Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 39: “Barackasswards”

“The Arabs are a backwards people who eat nothing but Camel dung” Winston Churchill

In the grand scheme of things there seems to be no doubt that our 44th President and Creator of Crisis-in-Chief has his priorities completely out of whack. During week 39 of the train wreck known as the Obama Administration our President declared war on the US Health Insurance industry, Rush Limbaugh and the Fox News Network. With a real live shooting war already raging in Afghanistan in dire need of Presidential leadership it would seem Mr. Obama’s actions are totally “Barackasswards”.

The Camel dung consuming folks Mr. Churchill so eloquently refers to above, certainly not all Arabs but definitely the likes of al Qaeda, the Taliban and all the other wild eyed Islamic Jihadist currently infesting Afghanistan and Pakistan, demand and deserve our full and undivided attention. President Obama’s waffling and indecisiveness about his Afghan strategy with troops in harm’s way is inexcusable and another sign of his “Barackasswards” approach to waging this war.

Back in August our Waffler-in-Chief’s handpicked commander of the Afghan Theatre, General McChrystal, recommended the addition of 40,000 troops would be required for a successful counterinsurgency. He further warned the situation on the ground was quickly going to Hell in a Handbag and that the war could be lost without immediate and decisive action. 8 weeks later no decisions, no direction, and a total vacuum of Presidential leadership. Unequivocally a “Barackasswards” response to an urgent and serious situation.

Our Passivist-in-Chief claims the unstable political situation, specifically the Presidential runoff election in Afghanistan, needs to be resolved before he makes any final decisions about our military strategy. Considering the political situation in Afghanistan has been unstable for centuries and the occupant of their Presidential mansion has absolutely no impact on our ability to kill Mr. Churchill’s Camel Dung eaters, Mr. Obama’s inaction is inexplicable and completely “Barackasswards”.

Unfortunately, our Appeaser-in-Chief’s strategy in Afghanistan is consistent with the blame America first, bend over and grab his ankles, thank you sir may I have another approach to foreign policy he has pursued around the world for the last 39 weeks. This “Barackasswards” foreign policy does not bode well for our national security interest or standing in the world. New real national security crisis are spreading across the globe faster than kudzu.

Current hot spots created in large part by our “Barackasswards” foreign policy initiatives include:

· Central and South America – Exchanging books with insane 3rd world Despots and enduring hours of Hate America BS – Bend over and grab his ankles, thank you Mr. Chavez and Noriega may I have another - “Barackasswards” diplomacy at its best.
· Middle East Peace Talks – Folding to Israel’s refusal to stop expansion – Bend over and grab his ankles, thank you Mr. Netanyahu may I have another - “Barackasswards” diplomacy at its best.
· Islamic Outreach – Address to Muslim world from Cairo apologizing and blaming America for all the sins of the world - Bend over and grab his ankles, thank you Mr. Abdul Mohammad the Goat Herder may I have another - “Barackasswards” diplomacy at its best.
· Folding like a cheap lawn chair to the Russians - Canceling the Polish and Czech missile defense bases - Bend over and grab his ankles, thank you Mr. Medvedev and Putin may I have another - “Barackasswards” diplomacy at its best.
· North Korea - nuclear nonproliferation, more testing, Americans held hostage - Bend over and grab his ankles, thank you Mr. Kim Jong-il may I have another - “Barackasswards” diplomacy at its best.

The Change gang in the White House has created an economic; energy; climate change; healthcare; and health insurance crisis of biblical proportions in their relentless efforts to hoodwink the folks and implement their Socialist/Marxist policies. Their one real crisis, with the lives of our Armed Services folks hanging in the balance, has been deferred, probably for political reasons, to appease Mr. Obama’s ultra leftwing comrades in Congress and financial supporters.

It is high time we wiped out Mr. Churchill’s Camel Dung eating Arab members of the Taliban and al Qaeda in Afghanistan and Pakistan. To achieve victory we need bold, decisive, courageous presidential leadership. A “Barackasswards” approach can only lead to strengthening our enemies, further compromising of our national security and an increased probability of terrorist attacks on the homeland and US interest around the world.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”
Ron W. Garikes

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