. Sure enough captures the arrogance, elitism, and disdain the president has for the folks he has been elected to serve but in his way of reckoning rule over
• “The Cambridge Police acted stupidly…”, his response to his old friend Harvard Professor Gate’s arrest not knowing any of the facts surrounding the case but making unfounded charges of racism demonstrating a reckless demagoguery worthy of his comrades the good Reverends Jackson and Sharpton
• “…we got to spread the wealth man…“, revealing his true socialist colors to Joe the Plumber during the 2008 campaign. A policy he has had great success implementing during his first 166 weeks in office with his comrades in the labor unions and victim class being the primary beneficiaries
• The derogatory comments he and fellow socialist French President Sarkozy made about our alleged good friend and their Israeli counterpart Netanyahu, "I can't stand him,” the French president was overheard saying, “He's a liar". "You’re fed up with him,” Obama replied. “But I have to work with him every day”. Kind of explains why Mr. Obama has treated Netanyahu like a red headed stepchild since day one and the Palenstians as favored victim status

Ain’t no never mind about it the only time we can believe our Can’t Believe a Word He Says-in-Chief Is when we catch him in a private conservation never meant for public consumption. This latest revelation with his Bolshevik comrades is alarming, disturbing and truly a rare glimpse at his tyrannical, Marxist/socialist, narcissistic hankerings.

Consider the following implications and ramifications of this extraordinary exchange between the leader of the free world and the president of the Evil Empire:

• The operative phrase is “last election” having untold and dangerous implications
• unbridled power
• total lack of accountability
• blatant disregard for constitutional authority
• even a more radical abuse of power
• unprecedented centralization and consolidation of federal power
• a major shift towards an imperial, tyrannical presidency
• expansion of Obama Doctrine – bend over, grab our ankles, thank you sir may I have another foreign policy
• appeasement to the Ruskies by reducing our missile defenses without any concessions from Ivan
• unilateral nuclear reductions designed to lose superiority and achieve equality with our adversaries
• the continued intentional increases in oil, natural gas, and coal prices to force a shift to more expensive and less efficient green energy
• continued and more aggressive implementation of socialist policy initiatives by Executive Orders and Fiat
• secular progressive policies running amuck trampling religious freedom
• stealth gun control measures designed to restrict and regulate fire arms with the ultimate objective of outlawing private gun ownership
• open marriage laws further weakening the family unit and traditional values this country was built on
• this city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions. What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff! Exactly. Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!

Bottom line, we give the Obama Socialist Regime a 2cd term with no concerns about the consequences of their actions impacting reelection this country will experience a radical transformation of biblical proportions. We caught him red handed telling his Ruskie comrades and there is no telling what else he has shared with other world leaders behind closed doors.

Let’s all hope Mr. Obama’s last election fails miserably. Just the thought of an unbridled, unrestrained 2cd term for the change gang is enough to make a grown man cry, a preacher cuss, and sure enough scare a dog off a meat wagon.


I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W Garikes

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Thoughts On Obama From Bama

Week 165: “The Road We Traveled”

Lace your shoes with country blues Ramble down that dusty ole road

Take your money down in the town

Gonna get rich in the game
Come on home drunk at day break
You got no room to complain

The pot can't call the kettle black

Cause the train's all runnin' on the same ole track
Can't feel nothing but your life flyin' by
You got trouble on your hands, trouble on your mind

What in the world can a poor boy do

But let his ole ramblin' roll
The Pot Can't Call the Kettle Black, Jerry Jeff Walker

Got ourselves a big ole bag of buttered popcorn, a ten pound NestlĂ©’s Crunch Bar, an ice cold oversized Coke, and settled back in our genuine nogahide lazyboys to watch the latest Hollywood hit, a little diddy titled “The Road We Traveled”. A seventeen minute ho-ax of a documentary about the Obama Administration’s alleged historical and wildly successful first term in office.

Instead we should of brought a barf bag; nose plugs to avoid the stench from all the BS; our best pair of manly footwear to wade through the piles of horse manure; a big box of tissue to wipe away the tears from the prolonged hysterical gut wrenching laughter; and a bottle of Beam to help keep it all in perspective. As for referring to this classic piece of propaganda as a documentary, narrated by Forrest, Forrest Gump, it ranks right on up there with the Wizard of Oz and Lord of the Rings as one of the greatest fictional fantasy thrillers of all time.

At least we now know how they plan to frame their argument for the general election in addition to their paint the GOP candidate as the anti-Christ/Hitler/Black Beard incarnate campaign strategy. Following are the highlights from one of the finest examples of socialist propaganda ever created that would sure enough make the likes of Stalin, Castro, and Mao proud:

“The Road We Traveled”

• Unexpected – Our fairytale begins with the narrator, run Forrest run, whining about how the depth and severity of our economic woes was so unexpected. Completely out of right field; didn’t have a clue; caught totally off guard; no way of knowing. Of course this is revisionist history in all its glory as the Change Gang was fully briefed on every detail and W had already initiated the TARP program several months before this group infested the White House.
• Worse Situation and Most Difficult Decisions Since FDR Was in Office – Really, no really. Reckon the decisions made by JFK about avoiding nuclear war with the Ruskies; LBJ and Nixon’s Vietnam deliberations; Reagan’s winning of the Cold War; W’s response to 9/11; Truman’s decision to drop A Bombs, one of the most consequential decisions in the history of mankind; paled in comparison to Obama’s problems. Truly, what an arrogant bunch of boneheads
• Blameless – During the most shameful part of the flick our narrator, “Stupid is as stupid does, Forrest”, declares openly and without shame that this Administration stoically blamed no one for their dyer predicament and just moved on with undeterred deliberation to confront our great challenges. Even their most fervent supporters got a chuckle about this unadulterated balderdash. This bunch raised the blame game to new and unprecedented levels. W being their favorite whipping boy along with everything from the Tea Party to ATM’s
• Recovery Act – The trillion dollar stimulus or most massive redistribution of wealth in the history of the world. They claimed it saved and/or created millions of jobs. Considering we have been north of 8 percent unemployment for almost 40 months that dog just won’t hunt.
• Auto Bailout – Proudly claimed they saved not only auto industry but also US manufacturing industry. In reality screwed auto company bond holders and paid off his comrades at the UAW
• Healthcare – A man who would exploit his Momma for political expediency at worth a bucket of warm spit. Obama makes claims in this fairytale that his Momma died from cancer cause she didn’t have insurance. Turns out this is a wild fabrication. Only a low life Yankee lawyer would lie about his Momma to advance a political agenda
• Iraq War – According to the movie Obama ended the war as promised. Failed to mention W already set the schedule, the liberation of 50 million folks, the establishment of a democracy in the center of the Middle East or victory. Another example of our Wimp-in-Chief at his pacifist best
• Osama Bin Laden – Sure enough the right call but the most audacially bold military leadership since D Day as portrayed in the fairytale is a joke. All things considered really a no brainer. The real questions are why did it take 8 months to pull the trigger and why didn’t we secretly bring him back alive for the high value intelligence and to womp the hell out of him daily
• Green Energy – The president is portrayed as the green energy guru saving the galaxies from the demon fossil fuels. No mention of the billions he has lost in political pay offs to Solindra and other eco-Nazi campaign contributors
• Dodd / Frank – Hailed as saving the middle class from the greedy, corrupt, bank executives. As for Dodd and Frank taking bribes and all manner of special favors from said corrupt bank execs must have been edited out at last minute
• Changed World’s View of US – The propaganda flick tells a story of Obama, an equal with all other world leaders, positioning our great nation to be loved by all. Maybe loved but respected, trusted, feared and admired by few and far between under his weak leadership
• Supreme Court Justices – Forrest, run Forrest run, tells us of two brilliant legal minds appointed to the court. The fact they are both radical left wing feminist extremist who will not hesitate to legislate from the bench didn’t make the cut
• Don’t Ask Don’t Tell – The last great accomplishment highlighted in the movie was the president’s decision to let gays serve openly in the military. Touted as a great victory for advancing civil rights there was no mention of how this policy change enhances combat readiness, unit cohesion and/or national security. Certainly no reason to let the military’s primary mission get in the way of some left wing social engineering


All in all this fantasy thriller is a typical Obama Administration production. Chalk full of lies, arrogant disregard of reality, and classic propaganda tactics designed to advance a false message the truth be damned.

We do have one suggestion. Instead of “The Road We Traveled” how about “Rode Hard and Put Up Wet”. After 165 weeks of Obama a sentiment we can all certainly appreciate.

I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W Garikes

Friday, March 16, 2012

Thoughts On Obama From Bama

Week 164: Perception is Reality – My Happy White Skinny Ass

Thank God the tiki bar is open
Thank God the tiki torch still shines
Thank God the tiki bar is open
Come on in and open up your mind

On a leave of absence
With no resemblance to reality
I felt like a rocket launched into the wild blue yonder
By the boys down at Kennedy.

Checked into His Majesty's Court Hotel
Where the sign said 'praise his name'
I was tired and alone I didn't feel too well
But I don't think that he was to blame

The Tiki Bar Is Open, Jimmy Buffett

Remember Hillary’s paranoid delusions of some mythical vast right wing conspiracy that was ruthlessly and unfairly ruining the Clinton presidency. It weren’t as much as a bona fide conspiracy but more of a critical mass of illegal and sordid conduct that was so overwhelming even their adoring dominions in the left wing media elite finally had to report on their abuses of power; felonies; Saturday Night Bill’s repeated sexual assaults and stepping out on Hillary; scandalous financial behavior; and no count white trash propensities.

Even though the elusive vast right wing conspiracy was a nothing more than a deep, dark, psychotic compulsion hidden in the depths of Hillary’s narcotics altered secular progressive malfunctioning brain doesn’t mean there ain’t a vast left wing conspiracy currently working harder than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest fundamentally transforming the America we all know and love into an European style socialist nanny state. This bunch of radical left wing boneheads is already hard at work creating the greatest misperceptions in our country’s historic and storied development and standing right up like they had good sense proclaiming the virtues of a new reality.

Every head case, arrogant, liberal, political hack, talking head, columnist, commentator from the likes of the elitist scribes at the communist rag the New York Times to the ultra-liberal boneheaded corrupt journalist and anchors at MSNBC are advancing the false perception that the current economic metrics including the criminally high unemployment rate and 1.5 percent growth rate aren’t near as bad as it could have been without the enlightened leadership of President Obama. Besides, in today’s hyper competitive global market this new reality is about as much as we can reasonably expect.

They also figure if the say it often and with great enthusiasm all us poor dumb pilgrims will eventually start believing this load of horse manure. With few challenging their new liberal political reality with the exception of FOX News, Rush and other talk radio conservatives we best should all take care not to allow these leftist propaganda merchants to even get a toe-hold in the hearts and minds of the independents who ultimately are gonna be the folks deciding the most important election of our life time.

It’s truly shameful what these radical leftwing propagandists including our Bolshevik-in-Chief are saying in their attempts to brainwash we the people. Following are a few recent examples of their most outrageous remarks to the GOP Presidential candidates and other conservative thought leaders:

• “With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around doesn’t President Obama have a strong argument for reelection?” , Wolf “Grey Beard” Blitzer, CNN
• “With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around doesn’t President Obama have a strong argument for reelection?” , Chris “I Got a Serious Man Crush on Barack” Mathews, MSNBC
• “With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around doesn’t President Obama have a strong argument for reelection?”, Andrea “Older Than Baseball” Mitchell, NBC
• “With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around doesn’t President Obama have a strong argument for reelection?”, George “I Still Have a Man Crush on Bill Clinton” Stephanopoulos, ABC
• “With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around doesn’t President Obama have a strong argument for reelection?”, Scott “Nobody Even Knows Who I Am” Pelley, CBS
• “With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around doesn’t President Obama have a strong argument for reelection?”, Katie “I Got Fired Cause I’m Dumber Than a Bag of Rocks” Kurick, former CBS anchor
• “With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around doesn’t President Obama have a strong argument for reelection?”, Diane “Looks Pretty Damn Good for 70” Sawyer, ABC
• “With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around doesn’t President Obama have a strong argument for reelection?”, Anderson “ I Sure do Miss Barney Freddie in the Fannie Mac Frank” Cooper, CNN
• “With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around doesn’t President Obama have a strong argument for reelection?”, Christiane “Radical Islamic Jihadist” Amanpour, ABC
• "These guys have a fundamentally different economic philosophy. We're about promoting the private sector. They're about protecting the privileged sector. With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around President Obama has a strong argument for reelection.” VP Joe “I’m Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers” Biden
• It’s only fair, and everybody is entitled to their fair share, to be fair with unemployment coming down and the economy turning around my Administration has a strong argument for reelection.”, The Great Redistributor of Wealth-in-Chief


Like we said, say it loud and proud and perception sure enough might turn out to be reality. A classic propaganda tactic right out of the Obama political playbook, the Communist Manifesto.

I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W Garikes