Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 44: Thanksgiving - United Workers of the New World Great Communal Feast

“Pass the cornbread, Pass the meat, Good God, Let’s eat!"

On the last day of week 44 of our Historical Revisionist-in-Chief’s “transformational” Presidency the White House hosted the Indian Prime Minister, Manmohan Singh, for a State visit. During remarks at a joint Press Conference following their high-level discussions, where PM Singh brow beat our Deficit Buster-in-Chief for irresponsible runaway spending and fell of his matt from laughing so hard when the subject of climate control came up, President Obama commented how appropriate it was for us Americans to break bread again this week in Thanksgiving with our Indian brothers.

An obvious misstatement, Press Secretary Robert “I know nothing, hear nothing, see nothing” Gibbs, rushed to the Great Communicator’s side frantically whispering in his ear Native American Indians, sir, not our South Asian ally; world’s 2cd largest democratic nation; cobras; tigers; “Slum Dog Millionaire”. Meanwhile the President’s 24/7 companion, his beloved tele-prompter, was about to blow a main circuit flashing in big red letters “Native American, Native American, Slum Dog, Slum Dog”.

Undeterred, our Community Organizer Pilgrim-in-Chief continued stating that it really don’t make no never mind if it was Native Americans or our new Asian friends because the whole Thanksgiving Pilgrim and Indian legend is nothing but one big fairytale anyway. According to our Pass the Pumpkin Pie-in-Chief the First Thanksgiving myth was fabricated by evil, greedy, criminal CEO’s at Butterball Turkey; Big Oil – “to Grandmother’s house we go”; Galo; and of course, W.

Not one to shy away from creating and perpetuating revisionist history, for example:

· 9/11 – President Obama and his NEA comrades, including Presidential soul mate Bill Ayers, are advocating any teaching about 9/11should omit any mention of Muslim, Islamic Jihadist being responsible for the attack.
· The belief that those who approved and implemented the use of the A bombs against Japan are war criminals. Our Nobel Peace Prize Winner-in-Chief along with all his pacifist comrades in Stockholm always conveniently seem to forget to mention the millions of both American and Japanese that were saved because we did use the bomb.
· The complete fabrication of candidate Obama – he has the experience; he’s not a liberal let alone a Socialist; a bipartisan consensus builder; hardly even knew Ayers, Wright, or Blago; Truly revisionist history at it’s very best, or worst, depending on your perspective.

Also experts at rebranding, repackaging and/or renaming an issue to achieve their propaganda objectives the Change Gang has flagrantly disregarded reality in their ongoing efforts to deceive and mislead the public. A few examples of these deceitful practices include:

· War on Terrorism – Overseas Contingency Plan. Domestic – Man Made Disaster. Don’t know about y’all, but the massacre at Fort Hood seemed one hell of a lot more like a cowardly Islamic Jihadist terrorist attack than any so called Man Made Disaster.
· Socialized Medicine – Health Reform; Healthcare Reform; Health Insurance Reform. The Yes We Can bunch needed a villain to divert attention from their true objective, Universal, Government controlled, single payer, Socialized Medicine, and the Health Insurance industry is the ideal scapegoat.
· Swine Flu- Really not sure why they changed the name to H1N1. Reckon the Administration was concerned the public might be frightened by the image of 1,000’s of marauding pigs raping and pillaging their way across the country.

Back to the Presidential Press Conference with Indian PM Singh, our Socialist-in-Chief elaborated further about the first Thanksgiving stating our national holiday that allegedly stems from the feast held in the autumn of 1621 by the Pilgrims and the Wampanoag Indians to celebrate the colony's first successful harvest is a total fabrication. The actual event, according to Mr. Obama, was a gathering of working class Pilgrims and Indians to organize the Country’s first labor union.

Led by an Indian Community Organizer, Hit in Head by One too Many Acorns, the group vowed to stop the exploitation of the working class and to fight for higher wages; better working conditions; fewer public floggings; and a serious cutback on burnings at the stake. The President went on to say that in light of this historic revelation the Holiday once known as Thanksgiving would henceforth be called the:

“United Workers of the New World Great Communal Feast”

When asked by the press how he planned to celebrate the new holiday the President replied he hopes for a traditional gathering with family, friends, food, drink and plenty of time between courses for a smoke break. He also announced plans to continue a family tradition of kicking things off with a public reading of Marx’s Communist Manifesto, followed by a hysterical 30 minute hate America diatribe by Reverend Jeremiah Wright and wrapping the evening up by going around the table and everyone sharing what they’re most thankful for this year.

All of the dinner guest’s comments of thanks were submitted in advance and in writing for prior approval from the White House Propaganda Czar. Thoughts of Obama from Bama has obtained a confidential copy and we are pleased to include these remarks in this article:

· Vice President Uncle Joe Biden – Most thankful for California Senator Barbara Boxer. The only politician in America that makes more absolutely absurd; silly; ludicrous; inexplicable; and irrational comments than ole Joe hisself.
· Secretary of State Hillary Clinton - Most thankful for her success in avoiding enemy sniper fire as she travels the globe as our chief diplomat. She is also most grateful for her seemingly endless supply of butt ugly pants suits.
· Former President Bill Clinton – Most thankful the wife is our chief diplomat and is gone 80% traveling the globe dodging enemy sniper fire.
· White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel – Most thankful the next Presidential election isn’t until 2012. Believes there is still time to create a crisis of biblical proportions, blame W, and salvage the unmitigated devastation of the Obama Presidency.
· Secretary of the Treasury Tim Geithner – Most thankful the President kept him from going to prison for tax evasion.
· Barney “Freddie in the Fannie Mac” Frank – Most thankful this shindig will be over in time for him to get home for his annual “Come as Your Favorite Gay Nekkid Pilgrim Party”.
· Presidential Czars, exact number of these individuals is a State secret – Most thankful they got a pass on the Senate confirmation process where they all would have surly been exposed for the tax cheats; terrorist sympathizers; eco-nazis; boneheaded Marxist/Socialist they truly are.
· First Lady Michelle Obama – Most thankful for the opportunity to empathize with all the common folk, the working class people, when she’s not gallivanting about in Air Force One to Martha’s Vineyard or on a date with Barack in New York City.
· President Barack Husain Obama – Most thankful for an adoring and hyper partisan press who, at least up till now, refuses to out him for his ultra liberal; leftwing; secular progressive; terrorist appeasing; Marxist/Socialist; chain smoking beliefs and actions.

Thoughts of Obama from Bama wishes everyone a joyous and safe Thanksgiving. As for the “United Workers of the New World Great Communal Feast”, knock yourself out Mr. President. We certainly hope you and Hit in Head by One too Many Acorns have a lovely holiday weekend.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

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