Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 73: Presidential Proclamation- June- Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month

“…Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly Fond of Each Other…”. …"What did you think all them saddles and boots was about?..." "…Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out." Willie Nelson

Reckon not too many of y’all knew our Don’t Ask , Don’t Tell Gay Activist –in- Chief Decreed June 2010 as” Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month”. At the risk of sounding politically incorrect and being accused of acting like a homophobic yahoo don’t the country and our illustrious leader have a few more pressing issues on his agenda than appeasing a small but extreme, vocal, somewhat fringe constituency?

Bless his heart, Our Oil Driller-in-Chief might be as management and leadership challenged as the absolutely worse Son of the South to ever occupy the Oval Office, Jimmy “The Peanut” Carter. With limited options, resources, public support and presidential approval ratings sinking like a led balloon a little common sense prioritization might greatly enhance his ability to effectively address and resolve the many serious problems we’re currently dealing with.

Instead of the President’s current Check List:

1. Decree as many silly days and months recognizing small and unimportant groups as the Gulf of Mexico sinks into the eighth level of Hell
2. Force “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” policy down Military’s throat
3. Schedule more photo opps; PR events; W blaming; and demonizing BP whitch hunts
4. Scare the hell out of our gullible sucker populace and take advantage of oil spill crisis to railroad Cap/Tax thru congress
5. Give Hamas/Palestinians terrorist $400 Million for Humanitarian Aid
6. Jam another $50 Billion in so called stimulus for public/union jobs down our throats

Maybe he should be thinking more along the lines of:

1. Quit pointing fingers, Especially at W
2. Work the problem. Get the boys from NASAon it. Obama suspended all manned missions so thousands of brilliant minds are currently seeking a new challenge. Besides they are NASA, they got people who just sit around and think sh#@t up.
3. Oppose UN opposition of Israel’s Naval embargo
4. Come clean on the oil spill panel’s recommendations about the drilling moratorium. They recommended ginst it and O and Solazar criminally misrepresented their views
5. Knock off all the sexual Orientation/Preference Proclamations

Why one’s sexual orientation is grounds for special treatment under the law just doesn’t seem to rise to the same level as race, creed, color and/or gender anyway. Why does a person deserve special protection because they can’t make up their mind and their proverbial door swings both ways. Perverted, deviant behavior may be in the eye of the beholder but it’s unequivocally a slippery slope when granting protected legal victim status.

True to form, the Yes We Can gang is hell bent on creating several new Victim Classes (and from their perspective new democrat constituencys) based on sexual orientation/Preference and according to highly placed sources in the Administration the following Presidential Proclamations will be passed down from the Mountain Top soon. For instance:

NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim June 2010 as (…See Below…) Month

• Dendrophiliac - love of trees. Gives a whole new meaning too the term tree hugging bark eater
• Objectophiliac –Love of inanimate objects. President Obama cried like a baby when the Secret Service took away his blackberry
• Mechaniphiliacs –Love of cars. Honda’s give great lube jobs
• Zoophiliac – Sexually attracted to animals – wealthy Jihadist tend to be smitten by camels. The blue collar working class Jihadist prefer goats.
• Diaper fetishism - sexual arousal from diapers. Certainly explains the most frequently adorned head ware of the well dressed Jihadist
• Katoptronophiliac - sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors. Bill Clinton is a well known practitioner, includes cigars and wearing blue dresses
• Plushophiliac: sexual attraction to stuffed toys or people in animal costume, such as theme park characters. Mickey goes commando
• Genetic sexual attraction - sexual attraction between close relatives, such as siblings, first and second cousins or a parent and offspring. Just the rage in Oklahoma; West Virginia, Pakistan; Afghanistan and Yemen.
• Xenophiliac: sexual attraction to foreigners. President Obama seems to have a school girl crush on every Muslim world leader he has had the honor to bow down too

I call upon all Americans to observe these months by fighting prejudice and discrimination in their own lives and everywhere it exists.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this twenty-eighth day of May, in the year of our Lord two thousand ten, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and thirty-fourth.

BARACK OBAMA

In addition to sexual orientation/preference designations we have it on good authority from highly placed sources in the Administration the President is also planning to make a mess of additional day and/or month decrees in support of his Bend Over, Grab His Ankles, Thank You Sir May I Have Another Foreign Policy. Following are several examples:

• Take a Jihadist to Happy Hour Day
• Save a Camel Ride a Jihadist Day
• Go Commando Under Your Jilbab DAY
• Send a Jihadist Sky Diving Without a Parachute Month
• Make Friends With an Infidel Day
• National Wear Your Turban Inside Out Day
• Declare yourself a Martyr Month. We’ll Gladly Send Your Happy Ass Packing To Meet Allah Up Close And Personal.

On the seventh day of the 73rd week of the Socialist/Marxist train wreck otherwise known as the Obama Presidency our Orator of Empty Rhetoric-in-Chief made his first speech from the Oval Office. He spent the first third demonstrating his incompetence and inability to resolve the oil spill disaster. The second third blaming BP, W, the Tea Party, global warming, Fox News and Joe Joe the Dog Face Boy for all his failures and shortcomings.

Finally, Mr Obama spent the last third of his talk extolling the virtues of his Nationalized Energy plan, Cap and Tax. Not even one mention of his Decree establishing June as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month. Reckon the President isn’t ready to promote bisexual and transgender pride during prime time from the Oval Office.

Probably the smartest thing he didn’t say all night.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes