Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 81: Happy Birthday Mr. President

"I promise not to exploit for political purposes my opponent's youth and inexperience." Ronald Reagan, 1984 Presidential Debate with Walter Mondale

Ronald Wilson Reagan put a whippin of monumental proportions on Democrat challenger Walter Mondale in the1984 Presidential election. His memorable and most effective response to a question about his advanced years possibly adversely impacting his ability to serve as Commander-in-Chief was put to rest once and for all after delivering the classic line quoted above during their final debate.

Our 44th President, Barack Husein Obama, celebrated his 49th birthday this week. His youth and inexperience along with a mess of character flaws combined with his Marxist/Socialist agenda have resulted in nothing less than a national tragedy.

Right smack dab in the middle of all this heartache and calamity caused in large part by our wet behind the ears President our Birthday Boy-in-Chief headed home to Chicago last weekend for his 49th birthday festivities. The consummate family man, model husband and father, at least according to the pointy headed mainstream media elite press corps, welcomed in his 49th year surrounded by his loving and adoring family, close friends and an entourage of thousands all in Chicago for the weekend at taxpayer's expense.

This little shindig appeared to be the ideal birthday weekend for our Husband and Father of the Year-in-Chief with the exception of one small hitch in the proceedings, the loving first wife and adoring first youngins were nowhere to be found. Turns out Lady Michelle with the youngest first daughter in tow were taking a little sojourn in the South of Spain while the oldest first daughter was staying with friends.

Putting aside for now the absolute arrogance, elitism, and insensitivity to the economic train wreck millions of poor pilgrims all over the country are currently dealing with, primarily created by her husband's wild eyed spending and Socialist initiatives, demonstrated by Lady Michelle's poor judgement to vacation in Europe as a prelude to the First Family's upcoming holiday in Martha's Vineyard if the kin folks absence at the Presidential birthday bash was an isolated incident we'd certainly be more than happy to let it ride.

Truth be told, this Administration's consistent pattern of behavior of empty rhetoric so frequently expressed by and/or about the First Couple that so infrequently has any basis in reality. Consider the following:

• After reluctantly throwing his spiritual mentor and senior advisor under the bus, the always good for a hate whitie remark the effervescent Pastor Jeremiah Wright, and quitting their racist church after twenty years the Obamas announced to the world openly and without shame their intent to join a church in DC as soon as they settled in at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. 81 weeks later they have yet to venture sticking even a big toe into one of our Capital's thousands of Churches let alone commit to membership with a new congregation.


• We all recall the President and all his political hacks promising all the healthcare deliberations would be open and televised on CSPAN. In reality one of the most stealth, corrupt and partisan approaches ever employed to pass a piece of Congressional legislation


• Lady Michelle has become the country's leading advocate in the fight against child obesity. In addition to just raising awareness, educating and promoting good nutrition the First Lady has asked Congress for six billion and federal mandates to enforce her pet project. For a couple that gives a heapen helpen of lip service to the virtues of the private sector and capitalism they sure enough always seem to have a Socialist Nanny State solution for every issue


• The Obama Administration promised their Trillion dollar plus so called Stimulus Package would create millions of jobs, keep unemployment under eight percent, serve as the catalyst for an economic renaissance and provide financial security for untold millions for decades to come.


• Contrary to their frequent claims of devout faith in Christianity the Obamas are the first First Couple to not participate in National Prayer Day or attend some manner of Christian religious services on Christmas

To borrow a phrase from our good friends from the great state of Texas in each instance listed above the "Change/Believe/Yes We Can" gang turns out to be all hat and no cattle. In other words this gang's rhetoric seldom matches up with their true intentions.

Knowing this could explain why our young First Husband and Father-in-Chief was batching it in Chicago for his 49th. Contrary to the countless interviews and articles depicting the devoted husband and father there's a strong possibility our Model Family Man-in-Chief is a two timing cheating scoundrel who is following in the footsteps of his political heroes the philander brothers Jack, Bobby and Teddy.

In fact, Thoughts of Obama From Bama has it on good authority our Party Time Commander-in-Chief personally made the arrangements for his 49th bachelor weekend in Chi Town. Poker, bball, chain smoking, golf and an evening out at an undisclosed location with the likes of Bill Clinton, Michael Jordan, and Tiger Woods for a serious "male bonding" session.

We don't have a shred of proof to support any of these claims but niether does the Obama Administration for all of their boneheaded and outlandish statements. Any way that's our story and we are sticking to it.

Our investigation of our young 44th President's 49th birthday also uncovered several interesting and disturbing occurrences. Coincidence or a top secret diabolical Marxist/Soviet plot? We don't know but after a thorough review of the evidence certainly can't rule out a serious and high level breach in our National Security.

1961 was not only the year the Anointed One was allegedly born in Hawaii but also the same year when the following historical events occurred:

• •US breaks diplomatic relations with Cuba
  •1,200 US-sponsored anti-Castro exiles invade Cuba at the Bay of Pigs
  •East Germany erects the Berlin Wall between East and West Berlin to halt flood of refugees
  •USSR detonates 50-megaton hydrogen bomb in the largest man-made explosion in history
  •Moscow announces putting first man in orbit around earth, Major Yuri A. Gagarin
• Barack H Obama born in unknown/undisclosed location to Soviet nationals. Raised by Marxist/Soviet handlers and instructed in the fine arts of politics, propaganda, deceit, and Communist philosophy. Slated for high level infiltration in US Government with the singular mission to destroy the Country from within
• Gherman Stepanovich Titov is launched in Soviet spaceship Vostok II: makes 17 1/2 orbits in 25 hours, covering 434,960 miles before landing safely

1961 was a banner year for Communist/Soviet achievements and success. As for our yarn about young Barack we again don't have even a frog hair's worth of evidence to support this outrageous claim but neither did the President when he assured us his Stimulus, Healthcare, and Trillion dollar bailouts would work.

Happy birthday Mr President and thank the lord for your youth and inexperience. If you actually knew what the hell you were doing there is no telling how screwed up things might be by now.

I am, "American by birth and Southern by the grace of God"

Ron W Garikes