Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 99: “Deja Vu All Over Again”

Off to see the lizard
Off to see the lizard
Deja deja deja vu, believe it
And it will come true
Veja Veja Veja du
What works for me might just work for you "Off to See The Lizard", Jimmy Buffett

On Friday afternoon of the 99th week of the most extreme, radical, left wing Administration to ever occupy 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue an unprecedented event took place that had all who witnessed it thinking and/or saying “Deja Va All Over Again”.

Standing right on up behind the Presidential podium like he had good sense in the Briefing Room in the West Wing former President Bill “They Impeached My Happy Ass” Clinton was holding court with the White House press corps just like in his glory days back in the 1990’s. Seeing Bubba back in his old stomping grounds sure enough brought back some fond memories of vast right wing conspiracies; White Water; Travelgate; defining the word is; Jennifer, Paula, et all; Hillarycare; and the infamous blue dress.

Mr. Clinton was allegedly summoned to the Oval Office by our current Marxist / Socialist-in-Chief for a private political strategy session. According to conventional wisdom, political pundits, and far too many so called conservative thought leaders the President was seeking advice from the master on how to successfully pivot to the right; govern as a pragmatist; moderate; and employ a tactic known as triangulation which involves taking credit for GOP victories and the exploitation of any failures.

Only problem with the political pundit’s, genius commentators, and inside the beltway media elite’s overwhelming general consensus of the purpose of this high level Presidential bull session is:

1. Barack Husain Obama is a true believer in a Marxist / Socialist Revolution , he is committed and passionate about orchestrating a massive global redistribution of wealth, he is an extreme advocate and supporter of the Communist Manifesto and it’s call to arms advancing the destruction of America from within, and he is fiercely opposed to changing his class warfare promoting Bolshevik ways to pivot right or achieve triangulation with the GOP.
2. Barack Husain Obama is a true believer in a Marxist / Socialist Revolution , he is committed and passionate about orchestrating a massive global redistribution of wealth, he is an extreme advocate and supporter of the Communist Manifesto and it’s call to arms advancing the destruction of America from within, and he is fiercely opposed to changing his class warfare promoting Bolshevik ways to pivot right or achieve triangulation with the GOP.
3. Barack Husain Obama is a true believer in a Marxist / Socialist Revolution , he is committed and passionate about orchestrating a massive global redistribution of wealth, he is an extreme advocate and supporter of the Communist Manifesto and it’s call to arms advancing the destruction of America from within, and he is fiercely opposed to changing his class warfare promoting Bolshevik ways to pivot right or achieve triangulation with the GOP.

Truth be told according to our high placed White House sources President Obama met with former President Clinton to discuss options for setting up a White House Internship program. Mr. Obama was impressed by “Saturday Night” Bill’s active hands on approach with his Interns and thought some pointers would certainly be helpful.

For his part former President Clinton wanted to personally, face to face, thank President Obama for sending Hillary on so many overnight trips. Hillary’s frequent absences affording our former “Tail Hound”-in-Chief with ample opportunities to step out on the “Pants Suited One”.

After 90 minutes or there abouts of Clinton extracurricular sexual conquest stories our “Propagandist”-in-Chief realized his adoring White House press corps would be expecting a few comments about his meeting with the former President. The truth not really being an option, SOP for this crowd, the two agreed to publically endorse the Tax Rate Extension Bill recently negotiated with the GOP.

Giddy as two schools girls in anticipation of being broadcast to a global TV audience, the President’s favorite undertaking and Wild Bill’s second, it was off to the Briefing Room for an improptude presser. The media elite gathered, cameras and microphones activated the President stepped up to the podium for a few opening remarks.

What followed was sure enough one of the most bizarre moments of the Obama Presidency. Our current President abruptly interrupted the former Chief Executive, announced his immediate departure citing some absurd excuse about not annoying the wife by running late to some party and then departing leaving Mr. Clinton at his Presidential podium; addressing his White House press corps; advocating for and defending his Tax Rate Extension deal.

Ain’t no never mind about it this “Deja Va All Over Again” White House moment literally seemed like an unofficial temporary transfer of power from Obama to Clinton. Totally unconstitutional not that a minor detail like that ever stopped either one of these constitutional scholars from pursuing their respective political agendas.

Following is a brief summary of our observations and analyses of Mr. Obama’s abdication of power:

• Obama the man looked weak, inexperienced and clueless
• Bill Clinton coming in to validate Obama’s tax deal with the GOP further demeaned the stature of the Presidency
• The notion of Clinton appeasing the left wingers in the democratic caucus on Obama’s behalf is ludicrous. Clinton has no real political convictions but compared to Obama he looks like Rush Limbaugh
• Next time President Obama gets a hankering to abdicate power hopefully he’ll transfer it over to W, Halley Barber, Newt or some other good southern conservative that won’t hesitate to tell our Chief Executive and all his Congressional comrades what for.
• Allowing Bubba to hold center stage and respond to additional non tax extension deal questions further diminished Obama’s stature

White House Chief Propaganda Officer Robert Gibbs called for the last question after about thirty minutes realizing “Saturday Night” Bill would stay all night given the opportunity. The perfect way to end a memorable day immediately following former President Clinton’s final remarks there was an awful ruckus under the Presidential podium and Lord have mercy out rolled Monica Lewinsky.

“Deja Va All Over Again”

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes