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Week 51: Part Two - The Fifty Most Alarming Calamities of the First Fifty Weeks of the Socialist Train Wreck Known as the Obama Administration
“Lately, newspaper mentioned cheap air far
Our second installment of “The Fifty Most Alarming Calamities of the First Fifty Weeks of the Socialist Train Wreck Known as the Obama Administration” is chalk full of more lies; broken promises; bad decisions; false crisis; hypocrisy; runaway spending; intrusive government; and Marxist/Socialist policy initiatives inflicted upon “We the People” by the Yes We Can gang. Their relentless pursuit of these irresponsible and misguided actions has truly been astonishing.
Before the list, one issue from week 51 definitely screams for further attention. The revelation of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s at worst, racist, at best, dumber than a bag of hammers, 2008 remarks about candidate Obama has stirred up quite the ruckus.
Reid had the following to say about candidate Obama,"light skinned" and "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one." Our Sitting in the Pugh for 20 Years Listening to the Racist Reverend Jeremiah Wright-in-Chief, the Congressional Black Caucus, the NAACP, and all the pointy headed liberal boneheads in the main stream media immediately came to ole Harry’s, the champion of civil rights, defense. The hypocrisy in the air is so thick you could cut it with a knife.
Just imagine if Sarah Palin, Carl Rowe, Dick Cheney and/or Rush Limbaugh had made similar comments. Reverend Al Sharpton would light his hair on fire and lead a march on the Capital, every civil rights leader in the country would want their head on a platter, and all of the anchors on NBC/MSNBC would spontaneously combust on live TV.
Just another example of the rampant hypocrisy and elitist attitudes so prevalent in this Administration. Speaking of which, following is the rest of our list of the most alarming Obama calamities:
1. The official Obama White House Christmas tree featured several controversial ornaments this year including an orb depicting communist Chinese dictator Mao who literally murdered millions during his reign of terror over China, another showing drag queen Hedda Lettuce, and one showing a picture of Mount Rushmore with Obama's head pasted to the side of Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson and Roosevelt's. Truly makes one wonder if our Hanger of Weird Ornaments-in-Chief is a Commie loving, egomaniac, perv.
2. A silly amount of press was dedicated to the First Family’s selection of a First Pooch. Finally settling on a Portuguese Water dog, a gift from Ted Kennedy, they named Bolshevik, Bo for short. It’s said he loves to chug scotch, dive off bridges, and drown other dogs.
3. Bend over, grab his ankles, thank you Sir may I have another Foreign Policy prevails. Our Pucker up Buttercup-in-Chief bows to Saudi Royalty and the Emperor of Japan.
4. As thousands of Iranians hit the streets of Tehran to protest a stolen election the President of the country that stands as a beacon of freedom and democracy to the rest of the world remained as still and quiet as a bump on a log. Even the French spoke up in support before we did. Another prime example of “Bend over, grab his ankles, thank you sir may I have another diplomacy”.
5. Maybe in retaliation for their friendship and support of W and Iraq our Basher of W-in-Chief insults the one country we can always count on to be on our fighting side, our friends across the pond, the Brits. After receiving a priceless gift from Brit PM, a pen holder hand carved from wood salvaged from an anti-slave ship, the President gave Brit PM Brown 25 DVD’s, cancelled the customary joint press conference and failed to hold a state dinner to honor our esteemed guest. An excellent example of Barackassward foreign policy.
6. Hopes for improved relations with Russia started with the infamous “reset” button gifted by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov. The Clinton team misspelled the Russian word for “reset” on the button, using “peregruzka,” which means “overload,” The Russians gave Hillary a button in return stating “Reset this”.
7. With a total lack of honor and respect for the more than 100,000 American soldiers who died liberating Europe our Apologist-in-Chief attacked the “arrogance” of his own country on French soil. President Obama’s speech proceeding a NATO summit in Strasbourg, barely 500 miles from the beaches of Normandy, was sad, embarrassing, and possibly the most unpatriotic address ever given by a sitting President.
8. Our Islamic Sympathizer-in-Chief made a major outreach to his Muslim brothers during a speech in Egypt apologizing again on foreign soil for past US transgressions, The President made the bizarre and false claim Islam is one of the largest religions in US. At 1.5% of our population makes one wonder what his real agenda is.
9. Our In Dire Need of a Water boarding-in-Chief claims W’s advanced interrogation techniques, torture, was a dark chapter in our Nation’s history. Five CIA Directors and an overwhelming number of National Security experts claim these techniques saved 1,000’s of lives. Hopefully Ft Hood will serve as a wakeup call for this gang of naïve pacifist.
10. President Obama initially approved the release of photos showing alleged prisoner abuse in Iraq. You’d think a so called Constitutional Scholar would grasp the concept of providing aid and comfort to the enemy.
11. Homeland Security red flags conservative organizations and vets as high risk groups to be monitored for domestic terrorism. The same agency/Administration that refers to foreign/Islamic Jihadist terrorist attacks on the homeland as Man Made Disasters.
12. White House calls Tea Party protestors racist, teabagging, rednecks. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi accused these average, everyday Americans of being crazy, fanatical, swastika-wearing frauds. Nothing like our nation’s leaders promoting free speech and public dissent.
13. During an interview with Babs Walters our I Don’t Have a Lick of Leadership/Management Experience-in-Chief claimed governing came natural to him. It would seem so does lying like a cheap rug, breaking promises, and advancing a Marxist/Socialist agenda.
14. The Administration successfully implemented a Government takeover of the US Auto industry and proceeded to fire GM CEO, infiltrate their Boards, and give away the farm to their Union Comrades. The most powerful man in the free world, our Mr. Goodwrench-in-Chief, then guaranteed on national TV auto/service warranties would be honored. Is hawking used cars on the tube for $9,999 his next gig on TV?
15. Our Fast Eddy Used Car Salesman-in-Chief redistributed $1 Billion in wealth for Cash for Clunkers. The financial wizards at the White House budget ended up $2 billion short. If they miss Obamacare by the same percentage we the taxpaying public will be forking over an additional $5 Trillion.
16. Disregarding the time honored democratic hallmark of casting a vote by secret ballot our Union Boss-in-Chief supports a bill, Card Check, forcing open votes by labor at companies considering going Union. This is a tactic right out of the Communist Manifesto used by the likes of Lenin, Mao, Stalin, Castro and now Obama.
17. The genius PR Gurus at the White House conducted a photo shoot of a low flying plane, Air Force One, over NY enticing panic, forcing many to relive 9/11 and with no advanced warning issued. The White House denied any blame and initially refused to release the photos.
18. We now have salary/compensation Czar right here in the United States of America. The Government is dictating private sector salaries, in the United States of America. What’s next, government run Healthcare and auto industry? The proverbial slippery slope has gotten slicker than a greased pig.
19. The House Passed the Markey-Waxman “Cap-and-trade/tax” Energy Bill 219 -212. Possibly the most intrusive and potentially financially adverse legislation ever considered by Congress. Supported by the Administration this bill would have the following catastrophic effects: Reduce aggregated (GDP) by $9.6 trillion annually; Destroy 1,105,000 American jobs per year; Raise electricity rates 90 percent; Raise gasoline prices by 74 percent; Raise residential natural gas prices by 55 percent; Raise an average family's annual energy bill by $1,500 annually.
20. After admitting he didn’t have all the facts our Racist-in-Chief accused the Cambridge police of acting stupidly for arresting an African American Harvard Professor friend of his. He subsequently said he could have calibrated his words differently. A “Beer Summit” at the White House accomplished absolutely no results with the exception of VP Biden getting a great buzz on.
21. Our Nominator of Liberal Activist Racist Sexist Supreme Court Justices-in-Chief nominated Sonya Sotomayer to the highest court in the land. The good judged was fond of saying her sex and Latino heritage made her a better Judge than an old white guy. She, Scalia, and Roberts should get along famously.
22. As part of their Obamacare propaganda campaign our Big Brother-in-Chief asked American citizens to report their fellow citizens to the White House for pure political speech that is deemed ‘fishy’ or otherwise in opposition to the White House’s political interests. Can anybody say KGB, Secret Thought Police and/or welcome to the Fascist States of America?
23. Speaking of propaganda let’s not forget the White House’s mind control efforts with the country’s school children. A national address, recommended Study Guide with 100 ways to worship at the altar of Obama, songs and chants praising the Chosen One. “Two, four, six, eight, we want a Socialist Nanny State.”
24. In an unprecedented move the White House declared War on a national news network, Fox. They welcome Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong-il, and Castro with open arms but are scared silly of Bill O’Reilly and Brit Hume.
25. Bad press and hopefully an epiphany about how totally ridiculous this idea really was led to President Obama abandoning his proposal to require veterans to carry private health insurance to save $540 million in annual cost to the feds for treatment of injuries to military personnel received during their tours on active duty. The President admitted that he was puzzled by the magnitude of the opposition to his proposal “Look, it's an all volunteer force," Obama complained. "Nobody made these guys go to war. They had to have known and accepted the risks. Now they whine about bearing the costs of their choice? It doesn't compute." "I thought these were people who were proud to sacrifice for their country,” Obama continued. "I wasn't asking for blood, just money. With the country facing the worst financial crisis in its history, I'd have thought that the patriotic thing to do would be to try to help reduce the nation's deficit. I guess I underestimated the selfishness of some of my fellow Americans."
Hail to the chief!
As week 52 and the first year of our Country’s first Socialist President comes to a close the only good news we’re able to report is the Crimson Tide’s thrashing of Texas in the BCS National Championship Game. Considering our list of the Fifty Most Alarming Obama Calamities the only bright spot in an otherwise train wreck of a year.
Week 51: Part Two - The Fifty Most Alarming Calamities of the First Fifty Weeks of the Socialist Train Wreck Known as the Obama Administration
“Lately, newspaper mentioned cheap air far
I gotta to fly to saint somewhere
I’m close to bodily harm
This mornin’, I shot six holes in my freezer
I think I got cabin fever
Somebody sound the alarm “
“Boat Drinks” Jimmy Buffett
Our second installment of “The Fifty Most Alarming Calamities of the First Fifty Weeks of the Socialist Train Wreck Known as the Obama Administration” is chalk full of more lies; broken promises; bad decisions; false crisis; hypocrisy; runaway spending; intrusive government; and Marxist/Socialist policy initiatives inflicted upon “We the People” by the Yes We Can gang. Their relentless pursuit of these irresponsible and misguided actions has truly been astonishing.
Before the list, one issue from week 51 definitely screams for further attention. The revelation of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s at worst, racist, at best, dumber than a bag of hammers, 2008 remarks about candidate Obama has stirred up quite the ruckus.
Reid had the following to say about candidate Obama,"light skinned" and "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one." Our Sitting in the Pugh for 20 Years Listening to the Racist Reverend Jeremiah Wright-in-Chief, the Congressional Black Caucus, the NAACP, and all the pointy headed liberal boneheads in the main stream media immediately came to ole Harry’s, the champion of civil rights, defense. The hypocrisy in the air is so thick you could cut it with a knife.
Just imagine if Sarah Palin, Carl Rowe, Dick Cheney and/or Rush Limbaugh had made similar comments. Reverend Al Sharpton would light his hair on fire and lead a march on the Capital, every civil rights leader in the country would want their head on a platter, and all of the anchors on NBC/MSNBC would spontaneously combust on live TV.
Just another example of the rampant hypocrisy and elitist attitudes so prevalent in this Administration. Speaking of which, following is the rest of our list of the most alarming Obama calamities:
1. The official Obama White House Christmas tree featured several controversial ornaments this year including an orb depicting communist Chinese dictator Mao who literally murdered millions during his reign of terror over China, another showing drag queen Hedda Lettuce, and one showing a picture of Mount Rushmore with Obama's head pasted to the side of Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson and Roosevelt's. Truly makes one wonder if our Hanger of Weird Ornaments-in-Chief is a Commie loving, egomaniac, perv.
2. A silly amount of press was dedicated to the First Family’s selection of a First Pooch. Finally settling on a Portuguese Water dog, a gift from Ted Kennedy, they named Bolshevik, Bo for short. It’s said he loves to chug scotch, dive off bridges, and drown other dogs.
3. Bend over, grab his ankles, thank you Sir may I have another Foreign Policy prevails. Our Pucker up Buttercup-in-Chief bows to Saudi Royalty and the Emperor of Japan.
4. As thousands of Iranians hit the streets of Tehran to protest a stolen election the President of the country that stands as a beacon of freedom and democracy to the rest of the world remained as still and quiet as a bump on a log. Even the French spoke up in support before we did. Another prime example of “Bend over, grab his ankles, thank you sir may I have another diplomacy”.
5. Maybe in retaliation for their friendship and support of W and Iraq our Basher of W-in-Chief insults the one country we can always count on to be on our fighting side, our friends across the pond, the Brits. After receiving a priceless gift from Brit PM, a pen holder hand carved from wood salvaged from an anti-slave ship, the President gave Brit PM Brown 25 DVD’s, cancelled the customary joint press conference and failed to hold a state dinner to honor our esteemed guest. An excellent example of Barackassward foreign policy.
6. Hopes for improved relations with Russia started with the infamous “reset” button gifted by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov. The Clinton team misspelled the Russian word for “reset” on the button, using “peregruzka,” which means “overload,” The Russians gave Hillary a button in return stating “Reset this”.
7. With a total lack of honor and respect for the more than 100,000 American soldiers who died liberating Europe our Apologist-in-Chief attacked the “arrogance” of his own country on French soil. President Obama’s speech proceeding a NATO summit in Strasbourg, barely 500 miles from the beaches of Normandy, was sad, embarrassing, and possibly the most unpatriotic address ever given by a sitting President.
8. Our Islamic Sympathizer-in-Chief made a major outreach to his Muslim brothers during a speech in Egypt apologizing again on foreign soil for past US transgressions, The President made the bizarre and false claim Islam is one of the largest religions in US. At 1.5% of our population makes one wonder what his real agenda is.
9. Our In Dire Need of a Water boarding-in-Chief claims W’s advanced interrogation techniques, torture, was a dark chapter in our Nation’s history. Five CIA Directors and an overwhelming number of National Security experts claim these techniques saved 1,000’s of lives. Hopefully Ft Hood will serve as a wakeup call for this gang of naïve pacifist.
10. President Obama initially approved the release of photos showing alleged prisoner abuse in Iraq. You’d think a so called Constitutional Scholar would grasp the concept of providing aid and comfort to the enemy.
11. Homeland Security red flags conservative organizations and vets as high risk groups to be monitored for domestic terrorism. The same agency/Administration that refers to foreign/Islamic Jihadist terrorist attacks on the homeland as Man Made Disasters.
12. White House calls Tea Party protestors racist, teabagging, rednecks. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi accused these average, everyday Americans of being crazy, fanatical, swastika-wearing frauds. Nothing like our nation’s leaders promoting free speech and public dissent.
13. During an interview with Babs Walters our I Don’t Have a Lick of Leadership/Management Experience-in-Chief claimed governing came natural to him. It would seem so does lying like a cheap rug, breaking promises, and advancing a Marxist/Socialist agenda.
14. The Administration successfully implemented a Government takeover of the US Auto industry and proceeded to fire GM CEO, infiltrate their Boards, and give away the farm to their Union Comrades. The most powerful man in the free world, our Mr. Goodwrench-in-Chief, then guaranteed on national TV auto/service warranties would be honored. Is hawking used cars on the tube for $9,999 his next gig on TV?
15. Our Fast Eddy Used Car Salesman-in-Chief redistributed $1 Billion in wealth for Cash for Clunkers. The financial wizards at the White House budget ended up $2 billion short. If they miss Obamacare by the same percentage we the taxpaying public will be forking over an additional $5 Trillion.
16. Disregarding the time honored democratic hallmark of casting a vote by secret ballot our Union Boss-in-Chief supports a bill, Card Check, forcing open votes by labor at companies considering going Union. This is a tactic right out of the Communist Manifesto used by the likes of Lenin, Mao, Stalin, Castro and now Obama.
17. The genius PR Gurus at the White House conducted a photo shoot of a low flying plane, Air Force One, over NY enticing panic, forcing many to relive 9/11 and with no advanced warning issued. The White House denied any blame and initially refused to release the photos.
18. We now have salary/compensation Czar right here in the United States of America. The Government is dictating private sector salaries, in the United States of America. What’s next, government run Healthcare and auto industry? The proverbial slippery slope has gotten slicker than a greased pig.
19. The House Passed the Markey-Waxman “Cap-and-trade/tax” Energy Bill 219 -212. Possibly the most intrusive and potentially financially adverse legislation ever considered by Congress. Supported by the Administration this bill would have the following catastrophic effects: Reduce aggregated (GDP) by $9.6 trillion annually; Destroy 1,105,000 American jobs per year; Raise electricity rates 90 percent; Raise gasoline prices by 74 percent; Raise residential natural gas prices by 55 percent; Raise an average family's annual energy bill by $1,500 annually.
20. After admitting he didn’t have all the facts our Racist-in-Chief accused the Cambridge police of acting stupidly for arresting an African American Harvard Professor friend of his. He subsequently said he could have calibrated his words differently. A “Beer Summit” at the White House accomplished absolutely no results with the exception of VP Biden getting a great buzz on.
21. Our Nominator of Liberal Activist Racist Sexist Supreme Court Justices-in-Chief nominated Sonya Sotomayer to the highest court in the land. The good judged was fond of saying her sex and Latino heritage made her a better Judge than an old white guy. She, Scalia, and Roberts should get along famously.
22. As part of their Obamacare propaganda campaign our Big Brother-in-Chief asked American citizens to report their fellow citizens to the White House for pure political speech that is deemed ‘fishy’ or otherwise in opposition to the White House’s political interests. Can anybody say KGB, Secret Thought Police and/or welcome to the Fascist States of America?
23. Speaking of propaganda let’s not forget the White House’s mind control efforts with the country’s school children. A national address, recommended Study Guide with 100 ways to worship at the altar of Obama, songs and chants praising the Chosen One. “Two, four, six, eight, we want a Socialist Nanny State.”
24. In an unprecedented move the White House declared War on a national news network, Fox. They welcome Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong-il, and Castro with open arms but are scared silly of Bill O’Reilly and Brit Hume.
25. Bad press and hopefully an epiphany about how totally ridiculous this idea really was led to President Obama abandoning his proposal to require veterans to carry private health insurance to save $540 million in annual cost to the feds for treatment of injuries to military personnel received during their tours on active duty. The President admitted that he was puzzled by the magnitude of the opposition to his proposal “Look, it's an all volunteer force," Obama complained. "Nobody made these guys go to war. They had to have known and accepted the risks. Now they whine about bearing the costs of their choice? It doesn't compute." "I thought these were people who were proud to sacrifice for their country,” Obama continued. "I wasn't asking for blood, just money. With the country facing the worst financial crisis in its history, I'd have thought that the patriotic thing to do would be to try to help reduce the nation's deficit. I guess I underestimated the selfishness of some of my fellow Americans."
Hail to the chief!
As week 52 and the first year of our Country’s first Socialist President comes to a close the only good news we’re able to report is the Crimson Tide’s thrashing of Texas in the BCS National Championship Game. Considering our list of the Fifty Most Alarming Obama Calamities the only bright spot in an otherwise train wreck of a year.
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I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”
Ron W. Garikes
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Roll Tide, Roll Tide, Roll on Mighty Tide
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