Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 125: “A Fox in the Hen House”

A little spending money
Money to burn
Money that you did not necessarily earn
Rainy days seem to wind up sunny
Long as you got a little spending money

I got no financial conscience
Can't worry where it went
A lasting treasure a moment of pleasure
Worth in every cent

Coin or paper, silver or gold
All Denominations nouveaux or old
Can't have a turkey without oyster dressing
It's the root of all evil the sum of your blessings “Spending Money”, Jimmy Buffett

President Obama issued an executive order this week creating an oversight board to eliminate wasteful government spending. Talk about the proverbial “Fox in the Hen House”; “blind leading the blind”; Arnold “I’ll be back” serving as a spokesman for population control; and Congressman Anthony “Little” Weiner teaching online ethics classes to teenage girls.

Keep in mind this is the first Administration to pile up Trillon dollar plus annual deficits. Mr. Obama and company have never met a dollar of other people’s money they didn’t greet with a warm embrace and a big sloppy wet kiss.

They also have the most dubious honor of accumulating more debt in one term, over 4 Trillion dollars, than each and every one of his predecessors combined. A truly astonishing fiscal catastrophe that only a bunch of pointy headed, acamaditions, community organizing, Marxist/Socialist would orchestrate and consider a great accomplishment.

To add insult to injury our “Fiscally Challenged Criminal Spender of Other People’s Money-in-Chief” has appointed his second in command, “nobody messes with Uncle Joe”, Vice President Biden to head up this farce. A man that, bless his heart, makes Sarah Palin look like a certified genius and really is dumber than a bag of hammers.

Over the course of his corruption riddled 40 plus year political career Uncle Joe has shown his lily white, arrogant, elitist, plagiarizing, tacky Yankee ass early, often and with total disregard for the Constitution he has sworn to uphold. Following is a representative list of Uncle Joe’s most outrageous, downright stupid, possibly illegal breaches in decorum and conduct that strongly suggest the man is crazier than an outhouse rat and/or duller than a knife that can’t even cut through hot butter:


• "People, when I say that, look at me and say, 'What are you talking about, Joe? You're telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?" he said at a stop in Virginia. "The answer is yes."
• In an interview with ABC's "This Week," Biden conceded that the White House team "misread how bad the economy was." His confession came as unemployment hit 9.5 percent, despite the administration's insistence that it would hold to 8 percent with the stimulus plan.
• On April 30, 2009, Biden gave advice on dealing with swine flu that seemed to contradict President Obama's warning not to panic. Speaking on NBC's "Today," Biden, a longtime Amtrak rider who has commuted for decades daily from Delaware to Washington, D.C., said he wouldn't advise family necessarily against going to Mexico, the source of the H1N1 outbreak, but he wouldn't tell them to get into any small area like a subway car, automobile, classroom or airplane.
• Biden addressed a former Senate colleague by saying, "An hour late, oh give me a f**king break," after he arrived on Amtrak at Union Station in Washington, D.C. The vice president's expletive was caught on a live microphone. As we all will be subjected too later this is obviously one of his favorite words
• During a 2009 interview on CBS' "Early Show," Biden encouraged viewers to visit a government-run Web site that tracks stimulus spending. When asked for the site's web address, Biden could not remember the site's number.
• At a swearing-in ceremony of senior White House staff, Biden mocked Chief Justice John Roberts for his presidential oath blunder on Inauguration Day. "Am I doing this again?" Biden said, after Obama asked him to administer the oath. When Biden was told the swearing-in was for senior staff the vice president quipped, "My memory is not as good as Justice Roberts," prompting a stern nudge and a toothy grin from President Obama.
• When criticizing former GOP nominee John McCain Biden said, "Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."
• "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed”. He said, 'Look, here's what happened," Herbert Hoover, not Roosevelt was president in 1929, and television had not yet been invented.
• During a speech in Columbia, Mo., Biden called for Missouri State Sen. Chuck Graham, who is wheelchair-bound, to "stand up." “Oh, God love ya," Biden said, after realizing his mistake. "What am I talking about?"
• Vice President Joe Biden dropped an F-bomb on live television when he turned to Obama and said, "This is a big f…ng deal." Referring to the passage of Obamacare
• Biden called a Wisconsin custard shop manager a "smartass" after the man refused to take payment and said he'd prefer a tax cut instead.
• VEEP Biden while attending a recent event held at George Washington appears to be racked out like a fat baby while the president is speaking on financial issues.
• Biden lifted Neil Kinnock's, a British labor leader’s, precise turns of phrase and his sequences of ideas for use in his stump speeches during the 1988 Democrat Presidential primary. A degree of plagiarism that would qualify any student for failure, if not expulsion from school. But the even greater sin was to borrow biographical facts from Kinnock that, although true about Kinnock, didn't apply to Biden. This blatant act of plagiarism forced Biden to withdraw in shame from the Presidential primary race.

During the last 125 weeks President Obama has handed Uncle Joe several high-profile assignments. “Stupid is as stupid does” has brought his bull in a china shop and strong hankering for bending the truth approach to each and every special Presidential request.

VP Biden demonstrated a level of incompetence, indifference, and ineptitude in the execution of each assignment that is only tolerated within the confines of a humongous government bureaucracy. So typical for a 40 plus year so called public servant that would have been sent packing so fast in the real world private sector as he’s ushered out with a warning of not letting the door knob hitting him in the arse on his way out.

A summary of Uncle Joe’s record of historic failures follows:

• Point man on the President’s signature legislation the 1Trillion dollar Stimulus Package – A classic example of over selling and underperforming under the VEEP’s criminally negligent direction unemployment soars to a sustained 9% plus level for months with prospects for improvement any time soon few and far between. The only beneficiaries Obama political constituents including the likes of corrupt labor unions, public sector employees, and other Socialist activist.
• Iraq War – Biden attempts to steal credit for success from W claiming our victory one of their Administration’s greatest accomplishments. Even their adoring dominions in the main stream media elite passed on this pathetic attempt at revisionist history
• New START Treaty with the Ruskies – Uncle Joe blackmailed and extorted just enough members of Congress to get this totally lopsided give away of our nuke advantages over the Ruskies as directed by Comrade Obama
• 2010 Budget Deal – VP Biden napped through negotiation sessions leading to extension of W tax rates and substantial spending cuts
• Debt Ceiling Increase Discussions - VP Biden is currently napping through negotiation sessions with Congressional GOPR’s that will hopefully lead to several Trillion in spending cuts and a first right of refusal on several future draft picks.

Uncle Joe’s most recent assignment is sure enough the easiest to accomplish to date as opportunities to eliminate wasteful government spending are both close at hand and more abundant than white on rice. Starting with the resignation of the man sneaking a smoke in the Rose Garden and working his way down from there to every Marxist, Socialist, Communist, radical left wing extremist Presidential appointment made by the Obama Administration, including his own immediate departure, would cut untold Billions if not Trillions of wasteful government spending faster than a scalded dog running home to Momma.

Knowing the chances of the metaphorical Obama foxes making an early departure from the hen house are at best slim to none maybe the best we can hope for is the discovery of a secret texting relationship between the President and Representative “Little” Weiner from New York City. Doubtful but with this bunch of social, political and ethical degenerates such acts of moral depravity can never be 100% ruled out of consideration.

Obama: “Weiner my boy, how you holding up tonight son?....”

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes