Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 82: “Your either with us or aginst us”

"I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction”, Barack Huisan Obama, The Audacity of Hope.

During a dinner to honor the Islamic Holy month of Ramadan, a time of fasting; extensive prayer; no sex; and excessive rug burns observed by Muslims world wide( just what we need, hundreds of millions of hungry; tired; horny; wild eyed Jihadist on the loose) at the White House Friday night of Week 82 of the Obama Administration our Islamic Sympathizer-in-Chief done took a stand.

Making it abundantly clear he’s “aginst us”, two-thirds of us there abouts, President Obama made his support of the construction of a $100 Million Mosque overlooking Ground Zero unequivocal. In an obviously prepared, deliberate and considered declaration the same man who for no apparent reason boycotted his own Country’s National Prayer Day told a room full of mostly Muslim dignitaries it’s just fine by him to desecrate the hallowed ground of 9/11 by allowing a symbol of Islamic aggression, oppression, and conquest to be constructed within a sand wedge of this sacred battle field.

Standing right on up there just like he had good sense the President assured his Muslim guest that the folks in New York behind the Mosque’s development had a Constitutional right to build it right smack dab in the middle of Ground Zero if that location struck their fancy. He further stated this is a religious freedom issue and anyone opposed is a racist, Muslim hating, yahoo who clings to their bibles, religion and guns.

Truth be told most folks wouldn’t argue with the legal or Constitutional authority these people have to build their Mosque where ever they want. That being said, just because it might be technically legal sure enough don’t make it right.

In the words of Mammy scolding Scarlet for some indiscretion from Gone With the Wind – “It ain’t fittin, it ain’t fittin, it just ain’t fittin.” In fact, the entire notion of building a Mosque overlooking Ground Zero is absurd and anyone supporting this project is crazier than an outhouse rat.

Can you imagine how these boneheaded liberal terrorist sympathizers would react to the following comparably insane gestures that might also be legal but would never be allowed because as ole Mammy so eloquently put it – “It just ain’t fitten”:

• The Japanese putting a Buddhist Temple over looking Pearl Harbor
• A Nazi Recruitment Center across the street from the Holocaust Museum
• Constructing a KKK Memorial for the recently deceased Democrat Senator and Grand Dragon Robert Byrd across from the hotel in Memphis where Martin Luther King was assassinated
• Erecting a forty foot statue of Crazy Horse in full Warrior regalia at the site of Custer’s Last Stand Little Big Horn
• The University of Alabama displaying their thirteen NCAA National Football Championship trophies at Auburn’s Jordan Hare football stadium

A little digging around looking for information about the alleged moderate Imam leading the efforts to build this vile and insulting shrine to Islam reveals some seriously disconcerting facts. Following are a few examples of Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf’s radical extremist views and actions:

• Just days after the 9/11 attacks, Ralf said in a television interview that US policies in Muslim countries were “an accessory to the crime”
• His thoughts on OBL - “In the most direct sense, Osama bin Laden was made in the USA,”
• He has refused to label Hamas as a terrorist organization
• To date he has refused to reveal the sources of funding for this project raising concerns about potential ties to terrorist regimes
• He has repeatedly refused to denounce the barbaric practice of Sharia Law

To add insult to injury Hillary “Of the traveling butt ugly pants suit tribe” Clinton’s State Department plans to send Feisal Abdul Rauf to the Middle East as part of a public diplomacy mission to explain how Islam is perceived in America. Sending this more radical than moderate Imam on a fund raising trip to the Middle East for his victory Mosque at US tax payer expense is a sad commentary on the sadder state of affairs of the Obama apologist, appeasement and down right cowardly foreign policy agenda.

Finally, Imam Rauf and his secret Muslim Brotherhood have a hidden agenda, at least to us infidels, of a most nefarious and disturbing nature regarding their true intentions for this Mosque. Consider this - the new $100 million structure was initially intended to be known as the Cordoba House.

Cordoba is a Spanish city where a victorious Muslim army destroyed a church, building a mosque in its place. On May 18, writing for Atlas Shrugs, Iraqi-American Khudhayr Taher explained: “We must note that a hostile and provocative name [Cordoba] has been chosen for this mosque. Choosing the name ‘Cordoba House’ for the mosque to be constructed in New York was not coincidental or random and innocent. It bears within it significance and dreams of expansion and invasion of the other, striving to change his religion and to subjugate him.”

Instead of building a mult-istory $100 Million dollar symbol of Islamic extremism, aggression and Jihad at Ground Zero Imam Rauf might want to give some serious thought about the goodwill that might be obtained by redirecting this substantial amount of money to some truly worthy mutually beneficial causes. Consider the following:

• Wounded Warrior Foundation
• 9/11 Victims and Survivor’s Charities
• Victim’s memorial funds
• Donation to create Ground Zero Park and Green Space ( Thanks to CGG for this contribution)
• Victim’s children scholarship fund
• $50 million to the GOP, $50 million for the Tea Party or how about the entire $100 million for the Impeach Obama Now Committee

As for the question is our President with us or aginst us when it comes to our Country’s relationship with the Islamic world sadly he hasn’t exactly been on our fightin side when it counts:

1. Victory over radical Islam in Iraq
2. Victory over radical Islam in Afghanistan
3. Victory over radical Islam in Iran
4. Victory over radical Islam world wide
5. Convicting and executing the war criminals responsible for 9/11
6. Keeping terrorist locked up safe and sound at Gitmo and not pushing to relocate these POW’S in middle America
7. Apologizing to the world of Islam for his absolutely ludicrous belief that the United States has exploited, oppressed, and acted like a conquering imperialist occupation force in our dealings with his Muslim brethren
8. His claim that the US is not a Christian nation
9. His tendency to bow down to despot Muslim world leaders
10. His support of building a Mosque over looking Ground Zero knowing it is a symbol of radical Islamic Jihads victory and triumph.

Thoughts of Obama From Bama has never accused our President of being a Muslim. We can say if he ain’t one he sure as hell has missed a good opportunity.

I am, “American by birth and Southern by the grace of God”

Ron W Garikes

Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 81: Happy Birthday Mr. President

"I promise not to exploit for political purposes my opponent's youth and inexperience." Ronald Reagan, 1984 Presidential Debate with Walter Mondale

Ronald Wilson Reagan put a whippin of monumental proportions on Democrat challenger Walter Mondale in the1984 Presidential election. His memorable and most effective response to a question about his advanced years possibly adversely impacting his ability to serve as Commander-in-Chief was put to rest once and for all after delivering the classic line quoted above during their final debate.

Our 44th President, Barack Husein Obama, celebrated his 49th birthday this week. His youth and inexperience along with a mess of character flaws combined with his Marxist/Socialist agenda have resulted in nothing less than a national tragedy.

Right smack dab in the middle of all this heartache and calamity caused in large part by our wet behind the ears President our Birthday Boy-in-Chief headed home to Chicago last weekend for his 49th birthday festivities. The consummate family man, model husband and father, at least according to the pointy headed mainstream media elite press corps, welcomed in his 49th year surrounded by his loving and adoring family, close friends and an entourage of thousands all in Chicago for the weekend at taxpayer's expense.

This little shindig appeared to be the ideal birthday weekend for our Husband and Father of the Year-in-Chief with the exception of one small hitch in the proceedings, the loving first wife and adoring first youngins were nowhere to be found. Turns out Lady Michelle with the youngest first daughter in tow were taking a little sojourn in the South of Spain while the oldest first daughter was staying with friends.

Putting aside for now the absolute arrogance, elitism, and insensitivity to the economic train wreck millions of poor pilgrims all over the country are currently dealing with, primarily created by her husband's wild eyed spending and Socialist initiatives, demonstrated by Lady Michelle's poor judgement to vacation in Europe as a prelude to the First Family's upcoming holiday in Martha's Vineyard if the kin folks absence at the Presidential birthday bash was an isolated incident we'd certainly be more than happy to let it ride.

Truth be told, this Administration's consistent pattern of behavior of empty rhetoric so frequently expressed by and/or about the First Couple that so infrequently has any basis in reality. Consider the following:

• After reluctantly throwing his spiritual mentor and senior advisor under the bus, the always good for a hate whitie remark the effervescent Pastor Jeremiah Wright, and quitting their racist church after twenty years the Obamas announced to the world openly and without shame their intent to join a church in DC as soon as they settled in at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. 81 weeks later they have yet to venture sticking even a big toe into one of our Capital's thousands of Churches let alone commit to membership with a new congregation.


• We all recall the President and all his political hacks promising all the healthcare deliberations would be open and televised on CSPAN. In reality one of the most stealth, corrupt and partisan approaches ever employed to pass a piece of Congressional legislation


• Lady Michelle has become the country's leading advocate in the fight against child obesity. In addition to just raising awareness, educating and promoting good nutrition the First Lady has asked Congress for six billion and federal mandates to enforce her pet project. For a couple that gives a heapen helpen of lip service to the virtues of the private sector and capitalism they sure enough always seem to have a Socialist Nanny State solution for every issue


• The Obama Administration promised their Trillion dollar plus so called Stimulus Package would create millions of jobs, keep unemployment under eight percent, serve as the catalyst for an economic renaissance and provide financial security for untold millions for decades to come.


• Contrary to their frequent claims of devout faith in Christianity the Obamas are the first First Couple to not participate in National Prayer Day or attend some manner of Christian religious services on Christmas

To borrow a phrase from our good friends from the great state of Texas in each instance listed above the "Change/Believe/Yes We Can" gang turns out to be all hat and no cattle. In other words this gang's rhetoric seldom matches up with their true intentions.

Knowing this could explain why our young First Husband and Father-in-Chief was batching it in Chicago for his 49th. Contrary to the countless interviews and articles depicting the devoted husband and father there's a strong possibility our Model Family Man-in-Chief is a two timing cheating scoundrel who is following in the footsteps of his political heroes the philander brothers Jack, Bobby and Teddy.

In fact, Thoughts of Obama From Bama has it on good authority our Party Time Commander-in-Chief personally made the arrangements for his 49th bachelor weekend in Chi Town. Poker, bball, chain smoking, golf and an evening out at an undisclosed location with the likes of Bill Clinton, Michael Jordan, and Tiger Woods for a serious "male bonding" session.

We don't have a shred of proof to support any of these claims but niether does the Obama Administration for all of their boneheaded and outlandish statements. Any way that's our story and we are sticking to it.

Our investigation of our young 44th President's 49th birthday also uncovered several interesting and disturbing occurrences. Coincidence or a top secret diabolical Marxist/Soviet plot? We don't know but after a thorough review of the evidence certainly can't rule out a serious and high level breach in our National Security.

1961 was not only the year the Anointed One was allegedly born in Hawaii but also the same year when the following historical events occurred:

• •US breaks diplomatic relations with Cuba
  •1,200 US-sponsored anti-Castro exiles invade Cuba at the Bay of Pigs
  •East Germany erects the Berlin Wall between East and West Berlin to halt flood of refugees
  •USSR detonates 50-megaton hydrogen bomb in the largest man-made explosion in history
  •Moscow announces putting first man in orbit around earth, Major Yuri A. Gagarin
• Barack H Obama born in unknown/undisclosed location to Soviet nationals. Raised by Marxist/Soviet handlers and instructed in the fine arts of politics, propaganda, deceit, and Communist philosophy. Slated for high level infiltration in US Government with the singular mission to destroy the Country from within
• Gherman Stepanovich Titov is launched in Soviet spaceship Vostok II: makes 17 1/2 orbits in 25 hours, covering 434,960 miles before landing safely

1961 was a banner year for Communist/Soviet achievements and success. As for our yarn about young Barack we again don't have even a frog hair's worth of evidence to support this outrageous claim but neither did the President when he assured us his Stimulus, Healthcare, and Trillion dollar bailouts would work.

Happy birthday Mr President and thank the lord for your youth and inexperience. If you actually knew what the hell you were doing there is no telling how screwed up things might be by now.

I am, "American by birth and Southern by the grace of God"

Ron W Garikes

Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 80: The View From the Top

As the son of a son of a sailor, I went out on the sea for adventure
Expanding the view of the captain and crew
Like a man just released from indenture
"Son of a Son of a Sailor" Jimmy Buffett

On Thursday of Week 80 of the Bolshevik nightmare otherwise known as the Obama Administration our Made for TV-in-Chief broke new and unchartered ground becoming the first sitting President to make an appearance on a day time talk show. Joining the ladies of ABC's The View the leader of the free world spent a hour further demeaning himself and the Office of the Presidency.

Sitting right up smack dab in the middle of their famous couch just like he had good sense Mr Obama basked in the adoration of four of the show's ultra liberal co host, Ba Ba Walters; Whoopi Goldberg; Joy Behar; Sherri Sheperd and one lone conservative and voice of reason, Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Not a serious journalist amongst them including Ba Ba who confessed in her recent autobiography too spending a lot of time on her back during her rise to the top as opposed to any hard work, study or merit.

Led by dumber than a bag of rocks ultra liberal buffoon Joy Behar the view gals exceeded White House expectations providing our TV Spokesperson-in-Chief with an unchallenged platform to spew his lies, misrepresentations and Marxist propaganda. The softball questions came fast and furious along with an abundance of love, awe and worship at the altar of Obama.

Typical to form all questions about the tanking economy, exploding deficits, and high unemployment were blamed on W and the GOP party of no. The View gals mindlessly clapped and nodded in approval with the exception of Ms. Hasselbeck who had been tied up and gagged by her four co host to eliminate any chance the Anointed One would actually be held accountable for any of his tall tales or misrepresentations of the truth.

After about thirty to forty minutes of this unabated Obama love fest the champion of every left wing, extremist, radical, boneheaded cause, Ms Behar, changed the subject and decided the world is in dire need to know the depth of the most powerful person in the world knowledge of pop culture. As if Mr Obama's familiarity with Lindsey Lohan's incarceration, Snookies run for Mayor or what he had for breakfast will provide some great insight about what motivates and inspires our Socialist-in-Chief.

Watching this fiasco with mild amusement does beg the question - why in the hell is the President of the most powerful nation in the history of the civilized world wasting even a minute let alone an hour on a day time talk show discussing irrelevant issues with one has been; one ain't made it yet; one talented and accomplished and fairly reasonable for a liberal; one loud mouthed obnoxious dumber than a bag of hammers left wing head case; and one fairly intelligent and attractive conservative thought leader? Surely this man must have more important and pressing issues that require his time, energy and resources.

In a gesture of pure bipartisanship and in adherence to our patriotic duty Thoughts of Obama From Bama is tickled pink to offer our Top Ten List of More Productive and Important Issues Demanding an Hour of the President's Time:

10. Visit the US / Mexican border, witness firsthand the unbridled carnage, grow a backbone, put the constitution before politics and close down the border

9. Get down on your hands and knees and beg for forgiveness from the US business community for demonizing capitalism and extending our economic down turn

8. Get some golf lessons. You should be scratch as much as you play. Rumor has it you can't even break 100

7. Use the words victory, radical Islam and Jihad during a speech explaining your strategy for winning in Afghanistan

6. Read the Constitution

5. Use one of your daily TV appearances to apologize to the millions of poor dumb pilgrims you have put and kept out of work

4. Cancel your memberships in the Socialist and Communist parties

3. Burn your political bible, the Communist Manifesto

2. Take down the autographed pictures of Stalin, Marx, Lenin, Mao, Castro, Malcom X, Blago, Chavez, FDR, and Snookie, your political heroes that were hung up in the Oval Office your first day on the job

1. Write out your Letter of Resignation

Lets hope the next time Mr Obama feels so compelled to waste an hour with frivolous chit chat that he schedules lunch with Speaker Pelosi and Majority Leader Reid and not subject the rest of us to another farce like the one we just witnessed on The View.

Better yet, pick one of the items from our Top Ten List and accomplish something productive for a change. From our point of view number 1 would be one humdinger of a choice.

I am, "American by birth and Southern by the grace of God"

Ron W Garikes