Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 38: “Peace, Love, Drugs & Barack Obama”

“For his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples”

Our Passivist-in-Chief finally received that 3:00AM phone call Hillary made so famous during last year’s Democrat Presidential primary. The good news – it wasn’t a national security emergency or major natural disaster. The astonishing/unbelievable news – our 44th President received word of his selection as the 2009 recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Who would of thunk it? A collective “What the Hell?” rang out from conservatives, independents and even bastions of liberal hysteria including the likes of CNN and the New York Times. Our International Appeaser-in-Chief got the Nobel stamp of approval for alleged “… extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples.” The operative word being efforts. Especially when you consider the President was nominated for this honor 12 short days after infesting the Oval Office.

A quick check of national and world news during the “Yes We Can Win the Presidency With Absolutely No Leadership Experience; A Stealth Socialist/Communist Agenda; and 100’s of Radical Liberal Extremist on Stand By to Infiltrate the Highest Echelons of the Halls of Government” Administration’s first 2 weeks reveals a mess of boneheaded decisions but not one mention of, even by Obama’s legions of adoring followers in the media elite press corps, a detectable uptick in “…strengthened international diplomacy and/or cooperation between peoples.”

In fact, most of the President’s attention during his first 2 weeks in office was focused on lying to us about the economic crisis that could only be avoided by passage of his so called Stimulus Package. The one the change gang promised would save millions of jobs keeping unemployment in check under 8%.

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It passed and 8 months later we’re within a frog’s hair of 10%. His other efforts concentrated on ordering Gitmo’s closing by year’s end, bad policy that fortunately ain’t gona happen; and defending tax cheats and terrorists sympathizers Presidential appointees, all of whom for the most part are still working in the West Wing;

Interesting “…strengthened international diplomacy and/or cooperation between peoples.” wasn’t mentioned as a high priority for the White House those first couple of weeks. Obviously, the esteemed Nobel Selection Committee was either privy to a secret Obama Foreign Policy initiative or they made their decision based on nothing more than an ultra liberal Socialist World View and wanted to send a strong message of support to the new leader of this movement, Barack Husain Obama.

After so many years of conducting the affairs of the Nobel Prize with the dignity, integrity and fairness deserving of such a prestigious award it is truly tragic they have dropped the bar so low and recognized such an undeserving individual. The travesty of this decision becomes even more evident with a little one on one comparison with a few notable deserving previous recipients:

· Martin Luther King, JR. - Civil Rights Leader. Risked life and limb at every public appearance. A man of great personal courage. Advocated peaceful civil disobedience. Assassinated as the leader of the cause inspiring tens of millions to support Civil Rights legislation.
President Obama’s Comparable Achievements: None, not even close, nada, their names should never be mentioned in the same sentence, as different as night and day.
· Nelson Mandela - former President of South Africa the first to be elected in a fully representative democratic election. Mandela was an anti-apartheid activist and the leader of the African National Congress. He served 27 years in prison for his struggle against apartheid. Following his release from prison on February 11, 1990, Mandela supported reconciliation and negotiation, and helped lead the transition towards multi-racial democracy in South Africa.
President Obama’s Comparable Achievements: None, zero, the big goose egg, not in the same league, ballpark or zip code.
· Mother Teresa, India, Leader of the Order of the Missionaries of Charity. Spent her entire adult life serving the poor in the squalor, rat infested and disease ridden slums of India. Truly the Gold Standard for the Nobel Peace Prize.
President Obama’s Comparable Achievements: He recently watched the movie “Slum Dog Millionaire.”

Recent winners have been more leftist, Socialist, less deserving and blatantly political in nature including the following recipients:

· 1990, Mikhail Gorbachev, President of the USSR - helped to bring the Cold War to an end. Ronald Wilson Reagan, the man that did bring the cold war to an end, wasn’t even seriously considered.
· 1994, Yasser Arafat, Chairman of the PLO – An international terrorist thug. His brother Nawsser accepted the award on his behalf in Stockholm
2001, United Nations and Kofi Annan, United Nations Secretary General – A bloated group of leftist 3rd World diplomats led at the time by an international criminal. The Nobel’s way of publically rebuking US for electing W.
· 2002,

Jimmy “Peanut” Carter, former President of the United States of America – Easily the 2cd worst choice in the history of the award. Another admonishment of W’s policies.
· 2007, Al Gore, Mr. “Inconvenient Lie” hisself – Seems the Nobel Committee has as bad a case of the W Schizophrenia as the Obama Administration.

And now the Nobel folks have gone off and given their once honorable prize to an US President for his anti-American; apology; appeasement; bend over and grab his ankles; thank you sir may I have another approach to foreign policy. If this trend continues Hugo Chavez, Castro, Ahmadinejad in Iran, and North Korea’s Kim Jong-il all best start writing their acceptance speeches as highly probable future Prize winners based on their radical boneheaded world views.

Week 38 ended with a whirlwind of activity on the President’s Socialized Medicine and Government takeover of the US Healthcare System. The Senate Finance Committee finally approved there much anticipated Healthcare Reform/Socialized Medicine Bill and the Administration hosted a pep rally with 200 or so docs all decked out in their White House provided white lab coats making the ridiculous claim the entire medical community is sold on Obamacare.

Certainly makes one wonder if similar theatrics will be employed at future Obama propaganda gatherings on other policy initiatives in this gang’s never ending efforts to hoodwink the folks. We can just imagine this crowd orchestrating the following made for TV “Ho Ax’s:”

· Poverty and the Homeless – White House provided shopping carts, Bag Ladies and a pint of Thunderbird for all attendees
· Gays in the Military – Pink camouflage fatigues, pumps and flak jackets
· Global Warming/Climate Change – bathing suits, hand fans and coats made from dead “extinct” polar bear hides
· Teen Pregnancy- condoms, chastity belts
· Islamic Outreach – tents, goats, rugs, towels, sheets and diapers. All the apparel required to create the latest in stylish Jihadist headgear

Since its inception in the early 1900’s Nobel Peace Prize recipients have inspired millions to pursue the aspirations of our “Better Angels” promoting human rights, civil rights, freedom and liberty. More recent recipients, especially the 2009 Prize winner, our very own Ankle Grabber-in-Chief, make a total mockery of this once serious and substantial award.

Instead of a Nobel Thoughts of Obama from Bama has nominated President Obama for our first annual “Man Up” Prize. If he lets go of those skinny ankles; Stands up; Defends America and our position as the world’s only super-power; Promotes our great nation and leadership role in the world; and supports the spread of freedom and liberty to all 4 corners of the planet we will proudly bestow this great honor on our Pacifist-in-chief.

As the probability of the President actually adhering to any of these criteria is so dismal we can always fallback to Secretary of State Clinton as our first Prize winner. Truly deserving of this honor in recognition of her butt ugly “Man Up” pants suits, uncanny ability to duck enemy sniper fire when traveling abroad, and the ease and comfort she knocks a few shots and a beer back with the boys in pubs and bars from Dublin to Moscow.

With the success of our “Man Up” Award the Nobel Peace Prize and their radical, leftwing, pacifist, wimp Prize recipients should be a distant memory in the not so distant future. Hopefully long before the Obama one term presidency comes to a screeching halt in 2012.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

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