Thoughts On Obama From Bama

Week 164: Perception is Reality – My Happy White Skinny Ass

Thank God the tiki bar is open
Thank God the tiki torch still shines
Thank God the tiki bar is open
Come on in and open up your mind

On a leave of absence
With no resemblance to reality
I felt like a rocket launched into the wild blue yonder
By the boys down at Kennedy.

Checked into His Majesty's Court Hotel
Where the sign said 'praise his name'
I was tired and alone I didn't feel too well
But I don't think that he was to blame
The Tiki Bar Is Open, Jimmy Buffett

Remember Hillary’s paranoid delusions of some mythical vast right wing conspiracy that was ruthlessly and unfairly ruining the Clinton presidency. It weren’t as much as a bona fide conspiracy but more of a critical mass of illegal and sordid conduct that was so overwhelming even their adoring dominions in the left wing media elite finally had to report on their abuses of power; felonies; Saturday Night Bill’s repeated sexual assaults and stepping out on Hillary; scandalous financial behavior; and no count white trash propensities.

Even though the elusive vast right wing conspiracy was a nothing more than a deep, dark, psychotic compulsion hidden in the depths of Hillary’s narcotics altered secular progressive malfunctioning brain doesn’t mean there ain’t a vast left wing conspiracy currently working harder than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest fundamentally transforming the America we all know and love into an European style socialist nanny state. This bunch of radical left wing boneheads is already hard at work creating the greatest misperceptions in our country’s historic and storied development and standing right up like they had good sense proclaiming the virtues of a new reality.

Every head case, arrogant, liberal, political hack, talking head, columnist, commentator from the likes of the elitist scribes at the communist rag the New York Times to the ultra-liberal boneheaded corrupt journalist and anchors at MSNBC are advancing the false perception that the current economic metrics including the criminally high unemployment rate and 1.5 percent growth rate aren’t near as bad as it could have been without the enlightened leadership of President Obama. Besides, in today’s hyper competitive global market this new reality is about as much as we can reasonably expect.

They also figure if the say it often and with great enthusiasm all us poor dumb pilgrims will eventually start believing this load of horse manure. With few challenging their new liberal political reality with the exception of FOX News, Rush and other talk radio conservatives we best should all take care not to allow these leftist propaganda merchants to even get a toe-hold in the hearts and minds of the independents who ultimately are gonna be the folks deciding the most important election of our life time.

It’s truly shameful what these radical leftwing propagandists including our Bolshevik-in-Chief are saying in their attempts to brainwash we the people. Following are a few recent examples of their most outrageous remarks to the GOP Presidential candidates and other conservative thought leaders:

• “With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around doesn’t President Obama have a strong argument for reelection?” , Wolf “Grey Beard” Blitzer, CNN
• “With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around doesn’t President Obama have a strong argument for reelection?” , Chris “I Got a Serious Man Crush on Barack” Mathews, MSNBC
• “With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around doesn’t President Obama have a strong argument for reelection?”, Andrea “Older Than Baseball” Mitchell, NBC
• “With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around doesn’t President Obama have a strong argument for reelection?”, George “I Still Have a Man Crush on Bill Clinton” Stephanopoulos, ABC
• “With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around doesn’t President Obama have a strong argument for reelection?”, Scott “Nobody Even Knows Who I Am” Pelley, CBS
• “With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around doesn’t President Obama have a strong argument for reelection?”, Katie “I Got Fired Cause I’m Dumber Than a Bag of Rocks” Kurick, former CBS anchor
• “With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around doesn’t President Obama have a strong argument for reelection?”, Diane “Looks Pretty Damn Good for 70” Sawyer, ABC
• “With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around doesn’t President Obama have a strong argument for reelection?”, Anderson “ I Sure do Miss Barney Freddie in the Fannie Mac Frank” Cooper, CNN
• “With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around doesn’t President Obama have a strong argument for reelection?”, Christiane “Radical Islamic Jihadist” Amanpour, ABC
• "These guys have a fundamentally different economic philosophy. We're about promoting the private sector. They're about protecting the privileged sector. With unemployment coming down and the economy turning around President Obama has a strong argument for reelection.” VP Joe “I’m Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers” Biden
• It’s only fair, and everybody is entitled to their fair share, to be fair with unemployment coming down and the economy turning around my Administration has a strong argument for reelection.”, The Great Redistributor of Wealth-in-Chief

Like we said, say it loud and proud and perception sure enough might turn out to be reality. A classic propaganda tactic right out of the Obama political playbook, the Communist Manifesto.

I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.

Ron W Garikes