Thoughts On Obama From Bama
Week 173: “Did You Know”
On a black and white TV, in a dark saloon
I was watching Neil Armstrong walking on the moon
And later on I got high and climbed up on the bar
I told everybody there I could fly above the stars
I was in a Dallas disco the night that John Lennon died
And the DJ played "Imagine" and everybody cried
I remember a thousand lighters held up in our hands
All we were saying them "Let's give peace a chance"
Where was I when you stopped loving me?
When did I become history?
There's not many things that escape my memory
Tell me where was I when you stopped loving me?
Jerry Jeff Walker, Where Was I
Employing a propaganda tactic that would make the likes of Castro, Mao, Stalin, Lenin and even Herman Goebbels proud the historical revisionist at 1600 Pennsylvania have not only crossed the line they screamed across it like a runaway train. An unprecedented and despicable abuse of power and pure propaganda that should have the alleged free press calling for heads to roll and resignations more abundant than white on rice.
Seems like the boneheaded yahoo wordsmiths in the West wing decided it would be just brilliant to add a new section to former Presidents Bios on the White House official website titled “Did You Know“ promoting one of their most notable achievements with a current Obama initiative. The veracity of the claim be damned as long as it puts the president in the best light when compared with his esteemed predecessors.
If W or another Republican president pulled a stunt like this the liberal head cases in the mainstream media would gather at the White House, surround the building, clasp hands and spontaneously self-combust while singing Keep Hope Alive. How would we ever get by without the likes of Dan Rather, Chris Mathews and the gals from The View?
Starting with former President Calvin Coolidge following are a few examples of Comrade Obama’s Did You Know propaganda statements:
• On Feb. 22, 1924 Calvin Coolidge became the first president to make a public radio address to the American people. President Coolidge later helped create the Federal Radio Commission, which has now evolved to become the Federal Communications Commission (FCC). President Obama became the first president to hold virtual gatherings and town halls using Twitter, Facebook, and Google+ LinkedIn etc.
• Claimed Ronald Reagan supported raising taxes on the wealthy and would have supported Obama’s Buffett Rule
• Compared his youth and charisma to JFK
• Talked about the similarities between his healthcare act and LBJ’s Great Society
• Made the same comparison with FDR
• Said his stimulus package worked like Ike’s Highway program
• Bragged he enhanced our standing in the world same as Clinton
• Responsibly reduced Defense spending just like Peanut
• Improved relations with China on par with Nixon
• Revered like Honest Abe
• Loved and adored more than Washington
To my total amazement and great surprise while reviewing these pearls of wisdom on the White House website they literally began to disappear before my very eyes. The Obama propagandist obviously got caught with their hands in the proverbial cookie jar and someone up there with half a brain decided to delete all this exaggerated dribble.
We sure enough are tickled pink somebody finally came to their senses but also strongly believe the boneheaded moron who came up with this brilliant idea ought to be tarred, feathered and runt out of town on a rail. We got a rail, anybody with some extra tar and feathers just let us know of your availability for a little going away party at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.
Ron W Garikes
Monday, May 21, 2012
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Thoughts On Obama From Bama
Week 172: “Presidential To Do List”
Pack up all your dishes
Make note of all good wishes
Say goodbye to the landlord for me
That sum-bitch has always bored me
Throw out them old LA papers
And that moldy box of vanilla wafers
Adios to all this concrete
Gonna get me some dirt road back street
If I can just get off of that L.A. freeway
Without getting killed or caught
Down that road in a cloud of smoke
For some land that I ain't bought bought bought
If I can just get off of that L.A. freeway
Without getting killed or caught
Down that road in a cloud of smoke
For some land that I ain't bought bought bought
If I can just get off of that L.A. freeway
L. A. Freeway, Jerry Jeff Walker
Bless his little socialist heart our 44th president, Barack Housin Obama, is sure enough just a good ole boy. Always looking out for the rest of us poor dumb pilgrims trying to make sure we all get a fair shot and our fair share.
He even took the time this week to create a To Do List for his friends in Congress. Sure is kind of him to take time from his busy schedule killing notorious terrorist, spending other people’s money and evolving into an advocate of gay marriage to reach out to Congress with such a helpful gesture.
Truly is a shame this empty gesture is nothing more than left wing political posturing and pandering chock full of more class, race, and generational warfare. This country is in a world of hurt and what we are in dire need of is courageous leadership.
More of the same cowardly Obama empty rhetoric and political shenanigans won’t help create one job, enhance economic growth or pay down one penny of the national debt. As usual, any actual real reforms that might really have some redeeming value are few and far between.
Following is Mr. Obama’s sham flim/flam Congressional To Do List:
• Reward American Jobs, Eliminate Tax Incentives To Ship Jobs Over Seas - Nipping at the margins. We need serious tax reform
• Cut Red Tape So Responsible Homeowners Can Refinance – Right, a good start would be to repeal Dodd/Frank, a bill Mr Obama welcomed with a big ole sloppy wet kiss
• Invest in a New Hire Tax Credit for Small Businesses - A onetime credit ain’t gonna get the bulldog fed
• Create Jobs By Investing In Affordable Clean Energy – Everybody say it loud and proud, SOLINDRA.
• Put Returning Veterans to Work Using Skills Developed in the Military – Already taken care of. No federal mandate required
In the spirit of generosity and taking Mr. Obama’s lead we’ve created our own Presidential To Do List and our just tickled pink to share with our Campaigner-in-Chief here. Don’t rightly know if he’ll ever see it but hope springs eternal:
• Write letter of resignation effective immediately
• Openly declare allegiance to Socialist party
• Quit golf, no self-respecting Marxist/Communist would ever take up the game
• Stop spending other people’s money
• Schedule moving vans for January 2013
• Schedule ear reduction surgery
• Accuse Mitt Romney of being Anti-Christ
• Blame W for every calamity of the 21st century
• Plan exile to Havana, Moscow or Caracas
• Hit his knees, or prayer mat, and beg the American people for forgiveness
• Start to blame W for defeat in November
• Write VP Biden thank you note for making him look like a bona fide genius
Another empty gesture from Mr. Obama that’s about as useful as a warm bucket of spit. Let’s hope he takes our advice and has those moving vans lined up in the driveway next January.
I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.
Ron W Garikes
Week 172: “Presidential To Do List”
Pack up all your dishes
Make note of all good wishes
Say goodbye to the landlord for me
That sum-bitch has always bored me
Throw out them old LA papers
And that moldy box of vanilla wafers
Adios to all this concrete
Gonna get me some dirt road back street
If I can just get off of that L.A. freeway
Without getting killed or caught
Down that road in a cloud of smoke
For some land that I ain't bought bought bought
If I can just get off of that L.A. freeway
Without getting killed or caught
Down that road in a cloud of smoke
For some land that I ain't bought bought bought
If I can just get off of that L.A. freeway
L. A. Freeway, Jerry Jeff Walker
Bless his little socialist heart our 44th president, Barack Housin Obama, is sure enough just a good ole boy. Always looking out for the rest of us poor dumb pilgrims trying to make sure we all get a fair shot and our fair share.
He even took the time this week to create a To Do List for his friends in Congress. Sure is kind of him to take time from his busy schedule killing notorious terrorist, spending other people’s money and evolving into an advocate of gay marriage to reach out to Congress with such a helpful gesture.
Truly is a shame this empty gesture is nothing more than left wing political posturing and pandering chock full of more class, race, and generational warfare. This country is in a world of hurt and what we are in dire need of is courageous leadership.
More of the same cowardly Obama empty rhetoric and political shenanigans won’t help create one job, enhance economic growth or pay down one penny of the national debt. As usual, any actual real reforms that might really have some redeeming value are few and far between.
Following is Mr. Obama’s sham flim/flam Congressional To Do List:
• Reward American Jobs, Eliminate Tax Incentives To Ship Jobs Over Seas - Nipping at the margins. We need serious tax reform
• Cut Red Tape So Responsible Homeowners Can Refinance – Right, a good start would be to repeal Dodd/Frank, a bill Mr Obama welcomed with a big ole sloppy wet kiss
• Invest in a New Hire Tax Credit for Small Businesses - A onetime credit ain’t gonna get the bulldog fed
• Create Jobs By Investing In Affordable Clean Energy – Everybody say it loud and proud, SOLINDRA.
• Put Returning Veterans to Work Using Skills Developed in the Military – Already taken care of. No federal mandate required
In the spirit of generosity and taking Mr. Obama’s lead we’ve created our own Presidential To Do List and our just tickled pink to share with our Campaigner-in-Chief here. Don’t rightly know if he’ll ever see it but hope springs eternal:
• Write letter of resignation effective immediately
• Openly declare allegiance to Socialist party
• Quit golf, no self-respecting Marxist/Communist would ever take up the game
• Stop spending other people’s money
• Schedule moving vans for January 2013
• Schedule ear reduction surgery
• Accuse Mitt Romney of being Anti-Christ
• Blame W for every calamity of the 21st century
• Plan exile to Havana, Moscow or Caracas
• Hit his knees, or prayer mat, and beg the American people for forgiveness
• Start to blame W for defeat in November
• Write VP Biden thank you note for making him look like a bona fide genius
Another empty gesture from Mr. Obama that’s about as useful as a warm bucket of spit. Let’s hope he takes our advice and has those moving vans lined up in the driveway next January.
I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.
Ron W Garikes
Sunday, May 6, 2012
Thoughts On Obama From Bama
Week 171: “Our Shameless, Egomaniac, Narcissist-in-Chief”
Up every morning, out every evening
Hustling for headlines, that's what I do
Table at Sardi's, grappling for gossip
Working the press for a mention or two
I never acted like some nervous rookie
Right form the start I was hot as a cookie
I was a numero uno What a debut
Public Relations,
Public Relations
Boozing and schmoozing, that's what I do
PR's my vocation
And I'm a sensation
Public relations Such hullabaloo
Public Relations, Jimmy Buffett
Barack Hoisin Obama’s hypocritical, conceited, shameless, egomaniacal, and narcissistic behavior is truly a sight to behold. In 171 short weeks this self-indulgent, radical left wing, bonehead has diminished the office of the US Presidency to depths we ain’t never seen in these parts before.
In this week’s latest propaganda campaign video former President Bill Clinton describes the so called heroic, historic, and audacious decision our fearless leader made to assassinate the world’s number 1 terrorist, UBL A few of Saturday Night Bill’s comments sure enough reveal the humungous ego and unbridled narcissism of our 44th President.
Consider the following astonishing remarks that rolled off of Slick Willie’s tongue. To paraphrase: •
To add insult to injury they ended this propaganda video with the absolutely unfounded and outlandish claim that put in the same situation Mitt Romney wouldn’t have pulled the trigger. This tactic riled up folks on both sides of the isle including liberal head case Arianna Huffington who referred to the Romney claim and video as despicable.
For a man who stood right on up there as if he had good sense strongly proclaiming there would be no spiking the football or dancing in the end zone over UBL’s assassination the Change We Can Believe crowd really puked on their own shoes on this one. There recent victory lap this week included:
Barack Hoisin Obama sure enough is one genuine piece of work. Ain’t no never mind about it he’s the most hypocritical, conceited, shameless, egomaniacal, and narcissistic bonehead to ever walk the hallowed halls of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.
Ron W Garikes
Week 171: “Our Shameless, Egomaniac, Narcissist-in-Chief”
Up every morning, out every evening
Hustling for headlines, that's what I do
Table at Sardi's, grappling for gossip
Working the press for a mention or two
I never acted like some nervous rookie
Right form the start I was hot as a cookie
I was a numero uno What a debut
Public Relations,
Public Relations
Boozing and schmoozing, that's what I do
PR's my vocation
And I'm a sensation
Public relations Such hullabaloo
Public Relations, Jimmy Buffett
Barack Hoisin Obama’s hypocritical, conceited, shameless, egomaniacal, and narcissistic behavior is truly a sight to behold. In 171 short weeks this self-indulgent, radical left wing, bonehead has diminished the office of the US Presidency to depths we ain’t never seen in these parts before.
In this week’s latest propaganda campaign video former President Bill Clinton describes the so called heroic, historic, and audacious decision our fearless leader made to assassinate the world’s number 1 terrorist, UBL A few of Saturday Night Bill’s comments sure enough reveal the humungous ego and unbridled narcissism of our 44th President.
Consider the following astonishing remarks that rolled off of Slick Willie’s tongue. To paraphrase: •
- “…can you imagine what would have happened to President Obama politically if they didn’t pull this thing off? A chopper crash, UBL not there, causalities, it would have been awful…”
- “…can you imagine what would have happened to President Obama politically…?
- “…can you imagine what would have happened to President Obama politically…?”
- “…can you imagine what would have happened to President Obama politically…?”
- “…can you imagine what would have happened to President Obama politically…?”
- “…can you imagine what would have happened to President Obama politically…?”
- “…can you imagine what would have happened to President Obama politically…?”
- “…can you imagine what would have happened to President Obama politically…?
To add insult to injury they ended this propaganda video with the absolutely unfounded and outlandish claim that put in the same situation Mitt Romney wouldn’t have pulled the trigger. This tactic riled up folks on both sides of the isle including liberal head case Arianna Huffington who referred to the Romney claim and video as despicable.
For a man who stood right on up there as if he had good sense strongly proclaiming there would be no spiking the football or dancing in the end zone over UBL’s assassination the Change We Can Believe crowd really puked on their own shoes on this one. There recent victory lap this week included:
- The Saturday Night Bill campaign video
- A secret trip to Afghanistan on the anniversary of UBL’s death
- An I, I, I speech to rally the troops
- An I, I, I prime time speech patting himself on the back again for the UBL decision
Barack Hoisin Obama sure enough is one genuine piece of work. Ain’t no never mind about it he’s the most hypocritical, conceited, shameless, egomaniacal, and narcissistic bonehead to ever walk the hallowed halls of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.
Ron W Garikes
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