Thursday, September 23, 2010

Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Weeks 87: The Politics of Public Opinion

“The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody sober enough to stagger to the polls will.” Will Rogers

Politicians live and die by Public Opinion Polls. Every move they make, the words that roll off their tongue, even the most seemingly trivial goin ons are poll tested and focus group reviewed.

Barack Husain Obama is no exception to this tried and true political reality. For example, his decision to back up his standing Sunday morning tee time and take the little woman and youngins to church last week for the second or third time since his occupation of the White House was a political decision based on two factors:

1. The real chance of a Democrat blood bath in the upcoming midterm elections.
2. A recent poll showing that 25% or there abouts of the folks in this country think our “Reluctant Church Attendee-in-Chief” is a Muslim.


A short weekend vacation at the Gulf this summer, letting his hair go naturally grey and what TV anchors to grant interviews and news programs to appear on are all decisions driven by public opinion polls and the political hacks in the West Wing analysis of this information. Political strategies, tactics and priorities are also to a great extent poll driven.

Current polling, even from Obama media sluts and enablers including the likes of CBS, NBC, CNN and the New York Times, ain’t exactly looking too good for the “Yes We Can in Only 87 Weeks Fall From Most Loved, Adored and Worshiped to Boneheaded, Incompetent, Socialist, Muslim” gang. A review of recent polling from Real Clear Politics and Fox News reveals the Obama Administration and their Congressional Democrat Comrades are ranked right behind any cable TV company, IRS Customer Service and a warm bucket of spit in job approval and performance.

Consider the following:

• The GOP has a 20 point lead generically with likely voters
• 80% believe the US is viewed weaker by the rest of the world than under W
• 47% to 37% favor replacing Speaker Nancy “Unemployment Checks Are The Most Effective Economic Stimulus the Government Can Provide” Pelosi with a Republican
• President Obama’s approval rating has sunk to a new low at 42%
• Less than 40% approve of his handling of the economy
• 60% believe the country is headed in the wrong direction, 33% don’t
• Republicans have a 11% edge on dealing with the economy
• An 18% advantage on trustworthiness
• A big ole 29% lead on taxes
• In direct opposition to Obamacare the GOP scores 12 points higher on taking care of all the sick folk
• The Pelosi Reid Congress has a below 20% approval

To his credit, and the Country’s detriment, President Obama does tend to ignore public opinion when it comes to his core values. In fact, this man is the most dangerous type of political leader – a zealot, true believer, transformative revolutionary committed to fundamental change.

In the case of Mr. Obama covert change that slowly but relentlessly chokes out capitalism, freedom and personal liberties to be replaced with Socialism, the redistribution of wealth and intrusive big government control of our life. The Obama gang by all means has the Constitutional right to pursue and advocate their leftist Socialist agenda.

We only wish they’d man up, be honest, and openly and without shame make their case in public based on the merits instead of cowardly sneaking their Marxist/Socialist Utopian dreams of world dominance in the backdoor under the cover of night. Reckon that’s why most folks know as much about our 44th President as they do about Chinese calculus.

In our never ending efforts to keep the public informed we conducted our own poll to uncover what the folks really think about our Young Revolutionary-in-Chief. Following is a summary of our findings:

• 72% think the President is a Bolshevik
• 73% think the President is a Communist
• 75% think the President is a Marxist
• 80 % think the President is a Socialist
• 62% think the President is a KGB Agent
• 57% think the President starred in the 1960’s civil rights classic “Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner”
• 25% think the President is a Muslim
• 15% think the President is a Islamic Jihadist
• 23% think the President is is a Islamic cleric
• 41% think the President was the voice of the evil Arab in Disney’s Aladdin
• 51% think the President is the most dangerous man in the world
• 60% think Ahmadinejad from Iran is the most dangerous man in the world
• 52% say OBL is the most dangerous man in the world
• 44% say Hillary “of the Butt Ugly Pants Suit Clan” is the most dangerous man in the world
• 61% think Obama moonlights as hip hop rapper SPENDMOOTHERPEOPLESMONEY
• 67% think the President is is a bonehead
• 65% think the President is is a pinhead
• 64% think the President has a pointy head
• 68% think the President is is a egg head
• 80% think the President is is an elitist who views the American people with disdain and arrogance
• 70% say they enjoyed his role as Sherriff Bart in “Blazing Saddles”
• 80% think Obama is the worst President is in the history of the Union
• 60% think the President should change their theme from “Yes We Can” to “Liar Liar Pants on Fire”
• 65% say they’d gladly take a beatin usually reserved for a red headed stepchild than vote for Obama again
• 90% just absolutely loved him as Bubba in “Forrest Gump


President Obama is busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest stealthy implementing his radical Marxist/Socialist coup. Polls, the Constitution and the will of “We the People” are not even a consideration to a singularly focused boneheaded revolutionary, or at least so say 67% in our latest poll.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Alabama, (3-0) 62 – Duke,13

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