Thoughts on Obama From Bama

Week 152: “Merry, Merry Christmas”

It’s Christmas in the Caribbean
Snowbirds fill the air
It’s Christmas in the Caribbean
Lots of presents everywhere
We don’t live in a hurry
Send away for mistletoe
It’s Christmas in the Caribbean
Got everything but snow

Lights are blowing in the palm trees
Stockings hanging from the mast
Santa riding on a dolphin
Don’t you want to make it
Don’t you want to make it last

It’s Christmas in the Caribbean
Snowbirds fill the air
It’s Christmas in the Caribbean
Lots of presents everywhere
We don’t live in a hurry
Send away for mistletoe
It’s Christmas in the Caribbean
Got everything but snow
Snow?

Suntanned children sleeping
Hoping Santa will come true
Christmas morning marlin leaping
Oh it’s papa’s birthday
Mister buffet’s birthday too!

It’s Christmas in the Caribbean
Snowbirds fill the air
It’s Christmas in the Caribbean
Good feelings everywhere
We don’t live in a hurry
Send away for mistletoe
It’s Christmas in the Caribbean
Got everything but snow

Christmas in the Caribbean
Got everything but snow
Christmas in the Caribbean, Jimmy Buffett

Instead of addressing one of the many calamities brought on our great nation by the Socialist Obama Regime including this seemingly never ending financial disaster; class warfare tactics out the yazoo; wiping out the Social Security trust fund with this irresponsible so called payroll tax holiday; winning the war but losing the peace in Iraq; claims by the anointed one that he is one of our top 5 presidents of all time; a declaration that the Taliban ain’t our enemy; and giving Iran a highly intelligence intensive drone (a sure enough banner week) in the spirit of the holiday season we’re just tickled pink to offer our rendition of “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer”.

It may be moronic, sophomoric, and idiotic but so is the Obama Administration:

President Obama done got runt over by a reindeer
Walking home from VP Biden’s house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Uncle Joe, we believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much eggnog,
And we'd begged him not to go.
But he'd left his Communist Manifesto,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There were hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.

President Obama done got runt over by a reindeer
Walking home from VP Biden’s house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Uncle Joe, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Michelle,
She's been takin' this so well.
See her in there with her sleeveless dress,
Blaming W, House Republicans and giving the Secret Service hell.

It's not Christmas without Barack.
Holidaying in Hawaii all dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we keep his new set of golf clubs or send them back?

President Obama done got runt over by a reindeer
Walking home from VP Biden’s house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Uncle Joe, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
We’ll sure enough miss his daily speeches
All of his futile attempts to put lipstick on a pig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for your own happy asses and yourself.
They should never give a license,
To a man named Newt who drives a sleigh and resembles an evil elf."

President Obama done got runt over by a reindeer
Walking home from VP Biden’s house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Uncle Joe, we believe.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

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