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Week Thirty – Two: “The Senator Edward M. (Uncle Teddy) Kennedy Memorial; I’m Wealthy Enough to Buy Off the Authorities and Family of the Girl I Murdered in Chappaquiddick So I Obviously Have the Means That Give Me and the Entire Kennedy Clan Immediate Access to the Highest Quality Healthcare and Best Doctors in the World; Unabashedly, Openly, and Without Shame Going For the Sympathy Vote; Screw the Really Old, Young, Sick, Poor, and Disabled; Paid for by the Middle Class; Healthcare/Health Insurance Reform Bill”

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“Fool Me Once, Shame on Me Fool Me Twice, Shame on You” Old Chinese Proverb

Or as infamously butchered by W,

Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”

Week 32 of the of the “Yes We Can and Will Shamelessly Exploit the Death of the Lion of the Senate to Mislead We the People About Our Utopian Socialist Plans for the US Healthcare System” crowd was surprisingly eventful for late August. With the President enjoying his $35 thousand dollar a week vacation rental in the liberal elite fantasy land, Martha’s Vineyard, and the Congress taking their “well deserved” summer vacation, the White House propaganda machine kept churning along advocating their old, and a few new, pacifist, Marxist policy initiatives.

As a sidebar - just imagine if W had indulged in such an expensive holiday at one of the most exclusive travel destinations in the Country during his Presidency. The leftwing media boneheads would have “wee, wee’d up”, to borrow a phrase from our Harvard Scholar-in Chief, all over themselves (President Obama actually used this phrase, verbatim, while addressing the Democrat National Committee when referring to pundits critical of his Healthcare debacle) just in case you missed it.

The news anchors head’s would have exploded on national TV at all the networks and cable stations, with the exception of FOX, as they reported on the heartless, inconsiderate W enjoying a luxurious getaway as the masses suffered through the worst economic downturn since the Fall of Rome. They actually did go ballistic, claiming he was neglecting the War on Terror, when he took time off for a round of golf or some R&R at his ranch in Crawford. Nothing like a free and unbiased press looking out for our best interest to make one sleep like a fat baby at night.

Anyway, we digress, back to Week 32 highlights of the “Change We Can Believe In Like Retreating from The War on Terror Faster Than a Scolded Dog Running Back Home to Moma” bunch and their comrades in Congress:

1. The 1 Trillion Dollar plus Stimulus/Obama Supporters Payback Bill continues to push the ailing economy inherited from W into hyper-overdrive. According to the White House Spin Machine double digit unemployment, record deficits and continued negative growth are nothing but small speed-bumps on the road to recovery.

No comment so far from the Administration on the 10,000 stimulus checks issued to dead folk and 4,000 to currently incarcerated convicts. Thoughts of Obama from Bama has it on good authority the 10,000 stiffs receiving checks are the same 10,000 recently deceased who voted for Obama in Ohio in the 2008 election giving him the win in this crucial swing state.

2. Word leaked out about three more self proclaimed, unabashed, admitting openly and without shame Communist recently appointed Obama Czars:
Green Jobs Czar – Van Jones, former head of the leftwing, radical, communist leaning Community Organization Group the Ella Baker Center in California, proclaimed as recently as last April these pearls of wisdom about the environment: “We're really entering a third wave of environmentalism in the United States. The white polluters and the white environmentalists are essentially steering poison into the people of color communities.” Just what we need - another paranoid, racist, Communist working in the West Wing. Diversity Czar – Mark Lloyd, who in 2008, participating in a conference on media reform, railed on about what a wonderful leader Venezuela's Hugo Chavez was describing his illegal and brutal government takeover as an "incredible revolution, a democratic revolution." Said to also be a huge Stalin; Castro; Mao; Hanoi Jane; and Streisand fan.

Regulatory Czar- Cass Sunstien, a card carrying member of PETA head case who advocates granting animals standing to bring lawsuits, Also an avid golfer who is frequently joined by Mr. Ed, Flipper, and one of the Truck Monkeys for 18 holes.

3. Wild eyed Islamic Jihadist terrorist from Tehran to Tripoli are “all wee, wee’d up”, quoting our Interrogator-in-Chief again, about the White Houses’ decision to take direct operational control of interrogations of high value detainees – known as cowardly, camel crotch sniffing, scumbag terrorist to the rest of us.

The thought of pacifist White House Ivy League law grads and pointy headed academics politely asking questions as prescribed in the Army Field Manuel has terrorist leaders worldwide hitting those prayer rugs in earnest asking Allah for deliverance. Rumor has it the new policy has already achieved positive results. Upon hearing the news one Al Qaeda chieftain laughed so hard and long he stroked out, died on the spot, face down in his bowl of goat eyes delight.

4. Following directives for “Over Throwing a Sitting Government From Within” as described in the Communist Manifesto and Socialist Revolutionary Handbook the Obama White House is making an all out effort to criminalize the policies of their predecessor, W. Attorney General Holder’s recent appointment of a Special Prosecutor to investigate the Advanced Interrogation Techniques used by the CIA with W’s approval is the latest move on this front.

Vice President Cheney blasted this decision over the weekend accusing the Administration of playing politics with national security and for establishing a dangerous precedent. He further stated their approach is silly and that the he seriously doubts the President understands the issues or has the ability to protect the nation. The White House responded by calling Cheney Darth Vader, Dr. Evil, Mr. Nasty, and Chuckles. Wonder what Harvard law grad, pinheaded, White House Spin Doctor came up with this clever retort.

5. Town halls and vocal mainstream opposition to the President’s proposed Socialist Healthcare Reform continued to dominate the national discourse. Seemingly well informed, well educated and well armed with multiple cans of “whip ass” fellow citizens are showing up in mass to express their opposition to ObamaCare in person to their elected officials. Sadly, most of these legitimate and valid concerns are falling on deaf ears.

Leftwing; big Government; liberal elite; closet Communist; public Socialist; bleeding heart; radical; Obama faithful; Congressional Democrats; and seriously misguided and deranged Republicans (Olympia Snowe, Susan Collins and Chuck Grassley for starters) have every intention of shoving Socialized Medicine down our collective throats come Hell or high-water. Diane Watson’s, California’s Representative from the 33rd District, comments at her Town hall meeting this week are representative of the boneheaded views held by many advocating National Healthcare. She kicked the meeting off by accusing any opposed to Socialized Medicine as not being capable of supporting a President the same color as her. A strong play of the race card along with a subtle hint of victimization.

She then, just standing right up there on the stage like she had good sense, raved on about the world class Health System in Cuba and her great admiration for Presedente Castro. Who, according to Representative Watson, was recruited by one of her other Communist heroes, Che Guevara, to govern post Revolutionary Cuba. Thoughts of Obama from Bama pity’s the folks residing in California’s 33rd District. Ms Watson is wrong on the issues, wrong on the ideology, wrong on her historical facts regarding Cuba’s Revolution and an embarrassment to the US Congress and her constituents with her racist, Socialist viewpoints.

Of course the headliner of week 32 was the passing; mourning; memorializing; shameless exploitation; and martyrdom of Senator Edward M. Kennedy. An icon of radical leftwing extremist and the poster child for bleeding heart liberalism.

Like many people of great wealth, power and fame his life is a study in contradiction. The beloved patriarch of the modern day Kennedy clan affectionately referred to as Dad and/or Uncle Teddy. At the same time, a hard drinking, philandering, skirt chaser who pushed that envelope way too often and entirely too far. Leaving Mary Jo Kopechne to die in his submerged car that he drove off a bridge after a long night of drinking on Chappaquiddick Island back in 1969 cost Ms. Kopechne her life and Teddy Kennedy the US Presidency.

The Obama Administration’s maxim to never miss the opportunity to take advantage of a crisis seems to also be applicable for recently departed Senior Senators from the great state of Massachusetts. In a shameless attempt to revive the President’s rapidly self destructing grandiose dreams of Universal Healthcare the White House put out the word to elevate Senator Kennedy from a lifelong legislative champion to Martyred Patron Saint status in the holy cause of Healthcare Reform.

Even while the body was still warm several members of the Kennedy family, congressional colleagues, and from behind the scenes the Obama White House summoned all the faithful to rally around Socialized Medicine in the name of their fallen champion. Senate Majority Leader and soon to be the former Senator from the great state Nevada, Harry Reid, proclaimed Kennedy’s death will inspire the Congress to meet its moral obligation and pass Reform immediately. Senator Dick Durbin from Illinois, Representative Ed Markey from Kennedy’s home state and several others have called for naming the final Bill in memory of the late “Liberal Lion of the Senate”.

The most pathetic and shameless expressions of support for Obama/Kennedy style Government controlled Healthcare were delivered by family members at the various Memorial Services during the week. Most egregious of these were the remarks of 10 year old Kennedy Grandson, Max Allen.

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Young Mr. Allen called for "Quality Healthcare for Every American" at the funeral with solicited audience response of "Lord, Hear our Prayers". This blatant, shameless exploitation of the Senator’s death and his obviously grief stricken 10 year old Grandson is low even for the political hacks running the Obama Administration.

Thoughts of Obama from Bama sincerely hopes the “Edward M Kennedy …; ..; …; Socialized; Universal; Single Payer, Healthcare Reform Bill” quickly crashes, burns and goes down in flames. We do, however, promise in our efforts to achieve this goal not to shamelessly exploit any recently deceased Senators or 10 year boys.

Speaking of which – a warning to young Master Allen might be in order. After the success of your “Quality Healthcare for Every American” speech don’t be surprised when the President taps you as his next Healthcare Reform Czar so he can take full advantage of your Uncles’ death and you’re telegenic youth, innocence and grief. The only caveat, all Obama Czars are required to sign an oath of allegiance to the President and either the Communist, Socialist or Fascist Party.

On this one we strongly suggest you follow your Uncle Arnold’s lead and tell the boys "Hasta la vista, baby!",” "I’ll be back" with my Uncle Arnold and his good friend Vice President Cheney to kick your sorry Commie / Socialist /Faciest arses back to the Obama White House; San Francisco; Moscow; Peking; and/or Havana so you can indulge yourself in the best of state sponsored Socialized Medicine until you’re premature death from an infected big toe nail”.

The enlightened, great humanitarian, Cuban physicians concluded you were too white; too fat; drank way too much Rum and Coke; smoked too many cigars; and scored way too low on their “Value of Life Sliding Scale” to even consider for medical treatment.

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"Hasta la vista, baby!"

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes