Thoughts On Obama From Bama

Week 162: White House Academy Awards

Don't give me hope
And take it away
Cause I'll show my weakness
Make you to stay
Don't give me something
To build all around
And just for a thrill
You tear it all down

Don't make me hope again
Knowing when you've grown tired of me
That you just disappear and leave me waiting here
Playin' the loser again Playin' the Loser Again, Jimmy Buffett

Week 161 of the train wreck known as the Obama Presidency coincided with Hollywood’s annual gathering of radical left wing head cases to recognize them for alleged outstanding artistic achievement. Decked out in their Sunday best the usual suspects of econazies, anti-war wimps, gay rights extremist, gun control fanatics, ill informed, elitist boneheads showed up on the red carpet of this year’s Academy Awards and as usual sure enough took advantage of every opportunity to advocate and advance their ultra liberal agendas.

Also, as usual, the hypocrisy in the air surrounding this annual self indulgent ego trip was so thick you could cut it with a knife. The carbon footprint from the thousands of gas guzzling stretch limos would make Al Gore sick enough to cancel a midnight massage therapy session and the number of firearms carried by security details, body guards and hip hop rapper thugs would make AG Eric “Fast and Furious Illegal Gun Smuggler“ Holder proud.

As the entire Obama Administration is right similar to a seemingly never ending B rated horror flick Thoughts On Obama From Bama is just tickled pink to conduct the first ever White House Academy Awards. Considering the special effects and kickass acting job this gang has done pretending to be patriots, capitalist, and freedom loving Americans we can’t think of a group of individuals more deserving of this special recognition.

“And the winner is”

• BEST COSTUME DESIGN – “She of the Butt Ugly Pants Suit Klan“, starring Hillary as pathological liar cult leader traveling the world dodging enemy sniper fire
• BEST MAKEUP – “El Naturell“, starring Hillary as pathological liar cult leader traveling the world dodging enemy sniper fire never brushing her hair or applying makeup showing every minute of age on her 60 something victimized face
• BEST SOUND EDITING – “Me and My Teleprompter“, starring Barack Obama in a Sci-Fi thriller about a man who has a teleprompter growing out of his forehead
• BEST ORIGINAL SONG – “I’m a Drunk Irish Buffoon Gaff Machine”, performed by VP Joe Biden from movie of same name starring the VEEP
• BEST DOCUMENTARY - “A Lesson in Criminal Incompetence”, a hard hitting day to day look at the Obama Cabinet
• BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM – “My Friend Omar“, Arabic film starring AG Eric Holder about a Islamic Jihadist Sympathizer
• BEST SCREENPLAY – “The Blame Game“, by Press Secretary Jay Carney. Movie about world leader who blames everything from W; tsunamis; GOP; killer bees; rising tides; oil companies; Rush Limbaugh; Israel; the tooth fairy; rich folk; white folk; brown folk; yellow folk; Congress; Fox News; Wall Street; We the People; day light savings time for all of his abject failures
• BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS – “Bite Me Monica“ starring Hillary as woman scorned pathological liar cult leader traveling the world dodging enemy sniper fire never brushing her hair or applying makeup showing every minute of age on her 60 something victimized face
• BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR – “Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers“, starring VP Uncle Joe Biden
• BEST ACTRESS – Michelle Obama starring in “Food Police Enforcer”, story about angry black woman who leads national advocacy movement to criminalize big macs and fries
• BEST ACTOR – Barack Huisan Obama, starring in “The Socialist“. Easiest role he ever played, no acting required
• BEST MOVIE – “Spending Other People’s Money“, record breaking over budget box office hit starring the entire Obama change gang. 5 trillion over budget but not their fault, inherited unforeseen cost over runs from W

Our congratulations to all of this year’s winners. Ain’t no never doubt about it the most infamous bunch of characters to ever occupy 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W Garikes