Thoughts of Obama from Bama

Week 55: Boxers or Briefs?

“I went to my neighbor’s yard sale, to see what I could find.

I find me and old pair of underwear hanging on a clothes line.

I ask an old woman in a lawn chair, how much you want for them drawers.

She said if your willin' to touch them, them nasty things are yours”

Yard Sale Underwear, Rodney Carrington

We are without a doubt in a world of hurt. When it gets to the point where grown men voluntarily and even enthusiastically put live explosives in their under drawers and light up their privates to set off an explosion absolutely nobody is safe. If this latest tactic, actually employed by the so called Christmas Day Bomber, doesn’t get our Terrorist Appeaser-in-Chief’s attention nothing will.

Looking back on this attempted terrorist attack it’s hard to figure if the biggest screw ups occurred before or after the incident. On the one hand this fanatic Briefs Bomber Boy, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab's, should have never been allowed to set even a big toe on Flight 253 flying from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas day.

Turns out young “Light My Crotch on Fire” Umar’s name is on more terrorist watch list than Usama bin Ladin his self. He paid cash, bought a one way ticket, no luggage, and met every criterion on the Terrorist Profile Checklist. His Pappy, a prominent Nigerian banker, even tipped off our State Department about Junior’s recent conversion to radical Islam and his propensity towards adorning explosives in his under drawers.

Our anti-terrorist/security forces should have been all over this Jihadist head case like white on rice.

On the other hand, events following Abdulmutallab's botched attempt to blow up the family jewels along with Northwest Flight 253 are indicative of the Obama Administration’s low priority and law enforcement approach to the War on Terror. The level of ineptitude, apathy, and willingness to deceive the American people demonstrated by the “Hope, Change, Yes We Can Mirandaize an Enemy Combatant Terrorist faster Than a Scalded Dog Running Home to Mama” is truly alarming.

The following series of events would be comical if the potential negative consequences weren’t so horrific:

· Upon landing in Detroit, having been restrained by several fellow passengers, Abdulmutallab was taken into custody by Customs and Border Protection Officers and local police. Having badly burned his tiny little terrorist cojones authorities hauled him off to the University of Michigan Medical Center for treatment.
· The initial interview conducted by local FBI interrogators lasted about 50 minutes. According to White House sources the Nigerian Jihadist spoke openly talking in detail about what he'd done and the planning that went into the attack. He also confessed he’d been trained and instructed by Al Qaeda operatives in Yemen.
· The interrogation ended when the Detonator of Explosives in His Fruit of the Loom Under drawers was medicated and investigators decided it would be better to let the effects of the drugs wear off before questioning him further.
· The elite Federal High-Value Interrogation Group, a special unit of terror specialists that our Interrogator-in-Chief declared early last year would be created to deal with terror suspects, was never contacted. Reckon it don’t really make no never mind anyhow as our Warrior Against Islamist Jihadist-in-Chief never got around to assembling let alone activating any such group.
· After surgery and more medication someone made the boneheaded decision to inform this lunatic of his Miranda rights and assigned him legal representation. Not surprisingly, following the advice of counsel, Umar fell silent and shut those loose lips tighter than tick.
· Meantime the individual responsible for making this decision remained a great national mystery. At a Congressional hearing the Director of the FBI, Robert Mueller; Dennis Blair, Director of National Intelligence; Michael Leiter, Head of the National Counterterrorism Center; Janet Napolitano, Secretary of Homeland Security; and John Brennan, the President’s Senior Counterterrorism Adviser all confirmed they had not been consulted.
· To add insult to injury political hack and White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, without a smile on his face, openly and without shame, uttered one of the most ridiculous lies ever told by a senior Administration official – “50 minutes was more than enough time to interrogate this prisoner”. Truly a shameless lie that was also advanced by our Teller of Tall Tales-in-Chief.
· Finally the Administration admitted the obvious acknowledging senior political hack and US Attorney General Eric Holder and the President his self made the decision to treat “Bomb in his Boxers Boy” Umar as a common criminal with all the rights and protections granted to all of us taxpayers.
· In another truly bewildering move that seemingly is providing aid and comfort to the enemy the White House informed reporters this week that “Underpants Ali” was singing like a bird again because of pressure from his family. The fact we are sharing our interrogation techniques and the status of enemy combatant prisoners of war with the world and all of Umar’s terrorist comrades back in Nigeria and Yemen is yet just another indication of this Administration’s terrorist appeasement policies.

This entire debacle has confirmed the sad but true fact that the most rabid terrorist sympathizer in the President’s Cabinet is running what use to be an actual War on Terror that has been downgraded to a local law enforcement issue. Instead of putting the experts in the military and CIA in charge of national security our Doesn’t Have a Clue-in-Chief has assigned this responsibility to a rank armature who is nothing more than an ultra liberal political hack.

AG Holder’s impressive terrorist sympathizer credentials can be summarized as follows:

1. As a member of Slick Willy’s Justice Department political hack Holder orchestrated the grants of clemency for 16 domestic terrorist all members of the FALN (the Spanish acronym for Armed Forces of National Liberation). President Clinton’s decision to commute these prison terms caused a major ruckus.

Holder was called before Congress to explain his role but declined to answer questions from angry lawmakers demanding to know why the Justice Department had opposed the FBI, federal prosecutors and other law enforcement officials, who adamantly disagreed with clemency for these terrorist.
2. After leaving his position in the Clinton DOJ as Director of the Office of Terrorist Appeasement political hack Holder became a partner at the law firm of Covington & Burling. Along with a dozen or so other ultra liberal firms Holder and his gang of pointy headed ACLU attorneys provided thousands of pro bono hours defending Islamic Jihadist detained at Gitmo.

Records indicate Holder and his firm represented at least 17 cowardly murderous terrorist free of charge. Political hack Holder and his terrorist sympathizing ACLU brethren tied up the military commission system in series of law suits and appeals, making it impossible to put any of the prisoners of war at Gitmo on trial for years
3. Upon returning to the White House as President Obama’s Attorney General political hack Holder picked up with his terrorist sympathizing ways right where he left off. One of his first controversial decisions was dropping voter intimidation charges against two members of the Black Panthers caught on camera in paramilitary garb armed with night sticks threatening folks outside of a Philadelphia voting site. Holder’s DOJ has yet to provide any legitimate excuse for this travesty of justice.
4. Political hack Holder initially decided to release military photos of alleged prisoner abuse by our Armed Forces. A move sure to incite enemy retaliation most likely including US military causalities. Only after a firestorm of resistance from our National Security community including 7 past and the current CIA Director did AG “Provider of Aid and Comfort to Enemy Islamic Jihadist” Holder relent and reluctantly reverse this indefensible decision.
5. Following a number of public remarks by our Snake Oil Salesman-in-Chief who declared his intent to look forward and not back political hack Holder appointed a Special Prosecutor to investigate W Administration lawyers and other officials for possible criminal violations committed by these individuals while prosecuting the War on Terror. Instead of wasting time and resources investigating these patriots maybe they should reactivate their tried and true anti-terrorist strategies that kept us safe and Akbar on the run for seven years.
6. Probably the most boneheaded decision this Administration has made since infesting the White House is bringing 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and his four Islamist Jihadist cohorts to New York to face charges in a civilian federal court. Treating these five like common criminals as opposed to the savage, blood thirsty, enemy combatant war criminals they truly are is absurd. The cost, security risk, and giving these murderous low lives a public platform to spew their evil, vile, Jihadist propaganda in the media capital of the world approaches the level of impeachable offenses committed by political hack Holder and his boss Barack Husain Obama.

It would seem in the President’s way of reckoning political hack Holder is the best and brightest; uniquely qualified; most capable individual to lead our War on Terrorism. The fact that the President is abundantly aware of and obviously in agreement with Holder’s sympathetic view of the Islamic Jihadist cause is truly a frightening and disturbing thought.

“Is that a stick of dynamite in your under drawers or are you just glad to see me boy” Umar symbolizes how desperate and just how far these raving mad men are willing to go to realize their destiny of martyrdom and the company of 70 virgins for eternity in Islam Heaven. Although having blown off their holy jihads in the process of achieving their suicidal objectives might prove to be a slight problem with this whole 70 virgins thing.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes