Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 93: Mr. Obama Goes to the Woodshed

Johnny kneeled and measured his feet
For the idiot's hall of fame
Janey shined a tarnished heart
And told Cupid to take game
And I raised a toast to Peggy Lee
'cause there had to be more to this game

I grabbed my hat, picked up my shoes
Collected everything I could use
And I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues
I grabbed my hat, picked up my shoes
Collected everything I could use
And I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues
Steve Wynn, The Woodshed Blues

Our “Marxist/Socialist, Promoter of Oppressive/Intrusive Government, Deficit Exploder, Record Debt Accumulator, Reckless Spender of Other People’s Money-in-Chief “done got taken to the woodshed for a beating of a life time this week. A truly “Come to Mohammad“ meeting with the American people who in no uncertain terms just told our 44th President what for along with his Democrat Congressional comrades for their corrupt, incompetent, and elitist governing for the last 93 weeks.

Just as happy as if they had good sense the Obama Regime has unabashedly pursued a radical; extremist; left wing; progressive; secular; ultra-liberal; freedom stifling; liberty smothering; victim promoting; Marxist agenda that would make the likes of Stalin, Castro, Mao, and Michael “ Chocolate Covered Cream Filled“ Moore proud. Ain’t no never mind about it the now historic 2010 mid-term elections were a referendum on Obama/Pelosi/Reid’s Socialist vision for America and their Marxist dreams of grandeur.

To put this monumental Democrat political disaster in context and perspective, a loss of 65 plus House seats and at least 6 in the Senate, is the third worst whooping ever delivered by a sitting President’s opposition party since 1900. A review of previous big swing mid-term elections tells the tale:

• Over the past fifty years there have been 12 midterm elections. 5 of them resulted in large losses of at least 20 seats by the President’s party.
• 1994-52 seats; 1974-49 seats; 1966-47 seats; 2006-30 seats; 1982-26 seats
• Another five elections resulted either in small losses or gains by the president’s party
• It has been noted countless times that the President's party usually loses seats in Congress during midterm elections. Since 1900, the President's party has lost an average of 29 House seats and 3.4 Senate seats
• This year the GOP beat the 100 plus year averages by 30 plus seats in the House and 3 in the Senate

In the grand scheme of things, especially when one considers the mainstream media elite press still worships the Anointed One with the fervor and blind faith of a cult, this week’s Democrat flogging is nothing less than remarkable. Following are the top ten factors that brought on this extraordinary shift in political fortunes:

1. An overwhelming number of our fellow Americans finally realized when you plant a tater (Socialist) you get a tater (Socialist).
2. $3 Trillion of new debt in just 93 weeks
3. An almost 40% increase in Federal spending
4. A $1 Trillion stimulus that didn’t stimulate even a frog hair’s worth of economic activity or ROI
5. Obamacare/Socialized Medicine
6. 10% Unemployment as far as the eye can see
7. Cap and Tax
8. Intrusive Regulatory Reform
9. Weak pacifist foreign policy
10. Corrupt, dishonest, tyrannical, arrogant, elitist leadership model

Tuesday’s election wasn’t a total Democrat loss but it damn sure came close. A summary of the “Worst and Best” from the 2010 Mid-term election is listed below:

WORST

• The Bolshevik, Marxist, Socialist Barack H Obama is still the President
• The Bolshevik, Marxist, Socialist Harry Reid is still the Senate Majority Leader
• The Bolshevik, Marxist, Socialist Nancy Pelosi won’t officially become former Madame Speaker till January
• The Bolshevik, Marxist, Socialist Democrats still have control of the Senate
• The Bolshevik, Marxist, Socialist Barbara “Don’t call me Mam call me silly winch I’ve earned it” Boxer won
• The Bolshevik, Marxist, Socialist Barny “Freddie in the Fannie Mac” Frank won
• The seriously misguided citizens of Connecticut elected low life Senator-Elect Richard Blumenthal who repeatedly falsely claimed to have served in Vietnam. We’re gonna entrust this dishonorable liar with the future of our Country?
• The Bolshevik, Marxist, Socialist Barack H Obama is still the President

BEST

• Nancy Pelosi done got her happy ass fired. “Ding dong the witch is dead, the witch is dead, ding dong the wicked witch is dead!”
• The GOP won control of the House
• Nancy Pelosi done got her happy ass fired. “Ding dong the witch is dead, the witch is dead, ding dong the wicked witch is dead!”
• The GOP picked up at least 6 seats in the Senate
• Nancy Pelosi done got her happy ass fired. “Ding dong the witch is dead, the witch is dead, ding dong the wicked witch is dead!”
• The GOP picked up a net gain of 10 Governorships
• Nancy Pelosi done got her happy ass fired. “Ding dong the witch is dead, the witch is dead, ding dong the wicked witch is dead!”
• The GOP flipped 19 State Legislatures
• Nancy Pelosi done got her happy ass fired. “Ding dong the witch is dead, the witch is dead, ding dong the wicked witch is dead!”
• Republican Mark Kirk won President Obama’s Illinois Senate seat. Talk about rubbing salt in the wound.
• Nancy Pelosi done got her happy ass fired. “Ding dong the witch is dead, the witch is dead, ding dong the wicked witch is dead!”
• We the People took a big step in the right direction in the battle to rescue our Country from these radical “Yes We Can” Socialist fanatics.
• Nancy Pelosi done got her happy ass fired. “Ding dong the witch is dead, the witch is dead, ding dong the wicked witch is dead!”

Anyone under the illusion that Mr. Obama’s visit to the woodshed humbled or modified his extremist Marxist views is crazier than an outhouse rat. This man is an authentic; wild eyed; true believer; Marxist Revolutionary hell bent on fundamental transformative change and global domination.

This election should hopefully help us keep him in check for the next 2 years at which time we can fire his happy ass so he can go home and make an unsuccessful run for his old Senate seat against GOP Incumbent Mark Kirk. Transformative change we can all believe in.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Alabama, (7-1)