Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 50: Part One - The Fifty Most Alarming Calamities of the First Fifty Weeks of the Socialist Train Wreck Known as the Obama Administration

“This mornin’, I shot six holes in my freezer

I think I got cabin fever

Somebody sound the alarm “

“Boat Drinks” Jimmy Buffett

Looking back at our notes and research of the first fifty weeks of the Socialist nightmare of the Obama Presidency in an effort to identify the fifty most alarming calamities from the 100's, even 1,000’s of disasters in the making created by this crowd, soon had us thinking we had bitten off way more than we could ever chew if we actually wanted to complete this task. Deliberating over so many options was both challenging and disturbing when considering the extent of damage the “Change Gang” has inflicted on our great Nation in such a relatively short time.

Not wanting to overwhelm the reader with too much grief and constant sorrow at a single setting we have listed the first 25 items in this Column, Part 1, and will provide the remaining 25 in next week’s Column, Part 2. Please note issues ain’t exactly listed by any priority or necessarily chronologically but are to some reckoning grouped topically:

1. According to White House website the President has made over 600 public speeches and remarks. Our Celebrity-in-Chief got more air time than Regis, Ryan Seacrest, and the Sham Wow Dude combined.
2. The Administration’s response to the latest terrorist attack, an Islamic Jihadist from Nigeria trying to blow up a passenger plane over Detroit, it took3 hours to tell the vacationing President, who took 3 days to comment, claiming it was an isolated incident, and that the System worked. And liberals wonder how anyone could question the priority this group has established for this issue.
3. President awarded Nobel Peace Prize - for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples. Those folks must be crazier than a run over dog.
4. H1N1 Vaccine over sold and under delivered. Late and insufficient amounts caused confusion, frustration and probably a few lives. A prelude to Obamacare? You bet your sweet arse.
5. Health Care Reform/Socialized Medicine approved by Senate at 7:00am vote Christmas Eve after billions in bribes, shady deals, and White House extortion tactics. Merry Christmas Y’all!
6. Of the eleven bills President Obama has signed, only six have been posted on Whitehouse.gov. None have been posted for a full five days after presentment from Congress. Another broken promise by Mr. Transparency-in-Chief.
7. When asked by good friend Oprah our Professor-in-Chief gave himself a B+ for his first year in office – This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs…
8. After his address to the environazies at the Global Warming Summit in Denmark Mr.Obama made an early departure on Air Force One to beat a blizzard back to DC.
9. The President outlined three principles for his Trillion dollar economic stimulus/wasteful spending package; It had to be timely-to date we have yet to spend half of the money; targeted- at unions, ACORN, and other supporters; temporary- they have already converted TARP into a Congressional slush fund.
10. 10,000 stimulus checks were issued to dead folks and 4,000 to convicts, all put on the voter registration list by the Chicago Chapter of ACORN.
11. According to the CBO Mr. Obama will add $3.2 trillion to the national debt, not including Obamacare, in his first 20 months in office, eclipsing the $2.9 trillion added during W’s entire eight years
12. Last fiscal year, the deficit was $459 billion. For this fiscal year, it was $569 billion when Mr. Obama took office. Under his proposals, another $1.276 trillion will be added to the deficit this year, for a total of $1.845 trillion.
13. The CBO says deficits will fall for three years to $658 billion, still nearly 50% larger than any past deficit. After that, deficits go back up every year, reaching the trillion-dollar a year mark again in nine years. By 2019, the debt would reach 82.4% of GDP, a level not seen since 1947.
14. House and senate pass blueprint of Obama 3.5 trillion dollar budget.
15. President signs 410 Billion 09 Budget. Discretionary spending 8% increase with 8,000 earmarks. He signs bill in private, in the dark of night behind closed doors. His promise to veto any bill with earmarks obviously just another example of lies told for political expedience.
16. CBO chief makes unprecedented trip to the White House for meeting with President. A subsequent reversal and favorable CBO report on Obamacare explained away as innocent coincidence. News flash for President and CBO- a lot of us were born at night, but not last night.
17. Weeks after a Muslim jihad gunned down more than 40 fellow citizens at Ft. Hood, Texas, Obama’s national security leadership still won’t admit that the attack had anything to do with Islam. The cowardly Islamic terrorist Hassan was born and raised a Muslim, yelled “Allah Akbar (“God is the greatest”) while shooting people, and sought Islamic fatwas from American-born Yemeni al-Qa’eda cleric Anwar al-Awlaki (who’d been his imam at the Dar Al-Hijrah Islamic Center in Falls Church, Virginia). This low life will be prosecuted in our Criminal Justice System receiving all the rights and privileges usually reserved for us tax payers, compliments of our Appeaser of Terrorist-in-Chief
18. US Attorney General and Political Hack of the First Order, Eric Holder, announced 9/11 and Gitmo terrorist will be tried in Federal Court in New York City. Included in this group of Islamic mad men is Khalid Sheikh Mohammad who admitted to interrogators that he thought up the 9/11 attacks; proposed the concept to Usama bin Laden as early as 1996; obtained funding for the attacks from bin Laden; oversaw the operation; and trained the hijackers in Afghanistan and Pakistan. All of these Islamic enemy combatants will also be prosecuted in our Criminal Justice System receiving all the rights and privileges usually reserved for us tax payers compliments, once again, of our Appeaser of Terrorist-in-Chief.
19. President Obama and AG Political Hack Holder publically assured us of convictions. You would hope two Ivy League Law School Grads and our Country’s top two Law Enforcement Officers would know better than possibly tainting the jury pool and showing total disregard for the presumption of innocence, both potential grounds for a mistrial. Innocent mistake or more nefarious intentions?
20. President advocates talking to more moderate members of Taliban in an effort to buy them off. VP Biden claims only 5% are extremist. Thoughts of Obama from Bama suggest our silver tongued VP take on this responsibility personally and that he should have our ducker from enemy sniper fire Secretary of State join him on his trip.
21. Miranda rights are now being read to prisoners in Afghanistan. One hell of a way to run a war.
22. Our Commander-in-Chief disdains military victory. On July 29, in a Nightline interview, President Obama was asked to define “victory” in Afghanistan. He answered, “I'm always worried about using the word "victory" because, you know, it invokes this notion of Emperor Hirohito coming down and signing a surrender to MacArthur.” This inspirational leadership is certain to boost troop morale. FYI – Hirohito never surrendered to MacArthur, our Intellectual Genius-in-Chief must have skipped class to snort coke the day they covered WW2 history.
23. Our Sound the Retreater-in-Chief raised the white flag of surrender on the War on Terror down grading “enemy combatant” as a basis to imprison suspected terrorist to Detainees; Man Made Disasters for domestic incidents; and the War on Terror is out and Overseas Contingency Operation is our new Call to Arms. Thinking our enemy might call off the dogs because we have softened our terms of conflict is absurd.
It’s also insulting to our armed services combatants and their families. Just imagine - “Dear Mrs. Jones, I regret to inform you that your son died valiantly as an active member of our Overseas Contingency Operation. You can be comforted knowing your son was not killed in a war on terror but….”
24. Our Prison Warden-in-Chief promised to shut down Gitmo claiming it didn’t work, it’s illegal, and embarrassing internationally. More empty rhetoric from a man who obviously doesn’t have a clue how to prosecute the War on Terror
25. Our Ditherer-in-Chief spent over three months agonizing over a new Afghanistan policy. Ultimately he committed more troops and in the same breath established an 18 month date for withdrawal. Showing weakness to our adversaries and confusion to our allies is a consistent theme with this President.

This concludes Part 1 of our First Fifty Week review of our Great Orator of Empty Rhetoric and Pucker Up Butter Cup-in-Chief’s truly alarming and disconcerting performance to date as the leader of the free world. Our remaining 25 most alarming calamities perpetrated by the Change We Can Believe In crowd will be revealed in next week’s column, “Week 51: Part Two - The Fifty Most Alarming Calamities of the First Fifty Weeks of the Socialist Train Wreck Known as the Obama Administration”

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Roll Tide, Roll Tide, Roll on Mighty Tide