Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 75: An Old Fashion Intervention

“Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.”
P. J. O'Rourke

Always figured if the day ever came when a French President advised our Commander-in-Chief to get control of government spending, deficits and new Socialist programs it would be the same day Hell freezes over, pigs fly and monkeys fly out of Al “Sex Poodle” Gore’s Nobel Prize winning Global Warming butt. That’s exactly what happened at the G8 Summit during Week 75 of the deficit exploding, record debt accumulating, criminally irresponsible spending Obama Administration.

In fact, all seven of the other members of the G8 rejected our Marxist/Socialist-in-Chief’s proposal for a worldwide stimulus and the continuation of massive deficit spending. Ain’t no never mind about it when the Socialist Nanny States of Europe are justifiably lecturing us about our dangerous big Government Marxist fiscal policies it’s time for a serious evaluation of our current leadership and their reckless dismantling of our free market capitalist economy.

According to highly placed sources attending the Summit European leaders were so concerned about President “Yes We Can Bring Down the Entire World Economy” Obama they actually conducted an Intervention on the lad. With the full knowledge and cooperation of the Secret Service Presidents and Prime Ministers Harper of Canada; Sarkozy of France; Merkel of Germany; Berlusconi of Italy; Kan of Japan; Medvedev of Russia; and Cameron of Canada physically abducted Mr Obama and attempted to cure our fearless leader of his addiction to spending other people’s money (Socialism).

Employing classic Intervention tactics and methodology the group tried to find family and friends to participate but couldn’t put their hands on any that weren’t also addicted to others people’s money and/or are devout Marxist/Socialist/Communist themselves. Failing to recruit any reinforcements they proceeded with the tried and true12 Step road to recovery that has saved untold millions of addicts from their self destructive behavior.

Following is a brief review of their session:

• Step 1 – Admit he’s powerless over his addiction - that his life has become unmanageable: Barack Huissan Obama will never, under any circumstances, admit that he is powerless over anything including his addiction to spending/wasting other people’s money. Even after hours of often heated, intensive discussions with his foreign counterparts the President remained in total denial.

As for his life being unmanageable, reckon that just might be the understatement of the century. This is a man totally lacking the skills and/or aptitude to manage his own affairs, a Taco Bell and certainly not the world’s only remaining super power.
• Step 2 - Coming to believe that a Power greater than himself could restore his sobriety/sanity: The Anointed One; Mr. Ultimate Alpha Dog; Head Honcho; Mr. Transformational; Allah’s Gift To the Great Unwashed Masses is physically, emotionally, and intellectually incapable of ever acknowledging any power greater than himself.

No words of wisdom, persuasion or reason from his fellow Heads of State convinced Barack “The Great All Knowing One” Obama to even consider the possibility of a greater power.
• Step 3 - Make a decision to turn his will and life over to the care of God or greater power: Our fearless leader of the free world argued fiercely with his interveners that his judgment, vision and wisdom are far too valuable for him to subordinate his free will and life to God or a higher power.

So far lots of chopping and no chips flying at this high powered Intervention as the leaders of G8 are 0 for 3 in their efforts with our Addict-in-Chief.
• Step 4 - Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of himself: After a brief discussion with Our Morally Deficient Chicago Politician-In-Chief the Heads of State concluded Step 4 would be an exercise in futility for Mr. Obama.

Considering the unknown and undocumented nature of his upbringing; admitted hard drug abuse starting during his high school years; radical and mysterious college days including two never publically explained trips to Pakistan; twenty years of religious study under America hating racist Reverend Wright; participation in the criminal Communist community organizer group ACORN; leadership role in corrupt Chicago political machine; a State and US Senator; and now as the leader of the most secretive, abusive, and dangerous Administration in the history of the Union all agreed it would take months if not years for the President to compile a fearless moral inventory so they moved on to Step 5, 0 for 4.
• Step 5 - Admit to God/Allah or higher power, to himself and to another human being the exact nature of his wrongs: Still in a classic state of denial the G8 interveners were barking up the wrong tree on this one.

The only wrong or mistake Mr. Wonderful reluctantly admitted to was making Uncle Joe “F...ing, Bite Me, God Bless Him, Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers” Biden Vice President. This was the only issue the G8 unanimously agreed on all weekend.
• Step 6 – He is entirely ready to have God/Allah remove all these defects of character: “Defect of Character” is certainly a fitting description of VEEP Biden. As for removing him the entertainment value will be hard to replace.
• Step 7 - Humbly ask God/Allah to remove his shortcomings: The words humbly and Obama don’t often collide in the same sentence.

Still in full denial mode of his addiction to other people’s money our Epitome of Shortcomings-in-Chief rejected all G8 suggestions of potential character flaws.
• Step 8 - Make a list of all persons he harmed, and be willing to make amends to them all: The G8 interveners pressed hard but the President remained defiant. True to form the President rejected responsibility for inflicting harm on anyone. No way, no how.
• Step 9 - Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others: See Step 8 above
• Step 10 - Continue to take personal inventory and when he is wrong promptly admit it: The G8 Heads of State realized they were dealing with a hardcore addict. Conducting a personal inventory only served to further inflate President Obama’s ego.
• Step 11 - Seek through prayer and meditation to improve his conscious contact with God/Allah as he understands God/Allah, praying only for knowledge of God/Allah’s will for him and the power to carry it out: President Obama deferred any and all questions about God/Allah’s will to his racist America hating spiritual mentor of twenty years, the always effervescent Reverend Jeremiah Wright.
• Step 12 - Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, carry this message to other addicts, and practice these principles in all his affairs: After hours of unsuccessful efforts to get President Obama to recognize he has an addiction problem the intervening G8 Heads of State were feeling mighty rode hard and put up wet. Despite a valiant effort by the G8 leadership our Addicted To Other People’s Money; Camels; Socialism; Corruption; Golf; Telling Of Tall Tales-In-Chief’s intervention was an abject failure.

Any American President who for good reason gets taken to the woodshed by Socialist European Heads of State to hear what for about reckless spending, unsustainable deficits and Socialist initiatives destined to fail surly must be committing an impeachable offense. These infractions, especially when it involves taking a justified verbal thrashing from the President of France, simply must rise to the level of high crimes and misdemeanors and should be aggressively pursued by Congress.

In the mean time if making a trip to Hell be sure to button up and put on them long johns, keep an eye on the horizon for low flying pigs, and as for monkeys flying out of Al Gore’s butt probably the less said the better.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes