Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Thoughts On Obama From Bama

Week 177: ”Barack Money Bags Obama”

Now I'm not talking 'bout excessive greed.
The kind that puzzled the scribes and Pharisees.
I don't worship it like a golden calf,
But change in my pocket is always good for a laugh.

I've seen it brighten up the eyes of a child
It even makes the Dali Lama smile.
It's no relation to the meaning of life,
It's a dang fool husband doesn't spring for his wife.

A little spending money.
Money to burn.
Money that you did not necessarily earn.
Rainy days seem to wind up sunny,
Long as you got a little spending money
Spending Money, Jimmy Buffett

Rumor has it the 2012 Presidential campaign will cost just north of 2 Billion dollars. Unless you work for the GSA, Warren Buffett or the Obama Administration most folks would consider that a serious amount of money.

Truth be told 2 Billion of other people’s money is chump change to the Change Gang. Literally pocket change, walking around money, spare change, spending money.

For a man that’s never made a honest dollar for a honest day’s work a Billion here and Billion there is just another long golf weekend, a tax payer funded campaign excursion, date night with the Mrs. or Union pay off. Our current occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is totally ignorant when it comes to the true value of a dollar which explains a lot about his lack of a budget, criminal deficit spending, and almost casual doubling of the national debt.

The man never met a dollar of other people’s money he didn’t greet with a warm embrace and big ole sloppy wet kiss. Spending a Billion to get too reelected doesn’t even faze President Obama.

Maybe a comparison with other goods and services costing a Billion or there abouts will help put this fiasco in perspective:
• A thousand Maybach Landaulets. Exclusive luxury cars. Rush Limbaugh owns 6
• A billion dollars will buy you a $20,000 room at a 5 star resort every night for 137 years.
• Ten $100 million yachts
• Gulfstream G550. You can only buy 40 of these with your billion.
• 125 8 million dollar houses
• A private island with average costs of more than $5 million. You can buy 200 of these with your billion.
• The entire New York Times
• 800 of AOL's Microsoft's patents
• 1,250 scandal-inducing, team-building government conferences akin to the General Service Administration's $800,000 Las Vegas shindig
• The amount BP has pledged toward Gulf Restoration
• 45 percent of a B-2 Bomber
68 Lebron Jameses , 40 Kobe Bryants, and 83 Albert Pujolses
• 700 million moon pies
• 5 to 10 US Senate seats
• 25 to 30 US House seats
• 400 million infield passes to a Monster Truck Rally
• 3 to 4 Auburn Quarterbacks

President Obama views spending 1 Billion to get 4 more years to fundamentally transform our great nation into a Marxist/Socialist nanny state as a sacred mission. Given another term the sneaky little liberal Bolshevik might just get away with it.

Our Cult leader Mitt should also have a Billion or so to spend on his run for the Oval Office. Given his record of successfully maximizing ROI it’s gonna be butt kicking of Koranic proportions.

I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W Garikes

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Thoughts On Obama From Bama

Week 176: ”Dissention In the Ranks”

Scales and clocks just can't be trusted
Keys and locks are destined to be busted
Metaphors were never made for keeping score
And I'm feeling for the sound of time

Is it the answer or just a suggestion
Is love what we truly want or merely a protection
Is this music made to last or crumble like a shell
Is there heaven here on earth or is this really hell

Only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong
Only time will tell is there a message in this song
Will it ever make sense will it ever ring a bell
Only time will tell                                                                                                                                                
Only Time Will Tell, Jimmy Buffett

Current Newark, NJ mayor, Obama disciple, and rising Democrat star, Cory Booker, really screwed the pooch on the Sunday talk shows this week. The man had the audacity to actually respond with candor and honesty when asked about the Obama’s campaign strategy to demonize Mr. Romney’s venture capital credentials as CEO of Bane.

Proclaiming himself down right “nauseated” by Obama’s anti-capitalist campaign rhetoric, especially his stint with Bane, ruffled a lot of feathers amongst the president’s political brain trust. Considered as an unforgivable and damaging sentiment mayor Booker received bad news from the mountain top declaring him as a disloyal supporter “dead to President Obama “.

A classic line from the Godfather we are little surprised they also didn’t inform us “that he sleeps with the fishes “ or ”you have to answer for Santino”. Based on word and deed this gang really are nothing but a bunch of yahoo senior political hacks who use intimidation and coercion in more abundance than white on rice.

To make matters worse Mayor Booker ain’t the only prominent Democrat expressing concerns about the Obama campaign’s scorched earth private sector anti-business strategy. Truth be told more disgruntled democrats are speaking up every day in opposition to Mr Obama Socialist dreams of grandeur.

Democrat thought leaders who think Obama’s anti-free enterprise/business tactics are crazier than a runt over dog include:

Former Pennsylvania governor Ed Rendell. A moderate with great street cred who justifiably is worried about losing Pennsylvania

• former Tennessee representative Harold Ford Jr. a smart, savvy politician with close ties to Wall Street

• current Massachusetts governor Deval Patrick. A young up and comer a close friend with Obama

• former President Bill Clinton. Never a big fan and no telling what his real agenda is

• The ragin Cajun James Carville. Has publically expressed great concern about all the W bashing and class warfare

All of these seasoned and well respected Democrats have stood up like they had good sense in support of capitalism and the positive impact of venture capital. Several have even remarked about Romney’s success and sterling credentials in this extremely complex and competitive market.

Obviously these remarks haven’t been well received by the Obama campaign. With friends like this who needs enemies seems to be the general sentiment.

But as damaging and problematic as these public rebukes are to deal with the most egregious voice of dissent might be just be the loss of support of Amber Lee Ettinger. The Obama Girl in whose Internet video "I Got a Crush on Obama" has openly and without shame withdrawn her enthusiastic support for our 44th president.

A sure sign Obama is in a world of hurt with the under 25, single woman, table dance, wet t-shirt demographic. Certainly explains Saturday Night Bill’s and Carville’s jumping ship. Let’s hope the gals from NAG and a few others follow their lead.

I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W Garikes

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Thoughts On Obama From Bama

Week 174 &175: “Romney in a Landslide”

Good guys win, Every once in while
Full grown men Get to learn from a child
Now and then Just when you think it won't happen again
Good guys win.

State of confusion we're so disillusioned
You turn on the news and Good guys win
Now and then Just when you think it won't happen again
Good guys win

Every once in while Full grown men
Get to learn from a child Now and then
Just when you think it won't happen again
The Good guys win
JIMMY BUFFETT - GOOD GUYS WIN

Sure enough seems we got a Morman and Muslim, we mean Jeremiah Wright disciple; secular progressive; left wing activist church member; a possible closet atheist going eyeball to eyeball and toe to toe in this year’s presidential election this November. Katie bar the and/or slap your granny silly a cult leader verses a bona fide member of the Muslim Brotherhood.

Never thought we’d ever see the day. No sir, no way, no how. If this is the best and brightest this country has to offer we’re in for a world hurt. At least we have a real choice in what sure enough might be the most important presidential election of our life time.

On the left a socialist Muslim verses a free enterprise/capitalist conservative Morman, Perhaps a brief comparison of both President Obama and Mr. Romney’s qualifications will help us understand these two individuals and the attributes they bring to the most demanding job in the world:

  • • Obama - born August 4, 1961
  • • Romney - born March 12, 1947
  • • Obama - Joined Socialist Youth Party
  • • Romney - The son of Lenore and George W. Romney, Governor of Michigan 1963–69, he was raised in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan. In 1966, after one year at Stanford University he left the United States to spend thirty months in France as a Mormon missionary.
  • • Obama - current President of the United States
  • • Obama - First African American to hold the office.
  • • Romney - would be the first Mormonn to serve as president
  • • Obama – Mentored for 20 years by radical, left wing preacher the GD anti-America Jeremiah Wright
  • • Romney - Active in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints he served as Ward Bishop and later Stake President
  • • Obama - Born in Honolulu Hawaii, at least so we’re told
  • • Obama - graduate of Columbia University. Major and transcript never disclosed
  • • Obama - Harvard Law School.
  • • Romney - Bachelor of Arts degree in English from Brigham Young University and, in 1975, a joint Doctor and Master of Business Administration from Harvard University
  • • Obama - community organizer in Chicago for Socialist radical left wing group ACORN
  • • Obama - civil rights attorney in Chicago defending mostly jihadist Muslim terrorist
  • • Obama – joins Communist party
  • • Obama - taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School
  • • Romney – Joined Bain & Company later serving as Chief Executive Officer he helped bring the company out of financial crisis. In 1984, he co-founded the spin-off Bain Capital a private equity investment firm. Later serving as Chief Executive Officer
  • • Obama- served three terms in the Illinois Senate voting present 90 percent of the time
  • • Obama - won election to the U.S. Senate in Illinois in November 2004 with enthusiastic support and the vote of over 100 thousand citizens who were 6 feet under at the time
  • • Romney - Governor of Massachusetts
  • • Obama - named the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize laureate. For what exactly who the hell knows
  • • Romney - President and CEO of the Salt Lake Organizing Committee for the 2002 Winter Olympics and Paralympics
  • • Obama signed economic stimulus legislation in the form of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009. Most massive redistribution of wealth in US history
  • • Obama -Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act;
  • • Obama - Dodd–Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act;
  • • Obama -the Don't Ask, Don't Tell Repeal Act of 2010
  • • Obama - ordered the military operation that resulted in the death of Osama bin Laden
  • • Obama – raging left wing head case, Marxist/Socialist, boneheaded anti-free market yahoo
  • • Romney – small government, financial genius, capitalist with private sector expertise with real world executive leadership experience
On paper it doesn’t even seem like a fair fight. An inexperienced, radical Islamic, Marxist, Community College Civics Professor taken on an accomplished, brilliant leader with impeccable credentials, and integrity who just so happens to be a Mormon.

Considering the Mormons haven’t declared a Jihad or war on us infidels we think Mitt’s our guy. In fact, not only does he win he’s gonna win big.

It’s gonna be a landslide victory of Coranic proportions. Just remember you heard it here first.

I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W Garikes

Monday, May 21, 2012

Thoughts On Obama From Bama

Week 173: “Did You Know”

On a black and white TV, in a dark saloon
I was watching Neil Armstrong walking on the moon
And later on I got high and climbed up on the bar
I told everybody there I could fly above the stars

I was in a Dallas disco the night that John Lennon died
And the DJ played "Imagine" and everybody cried
I remember a thousand lighters held up in our hands
All we were saying them "Let's give peace a chance"

Where was I when you stopped loving me?
When did I become history?
There's not many things that escape my memory
Tell me where was I when you stopped loving me?
Jerry Jeff Walker, Where Was I

Employing a propaganda tactic that would make the likes of Castro, Mao, Stalin, Lenin and even Herman Goebbels proud the historical revisionist at 1600 Pennsylvania have not only crossed the line they screamed across it like a runaway train. An unprecedented and despicable abuse of power and pure propaganda that should have the alleged free press calling for heads to roll and resignations more abundant than white on rice.

Seems like the boneheaded yahoo wordsmiths in the West wing decided it would be just brilliant to add a new section to former Presidents Bios on the White House official website titled “Did You Know“ promoting one of their most notable achievements with a current Obama initiative. The veracity of the claim be damned as long as it puts the president in the best light when compared with his esteemed predecessors.

If W or another Republican president pulled a stunt like this the liberal head cases in the mainstream media would gather at the White House, surround the building, clasp hands and spontaneously self-combust while singing Keep Hope Alive. How would we ever get by without the likes of Dan Rather, Chris Mathews and the gals from The View?

Starting with former President Calvin Coolidge following are a few examples of Comrade Obama’s Did You Know propaganda statements:

• On Feb. 22, 1924 Calvin Coolidge became the first president to make a public radio address to the American people. President Coolidge later helped create the Federal Radio Commission, which has now evolved to become the Federal Communications Commission (FCC). President Obama became the first president to hold virtual gatherings and town halls using Twitter, Facebook, and Google+ LinkedIn etc.
• Claimed Ronald Reagan supported raising taxes on the wealthy and would have supported Obama’s Buffett Rule
• Compared his youth and charisma to JFK
• Talked about the similarities between his healthcare act and LBJ’s Great Society
• Made the same comparison with FDR
• Said his stimulus package worked like Ike’s Highway program
• Bragged he enhanced our standing in the world same as Clinton
• Responsibly reduced Defense spending just like Peanut
• Improved relations with China on par with Nixon
• Revered like Honest Abe
• Loved and adored more than Washington

To my total amazement and great surprise while reviewing these pearls of wisdom on the White House website they literally began to disappear before my very eyes. The Obama propagandist obviously got caught with their hands in the proverbial cookie jar and someone up there with half a brain decided to delete all this exaggerated dribble.

We sure enough are tickled pink somebody finally came to their senses but also strongly believe the boneheaded moron who came up with this brilliant idea ought to be tarred, feathered and runt out of town on a rail. We got a rail, anybody with some extra tar and feathers just let us know of your availability for a little going away party at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W Garikes

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Thoughts On Obama From Bama

Week 172: “Presidential To Do List”

Pack up all your dishes
Make note of all good wishes
Say goodbye to the landlord for me
That sum-bitch has always bored me

Throw out them old LA papers
And that moldy box of vanilla wafers
Adios to all this concrete
Gonna get me some dirt road back street

If I can just get off of that L.A. freeway
Without getting killed or caught
Down that road in a cloud of smoke
For some land that I ain't bought bought bought

If I can just get off of that L.A. freeway
Without getting killed or caught
Down that road in a cloud of smoke
For some land that I ain't bought bought bought
If I can just get off of that L.A. freeway
L. A. Freeway, Jerry Jeff Walker

Bless his little socialist heart our 44th president, Barack Housin Obama, is sure enough just a good ole boy. Always looking out for the rest of us poor dumb pilgrims trying to make sure we all get a fair shot and our fair share.

He even took the time this week to create a To Do List for his friends in Congress. Sure is kind of him to take time from his busy schedule killing notorious terrorist, spending other people’s money and evolving into an advocate of gay marriage to reach out to Congress with such a helpful gesture.

Truly is a shame this empty gesture is nothing more than left wing political posturing and pandering chock full of more class, race, and generational warfare. This country is in a world of hurt and what we are in dire need of is courageous leadership.

More of the same cowardly Obama empty rhetoric and political shenanigans won’t help create one job, enhance economic growth or pay down one penny of the national debt. As usual, any actual real reforms that might really have some redeeming value are few and far between.

Following is Mr. Obama’s sham flim/flam Congressional To Do List:

• Reward American Jobs, Eliminate Tax Incentives To Ship Jobs Over Seas - Nipping at the margins. We need serious tax reform
• Cut Red Tape So Responsible Homeowners Can Refinance – Right, a good start would be to repeal Dodd/Frank, a bill Mr Obama welcomed with a big ole sloppy wet kiss
• Invest in a New Hire Tax Credit for Small Businesses - A onetime credit ain’t gonna get the bulldog fed
• Create Jobs By Investing In Affordable Clean Energy – Everybody say it loud and proud, SOLINDRA.
• Put Returning Veterans to Work Using Skills Developed in the Military – Already taken care of. No federal mandate required

In the spirit of generosity and taking Mr. Obama’s lead we’ve created our own Presidential To Do List and our just tickled pink to share with our Campaigner-in-Chief here. Don’t rightly know if he’ll ever see it but hope springs eternal:

• Write letter of resignation effective immediately
• Openly declare allegiance to Socialist party
• Quit golf, no self-respecting Marxist/Communist would ever take up the game
• Stop spending other people’s money
• Schedule moving vans for January 2013
• Schedule ear reduction surgery
• Accuse Mitt Romney of being Anti-Christ
• Blame W for every calamity of the 21st century
• Plan exile to Havana, Moscow or Caracas
• Hit his knees, or prayer mat, and beg the American people for forgiveness
• Start to blame W for defeat in November
• Write VP Biden thank you note for making him look like a bona fide genius

Another empty gesture from Mr. Obama that’s about as useful as a warm bucket of spit. Let’s hope he takes our advice and has those moving vans lined up in the driveway next January.

I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W Garikes

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Thoughts On Obama From Bama

Week 171: “Our Shameless, Egomaniac, Narcissist-in-Chief”

Up every morning, out every evening
Hustling for headlines, that's what I do
Table at Sardi's, grappling for gossip
Working the press for a mention or two
I never acted like some nervous rookie
Right form the start I was hot as a cookie
I was a numero uno What a debut

Public Relations,
Public Relations
Boozing and schmoozing, that's what I do
PR's my vocation
And I'm a sensation
Public relations Such hullabaloo
Public Relations, Jimmy Buffett

Barack Hoisin Obama’s hypocritical, conceited, shameless, egomaniacal, and narcissistic behavior is truly a sight to behold. In 171 short weeks this self-indulgent, radical left wing, bonehead has diminished the office of the US Presidency to depths we ain’t never seen in these parts before.

In this week’s latest propaganda campaign video former President Bill Clinton describes the so called heroic, historic, and audacious decision our fearless leader made to assassinate the world’s number 1 terrorist, UBL A few of Saturday Night Bill’s comments sure enough reveal the humungous ego and unbridled narcissism of our 44th President.

Consider the following astonishing remarks that rolled off of Slick Willie’s tongue. To paraphrase: •

  • “…can you imagine what would have happened to President Obama politically if they didn’t pull this thing off? A chopper crash, UBL not there, causalities, it would have been awful…”
Let’s repeat the operative phrase in these comments for emphasis.
  • “…can you imagine what would have happened to President Obama politically…?
Who gives a happy by damn?

  • “…can you imagine what would have happened to President Obama politically…?”
Really, really, no really.

  • “…can you imagine what would have happened to President Obama politically…?”
No concern for any killed or wounded members of SEAL Team Six.
  • “…can you imagine what would have happened to President Obama politically…?”
No concern for their wives, children, family or friends
  • “…can you imagine what would have happened to President Obama politically…?”
No concern about potential collateral damage killing innocent bystanders
  • “…can you imagine what would have happened to President Obama politically…?”
What about the major setback in our war with radical Islamic Jihadist or as the Change Gang would put it, Oversea Contingency Plan
  • “…can you imagine what would have happened to President Obama politically…?
Like we said previously, who gives a happy by damn?

To add insult to injury they ended this propaganda video with the absolutely unfounded and outlandish claim that put in the same situation Mitt Romney wouldn’t have pulled the trigger. This tactic riled up folks on both sides of the isle including liberal head case Arianna Huffington who referred to the Romney claim and video as despicable.

For a man who stood right on up there as if he had good sense strongly proclaiming there would be no spiking the football or dancing in the end zone over UBL’s assassination the Change We Can Believe crowd really puked on their own shoes on this one. There recent victory lap this week included:
  1. The Saturday Night Bill campaign video
  2. A secret trip to Afghanistan on the anniversary of UBL’s death
  3. An I, I, I speech to rally the troops
  4. An I, I, I prime time speech patting himself on the back again for the UBL decision
In our way of reckoning Mr. Obama not only spiked the football the man did the Electric Slide; Moonwalked; jumped in the stands and did the human beach ball thing; performed a double back flip; dry humped the goal post; and got down on all fours, sniffed around the end zone like a honey badger cause the honey badger just don’t care.

Barack Hoisin Obama sure enough is one genuine piece of work. Ain’t no never mind about it he’s the most hypocritical, conceited, shameless, egomaniacal, and narcissistic bonehead to ever walk the hallowed halls of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W Garikes

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Thoughts On Obama From Bama

Week 170: “Follow the Leader”

Everclear is dumped into the wine sometimes
Then you add nachos and tacos, burritos you know
Here is how it usually goes, it goes

Whoa oh oh Woah oh oh I love Sangria wine
Whoa oh oh Woah oh oh I love Sangria wine

All that's left to do is drink the wine
Just lay back and watch the time go by
Old friends tell the truth when mixed with the wine
That's why I blend in all the lemons and limes

Yeah I love that Sangria wine
When I'm drink'n with old friends of mine
Yeah I love that Sangria wine
When I'm drink'n with old friends of mine

Whoa oh oh Woah oh oh I love Sangria wine
Whoa oh oh Woah oh oh I love Sangria wine                                                                                                                         
Jerry Jeff Walker, Sangria Wine

Companies, government entities, and almost any organization’s staff and employees reflect the values, work ethic, and business practices of their leadership. Examples of this natural and well documented pattern of behavior abound.

Several examples of such behavior include the following:

• Apple’s Steve Jobbs who by his example established a cool, hip, culture of innovation that spread thru the company faster than kudzu
• Jack Welch, former CEO at GE, was a tough, cost cutting, visionary executive who created the most efficient, productive, highest valued company in the world. His implementation of Six SIGMA and Lean practices created fanatical disciples within GE
• Bill Gates has created a brilliant geek techie culture at Microsoft with great success, profits, and breakthroughs in innovation
• Health South CEO, Richard Scrushy is a greedy, arrogant, thief who surrounded himself with likeminded folks who are all guest of the Feds these days at various prison camps around the country
• New Orleans Saints head coach, Sean Patton, condoned bounties on opposing team players and illegally bugged the visiting team locker rooms. With a few notable exceptions he has a current roster of low life, criminal, thugs who would make great hockey players, drug runners, and/or Democrat members of Congress.

Our Country’s current CEO, or Trend Setter-in-Chief, is sure as hell not immune from the impact of this tried and true rule of leadership. Once the smoke clears from all the empty rhetoric and demagoguery Mr. Obama’s actual deeds, actions and behavior have a profound impact on the Executive branch and even his Socialist comrades in Congress.

Sadly, following our Loser-in-Chief’s pathetic lead of humongous government; massive wealth distribution; criminal levels of spending; hidden agendas; corruption; deferment of responsibility; no accountability; gross incompetence; and arrogance towards we the people seemingly the entire Federal government is acting like a bunch of sophomoric yahoos. Truth be told the GSA and Secret Service are only following Barack and Michele’s lead when it comes to the inappropriate use of tax payer dollars and partying on our dime.

Examples of their arrogant elitist conduct are more abundant than white on rice. Since infesting the White House only 170 weeks ago the first couple have hosted at least 30 big name entertainers for band parties including:

• Justin Beiver – twice
• Stevie Wonder
• Patty LaBelle
• Brad Praisly
• BeyoncĂ© - twice
• BB King
• Sir Paul McCartney
• 20 or so hip hop gangsta rapper thugs

In addition to all this home entertainment the Obama’s love road trips as much as the Grizzwalds. Exotic and highbrow vacation destinations, so far, include the following:

• 3 trips to Martha’s Vineyard
• 3 trips home for holidays in Hawaii – no home or relatives still there, but what the hell, we’re talking paradise here
• Spain
• New York City
• Wally World

Other abuses of power, reckless spending, and just plain ole boneheaded waste of time and money include:

• Friday date nights
• Over100 golf outings, not one with daughters or wife, interesting for a man who claims the GOP has declared a war on woman
• Multiple campaign trips paid for by our hard earned tax dollars
• A secretary of Defense that has piled up almost a million dollars in expenses flying home because he refused to move his family to DC

Our First Couple has created an atmosphere and tone of reckless spending of other people’s money and having a good ole time at our expense. The GSA, Secret Service and most likely a mess of other government agencies are just following the Obama’s lead of irresponsible spending and conduct.

Besides, the Secret Service boys deserve a little diversion and down time. We certainly would never question the actions of anyone who is willing to take a bullet for someone else, especially the likes of the Obamas.

I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W Garikes