Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 57: Our Summiteer-in-Chief

“The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place”
Barry Goldwater

Since taking office fifty-seven weeks ago our Summiteer-in-Chief has conducted or participated in twelve summits. That equates to approximately one summit every five weeks. Summit thirteen is scheduled for Thursday of Week 58, a desperate made for TV political maneuver by the “Hope, Change, and Believe” propagandist in an effort to resuscitate their communal dreams of Socialized Medicine.

An evaluation of the outcomes, or lack thereof, resulting from these august gatherings is indicative of the abject failure of our Mediator-in-Chief’s train wreck of an Administration. Following is a list of these so called summits conducted to date with a brief assessment of their agendas and effectiveness:

1. Growing American Jobs Summit – Wanting to get a head start on putting millions of additional poor dumb slobs out of work our Terminator of Jobs in Mass Quantities-In-Chief put together this little shindig two months before taking the Oath of Office. At the time the Unemployment Rate was at 6.7%. It’s been hovering around 10% for the last several months. Maybe “Growing Chinese Jobs Summit” would have been a more appropriate title.
2. Fiscal Responsibility Summit – Our Out of Control Spender of Other People’s Money-In-Chief brought this crowd together in his first summit after taking office to discuss getting a handle on deficit spending. After doubling the annual deficit in one year and with projections of tripling the national debt in eight years reckon these folks didn’t exactly get their arms around this issue.
3. Health Care Summit – A few weeks later our Healer-in-Chief conducted his first Socialized Medicine Summit. Still riding high from his recent electoral victory predicting passage of a government takeover of Healthcare legislation by Memorial Day. Twelve plus months; thirty or so major speeches; billions in Congressional bribes; dozens of backroom under the table deals; multiple acts of extortion; the election of GOP candidate Scott Brown filling Ted Kennedy’s old seat later we ain’t their yet and hopefully won’t be anytime soon.
4. H1N1 Preparedness Summit – If this virus had spread as predicted we would have found ourselves smack-dab in the middle of one serious public health emergency. The same bunch of medical geniuses who want to nationalize healthcare were two months and thirty million vaccines behind schedule. Truly a disaster just waiting to happen.
5. Distracted Driving Summit – Not to diminish the real danger and accidents caused by distracted drivers but why in the world is the leader of the free world conducting a Presidential Summit on this issue? What’s next, a Symposium on Restless Leg Syndrome or maybe a Seminar about the lost art of glass blowing?
6. Summit of the Americas – Great opportunity for our Marxist Revolutionary-in-Chief to party with Socialist comrades Chavez and Castro
7. NATO Summit – Another great opportunity for our Marxist Revolutionary-in-Chief to party with Socialist comrades from France, Germany, and Denmark and apologize for all of America’s past transgressions.
8. G-8 Summit – Yet another great opportunity for our Marxist Revolutionary-in-Chief to party with Socialist comrades from Russia and Italy and once again apologize for all of America’s past transgressions
9. G-20 Summit – One more great opportunity for our Marxist Revolutionary-in-Chief to party with Socialist comrades from China, Brazil and Argentina and apologize again for all of America’s past transgressions
10. ASEAN Summit – Forum for our Apologist-in-Chief to reach out to all his Muslim brethren and seek forgiveness for America’s anti-Islamic bias.
11. Head-of-State Summit – Opportunity for our Pucker Up Buttercup-in-Chief to bow down to tyrannical, despot fellow world leaders and practice his bend over, grab his ankles, thank you sir may I have another approach to foreign affairs.
12. Beer Summit – Our Racist-in-Chief’s attempt to apologize for accusing the Cambridge, MA. Police Department of acting stupidly and with racial bias in defense of his pointy headed Harvard Professor comrade Henry Louis Gates. Nothing was accomplished with the exception of VP Biden getting crying about your Daddy drunk to the point that AP White House correspondent Helen Thomas was looking just as fine as frog hair to him by the end of the evening.

Conspicuously missing from the Summit Themes listed above is the most important responsibility our Commander-in-Chief is charged with – National Security and our current war with Islamic Jihadist terrorist. Just another strong indication of the low priority and lack of commitment our Passivist-in-Chief has for this issue.

In addition to the President’s second Socialized Medicine and thirteenth White House Summit scheduled for Thursday of Week 58, as previously mentioned, which by the way promises to be nothing but a high level political hatchet job perpetrated on the GOP and the American people by the Socialist tag team of Obama, Pelosi and Reid.

Thoughts of Obama from Bama has it on good authority the Administration has already scheduled the following Summits for 2010. We don’t know for sure who or how many will be in attendance but did obtain a list of the location for each Summit:

1. Department of Justice Lawyers Who Represented Islamic Jihadist Terrorist Housed at Gitmo Pro Bono Summit– West Wing Conference Room, seating 25.
2. Socialist Working in the Administration Summit – large auditorium at nearby college, seating 500.
3. Communist Working in the Administration Summit – same large auditorium at nearby college, seating 500.
4. Tax Cheats Working in the Administration Summit – large ballroom at nearby hotel, seating 5,000.
5. Terrorist Sympathizers Working in the Administration Summit – Museum of Natural History, seating, 7,500
6. Pathological Liars Working in the Administration Summit – Jefferson Memorial, seating 10,000
7. Department of Justice Lawyers Who Represented Islamic Jihadist Terrorist Housed at Gitmo Pro Bono; Socialist; Communist; Tax Cheats; Terrorist Sympathizers; Pathological Liars; Political Hacks Working in the Administration Summit – Redskins FedEx Stadium, seating 60,000

“People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything” Thomas Sowell

It’s obvious our Facilitator-in-Chief has a strong hankering for meetings/summits. It’s also becoming more apparent everyday Barack Husain Obama shouldn’t be put in charge of running a KFC let alone the world’s only super power.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 56: Reality Check

It's a good night for singing, I got too drunk and my ears are still ringing,

it’s so good to see you, it's a brand new day.

It took us lifetimes to get this far, back to reality

Wonder where we are tonight, it's a brand new day.

“It’s a Good Night for Singing”, Jerry Jeff Walker, Written by Bob Livingston

Vice President “Uncle Joe, Mr. Plagiarize, Gaff Machine, Both Feet in Mouth” Biden climbed the mountain, peered over the edge, and jumped off leaving the land of reality far behind during Week 56 of the make believe world of the Obama Administration. While appearing on the Larry “Weekend at Bernie’s” King show our VP sat right up just like he had good sense and proclaimed the following about the War in Iraq, “…this could be one of the great achievements of this Administration.”

Bless his heart, the Veep and all the political hacks at the White House seem to have truly lost their grip on reality. Especially when you consider Senator and candidate Obama along with then Senator “Yes I do Believe in Fairy’s” Biden were two of the most ardent and vocal critics of the War in Iraq before they infested the White House.

During the 2008 campaign Our Passivist-in-Chief made the War in Iraq his signature issue promising troop withdrawal within 16 months of taking office and an end to W’s “illegal” war. Both our Warrior Against Islamic Jihadist-in-Chief and his Second in Command:

1. Opposed the war from the beginning,
2. Opposed W’s U.S. troop surge of 2007 credited by most with producing a military and political victory.
3. Predicted with as much vision as the blind leading the blind that the troop surge would actually worsen sectarian fighting and violence.
4. Called for dividing Iraq in thirds by religious sects. That boneheaded strategy was a total non starter.
5. Raised the white flag of surrender with our troops in the middle of the fight bolstering the enemy and demoralizing our folks.

Senior political hack, Presidential mouth piece and White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs responded to questions the following day further confirming the Administration’s departure from reality:

· Question: Robert, the Vice President last night said that Iraq could end up being one of the President's great achievements. Given that the Vice President was in favor of a partial partition of the country and the President opposed the surge that helped stabilize it, how is that one of the President's great achievements?

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Response;Mr. Gibbs, Well, putting what was broken back together and getting our troops home, which we intend to do in August of this year.

Reality: Despite our Winner of Wars in Iraq-in-Chief’s reluctance to use the word victory when it comes to armed combat for all practical purposes the Iraq War was already won when he took the Oath of Office. Miracles of miracles the Yes We Can gang let well enough alone, didn’t screw up the successes achieved by W and refrained from snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

· Question: But the Status of Forces Agreement to bring troops home was signed before the President took office.

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Response: Mr. Gibbs, Something that -- something that I think the political pressure that the President, as a then-candidate, helped to bring about.

Reality: The arrogance and conceit of the “Anointed One” is truly boundless. His candidacy had absolutely nothing what so ever to do with the W Administration’s success in negotiating our troop’s withdrawal agreement with Iraq. Favorable conditions on the ground as a result of our courage’s troops and the surge were the decisive factors leading to victory.

In addition to their outrageous and ludicrous claim taking credit for our victory in Iraq our President From Never Never Land-in-Chief has also taken credit for the following achievements:

· His Socialist/Spending Bill passed last year saved or created 2 million jobs
· Our victory over the USSR in the Cold War
· The discovery of penicillin
· Victory over Germany and Japan in WWII
· The Yankees victory in the War for Southern Independence
· The invention of the light bulb
· Doing a better job than W and Cheney fighting the War on Terror
· Newton’s discovery of gravity and Einstein’s Theory of Relativity
· The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire
· Canned beer and sliced bread
· Casual Fridays
· Day light savings time
· Discovery of DNA
· His record and deficit busting spending saved the world from a Depression of biblical proportions
· World peace
· Universal brotherhood
· A chicken in every pot
· Inventor of the Tele-prompter
· The Saints victory in the Super Bowl

When asked by reporters how in the world could our Over Achiever-in-Chief takes credit for all these accomplishments senior political hack and White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs replied:

· “President Obama’s life force, vision of hope and inspirational leadership transcends time and all physical boundaries”

Sadly but not surprisingly the leftwing media elite actually bought this load of camel dung with the exception of the folks from the “Fair and Balanced’ network and ABC who followed up with an incredulous and dumbfounded “What the Hell”? Unphased Senior Political hack Gibbs replied:

· “Hey, if they’ll believe we are responsible for success in Iraq they’ll believe anything. Next question.”

Many are convinced perception is reality. The Hope, Change and Believe crowd’s perception of reality is not only absurd it’s also arrogant, narcissistic and dangerous.

The only “accomplishments” this Administration can credibly make claim too is diminishing our standing in the world, weakening our national security capabilities, exploding the national debt, and socializing large segments of our economy. That’s a “Reality Check” we can definitely do without.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 55: Boxers or Briefs?

“I went to my neighbor’s yard sale, to see what I could find.

I find me and old pair of underwear hanging on a clothes line.

I ask an old woman in a lawn chair, how much you want for them drawers.

She said if your willin' to touch them, them nasty things are yours”

Yard Sale Underwear, Rodney Carrington

We are without a doubt in a world of hurt. When it gets to the point where grown men voluntarily and even enthusiastically put live explosives in their under drawers and light up their privates to set off an explosion absolutely nobody is safe. If this latest tactic, actually employed by the so called Christmas Day Bomber, doesn’t get our Terrorist Appeaser-in-Chief’s attention nothing will.

Looking back on this attempted terrorist attack it’s hard to figure if the biggest screw ups occurred before or after the incident. On the one hand this fanatic Briefs Bomber Boy, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab's, should have never been allowed to set even a big toe on Flight 253 flying from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas day.

Turns out young “Light My Crotch on Fire” Umar’s name is on more terrorist watch list than Usama bin Ladin his self. He paid cash, bought a one way ticket, no luggage, and met every criterion on the Terrorist Profile Checklist. His Pappy, a prominent Nigerian banker, even tipped off our State Department about Junior’s recent conversion to radical Islam and his propensity towards adorning explosives in his under drawers.

Our anti-terrorist/security forces should have been all over this Jihadist head case like white on rice.

On the other hand, events following Abdulmutallab's botched attempt to blow up the family jewels along with Northwest Flight 253 are indicative of the Obama Administration’s low priority and law enforcement approach to the War on Terror. The level of ineptitude, apathy, and willingness to deceive the American people demonstrated by the “Hope, Change, Yes We Can Mirandaize an Enemy Combatant Terrorist faster Than a Scalded Dog Running Home to Mama” is truly alarming.

The following series of events would be comical if the potential negative consequences weren’t so horrific:

· Upon landing in Detroit, having been restrained by several fellow passengers, Abdulmutallab was taken into custody by Customs and Border Protection Officers and local police. Having badly burned his tiny little terrorist cojones authorities hauled him off to the University of Michigan Medical Center for treatment.
· The initial interview conducted by local FBI interrogators lasted about 50 minutes. According to White House sources the Nigerian Jihadist spoke openly talking in detail about what he'd done and the planning that went into the attack. He also confessed he’d been trained and instructed by Al Qaeda operatives in Yemen.
· The interrogation ended when the Detonator of Explosives in His Fruit of the Loom Under drawers was medicated and investigators decided it would be better to let the effects of the drugs wear off before questioning him further.
· The elite Federal High-Value Interrogation Group, a special unit of terror specialists that our Interrogator-in-Chief declared early last year would be created to deal with terror suspects, was never contacted. Reckon it don’t really make no never mind anyhow as our Warrior Against Islamist Jihadist-in-Chief never got around to assembling let alone activating any such group.
· After surgery and more medication someone made the boneheaded decision to inform this lunatic of his Miranda rights and assigned him legal representation. Not surprisingly, following the advice of counsel, Umar fell silent and shut those loose lips tighter than tick.
· Meantime the individual responsible for making this decision remained a great national mystery. At a Congressional hearing the Director of the FBI, Robert Mueller; Dennis Blair, Director of National Intelligence; Michael Leiter, Head of the National Counterterrorism Center; Janet Napolitano, Secretary of Homeland Security; and John Brennan, the President’s Senior Counterterrorism Adviser all confirmed they had not been consulted.
· To add insult to injury political hack and White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, without a smile on his face, openly and without shame, uttered one of the most ridiculous lies ever told by a senior Administration official – “50 minutes was more than enough time to interrogate this prisoner”. Truly a shameless lie that was also advanced by our Teller of Tall Tales-in-Chief.
· Finally the Administration admitted the obvious acknowledging senior political hack and US Attorney General Eric Holder and the President his self made the decision to treat “Bomb in his Boxers Boy” Umar as a common criminal with all the rights and protections granted to all of us taxpayers.
· In another truly bewildering move that seemingly is providing aid and comfort to the enemy the White House informed reporters this week that “Underpants Ali” was singing like a bird again because of pressure from his family. The fact we are sharing our interrogation techniques and the status of enemy combatant prisoners of war with the world and all of Umar’s terrorist comrades back in Nigeria and Yemen is yet just another indication of this Administration’s terrorist appeasement policies.

This entire debacle has confirmed the sad but true fact that the most rabid terrorist sympathizer in the President’s Cabinet is running what use to be an actual War on Terror that has been downgraded to a local law enforcement issue. Instead of putting the experts in the military and CIA in charge of national security our Doesn’t Have a Clue-in-Chief has assigned this responsibility to a rank armature who is nothing more than an ultra liberal political hack.

AG Holder’s impressive terrorist sympathizer credentials can be summarized as follows:

1. As a member of Slick Willy’s Justice Department political hack Holder orchestrated the grants of clemency for 16 domestic terrorist all members of the FALN (the Spanish acronym for Armed Forces of National Liberation). President Clinton’s decision to commute these prison terms caused a major ruckus.

Holder was called before Congress to explain his role but declined to answer questions from angry lawmakers demanding to know why the Justice Department had opposed the FBI, federal prosecutors and other law enforcement officials, who adamantly disagreed with clemency for these terrorist.
2. After leaving his position in the Clinton DOJ as Director of the Office of Terrorist Appeasement political hack Holder became a partner at the law firm of Covington & Burling. Along with a dozen or so other ultra liberal firms Holder and his gang of pointy headed ACLU attorneys provided thousands of pro bono hours defending Islamic Jihadist detained at Gitmo.

Records indicate Holder and his firm represented at least 17 cowardly murderous terrorist free of charge. Political hack Holder and his terrorist sympathizing ACLU brethren tied up the military commission system in series of law suits and appeals, making it impossible to put any of the prisoners of war at Gitmo on trial for years
3. Upon returning to the White House as President Obama’s Attorney General political hack Holder picked up with his terrorist sympathizing ways right where he left off. One of his first controversial decisions was dropping voter intimidation charges against two members of the Black Panthers caught on camera in paramilitary garb armed with night sticks threatening folks outside of a Philadelphia voting site. Holder’s DOJ has yet to provide any legitimate excuse for this travesty of justice.
4. Political hack Holder initially decided to release military photos of alleged prisoner abuse by our Armed Forces. A move sure to incite enemy retaliation most likely including US military causalities. Only after a firestorm of resistance from our National Security community including 7 past and the current CIA Director did AG “Provider of Aid and Comfort to Enemy Islamic Jihadist” Holder relent and reluctantly reverse this indefensible decision.
5. Following a number of public remarks by our Snake Oil Salesman-in-Chief who declared his intent to look forward and not back political hack Holder appointed a Special Prosecutor to investigate W Administration lawyers and other officials for possible criminal violations committed by these individuals while prosecuting the War on Terror. Instead of wasting time and resources investigating these patriots maybe they should reactivate their tried and true anti-terrorist strategies that kept us safe and Akbar on the run for seven years.
6. Probably the most boneheaded decision this Administration has made since infesting the White House is bringing 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and his four Islamist Jihadist cohorts to New York to face charges in a civilian federal court. Treating these five like common criminals as opposed to the savage, blood thirsty, enemy combatant war criminals they truly are is absurd. The cost, security risk, and giving these murderous low lives a public platform to spew their evil, vile, Jihadist propaganda in the media capital of the world approaches the level of impeachable offenses committed by political hack Holder and his boss Barack Husain Obama.

It would seem in the President’s way of reckoning political hack Holder is the best and brightest; uniquely qualified; most capable individual to lead our War on Terrorism. The fact that the President is abundantly aware of and obviously in agreement with Holder’s sympathetic view of the Islamic Jihadist cause is truly a frightening and disturbing thought.

“Is that a stick of dynamite in your under drawers or are you just glad to see me boy” Umar symbolizes how desperate and just how far these raving mad men are willing to go to realize their destiny of martyrdom and the company of 70 virgins for eternity in Islam Heaven. Although having blown off their holy jihads in the process of achieving their suicidal objectives might prove to be a slight problem with this whole 70 virgins thing.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 54: Pure Unadulterated Arrogance

“The Offspring of Riches: Pride, Vanity, Ostentation, Arrogance and Tyranny”. Mark Twain

Look up the definition of arrogance in any recently published dictionary and you’re sure enough likely to find the following photo of our Elitist-in-Chief, Mr. Pride, Vanity, Ostentation, Arrogance and Tyranny his self, Barack Husain Obama.

With total disregard for the will of the people so clearly evident from recent elections in New Jersey, Virginia, and especially the devastating loss of Teddy Kennedy’s Senate Seat in the bastion of Liberal Pointy Headism, the People’s Republic of Massachusetts, our Bolshevik-in-Chief continues to aggressively peruse his terrorist appeasement, reckless spending, and Marxist/Socialist agenda.

Starting with the first State of the Union speech of his Presidency on Wednesday followed with an appearance at the GOP House of Representatives Annual Retreat on Friday and the issuance of his new budget on Monday our Busier Than a One Legged Man at an Ass Kicking Contest-in-Chief hasn’t backed off even a frog’s hair from his elitist approach to governance. A true believer in his liberal/progressive/Socialist philosophy no lie is ever too far fetched; hypocritical action unwarranted; character assassination not justified; fabricated crisis inappropriate; as the ends always justify the means from his arrogant and self righteous point of view.

Our Orator of Empty Rhetoric-in-Chief’s first State of the Union address was entirely too long, surprisingly boring, and chock full of lies. His remarks were also arrogant, defiant, partisan, and disrespectful.

· Arrogant – My way come Hell or high water on Obamacare, the economy, energy/green society, and job creation as my crowd of genius advisors and I surly know what’s best for our ill informed, gullible, simple minded constituents.
· Defiant - Recent political defeats and historically low poll numbers due to populace backlash and anger at W. and certainly not because of any of our enlightened policy initiatives (10% plus unemployment, exploding deficits and weakened national security) or inspirational leadership.
· Partisan - accusing, falsely we might add, Congressional Republicans of being the Party of no, offering no solutions and in a very condescending manner criticizing their leadership skills in our way of reckoning probably ain’t gonna result in a new era of unprecedented bipartisan cooperation.
· Disrespectful – the President was not only disrespectful to the GOP, but also with all the lying, misleading, and deceit, We the People, his predecessor W and in an unprecedented move our Constitutional Scholar-in-Chief decided to publicly insult the Supreme Court Justices. So repulsed by the President’s false remarks about a recent Court ruling Justice Sam Alito was caught on camera shaking his head in disgust and silently mouthing the words “Liar, liar, pants on fire” or maybe it was “That’s not true”. We’ll have to study the replay further to make a final determination.

As for our Creator of Historical, Unsustainable, Sure to Bring Financial Ruin to Us All, Deficient Spender-In-Chief’s proposed budget his fiscally conservative/responsible rhetoric ain’t even remotely similar to the runaway spending; budget busting; deficit/debt exploding reality of his plan.
Blaming W for massive continued deficit spending, claiming his so called investments will create millions of new jobs and speed up the recovery while failing to mention this year’s deficit is twice as much as last year’s and that according to his train wreck of a budget we will achieve a doubling of the national debt in four years and tripling of said debt in eight. Rumor has it the accumulated total of all this debt might even exceed Tiger’s hooker and call girl expenses.

More comments addressing this nightmare of a budget will be forthcoming in future articles as Pelosi, Reid, and the members of their Socialist Democrat Caucus add billions and possibly trillions more in deficit spending on such noble causes as patriating millions of criminal illegal aliens, billions in backroom bribes and under the table deals to secure passage of their unpopular, unpaid for and more than likely unconstitutional legislation.

A visit to the Republicans Annual House Leader’s Retreat for a little Q & A, reminiscent of a session of the British House of Commons “Time for Questions” with the Prime Minister, was by far the President’s most interesting public appearance of the week. In his typical arrogant fashion, demonstrating a total disregard for the value of other people’s time, the President showed up late, used up twice the amount of time allotted for his opening remarks greatly limiting the time remaining for the main event, Q&A with the House Republicans.

Even with the late start there was a spirited discussion mostly focusing on economic and GOP/bipartisan cooperation related issues. Following is the text of the Q&A session:

· PRESIDENT OBAMA – Opening Remarks: Thank you to all of you for receiving me. It is wonderful to be here. Now, part of the reason I accepted your invitation to come here was because I wanted to speak with all of you, and not just to all of you. So I'm looking forward to taking your questions and having a real conversation in a few moments. That being said, if any of you yahoos really think that I give one happy by damn about anything you might have to say you must be crazier than a run over dog.
· MIKE PENCE, Indiana: Mr. President, would -- will you consider supporting across-the-board tax relief, as President Kennedy did?
· PRESIDENT OBAMA: Of course not Mike. How can I redistribute wealth from productive fat cats to the victim class with across the board tax cuts?
· PAUL RYAN, Wisconsin: The spending bills that you have signed into law, the domestic and discretionary spending has been increased by 84 percent. You now want to freeze spending at this elevated level beginning next year. So my question is, why not start freezing spending now?
· PRESIDENT OBAMA: The fact of the matter is that most of the increases in this year's budget, this past year's budget, were not as a consequence of policies that we initiated, but instead were built in as a consequence of the automatic stabilizers that kick in because of this enormous recession. In other words, it’s all W’s and those evil “automatic stabilizer’s, whatever they might be” fault.
· SHELLEY MOORE CAPITO, West Virginia: I represent the state of West Virginia. We're resource rich. We have a lot of coal and a lot of natural gas. But our -- my miners and the folks who are working and those who are unemployed are very concerned about some of your policies in these areas: cap-and-trade, an aggressive EPA and the looming prospect of higher taxes. In our minds, these are job-killing policies. So I'm asking if you would be willing to re-look at some of these policies, with the high unemployment and unsure economy that we have now, to assure West Virginians that you're listening.
· PRESIDENT OBAMA: No. You and all of your white trash hillbilly buds in West Virginia obviously don’t have a clue what’s good for you. Al Gore, my Eco-Nazi storm troopers at the EPA, and I are about to descend upon you crackers with a Green wrath of Biblical proportions. Join the Green Revolution or suffer the consequences.
· JASON CHAFFETZ, Utah: I'm one of 22 House freshmen. We didn't create this mess, but we are here to help clean it up. You stood up before the American people multiple times and said you would broadcast the health care debates on C-SPAN, you didn't. You said you weren't going to allow lobbyists in the senior-most positions within your administration, and yet you did. You said you'd go line by line through the health care bill. We never got a call. And when you said in the House of Representatives that you were going to tackle earmarks, and, in fact, you didn't want to have any earmarks in any of your bills, but it didn't happen.
· PRESIDENT OBAMA: Face it, you screwed up. You trusted me.
· MARCIA BLACKBURN, Tennessee: When will we look forward to starting anew and sitting down with you to put all of these healthcare ideas on the table, to look at these lessons learned, to benefit from that experience, and to produce a product that is going to reduce government interference, reduce cost and be fair to the American taxpayer?
· PRESIDENT OBAMA: Ain’t gonna happen. You crackers in Tenneessee don’t know what’s good for you any more than your hillbilly cousins in West Virginia.
· TOM PRICE, Georgia: But my specific question is, what should we tell our constituents who know that Republicans have offered positive solutions to the challenges that Americans face and yet continue to hear out of the administration that we've offered nothing?
· PRESIDENT OBAMA: Follow my example and lie to them like a cheap rug. Honesty is the best policy is for suckers.
· PETER ROSKAM, Illinois: You've gotten the subtext of House Republicans that sincerely want to come and be a part of this national conversation toward solutions, but they've really been stiff-armed by Speaker Pelosi. Now, I know you're not in charge of that chamber, but there really is this dynamic of, frankly, being shut out.
· PRESIDENT OBAMA: Elections have consequences home boy. To the victor go the spoils, deal.
· JEB HENSARLING, Texas: Your administration proposed a budget that would triple the national debt over the next 10 years. Surely you don't believe 10 years from now we will still be mired in this recession. You’ve proposed new entitlement spending and moved the cost of government to almost 24.5 percent of the GDP.
· PRESIDENT OBAMA: Socialism ain’t cheap. Full blown Communism is even more expensive. I got to get the money from somewhere to pay for the revolution.

Thank you, everybody. God bless you. God bless the United States of America. Allah the Great, Allah the Benevolent

President Obama’s unprecedented arrogance and disdain towards the American people is truly unparalleled in our Nation’s history. His elitist “Only I know what’s best for you” attitude explains his manic efforts to force feed his Socialist agenda down the Country’s collective throats.

As we’ve recently seen in Virginia, New Jersey and especially Massachusetts the folks don’t take too kindly to being force fed, especially by a smart ass; arrogant; progressive liberal elite; Socialist; Yankee; Ivy League lawyer. Further attempts to ram this radical agenda through is sure to end badly for the President and his Comrades in Congress.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

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Ron W. Garikes