Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 33: Propagandist-in-Chief

“The advance planning and sense stimuli employed to capture a $10 million cigarette or soap market are nothing compared to the brainwashing and propaganda blitzes used to ensure control of the largest cash market in the world: the Executive Branch of the United States Government”

Phyllis Schlafly, Conservative Activist

In America, the Home of the Brave, Land of the Free and one of the most highly educated citizenries in the history of the world , a national Presidential address to students on the first day of school should by all accounts receive enthusiastic wide spread support. The fact that such a speech delivered on the last day of Week 33 of the Socialist Obama Regime has caused such a major ruckus is a sad, troubling, and revealing commentary about the current occupant of the Oval Office.

In spite of vociferous whines of protest about unfounded and partisan attacks questioning the President’s motives from the White House and boneheaded leftist media elite, there are valid objections to our Propagandist-in-Chief addressing our impressionable youngins directly in a national broadcast. A few worth mentioning include:

1. He’s a Socialist.
2. He’s a Socialist heading toward full blown Communism faster than a runaway train.
3. He runs with a radical Socialist/Communist crowd
4. He’s a Pathological Narcissist
5. He’s one of the most gifted Propagandist since the likes of Tokyo Rose, Goebbels, and the leftwing liberal head case Michael “ Krispey Cream” Moore 6. He is viewed by many as a Messianic visionary and isn’t shy about promoting this image
7. He’s a true believer hell bent on imposing his “noble” beliefs on the unwashed masses
8. The speech comes on the heels of the White House website encouraging folks to rat on the fellow citizens when they see “Fishy” comments about Obamacare
9. It’s been confirmed the White House is collecting an email/database of any opposed to his dreams of a Marxist Utopia – an enemies list
10. He’s already taken over the US Auto and Financial industries and has a strong toehold on Energy and Healthcare
11. He’s got little Billy Bob and Betty Lou Thelma Lynn lined up as his next victims
12. Did we mention he’s a Socialist?

Further cause for concern was the White House and Department of Education’s unprecedented issuance of a “Study Guide” designed to “compliment” the President’s remarks. Distributed after the press release announcing the speech, this document is chock full of so much unadulterated praise and pro Obama propaganda it was immediately retracted with the lame excuse from the Obamanites ” We chose our words poorly”.

Following are several excerpts fabricated by the Obama Propaganda machine from the so called companion “Study Guide”:

· Students in grades 1-6 for example, are encouraged to "write letters to themselves about what they can do to help the president”.
· Teachers are also given guidance to tell students to "build background knowledge about the president of the United States by reading books about presidents and Barack Obama."
· For grades 7-12 the Department of Education suggests teachers prepare by excerpting quotes from Obama's speeches on education for their students to contemplate
· Is President Obama inspiring you to do anything? Is he challenging you to do anything?
· Write about goals and the steps to achieve them in a variety of genres such as poems, songs, or personal essays.

Thoughts of Obama from Bama has obtained a top secret copy of the original draft of the “Study Guide” from high placed sources in the Department of Education revealing even more flagrant and outrageous examples of Obama’s nefarious propaganda strategy:

Several Examples of Multiple Choice Questions -

· Which one of the following 3 war criminals is most deserving of a public stoning? A. W B. VP Cheney C. John McCain D. All of the above – (D)
· Who caused the worst recession in the history of the civilized world? A. W B. W C. W D. All of the above – (D)
· Who inherited the worst recession in the history of the civilized world? A. President Obama B. President Obama C. President Obama D. All of the above – (D)
· Who are the world’s greatest historical political leaders? A. Karl Marx, B. Vladimir Lenin C. Joseph Stalin D. Mao Zedong E. Winston Churchill F. All of the above with the exception of E – (F)
· Who are the world’s greatest current political leaders? A. Barack H. Obama B. Fidel Castro C. Hugo Chavez D. Vladimir Putin E. All of the above – (E)
· Who's your daddy, who's your baby, Who's your buddy, who's your man

The same high placed sources in the Department of Education confirmed several copies of this top secret version of the “Study/Propaganda Guide” were distributed to school districts in liberal bastions including San Francisco, the District of Columbia, Boston and Barney “Freddie in your Fanny Mac” Franks’ back yard.

With the propaganda genie out of the bottle the White House speech writers/propaganda merchants were forced to fall back to Plan B and bring in Mr. Subliminal, Kevin Nealon of SNL fame, in a last ditch effort to brainwash America’s youth during the President’s National address. Nealson conducted a crash course on subliminal communications for our Propagandist-in-Chief and the White House wordsmiths drafted a seemingly harmless, innocuous Presidential chat with our nation’s youth that not even the most fervent of patriotic conservatives, Tea Party attending, proud gun owners, and NASCAR fans could ever object too.

In our relentless efforts to keep you informed, Thoughts of Obama from Bama has acquired a copy of the revised speech with the embedded subliminal messages only recognizable to the unconscious mind. Our unsuspecting youth will never know what hit them. Following are excerpts from this unforgivable attack on the future of America. The subliminal messages are denoted in purple:

Prepared Remarks of President Barack Obama Back to School
Arlington, Virginia September 8, 2009

“So I know some of you are still adjusting to being back at school. But I’m here today because I have something important to discuss with you. I’m here because I want to talk with you about your education and what’s expected of all of you in this new school year”. Worship at the altar of Obama and memorize the Communist Manifesto.

“And that’s what I want to focus on today: the responsibility each of you has for your education. I want to start with the responsibility you have to yourself”. Worship at the altar of Obama and learn Russian

“Every single one of you has something you’re good at. Every single one of you has something to offer. And you have a responsibility to yourself to discover what that is. That’s the opportunity an education can provide”. Worship at the altar of Obama, Learn Domestic Terrorism tactics, and Socialist Revolutionary Strategies

“Maybe you could be a good writer – maybe even good enough to write a book or articles in a newspaper” Worship at the altar of Obama, attend Communist Propaganda School and become an Obama speech writer – “but you might not know it until you write a paper for your English class. Maybe you could be a mayor or a Senator or a Supreme Court Justice, but you might not know that until you join student government or the debate team”. Worship at the altar of Obama, become a tax cheat, Socialist, a pathological liar and join the Obama Administration

“What you’re learning in school today will determine whether we as a nation can meet our greatest challenges in the future”. Converting to a Communist Nanny State and worshiping at the altar of Obama

“You’ll need the insights and critical thinking skills you gain in history and social studies to fight poverty and homelessness, crime and discrimination, and make our nation more fair and more free”. Worship at the altar of Obama, become a Community Organizer and join the criminal, Socialist thugs at ACORN

“I get it. I know what that’s like. There were times when I missed having a father in my life. There were times when I was lonely and felt like I didn’t fit in”. Worship at the altar of Obama, victim card! victim card! victim card!

“So I wasn’t always as focused as I should have been. I did some things I’m not proud of, and got in more trouble than I should have”. I was stoned and strung out on crack for most of my high school and college years and highly recommend it man. Turn on, tune in, drop out and Worship at the altar of Obama “’And my life could have easily taken a turn for the worse’.

“Don’t be afraid to ask questions. Don’t be afraid to ask for help when you need it. I do that every day”. Especially to my 40 plus illegal, unconstitutional, mostly Socialist/Communist so called Czars and Worship at the altar of Obama. “Asking for help isn’t a sign of weakness, it’s a sign of strength”.

“And even when you’re struggling, even when you’re discouraged, and you feel like other people have given up on you – don’t ever give up on yourself”. Because yours truly, the malevolent Obama, and your comrades in the Communist/Socialist Parties will never give up on you and Worship at the altar of Obama “When you give up on yourself, you give up on your country”.

“I’m working hard to fix up your classrooms and get you the books, equipment and computers you need to learn”. And all the Socialist/Communist Propaganda we can get our hands on, Worship at the altar of Obama “But you’ve got to do your part too”. Join the Obama Youth Movement; Socialist Party; Communist Party; and attend Revolutionary Guerilla Warfare School and Worship at the altar of Obama

“So I expect you to get serious this year. I expect you to put your best effort into everything you do. I expect great things from each of you”. So don’t let us down my young comrades, Worship at the altar of Obama – “don’t let your family or your country or yourself down. Make us all proud. I know you can do it”.

“Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America”. Allah the Great, Allah the Benevolent, Worship at the altar of Obama

If you see gangs of Obama Youth stoned on crack hitting the streets chanting “2, 4, 6, 8, We want to live in a Socialist Nanny State” you’ll know the Obama propagandist accomplished their insidious mission to corrupt the youth of America. Thoughts of Obama from Bama also has it on good authority when the audio of the speech is played backwards the following message is heard – “I love Castro, W is the Devil, W is the Devil, Hail Obama! Hail Obama!” The Thought Police in the West Wing will obviously stop at nothing to poison the hearts and minds of our children.

Instead of a Presidential speech or address from any politician Thoughts of Obama from Bama believes our nation’s youth would be much better served by participating in one of the following activities on the first day back at school:

1. Watch the 9/11 news accounts of the unprovoked and barbaric attacks on our Country by cowardly Islamic Jihadist terrorist. Actually, a monthly viewing of the carnage of that day should probably be a mandatory activity for all public schools.

2. A public reading of the Declaration of Independence. Truly one of the most insightful and important political documents ever written.

3. A public reading of Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address. A brilliant, profound, thoughtful tribute to those who made the ultimate sacrifice in the War for Southern Independence

4. Watch the movie “Private Ryan”. A realistic depiction of the brutality of war and the character and spirit of the American soldier who saved the world from oppression and tyranny.

5. Watch the classic Coach Paul Bear Bryant South Central Bell commercial that captures the true essence of family values in a 30 second TV add – “Have you called your Momma today? I sure wish I could call mine”.

6. Watch the greatest high school, teen, skip school movie of all time, Ferris Bueller. Best rendition of “Twist and Shout” and profound philosophical pearls of wisdom from Ferris and his cohorts. “Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me. Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people".

Week 33 of our Propaganda-in-Chief’s Administration marked a new low in this crowd’s efforts to brainwash our nation’s youth. Best grab Granny and the kids, stay vigilant, and let this bunch know, in no uncertain terms, to keep their grubby little Socialist do-gooder hands off of our kids.

Week 33 also marked the opening day for college football, more importantly SEC football, and most importantly Alabama football.

Alabama 34 – Virginia Tech 24, Roll Tide, Roll Tide, Roll on Mighty Tide!

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes