Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 80: The View From the Top

As the son of a son of a sailor, I went out on the sea for adventure
Expanding the view of the captain and crew
Like a man just released from indenture
"Son of a Son of a Sailor" Jimmy Buffett

On Thursday of Week 80 of the Bolshevik nightmare otherwise known as the Obama Administration our Made for TV-in-Chief broke new and unchartered ground becoming the first sitting President to make an appearance on a day time talk show. Joining the ladies of ABC's The View the leader of the free world spent a hour further demeaning himself and the Office of the Presidency.

Sitting right up smack dab in the middle of their famous couch just like he had good sense Mr Obama basked in the adoration of four of the show's ultra liberal co host, Ba Ba Walters; Whoopi Goldberg; Joy Behar; Sherri Sheperd and one lone conservative and voice of reason, Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Not a serious journalist amongst them including Ba Ba who confessed in her recent autobiography too spending a lot of time on her back during her rise to the top as opposed to any hard work, study or merit.

Led by dumber than a bag of rocks ultra liberal buffoon Joy Behar the view gals exceeded White House expectations providing our TV Spokesperson-in-Chief with an unchallenged platform to spew his lies, misrepresentations and Marxist propaganda. The softball questions came fast and furious along with an abundance of love, awe and worship at the altar of Obama.

Typical to form all questions about the tanking economy, exploding deficits, and high unemployment were blamed on W and the GOP party of no. The View gals mindlessly clapped and nodded in approval with the exception of Ms. Hasselbeck who had been tied up and gagged by her four co host to eliminate any chance the Anointed One would actually be held accountable for any of his tall tales or misrepresentations of the truth.

After about thirty to forty minutes of this unabated Obama love fest the champion of every left wing, extremist, radical, boneheaded cause, Ms Behar, changed the subject and decided the world is in dire need to know the depth of the most powerful person in the world knowledge of pop culture. As if Mr Obama's familiarity with Lindsey Lohan's incarceration, Snookies run for Mayor or what he had for breakfast will provide some great insight about what motivates and inspires our Socialist-in-Chief.

Watching this fiasco with mild amusement does beg the question - why in the hell is the President of the most powerful nation in the history of the civilized world wasting even a minute let alone an hour on a day time talk show discussing irrelevant issues with one has been; one ain't made it yet; one talented and accomplished and fairly reasonable for a liberal; one loud mouthed obnoxious dumber than a bag of hammers left wing head case; and one fairly intelligent and attractive conservative thought leader? Surely this man must have more important and pressing issues that require his time, energy and resources.

In a gesture of pure bipartisanship and in adherence to our patriotic duty Thoughts of Obama From Bama is tickled pink to offer our Top Ten List of More Productive and Important Issues Demanding an Hour of the President's Time:

10. Visit the US / Mexican border, witness firsthand the unbridled carnage, grow a backbone, put the constitution before politics and close down the border

9. Get down on your hands and knees and beg for forgiveness from the US business community for demonizing capitalism and extending our economic down turn

8. Get some golf lessons. You should be scratch as much as you play. Rumor has it you can't even break 100

7. Use the words victory, radical Islam and Jihad during a speech explaining your strategy for winning in Afghanistan

6. Read the Constitution

5. Use one of your daily TV appearances to apologize to the millions of poor dumb pilgrims you have put and kept out of work

4. Cancel your memberships in the Socialist and Communist parties

3. Burn your political bible, the Communist Manifesto

2. Take down the autographed pictures of Stalin, Marx, Lenin, Mao, Castro, Malcom X, Blago, Chavez, FDR, and Snookie, your political heroes that were hung up in the Oval Office your first day on the job

1. Write out your Letter of Resignation

Lets hope the next time Mr Obama feels so compelled to waste an hour with frivolous chit chat that he schedules lunch with Speaker Pelosi and Majority Leader Reid and not subject the rest of us to another farce like the one we just witnessed on The View.

Better yet, pick one of the items from our Top Ten List and accomplish something productive for a change. From our point of view number 1 would be one humdinger of a choice.

I am, "American by birth and Southern by the grace of God"

Ron W Garikes