Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 145: “We Can’t Wait”

From the time that I could walk he'd take me with him
To a bar called the Green Frog Cafe
There was old men with beer guts and dominoes
Lying 'bout their lives while they played
I was just a kid, they all called me "Sidekick"
Just like desperados waitin' for a train
Like desperados waitin' for a train “Like Desperados Waitin' For a Train,” Jerry Jeff Walker

For the last several months our “Political Hack-in-Chief” has completely abandoned even any pretense of actually governing and has been traveling around the country in full campaign mode on our dime. All things considered not a bad return on investment if it keeps this incompetent, Socialist, left wing, egomaniac too preoccupied with his reelection instead of forcing his Marxist dreams of grandeur down our collective throats.

Demonstrating the traits of a corrupt Chicago political district ward chief as opposed to the leader of the free world whom we’d hope would occasionally show a little class and decorum Mr. Obama transforms into a hyper-partisan; race baiting; class warfare advocate; elitist false populist that would sure enough make the likes of George C. Wallace, Bull Conner and Uncle Joe Stalin his self proud. Bless his tiny bleeding liberal heart reckon you can take the Communist community organizer out of Chicago but you’ll never take the tyrannical Bolshevik ways out of Barack Husain Obama.

Out on the stump promoting his sham of a jobs bill our “Blamer of Everyone but Himself-in-Chief “ has pointed his boney little finger from everybody from W to ATM’S to cover for his massive failures resulting from their attempts to convert the world’s most productive and largest free market economy into a cradle to grave Socialist Nanny State. Most lately the evil GOP Congress has been his political whipping boy guilty of all manner of nefarious deeds including higher murder and rape rates, starving the old and poor folks, and unexplainable massive new incidents of Restless Leg Syndrome.

His newest political tactic, “We Can’t Wait”, is in reality the same Chicken Little the sky is falling or face dire consequences of Koranic, and um Biblically, proportions strategy the Obama fear mongers used to pass the trillion dollar stimulus package, Obamacare, Dodd/Freddy In the Fanny Mac Frank, bank bailouts and the government confiscation of the US auto industry. All of which turning out to be unmitigated disasters resulting in 9 plus percent unemployment, the doubling of gas prices, more new debt than white on rice and frozen credit that is killing economic growth.

During his Saturday web/radio address our hurried CEO used a derivative of his new “We Can’t Wait “call to arms 948 times. Rumor has it the infamous Presidential teleprompter done blowed up due to the truly mind numbing repetition.

According to our signer of unconstitutional and illegal Executive Orders the following world shaking policy initiatives just can’t wait for Congressional approval:

• Complete takeover of the student loan program by Uncle Sammy resulting in no consequences defaults and free money compliments of the American tax payer
• Home financing mortgage relief loan program by Uncle Sammy resulting in no consequences defaults and free money compliments of the American tax payer
• To fix No Child Left Behind, the President directed his administration to move forward with a plan to give states the flexibility they need to help students meet higher standards.
• The Administration acted to cut dramatically the time it takes for small businesses that contract with the federal government to get paid.
• Eliminated outdated regulations that will save hospitals and patients billions of dollars in the years ahead. Specifics on how this would be accomplished as usual are few and far between

Independently and collectively these measures won’t amount to a bucket of warm spit. Nothing more than additional examples of wealth redistribution to the President’s victim class constituencies.

In the spirit of “We Can’t Wait” Thoughts of Obama From Bama would like to add a few items to the list:

1. “We Can’t Wait” to see the door knob hit Mr. Obama in the arse on his way out the door of the White House after losing the election next fall
2. “We Can’t Wait “till VP Biden permanently retires to the nearest Irish pub and stops embarrassing the Country every time he opens that cavernous mouth
3. “We Can’t Wait” for She of the Shaved Butt Ugly Pants Suit Klan, Madame Secretary of State Hillary Rohdam-Clinton, to slip off into political has been status with faithful husband Saturday Night Bill never to duck enemy sniper fire again
4. “We Can’t Wait” to watch senior political hack, terrorist sympathizer, liar, and racist bonehead, AG Eric Holder hauled off to jail with all the other criminals

We also can’t wait to watch college football’s National Championship Saturday night at Bryant/Denny in Tuscaloosa when the Alabama Crimson Tide knock off the number one ranked LSU Tigers.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes