Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 47: Global Warming – Maybe When Hell Freezes Over



1,000's Protest Global Warming in Copenhagen

Pointy headed bleeding heart liberals, secular progressive boneheads, and radical leftwing head cases all seem to be natural born expert propagandist. Our Propagandist-in-Chief, Barack Husain Obama, is a master at the art of deceit and seems to have absolutely no problem what so ever with lying like a cheap rug to advance his Marxist/Socialist agenda.

A frequent and effective tactic used by the liberal elite is to repeat a lie so many times and often with greater volume knowing that eventually a surprising number of folks will ultimately believe it. Examples of this mass propagandist tactic abound with the “Yes We Can” crowd currently infesting the White House including their claims that they inherited the worst recession since the Great Depression; their Trillion dollar Stimulus/Spending Bill saved us from financial calamity; the same complete waste of tax payer dollars saved and created millions of new jobs (the fact unemployment has jumped from 7.65% to over 10% be damned); our country is currently facing a Healthcare crisis; the President really doesn’t have big ears, just a small head; and every evil and problem we are currently facing was created by the incompetence and malice of the W Administration.

Possibly the most insidious initiative our Meteorologist-in-Chief is attempting to shove down our collective thoughts is the alleged Global Warming, or as it’s been renamed for “consumer” acceptance purposes, the Climate Change Crisis. Without a doubt one of the most audacious and dangerous Ho Ax’s ever perpetrated on “We the People”.

Just so happens several hundred Global Warming propagandists, Eco-Nazis, and bark eating/tree hugging/green crazed/environmental zealots are gathering in Copenhagen this week for a Climate Change Summit in an effort to advance this myth. Naturally our Climatologist-in-Chief will be attending and Thoughts of Obama from Bama has it on good authority he has every intention of giving away the proverbial farm.

After blaming America for all manner of past transgressions including our crime of being the world’s biggest polluter and spreaders of the the poisonous gas carbon dioxide that the Eco-Nazis would have us believe is the root cause of Global Warming, you know the stuff we exhale and trees turn into oxygen, don’t be surprised when our Blamer of America First-in-Chief commits us to astronomical reductions in carbon emissions and Billions in bribes for third world countries to follow our lead.

Our illustrious House of Representatives has already passed legislations that if approved by the Senate and signed by our Carbon Reducer-in-Chief, Cap and Trade/Tax, that will tax every carbon emission of organic; inorganic; manmade; mechanical; and/or natural origin. Draconian emission standards will be imposed, energy prices will sky rocket (even candidate Obama admitted this in a rare moment of candor and honesty during the campaign), millions of jobs will disappear in thin air like so many particles of earth killing carbon gases, and US Companies will be running for the boarders faster than a scalded dog to set up shop on more business friendly foreign shores.

All this financial destruction and unprecedented Government intrusion/control is certainly justified in the sacred cause to save our planet and the human race from catastrophic natural disasters brought about by manmade Global Warming. After all our Savior From Global Warming-in-Chief, all his Eco-Nazi comrades in Congress and fellow delegates at the ongoing Climate Summit , especially the Poster Boy of this entire movement and how to profit from it, former Vice President Al “Mr. Inconvenient Lie” Gore hisself, have all frequently and loudly propagandized the veracity of the Settled Science Global Warming myth.

Only problem the facts don’t exactly support the Global Warming Warriors’ theories or their false claims that the issue is already settled by overwhelming scientific consensus. To the contrary, a brief review of conflicting scientific views suggest the Climate Change alarmist theories have about as much credibility as an Obama campaign promise.

For starters, a big problem with the Global Warmer’s apocolyptic prophecies is their reliance on long term forecasting, especially when we consider the rampant inaccuracies of short term weather forecasting. According to ForecastAdvisor, which tracks the accuracy of predictions, industry averages when predicting highs for the following day were off by about three degrees; when forecasting nine days out, they missed by nearly seven degrees.

Doug Young, performance branch chief at the National Weather Service, says his organization’s precipitation forecast for seven days out is only 55% accurate. “You’re almost flipping a coin at that point,” he concludes.

Sounds like our smiling, perpetually happy and obnoxiously perky local weather Dude/Babes might be better off ditching all the heavy artillery – radar, Doppler, triple lindey Doppler – and pick up a weather dog instead. Send the pooch out and he comes back wet we got rain; sweaty and panting, hot; milk bone froze to his tongue, snow; doesn’t come back at all, windy.

Our Weatherman-in-Chief, the Poster Boy Al Gore and their seriously disturbed Global Warmer dominions all base their doomsday predictions on 25, 50 and 100 year plus forecast. If the National Weather Service only gets it right half the time 7 days out President Obama and “Never Will be President” Gore’s 100 year forecast ain’t worth a warm bucket of recycled spit.

Led by our Prophesier-in-Chief and Al “Protector of the Planet” Gore the Global Warming faithful has made the following claims about the imminent horrific demise of our planet:

· “Inconvenient Lie” - Man made hydrocarbons are the root cause of planet killing Global Warming.
“Inconvenient Truth”- The changing rate of Solar Activity almost perfectly parallels the entire rise in arctic air temperature and is a much more likely cause of Global Climate Change than any man made hydrocarbons.
· “Inconvenient Lie” - Arctic ice pack & northern hemisphere sea ice levels have been shrinking for a great many years (until 1998 to be exact)
“Inconvenient Truth”- One of the less known aspects of our planet’s climate cycles, is the fact that the balance of ice frequently switches back and forth between the north and south poles. The ice in the Antarctic has been growing at a record pace to the point that in 2007 it reached its highest level ever recorded.
· “Inconvenient Lie”- There is a growing incidence of dangerous weather, including Katrina, that can be attributed to manmade global warming.
“Inconvenient Truth”There is not a shred of scientific evidence to support this claim. In fact the frequency of hurricanes is currently lower than it’s been in 30 years.
· “Inconvenient Lie”- The endangered polar bears will soon reach extinction because of Global Warming.
”Inconvenient Truth”- In 1940 their total population was a meager 5,000. Today their total population has increased by an astonishing 400 percent to over 25,000.
· “Inconvenient Lie”- Our Global Savior-in-Chief and his fellow General in the universal struggle to save the planet from the catastrophic consequences of Climate Change, Al Gargantuan Carbon Footprint Gore, hearts are true; intentions beyond approach; motives pure; and actions truly selfless
“Inconvenient Truth” – Lots of folks will make a fortune from the trumped up Global Warming Crisis and Mr. Gore and Obama are at the front of the line. Gore is chairman and founder of a private equity firm called Generation Investment Management and hopes to make billions by creating a new market for carbon emissions trading here in the United States. Mr. Obama’s pockets will also be bulging with all the cash donated by Gore in appreciation of the president’s leadership in pulling off this con/scam/ho ax of unprecedented size and consequence.

Man made Global Warming/Climate Change will cause catastrophic, world ending natural disasters, and the end of civilization as we know it when hell does freeze over; pigs fly; Auburn wins a NCAA National Football Championship; and our Creator of False Crisis and Perpetrator of Ho Ax’s-in-Chief gets through one day without telling at least 10 lies, doesn’t make a national TV address, and forgets to blame W for at least one disaster of biblical proportions that he inherited.

As we await the highly unlikely probability of any of the above listed occurrence ever being realized we highly recommend the services of a weather dog be secured to conduct long term Global Warming/Climate Change forecast. A good Weather Pooch can surly be counted on for more accurate and honest predictions than the two scoundrels and charlatans Obama and Gore who seek only fame, financial gain and political advantage.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

\Ron W. Garikes