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Week 44: Thanksgiving - United Workers of the New World Great Communal Feast

“Pass the cornbread, Pass the meat, Good God, Let’s eat!"

On the last day of week 44 of our Historical Revisionist-in-Chief’s “transformational” Presidency the White House hosted the Indian Prime Minister, Manmohan Singh, for a State visit. During remarks at a joint Press Conference following their high-level discussions, where PM Singh brow beat our Deficit Buster-in-Chief for irresponsible runaway spending and fell of his matt from laughing so hard when the subject of climate control came up, President Obama commented how appropriate it was for us Americans to break bread again this week in Thanksgiving with our Indian brothers.

An obvious misstatement, Press Secretary Robert “I know nothing, hear nothing, see nothing” Gibbs, rushed to the Great Communicator’s side frantically whispering in his ear Native American Indians, sir, not our South Asian ally; world’s 2cd largest democratic nation; cobras; tigers; “Slum Dog Millionaire”. Meanwhile the President’s 24/7 companion, his beloved tele-prompter, was about to blow a main circuit flashing in big red letters “Native American, Native American, Slum Dog, Slum Dog”.

Undeterred, our Community Organizer Pilgrim-in-Chief continued stating that it really don’t make no never mind if it was Native Americans or our new Asian friends because the whole Thanksgiving Pilgrim and Indian legend is nothing but one big fairytale anyway. According to our Pass the Pumpkin Pie-in-Chief the First Thanksgiving myth was fabricated by evil, greedy, criminal CEO’s at Butterball Turkey; Big Oil – “to Grandmother’s house we go”; Galo; and of course, W.

Not one to shy away from creating and perpetuating revisionist history, for example:

· 9/11 – President Obama and his NEA comrades, including Presidential soul mate Bill Ayers, are advocating any teaching about 9/11should omit any mention of Muslim, Islamic Jihadist being responsible for the attack.
· The belief that those who approved and implemented the use of the A bombs against Japan are war criminals. Our Nobel Peace Prize Winner-in-Chief along with all his pacifist comrades in Stockholm always conveniently seem to forget to mention the millions of both American and Japanese that were saved because we did use the bomb.
· The complete fabrication of candidate Obama – he has the experience; he’s not a liberal let alone a Socialist; a bipartisan consensus builder; hardly even knew Ayers, Wright, or Blago; Truly revisionist history at it’s very best, or worst, depending on your perspective.

Also experts at rebranding, repackaging and/or renaming an issue to achieve their propaganda objectives the Change Gang has flagrantly disregarded reality in their ongoing efforts to deceive and mislead the public. A few examples of these deceitful practices include:

· War on Terrorism – Overseas Contingency Plan. Domestic – Man Made Disaster. Don’t know about y’all, but the massacre at Fort Hood seemed one hell of a lot more like a cowardly Islamic Jihadist terrorist attack than any so called Man Made Disaster.
· Socialized Medicine – Health Reform; Healthcare Reform; Health Insurance Reform. The Yes We Can bunch needed a villain to divert attention from their true objective, Universal, Government controlled, single payer, Socialized Medicine, and the Health Insurance industry is the ideal scapegoat.
· Swine Flu- Really not sure why they changed the name to H1N1. Reckon the Administration was concerned the public might be frightened by the image of 1,000’s of marauding pigs raping and pillaging their way across the country.

Back to the Presidential Press Conference with Indian PM Singh, our Socialist-in-Chief elaborated further about the first Thanksgiving stating our national holiday that allegedly stems from the feast held in the autumn of 1621 by the Pilgrims and the Wampanoag Indians to celebrate the colony's first successful harvest is a total fabrication. The actual event, according to Mr. Obama, was a gathering of working class Pilgrims and Indians to organize the Country’s first labor union.

Led by an Indian Community Organizer, Hit in Head by One too Many Acorns, the group vowed to stop the exploitation of the working class and to fight for higher wages; better working conditions; fewer public floggings; and a serious cutback on burnings at the stake. The President went on to say that in light of this historic revelation the Holiday once known as Thanksgiving would henceforth be called the:

“United Workers of the New World Great Communal Feast”

When asked by the press how he planned to celebrate the new holiday the President replied he hopes for a traditional gathering with family, friends, food, drink and plenty of time between courses for a smoke break. He also announced plans to continue a family tradition of kicking things off with a public reading of Marx’s Communist Manifesto, followed by a hysterical 30 minute hate America diatribe by Reverend Jeremiah Wright and wrapping the evening up by going around the table and everyone sharing what they’re most thankful for this year.

All of the dinner guest’s comments of thanks were submitted in advance and in writing for prior approval from the White House Propaganda Czar. Thoughts of Obama from Bama has obtained a confidential copy and we are pleased to include these remarks in this article:

· Vice President Uncle Joe Biden – Most thankful for California Senator Barbara Boxer. The only politician in America that makes more absolutely absurd; silly; ludicrous; inexplicable; and irrational comments than ole Joe hisself.
· Secretary of State Hillary Clinton - Most thankful for her success in avoiding enemy sniper fire as she travels the globe as our chief diplomat. She is also most grateful for her seemingly endless supply of butt ugly pants suits.
· Former President Bill Clinton – Most thankful the wife is our chief diplomat and is gone 80% traveling the globe dodging enemy sniper fire.
· White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel – Most thankful the next Presidential election isn’t until 2012. Believes there is still time to create a crisis of biblical proportions, blame W, and salvage the unmitigated devastation of the Obama Presidency.
· Secretary of the Treasury Tim Geithner – Most thankful the President kept him from going to prison for tax evasion.
· Barney “Freddie in the Fannie Mac” Frank – Most thankful this shindig will be over in time for him to get home for his annual “Come as Your Favorite Gay Nekkid Pilgrim Party”.
· Presidential Czars, exact number of these individuals is a State secret – Most thankful they got a pass on the Senate confirmation process where they all would have surly been exposed for the tax cheats; terrorist sympathizers; eco-nazis; boneheaded Marxist/Socialist they truly are.
· First Lady Michelle Obama – Most thankful for the opportunity to empathize with all the common folk, the working class people, when she’s not gallivanting about in Air Force One to Martha’s Vineyard or on a date with Barack in New York City.
· President Barack Husain Obama – Most thankful for an adoring and hyper partisan press who, at least up till now, refuses to out him for his ultra liberal; leftwing; secular progressive; terrorist appeasing; Marxist/Socialist; chain smoking beliefs and actions.

Thoughts of Obama from Bama wishes everyone a joyous and safe Thanksgiving. As for the “United Workers of the New World Great Communal Feast”, knock yourself out Mr. President. We certainly hope you and Hit in Head by One too Many Acorns have a lovely holiday weekend.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Week 11 – Alabama 45: UTC 0
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Week 43: United States vs. Khalid Sheikh Mohammad; Waleed bin Attash; Ramzi Binalshibh; Mustafa Ahmad al-Hawsawi; Ali Abd al-Aziz Ali; George W Bush; Richard B Cheney; The Entire Bush Administration; Joint Chiefs of Staff; CIA; Laura, Jenna, Barbara; and Barney and Spot the former First Pooches

“We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity.” Will Rogers

On Friday of the 43rd week of our 44th President’s Administration Senior Obama political hack and US Attorney General, Eric Holder, made a remarkable but predictable announcement on behalf of our Bower to Foreign Monarchs-in-Chief. To the utter delight of the ACLU; the blame America first crowd; Usama Bin Laden; the liberal media elite; and boneheaded so called progressives in Congress and absolute outrage of 90% plus of the family members of 9/11 victims; New York City first responders; 2/3rds of We the People; and any fellow citizen with half a brain and a lick of sense our Nation’s AG proclaimed openly and without shame that the 5 principal conspirators responsible for the cowardly terrorist attacks on 9/11 would be tried as common criminals in a US Federal Courthouse in downtown Manhattan.

Holding court for these 5 self proclaimed enemy combatants Islamic Jihadist, so called Holy Warriors, in our civil Criminal Justice system grants these murderous barbarians the same rights and protections usually reserved for us taxpayers. Giving fanatic Islamic religious zealots who committed the most deadly act of war on American soil since Pearl Harbor the same legal standing as some lowlife who knocked off the corner liquor store or a no count white trash yahoo that stole his neighbors goat is not only stupid but absolutely absurd.

We can say a lot of things about the “Yes we can break the national bank, keep our real agenda hidden, and keep the folks in the dark as long as we damn well please” gang including they’re:

1. Arrogant – They know best, just ask them
2. Elitist – As the day is long
3. Liars- Only when their lips are moving
4. Political hacks – No doubt about it
5. Secular progressives – As God as our witness
6. Liberal leftwing extremist – Got that right
7. Endless campaigners – 2,4,6,8, We want a Socialist Nanny State
8. Socialist – Unabashed true believers
9. Communist – If not yet listing badly in that direction
10. Stupid – Not a chance, and that’s what makes this bunch so dangerous and this seemingly boneheaded decision so disconcerting.

One would think bringing these cowardly fanatics to justice would be the President’s and AG Holder’s first priority. Sadly, SOP for this group is to divert and deceive, while they push a hidden agenda that usually can’t pass the “the Sunshine Test” when exposed to the public.

AG/Political hack Holder’s justification for the decision to hold these trials in Federal Court as opposed to a Military Commission includes his opinion that the 9/11 attack was both a crime and an act of war. Secondly, he stated without any hint of a smile, the chances for a successful prosecution/conviction are much greater in Federal Court.

With all due respect to Senior Political hack Holder – that dog just won’t hunt; we may have been born at night, but it wasn’t last night; and that’s the biggest load of camel dung we’ve heard since the President’s last speech on Socialized Medicine.

As for 9/11 being a crime a quick review of the history of American jurist prudence reveals not even one previous offense that could be considered comparable in magnitude, loss of life, destruction, or financial devastation. Serial killers and mass murderers Gary Ridgway; The Green River Killer, Albert Fish; and Coral Eugene Watts don’t even come within shouting distance. All 3 thought to have killed around 100 folks are a far cry from the 3,000 massacred on 9/11.

The 5 defendants terrorist credentials and participation in a paramilitary groups the likes of al Qaeda don’t exactly seem to have a lot in common with the carjackers, drug dealers and gang bangers currently clogging up our criminal justice system either. Following is a brief description of their charges and terrorist activities as compiled by Fox News:

· Khalid Sheikh Mohammad admitted to interrogators that he thought up the attacks -- he allegedly proposed the concept to Usama bin Laden as early as 1996, obtained funding for the attacks from bin Laden, oversaw the operation and trained the hijackers in Afghanistan and Pakistan.
· Bin Attash, a Yemeni, allegedly ran an Al Qaeda training camp in Logar, Afghanistan, where two of the 19 hijackers were trained. Bin Attash is believed to have been bin Laden's bodyguard. Authorities say bin Laden selected him as a hijacker, but he was prevented from participating when he was briefly detained in Yemen in early 2001.
· Binalshibh, a Yemeni, allegedly helped find flight schools for the hijackers, helped them enter the United States and assisted with financing the operation. He allegedly was selected to be a hijacker and made a "martyr video" in preparation for the operation, but was unable to get a U.S. visa. He also is believed to be a lead operative for a foiled plot to crash aircraft into London's Heathrow Airport.
· Ali allegedly helped nine of the hijackers travel to the United States and sent them $120,000 for expenses and flight training. He is believed to have served as a key lieutenant to Mohammed in Pakistan. He was born in Pakistan and raised in Kuwait.
· Mustafa Ahmad al-Hawsawi, a Saudi, allegedly helped the hijackers with money, western clothing, traveler's checks and credit cards. Al-Hawsawi testified in the trial of Zacarias Moussaoui, saying he had seen Moussaoui at an al-Qaida guesthouse in Kandahar, Afghanistan, in early 2001, but was never introduced to him or conducted operations with him

Political hack Holder’s ludicrous claim his chances for a conviction are almost guaranteed in Federal Court also demands further scrutiny. Actually, 2 letters sums up the risk of a civil trial – can anybody say OJ!!!

All it takes is 1 Islamic Jihadist sympathizer slipping through the jury selection process, a cranky activist judge having a bad year or some deft legal maneuvering by a smart ass ACLU lawyer resulting in Omar walking because of an obscure technicality. An acquittal for any of these madmen probably doesn’t mean they’ll walk, as we do have other legal means to keep Akbar and his merry band of rug makers in custody, but it will hand the enemy a victory that could have been easily averted with some badly needed Presidential leadership.

Only problem, our Terrorist Appeaser-in-Chief and his senior Political hack AG Holder, don’t give a happy by damn about KSM and his 4 terrorist cohorts. Their one and only purpose for arranging this show trial in the media capital of the world is to embarrass W and hopefully trump up some criminal charges against a few Bushys for future prosecution.

This entire charade is nothing more than another pathetic attempt by the Obama White House to criminalize the policies of the W Administration. A tactic frequently employed by corrupt Democrat Chicago politicians and third world banana republic Despots.

President Obama’s decision to conduct trials in Federal Court in New York for the 5 Islamic Jihadist enemy combatants 9/ 11 conspirators is unforgivable. His willingness to place politics ahead of national security; expose millions of New Yorkers to increased risk of terrorist attacks; and granting cowardly Muslim terrorist the same legal standing as US citizens is unprecedented and in direct conflict with the Oath of Office he swore to uphold 43 short weeks ago.

Mr. President, it’s high time for you to get over your bad case of the W Paranoid Schizophrenia; focus your full and undivided attention on prosecuting our global war on terrorism; stop the dithering over the Afghanistan policy; and put an immediate halt to granting Islamic Jihadist cowards the same legal standing as United States citizens.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Week 10 – Alabama 31: Mississippi State 3

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Week 42: "Rolling Down the Track Faster Than a Runaway Train Towards Socialism”

“I hear the train a comin'It's rolling round the bendAnd I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when,I'm stuck in Folsom prison, and time keeps draggin' onBut that train keeps a rollin' on down to San Antone..When I was just a baby my mama told me. Son,Always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns.But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him dieWhen I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry” Johnny Cash

First and foremost Thoughts of Obama from Bama extends our condolences, thoughts and prayers to the families and friends of those killed by a cowardly Islamic Jihadist terrorist last Thursday at Fort Hood, Texas. We also send our best wishes for a speedy recovery to all the wounded. Their service and sacrifice are greatly appreciated.

Freedom and liberty took a gut shot this week as the US House of Representatives approved their Socialized Medicine Reform Bill Saturday night. Not a mortal wound but certainly a crippling blow to capitalism; free enterprise; our civil liberties; and our Democratic way of life.

Voting along straight Party lines the final tally was Socialist – 220; Republicans – 215. One deaf, dumb, and blind Republican from Louisiana voted with the Socialist. Must be a LSU grad (Hey Tigers, we just beat the hell out of you. Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer…). The train wreck of the
Obama Administration and their comrades in Congress are definitely one step closer to realizing their Utopian Marxist dreams of a Socialist America and a single payer Government run Healthcare System.

Many Americans still can’t accept the fact that the current occupant of the Oval Office is a genuine Socialist. The sad truth is that even a cursory review of his writings, speeches and drug fogged school years reveals young Barack Husain Obama jumped on the Socialist train a long time ago.

Records are a tad sketchy but Thoughts of Obama from Bama has it on good authority that our future Socialist-in-Chief was indoctrinated at a very young age in not only Marxist/Socialist doctrine but also Islam. Growing up in Hawaii and Kenya our budding young Socialist was an active member of the following extremist organizations:

· Hawaiian Socialist Youth League
· Kenyan Socialist Youth League
· Future Marxist of America
· Che Guevara Fan Club
· Barbara Streisand Socialist Youth Choir
· Marx/Lenin World Domination Society
· Big Brother and Big Sister are Watching You Association
· Young Democrats
· Castro’s Socialist Cigar Officiando Club
· Children of the Chinese Revolution
· International Union of Socialist Youth
· Socialist Youth Front
· Comrades International
· Future Sheet Head Adorner’s of America Society

Those still not convinced of our Marxist/Leninist-in-Chief’s Socialist pedigree need look no further than the views expressed in his own words in two books, Dreams of My Father and The Audacity of Hope, both of which hit number 1on the Havana Times Best Sellers List and several public comments he has repeatedly made over the years. Following are a few examples:

· About his drug sub-culture days spent at Occidental College Obama wrote “There were enough of us on campus to constitute a tribe, and when it came to hanging out many of us chose to function like a tribe, staying close together, traveling in packs,” he further wrote. “It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names.” He concluded: “To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist professors and structural feminists.”
· “It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." Definetly paraphrasing Karl Marx, “Religion is the Opiate of the People” while addressing a crowd of liberal elite boneheads in San Francisco.
· “I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.” Certainly comforting to hear from our Commander-in-Chief who is suppose to be conducting 2 wars against Islamic terrorist in Iraq and Afghanistan.
· Revealing his true position on Socialized Medicine "I happen to be a proponent of a single payer universal health care plan."
· “It's not that I want to punish your success. I just want to make sure that everybody who is behind you, that they've got a chance for success too. My attitude is that if the economy's good for folks from the bottom up, it's gonna be good for everybody. I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody.” Stating his advocacy of the classic Socialist economic tenant, the Redistribution of Wealth, to Joe the Plumber.
· “Their ain’t a dimes worth of difference between a Democrat and a Socialist” · “Socialism then; Socialism now; Socialism forever”
· “Keep Socialism alive, Keep Socialism alive, Great God Almighty, Keep Socialism alive”

Granted the last three might be a bit of a yarn but Thoughts of Obama from Bama is confidant if he didn’t actually say it he was damn sure thinking it.
In addition to Socialized Medicine a review of the Socialist Party of America’s Political Platform reveals an extremely troubling commonality with the President’s; Comrades Pelosi and Reid’s; and the Democrat Party’s policy initiatives. Major Democrat supported Socialist initiatives headed straight at us like a runaway locomotive include:

· The USA Socialist Party Platform: Advocates the "right" of adequate housing for everyone – Community Organizer Obama trained ACORN workers to secure mortgages for unqualified people in sufficient numbers and with the intent to collapse the housing and financial industries.
· The USA Socialist Party Platform: Believes in open borders and six-months residency as the only requirement for U.S. citizenship - Obama marched with illegal aliens in Chicago in -support of "comprehensive" immigration reform. Pelosi encourages criminal illegal aliens to’ ignore our laws and bilk the system. A felony deserving of criminal prosecution.
· The USA Socialist Party Platform: Demands a "livable guaranteed annual income”.Obama trained ACORN members to conduct seminars on the subject in cities around the country.
· The USA Socialist Party Platform: Calls for a "steeply graduated" Progressive tax policy - Obama has promised to increase the tax burden on the” rich”. Although defining exactly who is rich isn’t based on personal income but instead Government revenue requirements.
· The USA Socialist Party Platform: Wants unions to be reorganized without a secret ballot - Obama supports Card check and believes that labor unions should be allowed to organize without a secret ballot
· The USA Socialist Party Platform: Demands we tuck and run from Iraq like a scalded dog – Obama won’t acknowledge victory and dishonors the fallen and all that have sacrificed so much

Norman Mattoon Thomas was a leading American socialist, pacifist, and six-time Presidential candidate for the Socialist Party of America in the 1930’s and 1940’s. Following are his views of America’s Socialist transformation:

· "The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of "liberalism," they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened! "He went on to say: "I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democrat Party has adopted our platform."

This Socialist train roaring down the track sure as hell ain’t bound for glory. Our Socialist Revolutionary in-Chief’s actual destination is cradle to grave Big Government control, oppression, and intrusion in every aspect of our lives. The Socialist transformation of our great nation has already secured a strong toehold and is ever so stealthy establishing a tyrannical death grip on our God given liberties and freedoms.

High time we jumped this train, change tracks and ran the President and his Congressional Comrades out of office on the nearest rail.

A Final Thought.

The first Islamic terrorist attack on American soil since 9/11 occurred last Thursday during week 42 of the Obama Presidency. Nidal Malik Hasan; an Officer in the US Army; Man of Medicine; A convert to Islam; An obviously deranged, psychotic, pathological killer (Characteristics shared by most Islamic terrorist); declared a Jihad against his own Country, fellow soldiers, and from his perspective the Great Satan; Killing 13 and wounding 29 Americans at Fort Hood in central Texas; A horrific and cowardly act murdering and maiming dozens in the name of Allah; A vicious and coldblooded act of war by an Islamic Jihadist terrorist.

Our Commander-in-Chief’s response to this terrorist attack screams out for analysis and scrutiny:

1. The President’s first public comments took place at a scheduled Press Conference following a Seminar at The Interiors Department. His opening remarks were troubling and bizarre.

Before mentioning the terrorist attack (Our words, not his) he rambled on for 2- 3 minutes just standing behind that podium smiling and waving like he had good sense. He seemed more than content to praise the success of the meeting and give shout outs to folks in the audience.

When he finally got around to the attack there was no mention of a terrorist; the first terrorist attack on the homeland since 9/11; or the Islamist Jihadist responsible.

He did extend his condolences and warned the rest of us not to jump to any conclusions. Translation – when we all find out the gunman is a Muslim with ties to al-Qaeda don’t automatically assume he’s an Islamic Jihadist terrorist – as Political Correctness is priority one in these types of sensitive situations.

2. The President delivered an eloquent and well written speech at the Memorial Service held a Fort Hood on Tuesday. He made warm and fitting tributes to the fallen. He also displayed what appeared to be true empathy for the family and friends of those gunned downed by this madman.

He again conspicuously failed to mention this was a terrorist attack; The first terrorist attack on the homeland since 9/11; This was an act of war; We would hold those who inspired, supported, and carried out this act of war responsible.

Either Presidential Political Correctness run amuck or a much more insidious response from our Commander-in-Chief consistent with previous remarks from his book Dreams of My Father can explain his truly bewildering reaction to the terrorist attack at Fort Hood.

“I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.” Barack H Obama

Not exactly the call to arms we were hoping to hear from our President as we continue our global war with Muslim extremist and Islamic Jihadist.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”
Ron W. Garikes

Week 9 – Alabama 24: LSU 15
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Week 41: “The Patients Really are Running the Asylum, Part 2”

"Speakin' of fruitcakes, how 'bout the government? Your tax dollars at work.
We lost our Martian rocket ship The high paid spokesman said Looks like that silly rocket ship Has lost its cone shaped head We spent 90 jillion dollars, trying to get a look at Mars I hear universal laughter, ringing out among the stars

Fruitcakes in the galaxy Fuitcakes on the earth Struttin' naked towards eternity We've been that way since birth Half-baked cookies in the oven Half-baked people on the bus There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us”

Jimmy Buffett, Fruitcakes

In last week’s Column, “Week 40: The Patients Really are Running the Asylum”, we talked about the madness of ramming Socialized Medicine down our throats especially when considering Einstein’s definition of crazy, “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”. We also identified the 4 seriously disturbed individuals leading this effort and their absence of any healthcare experience what so ever but abundance of Socialist credentials – Our Commander-in-Chief, Barack “Insane” Obama; White House Chief of Staff, Rahm “The Unhinged Enforcer Sleeps With the Fishes” Emanuel; Speaker of the House, Nancy “The Nutcase” Pelosi; and Senate Majority Leader, Harry “Mr. Public Option Come Hell or High Water One Can Short of a Six Pack” Reid.

This week we will expose some of the other “half-baked fruitcakes” assisting these four run “The Asylum” better known as our Nation’s Capital.

First, a multiple choice question:

· 36 accused of spousal abuse
· 7 arrested for fraud
· 19 accused of writing bad checks
· 117 directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
· 3 have done time for assault
· 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
· 14 arrested on drug-related charges
· 8 arrested for shoplifting
· 84 arrested for drunk driving

The stats listed above represent the criminal activities of the members of what Organization?

A. NFL
B. NBA
C. Lindsay Lohan and her Fan Club
D. Rap Group Crime Mob
E. None of the above

So who is this group of abusive; deadbeat; drug crazed; kleptomaniac; drunkards? E – None of the above. As Mark Twain so astutely observed “There is no distinctly native American criminal class except the US Congress”. The 435 scoundrels responsible for spending/wasting trillions of our hard earned dollars and writing the laws that govern this great nation are seemingly heavily infiltrated by not only “Half-baked Fruitcakes” but also a fair to midland number of hardcore criminals.

And these Criminal Stats don’t even incluade the two most recent additions to the Senate, Illinois’ Roland “Pay for Play” Burris and the Honorable “Half-baked Fruitcakes” of “Half-baked Fruitcakes” Al “I’m Dumber Than a Bag of Rocks and Crazier Than a Run over Dog” Franken from the truly politically bewildering state of Minnesota. Fraud, drug charges and Impersonating a Sane and Lawful Individual Crime Stats will surely spike dramatically after adding these two model citizens to the ranks of Congress.

The President’s Government Takeover of Healthcare Team keeps trying the same thing, Socialized Medicine, which has failed miserably in Massachusetts; Tennessee; Canada; and Great Britain, expecting different results when imposed on the entire nation. A classic example of the psychotic reckoning Einstein defined as insanity.

Some of the obviously psychologically disturbed left wing extremist making up this team include the following half-baked fruitcakes:

· Nancy-Ann Min DeParle – White House Healthcare Czar: Tennessee Grad, strike 1; Lawyer, strike 2; Clinton Administration Alum, strike 3; Absolutely no operational Healthcare experience. Suffering from a bad case of the Do Nothing/No Nothing Government Bureaucrat Brain Freeze Syndrome
· Kathleen Sebelius - Secretary of Health and Human Services: Leading the H1N1 Vaccine Program. Has over sold and under delivered blaming others for her and this Administration’s incompetence (SOP). Inflicted with the Healthcare Czar Envy Syndrome.
· Chucky Schumer - U.S. Senator from the State of New York: Another lawyer totaling lacking any Healthcare experience. Third in line in Senate Democratic Leadership. Recently diagnosed with Compulsive Obsessive Disorder displaying symptoms including the inability to leave the Senate Chamber until he has told at least eight lies and blamed W for some manner of international calamity.
· Max Baucus - U.S. Senator from Montana. Current chairman of the Senate Committee on Finance and primary author of partisan Senate Healthcare Reform Bill: Rumored to be et up with a severe bout of Coulrophobia, an abnormal fear of clowns. We commend him for overcoming this crippling condition having to spend so much time with his Democratic comrades in the Senate.
· Barney “Freddie in the Fannie Mac” Frank – Massachusetts Congressman: Another pinheaded Harvard Law Grad. Only Healthcare experience the time spent in the hospital for his sex change operation. Said to be inflicted with multiple Psychological conditions far too many in number to list here.
· Henry A. Waxman – California Congressman: Chair Commerce and Energy Committee and oversight of Health Sub Committee. Stared in “Lord of the Rings” as the Mayor of the Shire requiring no makeup or costume to achieve the desired look of a Hobbit. Another career politician with no healthcare experience. Frequently displays psychotic paranoid tendencies, especially in the presence of Wizards, Elves and Orcs.
· Al Franken – Minnesota Senator: SNL cast member and writer. Bombed out as liberal radio talk show host. Author of “Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations”. Psychological disorders include Rush Limbaugh Power Envy Syndrome; Rush Limbaugh Money Envy Syndrome; Rush Limbaugh Popularity Envy Syndrome; and Rush Limbaugh Talent Envy Syndrome.
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With every passing day the White House and Capitol Hill look and act more like a Home for the Criminally Insane and nothing at all like the world’s “Cradle of Democracy” occupied by wise and sage Statesmen and Patriots. Sadly, Washington DC has surpassed San Francisco as the Fruitcake Capital of the World.

In spite of growing public opposition, punch drunk with power and totally out of touch with the folks and reality, President Obama; Speaker Pelosi; Majority Leader Reid; and their fellow psychos in Congress are continuing to pursue their Marxist dreams of Socialized Medicine. We the People need to reclaim control of the Asylum, put a stop to all this madness, and once again remind our dear ole Uncle Sammy to keep his long and obtrusive nose out of private sector free market Healthcare System.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Week 8 – Bye
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