Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week Fifteen – You Plant a Tater, You Get a Tater

“Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get”.
Mark Twain

Someone who hires a known thief shouldn’t be surprised when the new employee robs them blind at the first opportune moment. When a woman weds a philandering scoundrel with a roaming eye is anyone really shocked when he runs off with the new gal who just started working down at the diner. Along that same line of thinking, it’s almost a certainty that eating spicy food will give you heartburn and drinking too much tequila tends to make ones’ clothes fall right off.

So, anyone who can grasp the concept of cause and effect as demonstrated by the examples above, shouldn’t be surprised, angry, disappointed, hot, bothered or bewildered when “We the People” elect to the highest office in the land an extreme left wing liberal with strong socialist tendencies and he actually has the audacity to advocate and propose extreme left wing liberal socialist policies.

The first day of week 15 of the “Yes We Can Do An Air Force One Fly Over of New York City With a Fighter Plane Escort and Send Innocent, Justifiably Terrified Citizens Scrambling into the Streets In Fear for Their Lives at a Cost of Over $300 Grand to the Taxpayer With Impunity” crowd marked their 100th day of the Obama Presidency with every minute of every hour planned, scripted and tele-prompted to the finest of frog hairs while publicly claiming the day was nothing more than a “Hallmark Holiday”. Arrogantly flaunting the true hallmarks of this Presidency - hypocrisy, deceit and a willingness with far too much ease and frequency to bend the truth - the “Change We Can Believe In Including Nationalizing All the Banks, Auto Companies and Energy Industry” gang continued the campaign blaming W for all their woes while taking credit for slowly but surely turning the ship of state back in the right (actually left) direction during their first 100 days in office.

Predictably, liberal left wing pinheaded pundits, media elites and politicians showered the president with praise and platitudes while conservatives expressed tempered but still mostly negative views of his performance during the first 100 days. “Thoughts of Obama from Bama” has been surprised by the seemingly high level of support the President has maintained from the folks, at least according to most of the polls, during his first 100 days while our greatest concern has been the Administration’s retreat from the Global War on Terrorism and the dismantling of some of our most effective anti-terrorist programs and initiatives.

What wasn’t expected was the number of conservative politicians, commentators, and pundits that expressed such shock and dismay about how far left the President is actually trying to steer the ship of state. They act, and in many cases the operative word is act, as if the President’s left wing socialist tendencies materialized out of thin air after his election. With a few exceptions, predictions of a pragmatic, deliberate, and moderate Obama Presidency that would govern from the center dominated the conversation in the conservative media.

What these expectations are based on is far beyond “Thoughts of Obama from Bama’s” comprehension. Quite to the contrary, from our point of view, Mr. Obama has been a Blame America First; left wing; radical; apologist; France admiring; Castro loving; Communist; Socialist in training his entire life. As we have pointed out before he is also a Yankee lawyer married to another Yankee lawyer and with the exception of being a French politician or the current Speaker of the House, that’s about as low as it gets.

As a reminder of Mr. Obama’s socialist roots and radical left wing liberal core values a brief review of his personal communist manifesto, I mean biography , may be in order:

• Born – 1961, Hawaii. His origin of birth is disputed by some who also claim his ineligibility for the presidency for not being an American citizen. (Best be careful with this one, the words “President Biden, will you please sit down and shut up” will get old in a hurry
• Mother, Ann Dunham, described by Mr. Obama as a free spirit, a euphemism for a hippie with no job or solid prospects. After his Father left/deserted the family and headed for Harvard, little Barack and free bird mom spent 6 years in a Hawaiian commune run by Cuban Revolutionaries
• Mother remarries, new father moves the family to Jakarta where little Barack, now nicknamed Fidel, enrolls in Jungle Survival School and excels in Guerilla Warfare Tactics
• Mother and son return to Hawaii and young Fidel/Barack raised by maternal grandparents. Mom’s whereabouts unknown
• Attended Hawaii’s’ most elite prep school, joins a Marxist Youth League and falls into notorious Polynesian underground drug culture
• Columbia undergraduate school in New York, dives deep into NY’s drug and crime culture and does summer internships in Moscow, Beijing, and Havana
• Takes a job in Chicago and works as a Community Organizer for a group affiliated with the criminal and Socialist ACORN
• Attends Harvard Law, officially joins the Communist Party, spends summer vacations recruiting for Communist Youth League in France, San Francisco (Where he reported directly to up a coming star of the communist party, Nancy Pelosi) and Nicaragua
• Returns to Chicago, teaches Muslim/ Sharia Law Classes at the University of Chicago School of Law
• Marries fellow Harvard Law grad and radical left wing extremist, Michelle
• Joins corrupt Chicago Democrat political machine and develops close friendships and associations with Mayor Daley, future felon Tony Resko, future disgraced Illinois Governor Blago, and domestic terrorist, weather underground assassin, fellow communist and political soul mate Bill Ayers
• Joins the Trinity United Church of Christ and starts a 20 year discipleship with the American hating, racist, bigot Reverend Jeremiah Wright
• Runs successfully as a Socialist, I mean Democrat, for the state senate and accumulates the most liberal voting record in the history of known government entities
• Runs successfully for the US Senate as a Communist, I mean Democrat, and proceeds to achieve the most liberal voting record in this august body surpassing liberal icons including the likes of Barbara Boxer, Chucky Schumer, Harry Reed, Ted Kennedy, and even Arlen Specter.
  
  Even when omitting all the fiction included in the bio above, one is hard pressed to find any evidence to support the notion that President Obama would ever govern from a position of moderation, the center and/or in a bipartisan fashion. Conservatives or any other fellow citizens for that matter still holding out hope, for what could only be described as a miraculous conversion if it were to happen, best plan on dealing with a lot of disappointment for the next 4 years.
  
  “You Plant a Tater, You Get a Tater”. You elect a Socialist, you get a Socialist. It just doesn’t get any simpler than that.
  
  I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”
• Ron W. Garikes