Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 40: “The Patients Really are Running the Asylum”

“With these changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes Nothing remains quite the same

With all of my running and all of my cunning If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane

If we couldn't laugh we just would go insane If we weren't all crazy we would go insane “

Jimmy Buffett – “Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes”

There seems to be some seriously crazy ass folks currently running this Country. This handful of leftwing Socialist extremist all appear to be inflicted with a Messiah and/or God complex or some other truly dangerous psychological malady.

With a grandiose sense of self importance and arrogance, thinking they are just right smarter than everyone else and all the experts in their respective fields, this bunch of inexperienced lunatics are already running Wall Street; the US Auto industry; the domestic Energy industry; and now have their delusionary hearts set on a hostile takeover of 1/6 of the domestic economy, the US Healthcare System.

Starting with our MD/Healer/ Physician/Head Nurse/Med Tech/Hospital Administrator/Orderly/Candy Striper/Brain Surgeon/Bedpan Cleaner/Radiologist/Never Spent a Single Minute of his Life Working in the Healthcare Industry-in-Chief, our 44th President Barack Husain Obama, along with the politicians and White House staffers writing the so called Healthcare Reform (Socialized Medicine) legislation all of whom don’t know jack about delivering or financing Healthcare Services.

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A quick check of the President’s bio confirms his “work” experience in the healthcare industry:

1. ________________
2. ________________
3. ________________

Impressive, a big fat goose egg; zero; nada; zilch; nothing/no thing. Of course the President in actuality doesn’t have any real business or management experience, Healthcare or otherwise. He has never met a payroll, negotiated a line of credit, purchased insurance for employees or competed in a free market economy.

To be fair, he was born in a hospital; frequently drives by one; he does watch “Grey’s Anatomy” on Thursday nights; and Michelle did have that cushy part time position as Community Outreach Director at the University of Chicago making $300 grand while working only 20 hours a week. We should all sleep like fat babies at night comforted from the knowledge that such a seasoned and experienced individual is not only running the Government but also a big chunk of our private sector economy.

Rahm Emanuel, White House Chief of Staff and Political Hatchet man; Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House; and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid are the other three seasoned “Healthcare professionals” merging together a final bill. A review of their Healthcare credentials reveals the following:

· Rahm Emanuel – Chicago political hack; Clinton flunky; Investment Banker; Board Member of the corrupt and now financially defunct Freddie Mac; Congressman/Democratic leadership.
Healthcare Experience – Father and brother both Docs; Watches “Greys Anatomy” with First Family on Thursday nights
· Nancy Pelosi – Mother of 5 little Socialist; San Francisco political hack; Married money; Congresswoman/Democratic leadership.
Healthcare Experience – Has 3 Plastic Surgeons on call 24/7; Spends summer vacations in exclusive Swiss Psychiatric Hospital receiving therapy for her chronic “I’m a hopeless airhead, radical, leftwing, liberal, Socialist/Marxist, head case” Syndrome; She loved the movie “Coma”
· Harry Reid – Nevada political hack; Congressman; Senator/Democratic leadership; seemingly has never earned a dime in the private sector.
Healthcare Experience: Played Doctor once when12 with girl next door; Received millions from malpractice trial lawyers lobby; Addicted to old MASH reruns.

Taking all this into consideration raises some interesting questions:

1. Have we completely lost our collective minds allowing four individuals, with absolutely zero experience in the healthcare industry, to write a bill that basically transforms our current free market Health system into Socialized Medicine, resulting in rationing, increased cost and a lower quality of care?
2. Isn’t it crazy to turn the best Healthcare System in the world upside down and inside out when 85% of us love it and the other 15% can be taken care of without spending trillions and a Government takeover?
3. Do we need to stop the madness, throw this Bill out, consult the experts and fix what needs fixen and keep Uncle Sammy’s grubby little hands off of our Healthcare?

The answers and feel free to shout em out loud openly and without shame:

1. YES!
2. HELL YES!!!
3. HELL BARACK HUISAN OBAMA IS A POINTY HEADED SOCIALIST RADICAL LEFTWING MARXIST YES!!!!!

Another question that begs answering is will our Bonehead-in-Chief and his liberal comrades in Congress ever learn that it is contrary to the Laws of Nature and Physics for big Government to run any large Socialist entitlement program, actually with the exception of the Military it’s probably fair to include any large entity in this category, in an efficient, productive and fiscally responsible fashion? Albert Einstein defined insanity as “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”. According to ole Al the President and his liberal elitist fellow Democrats must all be stark raving mad.

With Healthcare Reform/Socialized Medicine being their most recent departure from sanity there are a mess of other examples that support Al’s “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” diagnosis including:

· Social Security – Established during the Great Depression as a financial safety net. Current status: Bloated, broke and insolvent
· Medicaid and Medicare – Passed into law in the 1960’s as part of LBJ’s Great Society to provide healthcare for the elderly and poor. Current status: Riddled with fraud and corruption, bloated, broke and insolvent.
· Welfare/War on Poverty – Also part of LBJ’s Great Society, trillions expended, victim class created. Current status: Lost the War.
· The U.S. Postal Service - Established in 1775, Current status: Even with no competition on daily mail delivery, bloated, broke and insolvent.
· Fannie Mae established in 1938 and Freddie Mac in 1970 have both gone belly up because of experiments in social engineering advocating the redistribution of wealth. Current status: Riddled with fraud and corruption, bloated, broke and insolvent.

Adding Government run Healthcare/Socialized Medicine to this list confirms the “Change We Can Believe In” gang are all crazier than an outhouse rat.

Are the patients really running the asylum? If Einstein’s definition of insanity holds water it would unfortunately seem to be an accurate assessment of our current political predicament.

Bless their psychotic hearts, hopefully we can keep these poor demented souls away from matches, sharp objects and from implementing major Socialist program initiatives doomed for failure for the next three years. Good Lord willing and the creek don’t rise we will all survive this insanity until then, at which time, Baracky, Rhamy. Nancy and Harry can all take well deserved extended “vacations” at the Democrat Oaks Psychiatric Hospital for the Seriously Disturbed and Crazy Ass People.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Week 8 – Alabama 12, Tennessee 10

Roll Tide, Roll Tide, Roll on Mighty Tide

Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 39: “Barackasswards”

“The Arabs are a backwards people who eat nothing but Camel dung” Winston Churchill

In the grand scheme of things there seems to be no doubt that our 44th President and Creator of Crisis-in-Chief has his priorities completely out of whack. During week 39 of the train wreck known as the Obama Administration our President declared war on the US Health Insurance industry, Rush Limbaugh and the Fox News Network. With a real live shooting war already raging in Afghanistan in dire need of Presidential leadership it would seem Mr. Obama’s actions are totally “Barackasswards”.

The Camel dung consuming folks Mr. Churchill so eloquently refers to above, certainly not all Arabs but definitely the likes of al Qaeda, the Taliban and all the other wild eyed Islamic Jihadist currently infesting Afghanistan and Pakistan, demand and deserve our full and undivided attention. President Obama’s waffling and indecisiveness about his Afghan strategy with troops in harm’s way is inexcusable and another sign of his “Barackasswards” approach to waging this war.

Back in August our Waffler-in-Chief’s handpicked commander of the Afghan Theatre, General McChrystal, recommended the addition of 40,000 troops would be required for a successful counterinsurgency. He further warned the situation on the ground was quickly going to Hell in a Handbag and that the war could be lost without immediate and decisive action. 8 weeks later no decisions, no direction, and a total vacuum of Presidential leadership. Unequivocally a “Barackasswards” response to an urgent and serious situation.

Our Passivist-in-Chief claims the unstable political situation, specifically the Presidential runoff election in Afghanistan, needs to be resolved before he makes any final decisions about our military strategy. Considering the political situation in Afghanistan has been unstable for centuries and the occupant of their Presidential mansion has absolutely no impact on our ability to kill Mr. Churchill’s Camel Dung eaters, Mr. Obama’s inaction is inexplicable and completely “Barackasswards”.

Unfortunately, our Appeaser-in-Chief’s strategy in Afghanistan is consistent with the blame America first, bend over and grab his ankles, thank you sir may I have another approach to foreign policy he has pursued around the world for the last 39 weeks. This “Barackasswards” foreign policy does not bode well for our national security interest or standing in the world. New real national security crisis are spreading across the globe faster than kudzu.

Current hot spots created in large part by our “Barackasswards” foreign policy initiatives include:

· Central and South America – Exchanging books with insane 3rd world Despots and enduring hours of Hate America BS – Bend over and grab his ankles, thank you Mr. Chavez and Noriega may I have another - “Barackasswards” diplomacy at its best.
· Middle East Peace Talks – Folding to Israel’s refusal to stop expansion – Bend over and grab his ankles, thank you Mr. Netanyahu may I have another - “Barackasswards” diplomacy at its best.
· Islamic Outreach – Address to Muslim world from Cairo apologizing and blaming America for all the sins of the world - Bend over and grab his ankles, thank you Mr. Abdul Mohammad the Goat Herder may I have another - “Barackasswards” diplomacy at its best.
· Folding like a cheap lawn chair to the Russians - Canceling the Polish and Czech missile defense bases - Bend over and grab his ankles, thank you Mr. Medvedev and Putin may I have another - “Barackasswards” diplomacy at its best.
· North Korea - nuclear nonproliferation, more testing, Americans held hostage - Bend over and grab his ankles, thank you Mr. Kim Jong-il may I have another - “Barackasswards” diplomacy at its best.

The Change gang in the White House has created an economic; energy; climate change; healthcare; and health insurance crisis of biblical proportions in their relentless efforts to hoodwink the folks and implement their Socialist/Marxist policies. Their one real crisis, with the lives of our Armed Services folks hanging in the balance, has been deferred, probably for political reasons, to appease Mr. Obama’s ultra leftwing comrades in Congress and financial supporters.

It is high time we wiped out Mr. Churchill’s Camel Dung eating Arab members of the Taliban and al Qaeda in Afghanistan and Pakistan. To achieve victory we need bold, decisive, courageous presidential leadership. A “Barackasswards” approach can only lead to strengthening our enemies, further compromising of our national security and an increased probability of terrorist attacks on the homeland and US interest around the world.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”
Ron W. Garikes

Week 7 – Alabama 20, Ole South Carolina 6
Roll Tide, Roll Tide, Roll on Mighty Tide

Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 38: “Peace, Love, Drugs & Barack Obama”

“For his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples”

Our Passivist-in-Chief finally received that 3:00AM phone call Hillary made so famous during last year’s Democrat Presidential primary. The good news – it wasn’t a national security emergency or major natural disaster. The astonishing/unbelievable news – our 44th President received word of his selection as the 2009 recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Who would of thunk it? A collective “What the Hell?” rang out from conservatives, independents and even bastions of liberal hysteria including the likes of CNN and the New York Times. Our International Appeaser-in-Chief got the Nobel stamp of approval for alleged “… extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples.” The operative word being efforts. Especially when you consider the President was nominated for this honor 12 short days after infesting the Oval Office.

A quick check of national and world news during the “Yes We Can Win the Presidency With Absolutely No Leadership Experience; A Stealth Socialist/Communist Agenda; and 100’s of Radical Liberal Extremist on Stand By to Infiltrate the Highest Echelons of the Halls of Government” Administration’s first 2 weeks reveals a mess of boneheaded decisions but not one mention of, even by Obama’s legions of adoring followers in the media elite press corps, a detectable uptick in “…strengthened international diplomacy and/or cooperation between peoples.”

In fact, most of the President’s attention during his first 2 weeks in office was focused on lying to us about the economic crisis that could only be avoided by passage of his so called Stimulus Package. The one the change gang promised would save millions of jobs keeping unemployment in check under 8%.

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It passed and 8 months later we’re within a frog’s hair of 10%. His other efforts concentrated on ordering Gitmo’s closing by year’s end, bad policy that fortunately ain’t gona happen; and defending tax cheats and terrorists sympathizers Presidential appointees, all of whom for the most part are still working in the West Wing;

Interesting “…strengthened international diplomacy and/or cooperation between peoples.” wasn’t mentioned as a high priority for the White House those first couple of weeks. Obviously, the esteemed Nobel Selection Committee was either privy to a secret Obama Foreign Policy initiative or they made their decision based on nothing more than an ultra liberal Socialist World View and wanted to send a strong message of support to the new leader of this movement, Barack Husain Obama.

After so many years of conducting the affairs of the Nobel Prize with the dignity, integrity and fairness deserving of such a prestigious award it is truly tragic they have dropped the bar so low and recognized such an undeserving individual. The travesty of this decision becomes even more evident with a little one on one comparison with a few notable deserving previous recipients:

· Martin Luther King, JR. - Civil Rights Leader. Risked life and limb at every public appearance. A man of great personal courage. Advocated peaceful civil disobedience. Assassinated as the leader of the cause inspiring tens of millions to support Civil Rights legislation.
President Obama’s Comparable Achievements: None, not even close, nada, their names should never be mentioned in the same sentence, as different as night and day.
· Nelson Mandela - former President of South Africa the first to be elected in a fully representative democratic election. Mandela was an anti-apartheid activist and the leader of the African National Congress. He served 27 years in prison for his struggle against apartheid. Following his release from prison on February 11, 1990, Mandela supported reconciliation and negotiation, and helped lead the transition towards multi-racial democracy in South Africa.
President Obama’s Comparable Achievements: None, zero, the big goose egg, not in the same league, ballpark or zip code.
· Mother Teresa, India, Leader of the Order of the Missionaries of Charity. Spent her entire adult life serving the poor in the squalor, rat infested and disease ridden slums of India. Truly the Gold Standard for the Nobel Peace Prize.
President Obama’s Comparable Achievements: He recently watched the movie “Slum Dog Millionaire.”

Recent winners have been more leftist, Socialist, less deserving and blatantly political in nature including the following recipients:

· 1990, Mikhail Gorbachev, President of the USSR - helped to bring the Cold War to an end. Ronald Wilson Reagan, the man that did bring the cold war to an end, wasn’t even seriously considered.
· 1994, Yasser Arafat, Chairman of the PLO – An international terrorist thug. His brother Nawsser accepted the award on his behalf in Stockholm
2001, United Nations and Kofi Annan, United Nations Secretary General – A bloated group of leftist 3rd World diplomats led at the time by an international criminal. The Nobel’s way of publically rebuking US for electing W.
· 2002,

Jimmy “Peanut” Carter, former President of the United States of America – Easily the 2cd worst choice in the history of the award. Another admonishment of W’s policies.
· 2007, Al Gore, Mr. “Inconvenient Lie” hisself – Seems the Nobel Committee has as bad a case of the W Schizophrenia as the Obama Administration.

And now the Nobel folks have gone off and given their once honorable prize to an US President for his anti-American; apology; appeasement; bend over and grab his ankles; thank you sir may I have another approach to foreign policy. If this trend continues Hugo Chavez, Castro, Ahmadinejad in Iran, and North Korea’s Kim Jong-il all best start writing their acceptance speeches as highly probable future Prize winners based on their radical boneheaded world views.

Week 38 ended with a whirlwind of activity on the President’s Socialized Medicine and Government takeover of the US Healthcare System. The Senate Finance Committee finally approved there much anticipated Healthcare Reform/Socialized Medicine Bill and the Administration hosted a pep rally with 200 or so docs all decked out in their White House provided white lab coats making the ridiculous claim the entire medical community is sold on Obamacare.

Certainly makes one wonder if similar theatrics will be employed at future Obama propaganda gatherings on other policy initiatives in this gang’s never ending efforts to hoodwink the folks. We can just imagine this crowd orchestrating the following made for TV “Ho Ax’s:”

· Poverty and the Homeless – White House provided shopping carts, Bag Ladies and a pint of Thunderbird for all attendees
· Gays in the Military – Pink camouflage fatigues, pumps and flak jackets
· Global Warming/Climate Change – bathing suits, hand fans and coats made from dead “extinct” polar bear hides
· Teen Pregnancy- condoms, chastity belts
· Islamic Outreach – tents, goats, rugs, towels, sheets and diapers. All the apparel required to create the latest in stylish Jihadist headgear

Since its inception in the early 1900’s Nobel Peace Prize recipients have inspired millions to pursue the aspirations of our “Better Angels” promoting human rights, civil rights, freedom and liberty. More recent recipients, especially the 2009 Prize winner, our very own Ankle Grabber-in-Chief, make a total mockery of this once serious and substantial award.

Instead of a Nobel Thoughts of Obama from Bama has nominated President Obama for our first annual “Man Up” Prize. If he lets go of those skinny ankles; Stands up; Defends America and our position as the world’s only super-power; Promotes our great nation and leadership role in the world; and supports the spread of freedom and liberty to all 4 corners of the planet we will proudly bestow this great honor on our Pacifist-in-chief.

As the probability of the President actually adhering to any of these criteria is so dismal we can always fallback to Secretary of State Clinton as our first Prize winner. Truly deserving of this honor in recognition of her butt ugly “Man Up” pants suits, uncanny ability to duck enemy sniper fire when traveling abroad, and the ease and comfort she knocks a few shots and a beer back with the boys in pubs and bars from Dublin to Moscow.

With the success of our “Man Up” Award the Nobel Peace Prize and their radical, leftwing, pacifist, wimp Prize recipients should be a distant memory in the not so distant future. Hopefully long before the Obama one term presidency comes to a screeching halt in 2012.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Week 6 – Alabama 22, Ole Miss 3

Roll Tide, Roll Tide, Roll on Mighty Tide

Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 37: “Pitchman-in-Chief”

“How many times has this happened to you? You have a bass, and you're trying to find an exciting new way to prepare it for the

dinner table. You could scale the bass, remove the bass' tail, head and bones, and serve the fish as you would any other fish dinner. But why bother, now that you can use Rovco's amazing new kitchen tool, the Super Bass-o-Matic '76. Yes, fish-eaters, the days of troublesome scaling, cutting and gutting are over, because Super Bass-o-Matic '76 is the tool that lets you use the bass with no fish waste, and without scaling, cutting or gutting.”

“Here's how it works: Catch a bass, remove the hook, and drop the bass - that's the whole bass - into the Super Bass-o-Matic '76. Now, adjust the control dial so that the bass is blended just the way you like it. Yes, it's that simple!”
“We've got fish here, fast and easy and ready to pour, mmm-mmm! Super Bass-o-Matic '76 comes with ten interchangeable rotors, a nine-month guarantee, and a booklet: 1,001 Ways to Harness Bass. Super Bass-o-Matic '76 works great on sunfish, perch, sole, and other small aquatic creatures.” “Super Bass-o-Matic '76 - it's clean, simple, and after five or ten fish, it gets to be quite a rush! Super Bass-o-Matic '76 - you'll never have to scale, cut or gut again!”

Dan Aykroyd, SNL

Barack Husain Obama and his political handlers are obviously under the illusion our 44th President is the greatest pitchman the world has ever known. The consummate marketer and salesman in the same league with Harvey Mackay, author of Swim With the Sharks Without Being Eaten Alive; Zig Ziglar, world renown salesmanship and motivational speaker; Dickey Fox, the fictitious wise old sage salesman in the movie Jerry Maguire; Recently deceased TV pitchman Billy Mays; the Sham Wow Dude; and the epitome of the modern day snake oil salesman the fictional spokesman for the Super Bass-o-Matic '76, Dan Aykroyd.

Candidate Obama certainly sold the Country down the proverbial river during the campaign claiming to be a pragmatic moderate that would govern from the middle. Turns out the person we actually elected is the most leftwing liberal to ever occupy the Oval Office who achieved Socialist status years ago and is currently teetering on the edge of full blown Communism.

During the campaign he hawked an inspirational message of hope with the catchy slogans “Change We Can Believe In” and “Yes We Can” that 54% of the voting public bought hook, line and sinker. Now a lot of those suckers are suffering from a bad case of the Buyer’s Remorse and can’t believe they got snookered by such an obvious B.S. artist.

In adherence to the old adage “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it” our new “Pitchman-in-Chief” continued to sell and promote each and every one of his redistribution of wealth, deficit busting, unconstitutional, Socialist program initiatives immediately upon taking the reins at the White House. With the same zeal and load of B.S. Aykroyd so aptly displayed when peddling the Super Bass-o-Matic '76 President Barack “Sham Wow Dude” Obama has been busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest hard selling the American people on his boneheaded ideas:

· The Economic Stimulus Package – In reality a Trillion Dollar payoff to Obama supporters including the Unions, big donors and his old criminal friends at ACORN
· “Mr. Good Wrench” – The most powerful man in the free world went on TV, sat right on up like he had good sense and assured us all as the new owners of the US Auto industry the Warranties and Maintenance Agreements on our GM and Chrysler cars were secure and would be honored by Uncle Sammy Motors.
· Cash for Clunkers – Barack “Shecky” Obama all decked out in a loud plaid sports coat; bright solid color polyester pants; coffee stained butt ugly tie; white shoes and belt; went into the Used Car business. The program went bust early coming up $2 Billion short. Not to fear, plenty more where that came from, the hard working US taxpayer.
· HGTV House Hunters - New HGTV Host Barack “First Time Buyers” Obama gave all those first time home purchasers a big fat tax credit. If anybody knows a sweetheart deal on a first home it’s the Obamas. Just ask their convicted felon friend Tony Resko, try visitors day at the Cook County Jail, who sold them their first home at half market value back in Chicago.
· Socialized Medicine – A tough sell so far, seems like the folks, with the glaring exemption of the rapidly growing victim class in this Country, aren’t taking too kindly to paying more for lower quality rationed healthcare. Turns out a lot of us might have been born at night, but not last night.

With total disrespect and disregard for the honor and prestige for the Office of the Presidency our Used Car Salesman-in-Chief prostituted himself out by closing the presentation to the International Olympic Committee on behalf of his hometown of Chicago in their bid to host the 2016 Summer Games. After initially stating he was too busy to make the trip having to deal with his Government takeover of Healthcare; Setting Executive salary levels with his Pay Czar; Making two to three made for TV speeches every day to maintain his status as the most over exposed President in the history of the Republic; Agreeing to concessions with Russia and Iran and apparently neglecting to achieve any reciprocal benefit for the home team; Showing weakness to our enemies with his indecisiveness over our strategy in the Overseas Contingency Operation in Afghanistan, at the last minute the White House announced a change in the President’s schedule.

Not wanting to miss this global PR opportunity they gassed up Air Force One, put a knew shine on the President’s shoes, and made the “short” flight over to Denmark to close the deal. The star studded trio of Oprah, the First Lady and our Snake Oil Salesman-in-Chief would surely win over the hearts and minds of the gullible pigeons on the Olympic Selection Committee.

Only problem, no one bothered to count votes on the Committee and Chicago, considered a front runner, was the first of four finalists to be eliminated. Ultimately, Rio de Janeiro, the murder capital of the world, beat out Chicago, Madrid and Tokyo. The Obama delegation, totally humiliated and once again having diminished the prestige of the United States on foreign soil, flew home with their tails between their legs, licking their wounds, in a state of shock our Closer-in-Chief was so thoroughly and publically rejected.

So what really happened? Thoughts of Obama from Bama has it on good authority from high placed sources on the Olympic committee the group sent our B.Ser-in-Chief and Chicago packing for the following reasons:

1. With so much to offer including world class architecture; museums; Lakeshore Drive; Rush Street; The Miracle Mile; Great food; Great sports venues; the place is crawling with Yankees.
2. Fear Reverend Wright will give the invocation at the opening ceremonies, condemn the entire free world to eternal damnation, and accuse the Olympics of unbridled racism.
3. Greater fear that the President’s domestic terrorist and political soul mate running buddy, Bill Ayers, will blow something up with his old Weatherman Underground comrades.
4. Absolutely terrified X Gov. Blago will be selected to light the Olympic torch by setting his famous hairdo on fire and diving head first into the flame holder.
5. They didn’t care at all for the President’s smartass remark back in March comparing his bowling game to the Special Olympics.
6. They thought the First Lady’s 759 word speech, which was mostly I, I, I and me, me, me, was arrogant, boring and irrelevant.
7. They thought President Obama’s 1,116 word speech was more of the same I, I, I, and me, me, me and even more arrogant, boring and irrelevant than the first lady’s remarks
8. Did we mention the city is just crawling with Yankees?

The same high placed sources also informed Thoughts of Obama from Bama the only hope Chicago had of gaining the Committee’s favor would have been Oprah performing a gymnastics floor exercise. Music, dance steps and a full routine concluding with a series of tumbles including a Round off; Straight arm back extension roll; Arabian dive roll; Flyspring; Flair with 1/1 spindle; Double half nekkid camel; and for the grand finale a double back gainer with three twist nailing the landing sending shock waves throughout the Olympic community, literally. Oprah’s failure to pull off this Mary Lou Retton caliber performance snuffed out any hopes of Olympic glory for the Windy City.

Our “Pitchman-in-Chief’s” shine has certainly been tarnished by the public spanking administered by the International Olympic Committee. A few more whoppers of this magnitude will go a long way in assuring Mr. Obama enjoys a one term Presidency. No need to worry, the man has a most promising future as the celebrity pitchman for Snuggies, Sham Wow or Rovco's amazing new kitchen tool the Super Bass o Matic 76.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Week 5 – Alabama 38, Kentucky 20

Roll Tide, Roll Tide, Roll on Mighty Tide

Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 36 "From the Lips of Children”

“We don’t need no education.We don’t need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the classroom.Teacher, leave those kids alone. Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!” Pink Floyd

He said that all must lend a hand To make this country strong again Mmm, mmm, mm! Karl Marx

He said we must be fair today Equal work means equal pay Mmm, mmm, mm!Fidel Castro

He said that we must take a stand To make sure everyone gets a chance Mmm, mmm, mm! Vladimir Lenin

He said red, yellow, black or white. All are equal in his sight. Mmm, mmm, mm! Mao Zedong

Yes! Mmm, mmm, mm. Barack Hussein Obama

Young children attending public schools with voices raised in song praising/worshiping their Country’s tyrannical leader is an effective indoctrination/brainwashing technique frequently practiced in Communist, Socialist, Fascist and Jihadist Islamic Regimes. Youngins in Moscow, Havana, Tehran, Beijing, and Caracas have been subjected to such thought/mind control methods for years.

To hear and see these words roll off the lips of 6 and 7 year olds at an Elementary School in Burlington Township, New Jersey, in adoration of our 44th President, Barack Hussein Obama, is sure as hell a horse of a different color. Truly a sad, tragic, dangerous and disturbing development. These unfortunate, misguided, and exploited young folk were also forced to sing the following song:

Hello, Mr. President we honor you today! For all your great accomplishments, we all doth say "hooray!"
Hooray, Mr. President we honor your great plans To make this country's economy number one again
So continue ---- Mr. President we know you'll do the trick So here's a hearty hip-hooray ----(BlahBlah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah, We think we shall all be sick!)

“Great accomplishments?” “Great plans?” Pure D unadulterated Obama worship propaganda. For good measure their liberal; fanatic; child abusers; so called educators of young minds; Yankee teachers had the little ones further praise the mighty Obama using his name in the “Battle Hymn of the Republic,” “Jesus Loves the Little Children,” and Tammy Wynette’s “Stand by Your Man.” (The last one is only a rumor, that we started) All this between endless chants, another powerful brainwashing/mind control technique, of “Yes We Can” “Yes We Can” and “2, 4, 6, 8, We Want a Socialist Nanny State.” (Again, the 2cd one is another rumor started by your good friends at Thoughts of Obama from Bama)

Several weeks back, Week 33 to be exact, the “Change We Can Believe In Like Unabashedly Corrupting the Minds of America’s Youth” Administration, Thoughts of Obama from Bama wrote about our “Propagandist-in-Chief” in response to the President’s nationwide speech and “Study Plan” delivered to all of our Country’s children on the first day of school. Along with many other likeminded Americans concerned about this blatant attempt to indoctrinate our kids Thoughts of Obama from Bama cried foul and we were all accused of rampant paranoia and hyper- partisanship.

Considering the flagrant brainwashing taking place at the B. Bernice Elementary School and Indoctrination Center in New Jersey, new evidence of similar acts of child abuse at a North Carolina Elementary School and numerous reports of other Thought Control efforts from around the Country our before mentioned case of paranoia would seem more than justified. In fact, indoctrinating the young folk in Obama worship is consistent with the dangerous and arrogant pattern of behavior this crowd first revealed during the campaign and shifted into high gear after infesting the White House.

Every week it gets more and more difficult to distinguish Washington DC from Moscow, Havana, and/or Beijing. Recent examples of unconstitutional Obama Administration propaganda/indoctrination efforts; extortion; corruption; and breathtaking abuses of power include:

1. The White House promotion and coordination of pro Obama “Art” with the partially taxpayer funded National Endowment of the Arts. These efforts were exposed after two conference call recordings between White House staff and NEA leadership were publically released. Yosi Sergant, NEA Director of Communications, was forced to resign over the incident. Participants from the White House are still on the public dole and peddling Obama propaganda to their Socialist little heart’s delight.

2. The White House and Democrats in Congress put a “Gag Order” on Humana, one of the Country’s largest insurance companies, to stop them from sending anti-ObamaCare literature to their customers. The threat to stop or delay Medicare and Medicaid payments gave this criminal act of extortion some real teeth. Straight off the pages of the Chicago City Government/Mob playbook.

3. The White House Pay Czar, we repeat, Pay Czar, is investigating salary restrictions for not only Banks that received Government support but also the entire Banking industry and other large non financial Corporations. Interesting we didn’t find one reference even remotely related to a Pay Czar and the authority of Uncle Sammy to restrict the compensation of private citizens during a recent review of the US Constitution.

4. Fellow citizens were encouraged by the White House to turn in family, friends and neighbors who were making “Fishy” comments about ObamaCare. All right children, repeat after us, can everyone say-Thought Police!

5. As of this writing, the Obama Shadow Government of over 40 radical; leftwing; extremist; Communist; boneheaded so called Czars, are secretly and without public oversight or accountability transforming our Country into a Socialist Nanny State.

In typical fashion the silence of the media elite leftist Obama disciples at the New York Times; Boston Globe; Huffington Post; All the major Networks; Cable News Networks, with the exception of FOX, has been deafening. Brainwashing and using classic propaganda indoctrination techniques on our kids to mindlessly follow, support, and worship at the Altar of Obama is obviously just peachy with this bunch. Another sad and pathetic commentary about how far the once great and noble US Journalism “Profession” has fallen towards the leftwing fringes of society.

Just imagine how this group of rabid so called investigative journalist would have reacted to American first graders singing these little diddies:

Glory, glory, W allelujah! Glory, glory, W allelujah! W’s truth is marching on.

Or

W loves me! This I know, For Dick Cheney tells me so. Little ones to W belong; They are weak but W is strong.

The unbridled carnage the left wing media elite would have embarked on to focus attention on this story would have been a sight to behold:

· Katie Couric at CBS would have lit her hair on fire during the evening news.
· George Stephanopoulos of ABC’s This Week would have done the entire Sunday morning program buck nekkid to make his personal statement of protest.
· NBC’s Brian Williams would have been so shaken he probably would have gotten sloppy drunk on air and made a pass Andre Mitchell. Of course, anyone would have to be knee walking, sloppy, crying about your Daddy drunk to make a pass at Andre Mitchell.
· Wolf Blittzer would have finally accepted Fellow CNN Anchor Anderson Cooper’s invitation to perform a live 360 on air to draw attention this story.
· Every MSNBC News Anchor including Chris Mathews, Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow would have joined hands and simultaneously spontaneously combusted on a live broadcast. Think about the potential record breaking ratings if they could get the liberal gals from The View, excluding Elizabeth of course, to join them.

Probably the most disconcerting aspect of this crime against our Country’s youth is the total lack of a response from the White House. For a President who typically conducts 3-4 daily public addresses you’d hope he would take the time to emphatically and unequivocally condemn this insidious brainwashing of our kids.

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The President’s silence can only be interpreted as an explicit endorsement of these zealot educator’s efforts to brainwash their students. Mr Obama would be well advised to heed the words of Pink Floyd…

"Hey, Barack Husain Obama, MMM, MMM, MM, leave our kids alone!”

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Week 4 – Alabama 35, Arkansas 7

Roll Tide, Roll Tide, Roll on Mighty Tide