Monday, May 21, 2012

Thoughts On Obama From Bama

Week 173: “Did You Know”

On a black and white TV, in a dark saloon
I was watching Neil Armstrong walking on the moon
And later on I got high and climbed up on the bar
I told everybody there I could fly above the stars

I was in a Dallas disco the night that John Lennon died
And the DJ played "Imagine" and everybody cried
I remember a thousand lighters held up in our hands
All we were saying them "Let's give peace a chance"

Where was I when you stopped loving me?
When did I become history?
There's not many things that escape my memory
Tell me where was I when you stopped loving me?
Jerry Jeff Walker, Where Was I

Employing a propaganda tactic that would make the likes of Castro, Mao, Stalin, Lenin and even Herman Goebbels proud the historical revisionist at 1600 Pennsylvania have not only crossed the line they screamed across it like a runaway train. An unprecedented and despicable abuse of power and pure propaganda that should have the alleged free press calling for heads to roll and resignations more abundant than white on rice.

Seems like the boneheaded yahoo wordsmiths in the West wing decided it would be just brilliant to add a new section to former Presidents Bios on the White House official website titled “Did You Know“ promoting one of their most notable achievements with a current Obama initiative. The veracity of the claim be damned as long as it puts the president in the best light when compared with his esteemed predecessors.

If W or another Republican president pulled a stunt like this the liberal head cases in the mainstream media would gather at the White House, surround the building, clasp hands and spontaneously self-combust while singing Keep Hope Alive. How would we ever get by without the likes of Dan Rather, Chris Mathews and the gals from The View?

Starting with former President Calvin Coolidge following are a few examples of Comrade Obama’s Did You Know propaganda statements:

• On Feb. 22, 1924 Calvin Coolidge became the first president to make a public radio address to the American people. President Coolidge later helped create the Federal Radio Commission, which has now evolved to become the Federal Communications Commission (FCC). President Obama became the first president to hold virtual gatherings and town halls using Twitter, Facebook, and Google+ LinkedIn etc.
• Claimed Ronald Reagan supported raising taxes on the wealthy and would have supported Obama’s Buffett Rule
• Compared his youth and charisma to JFK
• Talked about the similarities between his healthcare act and LBJ’s Great Society
• Made the same comparison with FDR
• Said his stimulus package worked like Ike’s Highway program
• Bragged he enhanced our standing in the world same as Clinton
• Responsibly reduced Defense spending just like Peanut
• Improved relations with China on par with Nixon
• Revered like Honest Abe
• Loved and adored more than Washington

To my total amazement and great surprise while reviewing these pearls of wisdom on the White House website they literally began to disappear before my very eyes. The Obama propagandist obviously got caught with their hands in the proverbial cookie jar and someone up there with half a brain decided to delete all this exaggerated dribble.

We sure enough are tickled pink somebody finally came to their senses but also strongly believe the boneheaded moron who came up with this brilliant idea ought to be tarred, feathered and runt out of town on a rail. We got a rail, anybody with some extra tar and feathers just let us know of your availability for a little going away party at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W Garikes

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