Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 144: “Reports Confirm 40%-50% of American People Are Missing Half Their Brain”

When the telephone woke me this morning, I'm
sorry was the first thing I said
From that point it get's a bit fuzzy, thinking with half a head
Putting the pieces together, it's shocking to flash on the past
'Cause when you are known as a rascal, you can bet you showed off your ass “I Was So Bad Last Night “ Jerry Jeff Walker

Best take care out there children. There sure enough seems to be an insidious and nefarious plot a foot in the home of the brave and none of us are immune.

Considering the Country’s absolutely dismal financial status and diminished standing in the world President Obama’s current poll numbers are truly remarkable. So remarkable something truly sinister must be spreading across this great nation faster than kudzu.

After exhausting all the other options it’s obvious to us 40% to 50% of our fellow citizens are the victims of an unspeakable heinous act. Somebody slowly and stealthily has done snuck up on each and every one of these individuals, stuck a straw in their ear, and sucked out half their brain.

In our way of reckoning that’s the only credible explanation for these radical left wing head cases that continue to support not only the worst but also the most dangerous President in the history of the Union. It’s almost like watching an episode of AMC’s “Walking Dead“ just on a much grander scale.

Following is a summary of the current polling according to Real Clear Politics.com averages that should have all of us as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs:

• Obama Approval 44 – Disapproval 51
• Obama 46 – Romney 45
• Obama 48 – Cain 40
• Obama 50 – Perry 39
• Obama 49 – Gingrich 36
• Obama 41 – Generic Republican 43
• Direction of Country, Right 19 – Wrong 75

It ain’t like he’s exactly walking in high cotton but almost unbelievably President “All Manner of Disaster “ Obama is polling between 41 and 50 in every match up. Considering the complete and abject failure of the Obama Socialist regime these numbers are more frightening than being stranded on a disserted island with Nancy Pelosi.

The world’s greatest nation ever is rapidly approaching a tipping point and Barack Obama and his half brained faithful are about to spill us over into the mediocrity of a Marxist/Socialist abyss. Dr. Adrian Rogers astutely described our pending downfall when he wrote the following almost 30 years ago:

• “You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.”

With Halloween rapidly approaching best take care not to become the next victim of Obama’s army of straw carrying, half brained, wild eyed, left wing, radical extremist, liberal boneheads. Observing VP Biden, Representative Pelosi and Senator Reid surely provides inspiration for us all too diligently stand watch for Obamaites lurking in the shadows armed with brain sucking straws.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Alabama – 37/ Tenn Vols– 6

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