Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 53: Who Really is on Our Fightin’ Side?

“Well, you don't have to call me Waylon Jennings

And you don't have to call me Charley Pride.

And you don't have to call me Merle Haggard, anymore.

Even though your on my fightin' side.
And I'll hang around as long as you will let me

And I never minded standin' in the rain.

No, You don't have to call me darlin'...darlin'

You never even call me Well, I wonder why you don't call me

Why don't you ever call me by my … name”

“The Perfect Country Song” Song Writer, Steve Goodman, Artist, David Allan Coe

Our Prize Fighter-in-Chief came out of the corner swinging during his so called Jobs speech in Elyria, Ohio on Friday of the first week of the second year of the hopefully down for the count Obama Administration. During our Orator of Empty Rhetoric-in-Chief’s remarks our punch drunk President proclaimed he’ll be fighting everything from Global Warming to alien invaders on behalf of We the People in what he claims, falsely we might add, has been his first priority since day one – jobs, jobs, jobs.

Pivoting, DCese for changing the subject, a new focus or passing the gravy, from Obamacare to jobs the “Hope/Change/Yes We Can Put 3.2 Million Poor Pilgrims Out of Work In Our First 52 Weeks In Office” gang is now desperate to be seen as our standard bearer fighting the money grubbing, job killing, scoundrels on Wall Street. Taking a page right out of Hillary’s overly focus grouped campaign book to create the illusion of having the common man’s back and fighting for everyone’s rights including playing the victim card; circling the globe ducking enemy sniper fire to your heart’s delight; and wearing a brand new butt ugly pants suit everyday our LA Gang Banger-in-Chief is ready to rumble.

During his Jobs/Fighting For Us diatribe our Propagandist-in-Chief used a derivative of the word fight no less than 20 times. Following is a summary of the issues we are so fortunate to have our Heavy Weight Champion-in-Chief fighting about on our behalf:

· “I'll never stop fighting for you”. By you he means ACORN; trial lawyers; unions; enviro-Nazis; the ACLU; every leftwing, radical, extremist, liberal organization known to man; captured Islamic Jihadist enemy combatants- mirandaized, tried in our criminal justice system assuring these cowardly prisoners of war the same rights and privileges afforded U.S. citizens. Can anybody say “Aid and Comfort” to the enemy?

· “...fighting to bring jobs back to Elyria”. Elyria, Ohio, the city graced with the presence of the Chosen One’s Jobs Propogandist address, is part of the Cleveland metropolitan area in Northeast Ohio. Ohioans as well as the good folk of Elyria have watched as hundreds of thousands fellow Buckeyes have been sent packing as unemployment soared to 10.9% since the Job Terminator-in-Chief took office. According to high placed reliable sources the President was overheard commenting to an aid while walking up the stairs to Air Force One, “Get me out of this jerk water town ASAP and back to civilization. Haven’t seen so many ignorant Yahoos all gathered together in one place since we stopped by to say hello to the VEEP at the Biden Family Reunion last year.

· “…fighting for an economy where hard work is rewarded”. Sure, if you are a member of one of the groups listed in item 1 above. Everybody else’s’ hard work will be redistributed to criminal illegal aliens, the “Victim” class, and public defenders representing Islamic Jihadist terrorist.

· ”…fighting for an economy where responsibility is honored”. Responsibility as defined by the Obamanites is paying your ACLU, Socialist Party, Green Peace, and PETA dues on time.

· ”…fighting for an economy where accountability is upheld”. This from the same White House that sent “stimulus” checks to thousands of dead folks (Democrat voters) and incarcerated felons (another solid Democrat constituency).

· ,”…fighting for an economy where we're creating the jobs of tomorrow”. “Jobs for tomorrow” being a euphemism for Green jobs. For those that don’t want to build windmills, make recyclable under drawers, or work as Community Organizers how about some real jobs now.

· “…fighting for policies that will help restore home values, to redeem the investment that folks have made”. These efforts are specifically targeted at low income borrowers who were encouraged to bite off way more than they could chew and were accommodated by the good folks at Freddie May and Fannie Mac all with the enthusiastic support of then Senator Obama and all his Democrat Comrades in Congress. Social engineering that literally brought the economy to the brink.

· “I'll never stop fighting to give our kids the best education possible”. Our kids meaning his Kids. Our Enlightened Educator-in-Chief sends his yougn’s to one of the most exclusive, expensive, elitist private schools in the country.
· “I'll never stop fighting to give every American a fair shake”. With the exception, of course, of Republicans; conservatives; capitalist; Wall Street bankers; white cops in Cambridge; non union laborers; anti-Marxist/Socialist; Fox News; Poor, no count, white trash that cling to their guns, religion and pickup trucks.

· “I'll never stop fighting to protect you from the kind of deceptive practices we've seen from some in the financial sector”. Similar to the tactics the White House employed in their manic efforts to pass Obamacare – bribery, extortion, misinformation, backroom deals, and a fabricated crisis.

· “I'm fighting for a tough Consumer Financial Protection Agency”. “Financial reform has to include a consumer protection agency,” White House spokesman Robert Gibbs said last Wednesday. Even with strong opposition from Congressional Democrats the President is going to force feed another bloated, useless, Socialist initiative down our collective throats. Why don’t we put a little effort into improving one of the 50+ existing Government agencies that already have this responsibility before creating a new one?

· “I'll never stop fighting to open up government. That's why we put in place the toughest ethics laws and toughest transparency rules of any administration in history”. Bless his heart, the fact our Deceiver-in-Chief can stand right up just like he had good sense and publically make such audaciously false statement openly and without shame is cause for serious consternation. Actually, the words ethics and Obama Administration should never collide in the same sentence.

Typically, ethical people aren’t pathological liars, seldom break promises and don’t blame others for their shortcomings. They also tend to shy away from associations with domestic terrorist and refrain from hiring a group of tax cheats, pathological liars. and terrorist sympathizers to serve in some of the most important positions in the US Government. The only transparent aspect about Our Ethically Deficient Master Keeper of Secrets-in-Chief is his arrogance, hypocrisy, and disdain for the people he serves.

Behind closed door secret meetings, shady deals, strong arm tactics and a pay to play strategies is their idea of transparency. And don’t forget about Obama’s Secret Shadow Government of over 40 so called Czars. No public vetting process; no congressional oversight; secret budgets; a group consisting of 5 self described communist, 12 out of the closet self proclaimed Socialist, 18 tax cheats and 1 convicted shoplifter. Sprinkle in several Eco-Nazis and you got yourself the makings of a proletariat that would make the likes of Stalin, Castro, and Mao proud.

· “So long as I'm President, I'll never stop fighting to cut waste and abuse in Washington; to eliminate what we don't need - to pay for what we do; to rein in exploding deficits we've been accumulating for too long”. The fact that these words so easily roll off this man’s tongue is truly frightening. Especially when considering that according to the Office of Management and Budget from the day Mr. Obama took office last year to the end of the current fiscal year the national debt will increase by $3.3 trillion. In 20 months, Mr. Obama will add as much debt as W ran up in eight years. The Obama runaway spending plan approved by Congress last February calls for doubling the national debt in five years and tripling it in 10.

· “These are some of the fights we've had. And I can promise you, there will be more fights in the days ahead. We're having one of them right now - because I want to charge Wall Street a modest fee to repay taxpayers in full for saving their skin in a time of need. You can rest assured, we're going to get that money - your money - back, each and every dime”. Charging banks a fee on top of the principle amount borrowed and interest they have already paid back to Uncle Sammy is populace class warfare for political expediency at it’s very worse. Exempting the auto companies and Freddie and Fannie for no other reason to show favor to his comrades at the UAW and Democrat contributors confirms the blatant politics as usual behind the President's proposal.

So, is our Mohammad Ali-in-Chief on our fighten side? Not a snowball’s chance in hell.

This 53rd edition of Thoughts of Obama from Bama will be published before Our Socialist-in-Chief’s State of Union Address on Wednesday, the first day of Week 54 of the Obama Presidency train wreck. Rumor has it the President will make a head fake towards the middle in an effort to divert the County’s attention from his Marxist/Socialist agenda.

We certainly expect another masterful performance chock full of smoke and mirrors; misdirection; lies; deceit; empty promises; abundant use of the victim card; soaring rhetoric absent of any substance; and frequent blaming of others, W, for his abject failures. Should make for some riveting political theatre.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes