Thoughts On Obama From Bama

Week 172: “Presidential To Do List”

Pack up all your dishes
Make note of all good wishes
Say goodbye to the landlord for me
That sum-bitch has always bored me

Throw out them old LA papers
And that moldy box of vanilla wafers
Adios to all this concrete
Gonna get me some dirt road back street

If I can just get off of that L.A. freeway
Without getting killed or caught
Down that road in a cloud of smoke
For some land that I ain't bought bought bought

If I can just get off of that L.A. freeway
Without getting killed or caught
Down that road in a cloud of smoke
For some land that I ain't bought bought bought
If I can just get off of that L.A. freeway
L. A. Freeway, Jerry Jeff Walker

Bless his little socialist heart our 44th president, Barack Housin Obama, is sure enough just a good ole boy. Always looking out for the rest of us poor dumb pilgrims trying to make sure we all get a fair shot and our fair share.

He even took the time this week to create a To Do List for his friends in Congress. Sure is kind of him to take time from his busy schedule killing notorious terrorist, spending other people’s money and evolving into an advocate of gay marriage to reach out to Congress with such a helpful gesture.

Truly is a shame this empty gesture is nothing more than left wing political posturing and pandering chock full of more class, race, and generational warfare. This country is in a world of hurt and what we are in dire need of is courageous leadership.

More of the same cowardly Obama empty rhetoric and political shenanigans won’t help create one job, enhance economic growth or pay down one penny of the national debt. As usual, any actual real reforms that might really have some redeeming value are few and far between.

Following is Mr. Obama’s sham flim/flam Congressional To Do List:

• Reward American Jobs, Eliminate Tax Incentives To Ship Jobs Over Seas - Nipping at the margins. We need serious tax reform
• Cut Red Tape So Responsible Homeowners Can Refinance – Right, a good start would be to repeal Dodd/Frank, a bill Mr Obama welcomed with a big ole sloppy wet kiss
• Invest in a New Hire Tax Credit for Small Businesses - A onetime credit ain’t gonna get the bulldog fed
• Create Jobs By Investing In Affordable Clean Energy – Everybody say it loud and proud, SOLINDRA.
• Put Returning Veterans to Work Using Skills Developed in the Military – Already taken care of. No federal mandate required

In the spirit of generosity and taking Mr. Obama’s lead we’ve created our own Presidential To Do List and our just tickled pink to share with our Campaigner-in-Chief here. Don’t rightly know if he’ll ever see it but hope springs eternal:

• Write letter of resignation effective immediately
• Openly declare allegiance to Socialist party
• Quit golf, no self-respecting Marxist/Communist would ever take up the game
• Stop spending other people’s money
• Schedule moving vans for January 2013
• Schedule ear reduction surgery
• Accuse Mitt Romney of being Anti-Christ
• Blame W for every calamity of the 21st century
• Plan exile to Havana, Moscow or Caracas
• Hit his knees, or prayer mat, and beg the American people for forgiveness
• Start to blame W for defeat in November
• Write VP Biden thank you note for making him look like a bona fide genius

Another empty gesture from Mr. Obama that’s about as useful as a warm bucket of spit. Let’s hope he takes our advice and has those moving vans lined up in the driveway next January.

I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W Garikes