Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 110: TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

“Louie, Louie, Oh no
I said we gotta go
Louie, Louie, Oh baby
I said we gotta go” The Kingsman, Performed by The Late, Great, John Belushi

Bluto, Otter, Boone, D Day and the rest of the Gentleman of the Delta House from the sure enough best college feel good movie of all time don’t have nothing on the Obama White House when it comes to throwing a classic band party. Otis Day and the Knights, especially their Toga Party rendition of “Shout” – “Gator! Gator! Gator”!, really raised the roof In the Delta Party Room but it doesn’t even hold a “Bic lighter Free Bird” candle to the Obama’s Band Party line up of musical legends and luminaries.

Our “Front Row Chief Executive Party Hound-In-Chief” keeps blathering about shared sacrifice during these dire economic times while putting on a star studded shindig seemingly every week at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. The First Family is giving Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohan a run for their money for our Nation’s most notorious “party time central”.

But don’t just take our word for it according to the White House’s official website and Propaganda Misinformation Center the following entertainers have already played for the Obamas and their mostly high society celebrity guest since they infested the Executive Mansion 110 short weeks ago:

• Rodrigo & Gabriela – Favorites of our millions of criminal illegal immigrants and their rich patrons like the Obamas
• Beyoncé – Bless her heart, rumor has it both VP Biden and AG Holder required emergency medical services following her sexually charged performance
• "A Broadway Celebration”: Emceed by Nathan Lane and included Idina Menzel, Brian d'Arcy James, Audra McDonald, Chad Kimball, Elaine Stritch, Marvin Hamlisch, Karen Olivo, Tonya Pinkins, Assata Alston and a youth ensemble from the Joy of Motion Dance Center and Duke Ellington School of the Arts, with Danielle Arci and Constantine Rousouli. Doubt any of these folks have recently sung the National Anthem at a NASCAR event or Monster Truck Rally.
• Paul McCartney. The evening included performances by McCartney himself and Stevie Wonder, Elvis Costello, Jonas Brothers, Herbie Hancock, Corinne Bailey Rae, Dave Grohl, Faith Hill, Emmylou Harris, Lang Lang and Jack White, with remarks by Jerry Seinfeld. Sir Paul publically insulted W and true to his tacky Yankee no class self Mr. Obama failed to defend the dignity or honor of the Presidency
• "In Performance at the White House: A Celebration of Music from the Civil Rights Movement" in honor of Black History Month. The evening featured songs from the Civil Rights Movement performed by top entertainers, as well as readings from famous Civil Rights speeches and writings. Artists included Yolanda Adams, Joan Baez, Natalie Cole, Bob Dylan, Jennifer Hudson, John Mellencamp, Smokey Robinson, the Blind Boys of Alabama, the Howard University Choir and The Freedom Singers, featuring Dr. Bernice Johnson Reagon, Rutha Harris, Charles Neblett and Toshi Reagon. Morgan Freeman was a guest speaker. As a grand finale Obama political mentor and domestic terrorist, Bill Ayers, blew up a couple of Government buildings.
• "In Performance at the White House: Fiesta Latina" a concert hosted by the President and Mrs. Obama on the South Lawn of the White House. The program celebrates Hispanic musical heritage and includes performances by Marc Anthony, Jimmy Smits, Eva Longoria Parker, Pete Escovedo, Gloria Estefan, José Feliciano, George Lopez, Thalía, Tito "El Bambino", the Bachata music group Aventura, and the Chicano rock band Los Lobos. Another pucker up buttercup tribute to all of our “Illegal criminal immigrants.
• An evening of celebration with President and Mrs. Obama at the White House in honor of musician Stevie Wonder. The concert included performances by Wonder with popular musicians including India Arie; Tony Bennett; Wayne Brady; Anita Johnson; Diana Krall; Mary Mary; Martina McBride; Rickey Minor; Paul Simon; Esperanza Spalding; and Will.i.am. performing a selection of Wonder's hit songs. Mr. Wonder formally greeted the First Couple by remarking, “Long time no see”
• Black History Month was highlighted at the White House with a celebration of Motown music. Performers included Smokey Robinson, Sheryl Crow and John Legend. To our knowledge Otis Day or none of the Knights were attendance.

Concerts and band parties scheduled for the future honor various members of the Administration and feature more iconic figures from the entertainment industry. A few of the more high profile events on Barack and the First Lady’s social calendar include:

• A tribute to VP “Mr. Gaffe Dumber than a Bag of Hammers” Biden featuring Irish drinking band Sean O’Neal singing many of Uncle Joe’s all time favorites – “Little Brown Jug”; “Jug of Punch”; and “Mr. O‘Gaffe O’Dumber than a O’Bag of O’Hammers”
• A night celebrating Hillary “Sarge Keeper of the Traveling Butt Ugly Pants Suit Clan” with guest artist’s Tammy Wynette singing “Stand By Your Man” in honor of hubby Bill and “Lyin Eyes” by the Eagles, one of her more endearing characteristics
• An evening honoring Gay, Lesbian, and Deviant Sexual Behavior Month. Entertainers include Sir Elton John, Lady Ga Ga and Al “Climate Change and Late Night Perv” Gore
• Janet Napolitano, Secretary of Homeland Security Night in recognition of her open borders welcome every criminal illegal immigrant with open arms and a sloppy wet kiss policies. Entertainment provided by Mexican singer Luis Miguel who is currently living in this country illegally and is a house guest of the Obama’s
• A salute to the White House Czars. Appearances by the Russian Ballet; a Presidential reading of the Communist Manifesto; and America’s number one Marxist herself Babs Streisand

Got to give the man credit he ain’t gonna let a couple of shooting wars; Middle East insanity; a lunatic Despot in Lybia; record high unemployment at home; a war on our southern border; a major housing crisis; exploding deficits and national debt; massive wealth distribution; and the reckless and unprecedented expenditure of other people’s money interfere with his busy social calendar.

“Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'”. Bluto, “Animal House”

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes