Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 138: “Candidate Obama’s Joint Session of Congress 2012 Campaign Kick Off Speech By the Numbers”

Geometry and trigonometry and if they don't tax your brain there are numbers to big to be named
Numerical precision is a science with a mission
and I think its' gonna drive me insane

Parents fighting with their children
and the congress can't agree
teachers and their students are all jousting constantly
management and labor keep rattling old sabres
quacking like those Peabody ducks

Math suks (quack quack), Math suks (quack quack)
You don't even have to spell it
All you have to do is yell it
Math suks, that's right, Math suks, you got it
Sometime times I think that I don't know that much
but Math suks Math Suks, Jimmy Buffett

Candidate Obama’s joint session of Congress 2012 campaign kickoff speech last Thursday evening was a shameless abuse of Presidential privilege and decorum. Touted as a speech addressing the Country’s ongoing fiscal calamity in actuality it was nothing more than the President’s Socialist campaign platform for the 2012 election.

Labeled the American Jobs Bill the President proposed yet another massive wealth redistribution scheme to kick start the economy. Stimulus and shovel ready weren’t specifically mentioned but his remarks sure enough sounded awfully similar to the Administration’s 2009 trillion dollar Recovery Act that has left the Country teetering on the brink of economic catastrophe.

Following is a brief summary of the President’s remarks by the numbers:

1. 1st President in the history of the Union to blatantly abuse the time honored tradition of only addressing a joint session of Congress for State of the Union or other speeches of a truly momentous nature. FDR’s Pearl Harbor, McArthur’s farewell, W’s 9/11 speeches and now Barack Husain Obama’s 2012 campaign kickoff address. A historical travesty of Obamic proportions.
2. 4,156 words
3. 47 pauses for applause
4. 32 and ½ minutes in duration
5. 303 lines
6. 147 paragraphs
7. Chock full of 151 lies. (According to bipartisan watch dog group Liar, Liar Pants on Fire)
8. 27.5 lies per word
9. 8.2 lies per minute
10. 2 lies per line
11. 1 lie per paragraph
12. $500 billion in proposed new criminal deficit spending of other people’s money
13. $120.3 million per word
14. $15.4 billion per minute
15. $1.65 billion per line
16. $3.4 billion per paragraph
17. $3.5 billion per lie
18. 92 class warfare remarks
19. 38 race warfare remarks
20. 142 on the 1-100 hypocrisy scale
21. 28 demands for Congress to pass this mockery of a so called jobs bill immediately
22. 1outburst of loud and raucous laughter when the President made the following outlandish statement – “This isn't political grandstanding. This isn't class warfare.”
23. 1 particularly shameless lie claiming this half trillion dollar fiscal fiasco is already paid for
24. 0 offers to resign from office for gross/criminal negligence and incompetence; advocating Marxist/Socialist policies that further empower the central Government and erode our freedom and liberties; consistently lying, telling tall tales, and intentionally misleading all us poor dumb pilgrims who’s taxes are paying for the all this corrupt and boneheaded behavior Mr Obama and his liberal comrades in DC seem to take to as naturally as a duck to water, VP Biden to a bottle of scotch, Democrats expenditure of other people’s money, and Nancy Pelosi’s propensity to make the most dumb ass of remarks

Four days later Mr Obama followed up on his claim his new jobs bill was all paid for by informing us during another made for TV propaganda session of his plans to raise the revenue by taxing the rich and closing so called corporate loop holes on corporate jet owners and all those evil oil companies. In other words our”Financial Wizard-in-Chief“again wants to raise taxes on the very same folk that create most of the jobs in this country.

In the words of Mr. Buffett just like math the President’s proposed American Jobs Bill suks. By the numbers, content and/or merit the President’s “Son of Stimulus 1“Bill ain’t gonna create private sector job 1. No sir, no way, no how.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Alabama – 27/ Penn State – 11

ROLL TIDE!