Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 124: “Obama’s Weiner Exposed Stepping Out On Twitter”

When the telephone woke me this morning,
I'm sorry was the first thing I said
From that point it get's a bit fuzzy, thinking with half a head
Putting the pieces together, it's shocking to flash on the past
'Cause when you are known as a rascal, you can bet you showed off your ass
I was so bad last night, I'll be good for the rest of my life
Now I'm telling you and this is the truth
I have finally seen the light
From now on I'm going to act right, I was so bad last night

The harder I try to remember, the quicker my brain starts to hurt
It really is funny, unwadding the money, that's been stuffed in my pants and shirt
But tryin' to make sense of phone numbers, scribbled on the backs of old cards
I guess we ought to be thankful, nobody knows who we are

I was so bad last night, I'll be good for the rest of my life
Now I'm telling you and this is the truth
I tore up the bar, lost a pretty nice car
It's a good bet I ticked off my wife

I never intended to do it, I dropped in for a drink or two
But all of the chicks were so foxy, I wanted to marry a few
The place was more crowded than usual, and everyone there was my friend
Franny and Snake and Bunky and Jake, and somehow the night never ends
I Was So Bad Last Night, Jerry Jeff Walker

Congressman Anthony Weiner, a Democrat from the 9th District of New York, has been one of the most visible; outspoken; in our face Obama advocates in the US House of Representatives since the first day this corrupt regime infested the White House. As President Obama’s lead Congressional attack dog Representative Weiner done raised the roof in support of Obamacare, Cap and Tax, financial stimulus (massive wealth redistribution), eliminating the use of fossil fuels, and the creation of a Socialist Nanny State.

Little Weiner, as he is affectionately referred to by close friends and associates, sure enough is one of the most arrogant, belligerent, obnoxious, elitist, sanctimonious, dishonest, disingenuous, just downright rude tacky Yankees currently serving in the US Congress. A man being groomed and promoted as an up and comer destined for senior leadership and some serious progressive/liberal/Socialist world shaking in the Democrat Party.

Finally having achieved Rock Star status in the Democrat Party and with his comrades in the mainstream media elite press young Little Weiner literally got caught with his britches down in another sex scandal involving a prominent politician. Following in the footsteps of his hero and mentor “Saturday Night” Bill Clinton Little Weiner has done “screwed the pooch” when it comes to his most promising career as a rising star of the left wing Marxist/Socialist political class.

Turns out the recently married Little Weiner is a full fledged cyber sex perv who gives an entirely new meaning to the terms “backdoor firewall”, “hand held device” and “joy stick”. He’s also proved to be a gifted and creative liar at a level that rivals his before mentioned mentor and his pathological tall telling little woman, “She of the Butt Ugly Traveling Pants Suit Klan”, Hillary (who just so happens to be an old friend and current employer of Little Weiner’s new bride).

Following is a brief chronology of the public, self inflicted, self destruction of Representative Anthony “Little” Weiner:

• May 27 – An image of a man’s crotch in his under drawers is uploaded too little Weiner’s Twitter account and sent to 21-year-old Gennette Cordova. Little Weiner realizes his mistake and takes the photo down and claims he was hacked.
• May, 29 -- Conservative commentator Andrew Breitbart exposes little Weiner on his website biggovernment.com. Weiner blames Breitbart and insist he was the victim of a hacker.
• May 30 – The college student tagged in the photo says she never met Little Weiner. Weiner’s office said they were “seeking legal action” to investigate who hacked the account.
• May 31 – When reporters in Washington, D.C. questioned Little Weiner about the tweet he belligerently responds he will not answer any questions saying he had already put out a statement. “I’m not going to allow this to be what I talk about all week”.
• June 1 – Little Weiner spends all day in media interviews. His repeated ludicrous reply, "You know, I can't say with certitude. My system was hacked. Pictures can be manipulated. Pictures can be dropped in and inserted".
• June 2 to June 5 – Little Weiner lays low and avoids public appearances.
• June 6 – After Andrew Breitbart announces he is in possession of more incriminating photos of Little Weiner, including a full Monty, he does a press conference at 4 p.m. where he admits the originally tweeted photo was not in fact the work of a hacker but his own. He apologizes to his family and his constituents, and admits to 6 inappropriate cyber relationships.

President Obama’s Little Weiner, his point man, go to guy, political pit-bull in the Congress seems to be just another low life degenerate scoundrel like so many of Mr. Obama’s other past and current associations. The President’s attraction to these deviant, often criminal, and always radical left wing extremist is certainly cause for great concern and consternation.

Reckon we can just add Little Weiner’s name to the President’s long list of Marxist/Socialist, racist, and elitist circle of friends that includes the likes of Reverend Jeremiah GD America Wright; domestic terrorist Bill Ayers; the always understated and reserved former Illinois Governor Elvis the Blago; political mentor Fidel Castro; golfing and clubbing compadre Tiger Woods; and political soul mate current Venezuelan Dictator Hugo Chavez.

As for President Obama’s Little Weiner’s ultimate fate so far no word from the White House and other Democrat leaders, with a few notable exceptions, calling for the perv Congressman’s resignation. Considering the Democrat’s idolization of the consummate horn dog former President Bill Clinton and lionization of Ted Kennedy, who literally got away with the murder of Mary Jo Kopechne, uploading an image of your full Monty on Twitter seems almost trivial in comparison.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes