Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 137: “I’m Sorry”

When the telephone woke me this morning, I'm sorry was the first thing I said
From that point it get's a bit fuzzy, thinking with half a head
Putting the pieces together, it's shocking to flash on the past
'Cause when you are known as a rascal, you can bet you showed off your ass

I was so bad last night, I'll be good for the rest of my life
Now I'm telling you and this is the truth
I have finally seen the light
From now on I'm going to act right, I was so bad last night "I Was So Bad Last Night", Jerry Jeff Walker

Hot damn, Lord have mercy, bless his little Marxist/Socialist heart our “Great Orator of Soaring Empty Rhetoric-in-Chief “is gonna make another major economics/jobs speech. Sure enough don’t rightly know if this is his 20th or 30th address on the subject but we are sure one more lecture from the “Anointed One” ain’t likely to improve the dire fiscal crisis we’re currently experiencing thanks to Mr. Obama.

Making what’s usually a relatively infrequent appearance before a joint session of Congress expectations are running high the President will propose and advocate several bold and bipartisan solutions to our Country’s Obama induced financial train wreck. Wishful thinking as this die hard, hard core, left wing extremist, ultra liberal, Socialist revolutionary ain’t about to change his radical dreams of fundamentally transforming our great nation into an European style Communist State. No sir, no way, no how.

So instead of the same ole class, generational, and racial warfare; blame the weather, natural disasters and W whining; demonizing the GOP, the Tea Party, and corporate jet owners all we want to hear from you at this time Mr. President are two simple words. I’m sorry.

Probably wouldn’t change our current predicament, enhance job growth and/or an economic recovery but it sure as hell would be music to our ears and a sight to behold to hear an apology roll off those arrogant lips and see even a frog hair’s worth of humility on that belligerent, egotistical and rapidly aging Presidential face. We fully realize there ain’t a snowball’s chance in hell the President would actually take any responsibility for his poor judgment and misguided ambitions but hope springs eternal.

We have no expectation what so ever the President will man up and beg for our forgiveness for the thousands of boneheaded decisions and policy initiatives put out by this White House. However, in the highly unlikely event Mr. Obama reconsiders following is a partial list abundantly deserving of Presidential consideration for rendering an apology at his joint session of Congress address instead of just one more disingenuous, sanctimonious, riddled with lies, boring, teleprompter initiated, hyper partisan, political diatribe:

• I’m sorry for my nefarious and clandestine intentions to transform this country from within into the world’s greatest Marxist/Socialist Super Power
• I’m sorry for my almost criminal lack of leadership, management, and administrative experience
• I’m sorry for putting and keeping millions of you poor dumb pilgrims out of work
• I’m sorry for my blame America first attitude
• I’m sorry for my obsession with redistributing the wealth
• I’m sorry I selected a VP who’s dumber than a bag full of hammers
• I’m sorry for my addiction to spending other people’s money
• I’m sorry for my inability to be truthful and honest
• I’m sorry for blaming others, especially W, for my incompetence and failures
• I’m sorry for shoving a government takeover of our healthcare system down the Country’s throat
• I’m sorry I named the First Pooch Bolshevik
• I’m sorry for my corrupt, heavy handed, Chicago style politics
• I’m sorry for piling up more debt in only 2.5 years than all of my predecessors combined
• I’m sorry for allowing my wife to become the Country’s Food Police
• I’m sorry for my corrupt relationship and shameless favoritism with the labor unions
• I’m sorry for being considered a joke by the rest of the world
• I’m sorry for illegally skirting Congress and allowing amnesty for criminal illegal immigrants
• I’m sorry for appointing a terrorist sympathizer as Attorney General
• I’m sorry for my anti-business/private sector views
• I’m sorry for intestinally raising energy prices to promote my green agenda
• I’m sorry for unfairly accusing my political opponents of being unpatriotic
• I’m sorry for making a tax cheat the Treasury Secretary
• I’m sorry for justifiably catching what for from the French for my irresponsible fiscal policies
• I’m sorry for providing aid and comfort to the enemy publically announcing a date certain for withdrawing troops
• I’m sorry for losing our AAA credit rating
• I’m sorry for appointing two ultra liberal judicial activist to the Supreme Court
• I’m sorry for bad mouthing my own Country when traveling abroad
• I’m sorry for advocating boneheaded Socialist policies
• I’m sorry for my rude and hostile comments and actions towards old and trusted friends Great Britain and Israel
• I’m sorry for appointing a sniper ducking pathological liar as Secretary of State
• I’m sorry for promoting the absurd notion of leading from behind as an effective foreign policy strategy
• I’m sorry for wasting the Country’s and Congress’ time making another jobs speech chock full of more lies and Marxist/Socialist propaganda than white on rice

Even though the President won’t say it ain’t no never mind about it the man truly is sorry. Sorry to say it but Barack Husain Obama is a sorry leader; sorry manager; sorry diplomat; sorry Commander-in-Chief; sorry judge of character; sorry golfer; sorry no class tacky Yankee; and well on his way to becoming the sorriest President this great Country has ever entrusted with the highest office in the land.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Alabama – 48/ Kent State – 7

ROLL TIDE!