Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 133: “A Presidency of First”

Six days later, I was
feeling like a missing link
When my friends told me, hey Jimmy
It must have been the
hoodlum drink (hoodlum drink)

Now it's time for siestas
And a belly full of rice and beans
And figure if I'm brave enough
To repeat the whole crazy scene

On my first look
That's when I swallowed the hook
On my first look, around “My First Look”, Jimmy Buffett

Bless their little hearts one aspect of the train wreck known as the Obama Presidency is the truly remarkable number of first achieved by this corrupt gang of ultra left wing liberal zealots. The speed and frequency this bunch has established historic precedent on such a wide array of topics and issues demonstrates an almost total disregard for decades of solid policy initiatives, decorum, and conducting one’s affairs with honor, dignity and in an intellectually honest fashion.

Of course some of Obama’s first are sure enough historic in consequence. The first individual of color to be elected to the highest Office in the land is a testament to our great nation’s real progress towards a color blind society.

Turns out Mr. Obama is the wrong person of color and by just about any other criteria for the job. This sad but true reality doesn’t minimize or negate the significance of this historic first.

President Obama’s Socialist Regime has compiled an impressively dubious list of historically unprecedented first that would have been the political ruin of any Republican Administration and even a few moderate Democrats. Without protection and the blind support from the hyper partisan main stream media elite boneheads candidate Obama would have never beat Hillary “Sarge” Clinton for the nomination and once elected would have been run out of town on a rail for his criminally negligent lack of leadership.

Following is a list of Obama First which in many instances are the last things we’d expect from the person residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue:

• The First President that attended Islamic grade school as a youngster
• The First President that according to his book “Dreams of My Father” thought the Islamic Call to Prayer was the sweetest sound he ever heard
• The First President that according to his own book was conceived out of wedlock to a black Kenyan Muslim father and a white free spirited mother who pursued a nomadic hippie life style most of her adult life
• The First President that according to his own book was a booze guzzling crack head during his formative high school and college days
• The First President that according to his own book actively sought out the company of left wing extremist, radical feminist, and Communist professors while attending college
• The First President that worked for a Community Action Organization, ACORN, that publicly confirmed their Socialist agenda
• The First President that was an active member of a Black Liberation Church that openly advocates anti-American; racist; the entitlements of the “Victim Class”; and Marxist/Socialist policies
• The First President who’s political running buddies in Chicago included a self described domestic terrorist, Bill Ayers, one of the leaders of the criminal thug Underground Weatherman
• The First President who joined the country of Mexico and sued a State in the United States to force that State to continue to allow Illegal Immigration
• The First President who put 87,000 workers out of work by arbitrarily placing a moratorium on offshore oil drilling on companies that have one of the best safety records of any industry because one foreign company had an accident in the Gulf of Mexico
• The First President who hired open hardcore Marxist/Socialist for leadership positions in his Administration
• The first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference
• The first President to hang autographed pictures of all his political heroes in the Oval Office including the likes of Karl Marx, Mao Zedong , Lenin, Castro, Hugo Chavez, and Joe Stalin
• The first President to increase annual Federal Spending to almost $4 Trillion dollars
• The first President to set the White House Rose Garden a blaze after chain smoking a pack of KOOLS leaving lit butts behind in-between Debt reduction meetings with Congressional leaders
• The first President to accumulate over a Trillion Dollar Annual deficits three years running
• The first President to have a Portuguese Water Dog First Pooch named Bolshevik. Reckon a domestic breed or all American mutt named Rufus, Butkis or Snot is just a tad beneath these Ivy League Liberal elitist
• The first President to amass a criminally negligent national debt just south of $15 Trillion equaling 100% of GDP. The first time the debt/GDP ratio has been this high since WWII
• The first President to successfully implement a hostile and unconstitutional Government takeover of the US Healthcare Industry. More than likely resulting in the largest redistribution of wealth in the history of the civilized world.
• The first President to advocate changing the national pastime from Baseball to the Communist sport of Soccer
• The first President to have the Country’s Credit Rating, which up till now has been the world’s gold standard and most trusted safe haven for global investments, downgraded from Triple A to Double A + status under his watch. To throw salt in the wound we are also catching valid and justifiable grief from the likes of the Communist Chinese and Socialist French about our fiscal mismanagement which by any reasonable measure should be considered an impeachable offense if it ain’t already.

Guilty of gross incompetence and criminally negligent fiscal malfeasance this absolutely unqualified and dangerously inexperienced “In Way Above His Humongous Ears-in-Chief “is most deserving of one more unprecedented historical first. Impeachment by the House of Representatives followed by a guilty Conviction by the US Senate.

Doubtful, but considering the deserving what for from our far too often arrogant French allies certainly not out of the realm of possibility.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes