Thoughts On Obama From Bama

Week 161- One Word Says it All

Please don't say manana if you don't mean it
I have heard those words for so very long
Don't try to describe the ocean if you've never seen it
Don't ever forget that you just may wind up being wrong
Manana, Jimmy Buffett

Four GOP presidential candidates gathered in Arizona for their 4ooth debate of this crazy ass republican primary. Sponsored by the liberal boneheads at CNN the evening turned out to be surprisingly informative, interesting and even a tad bit entertaining at times.

One of the most memorable moments was an online question from the audience that actually prompted some fairly revealing responses from the candidates. In one word describe yourself without any caveats or elaboration.
Here's what the boys had to say:

• Ron Paul- Our crazy uncle in the attic claimed he was CONSISTENT. We agree, consistently endearing and crazier than a runt over dog. He certainly advocates sound fiscal policy but with fanatical enthusiasm. His isolationist thoughts about foreign policy would scare a full grown mule.


• Rick Santorum- COURAGE. Considering his family life and passion for promoting traditional values seems fittin. Especially the fact he's raising seven youngins including a special needs daughter that merits all of our admiration.


• Mitt Romney- Said stoically he is RESOLUTE. An impressive and powerful choice of words. If he ever convinces all of us poor dumb pilgrims he truly is a conservative of substance, his cult membership won't adversely effect his governance, this man who represents the epitome of a natural born president predestined to hold the highest office in the land might just win our support.


• Newt Gingrich- The man that was referred to as an angry little muffin by the Wall Street Journal smiling like a possum stated he would describe his happy ass as CHEERFULL. Mr. Happy Britches, who actually is the most experienced, conservative, world shaking big ideas/thinker in the race gave an unexpected and positively memorable response. Can the Newt raise up from the ashes for a third time? We sure enough wouldn't bet against the boy.

Naturally after hearing from the GOP candidates we started thinking about one word descriptions for the current occupant of White House and untold number of applicable options came to mind. We're tickled pink to provide the following list of words describing Mr. Hope and Change his self Barack Husein Obama:

• SOCIALIST


• RADICAL


• SOCIALIST


• EXTREMIST


• SOCIALIST


• LIBERAL


• SOCIALIST


• PROGRESSIVE


• SOCIALIST


• SECULARIST


• SOCIALIST


• WHINER


• SOCIALIST


• HYPOCRITE


• SOCIALIST


• DECEITFUL


• SOCIALIST


• DEVIOUS


• SOCIALIST


• INCOMPETENT


• SOCIALIST


• EGOMANIAC


• SOCIALIST


• HACK


• SOCIALIST


• TYRANT


• SOCIALIST


• BONEHEAD


• SOCIALIST


• ARROGANT


• SOCIALIST


• NARCISSIST


• SOCIALIST


• APPEASER


• SOCIALIST


• LIAR


• SOCIALIST


• DANGEROUS


• SOCIALIST


• MARXIST


• SOCIALIST


• HEADCASE


• SOCIALIST


• SANCTIMONIOUS


• SOCIALIST


• COMMUNIST


• SOCIALIST


• LEFTIST


• SOCIALIST


• COMRADE


• SOCIALIST


• IVAN


• SOCIALIST


• BOLSHEVIK


• SOCIALIST


• DUMBO-EARS


• SOCIALIST


• PINHEAD


• SOCIALIST


• SCOUNDREL


• SOCIALIST


• MISCREANT


• SOCIALIST


• RACIST


• SOCIALIST


• CLASS-WARRIOR


• SOCIALIST


• FANATIC


• SOCIALIST


• FAILURE


• SOCIALIST

One more word that certainly applies is loser. Hopefully we'll make that word an official designation in November.

I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W Garikes