Friday, October 28, 2011

Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 144: “Reports Confirm 40%-50% of American People Are Missing Half Their Brain”

When the telephone woke me this morning, I'm
sorry was the first thing I said
From that point it get's a bit fuzzy, thinking with half a head
Putting the pieces together, it's shocking to flash on the past
'Cause when you are known as a rascal, you can bet you showed off your ass
“I Was So Bad Last Night “ Jerry Jeff Walker

Best take care out there children. There sure enough seems to be an insidious and nefarious plot a foot in the home of the brave and none of us are immune.

Considering the Country’s absolutely dismal financial status and diminished standing in the world President Obama’s current poll numbers are truly remarkable. So remarkable something truly sinister must be spreading across this great nation faster than kudzu.

After exhausting all the other options it’s obvious to us 40% to 50% of our fellow citizens are the victims of an unspeakable heinous act. Somebody slowly and stealthily has done snuck up on each and every one of these individuals, stuck a straw in their ear, and sucked out half their brain.

In our way of reckoning that’s the only credible explanation for these radical left wing head cases that continue to support not only the worst but also the most dangerous President in the history of the Union. It’s almost like watching an episode of AMC’s “Walking Dead“ just on a much grander scale.

Following is a summary of the current polling according to Real Clear Politics.com averages that should have all of us as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs:

• Obama Approval 44 – Disapproval 51
• Obama 46 – Romney 45
• Obama 48 – Cain 40
• Obama 50 – Perry 39
• Obama 49 – Gingrich 36
• Obama 41 – Generic Republican 43
• Direction of Country, Right 19 – Wrong 75


It ain’t like he’s exactly walking in high cotton but almost unbelievably President “All Manner of Disaster “ Obama is polling between 41 and 50 in every match up. Considering the complete and abject failure of the Obama Socialist regime these numbers are more frightening than being stranded on a disserted island with Nancy Pelosi.

The world’s greatest nation ever is rapidly approaching a tipping point and Barack Obama and his half brained faithful are about to spill us over into the mediocrity of a Marxist/Socialist abyss. Dr. Adrian Rogers astutely described our pending downfall when he wrote the following almost 30 years ago:

• “You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.”

With Halloween rapidly approaching best take care not to become the next victim of Obama’s army of straw carrying, half brained, wild eyed, left wing, radical extremist, liberal boneheads. Observing VP Biden, Representative Pelosi and Senator Reid surely provides inspiration for us all too diligently stand watch for Obamaites lurking in the shadows armed with brain sucking straws.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Alabama – 37/ Tenn Vols– 6

ROLL TIDE

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 143: “A Revolution in Dire Need of a Cause”

Down to the Banana Republics
Down to the tropical sun
Go the expatriated American
Hopin' to find some fun

Some of them go for the sailing
Brought by the lure of the sea
Tryin' to find what is ailing
Living in the land of the free
Some of them are running to lovers
Leaving no forward address
Some of them are running tons of ganja
Some are running from the IRS

Late at night you will find them
In the cheap hotels and bars
Hustling the senioritas
While they dance beneath the stars
Spending those renegade pesos
on a bottle of rum and a lime
Singin' give me some words I can dance to
Or a melody that rhymes
Banana Republic, Jimmy Buffett

Bless their hearts the Occupy Wall Street mob is truly “A Revolution in Dire Need of a Cause”. Truth be told this totally misguided and unorganized gang of boneheaded liberal head cases couldn’t find their ass with two hands and a flashlight in a locked closet let alone a legitimate grievance worth all the ruckus and media attention they have generated to date.

Responses to press inquires about what’s got um so riled up in the first place seem to vary as much as the excuses and other folks to blame President Obama proclaims when defending his untold and self inflicted failures as our first Socialist-in-Chief. Following is representative list of these yahoo’s stated mission and objectives:

• Anger about greed on Wall Street
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Abolish capitalism
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Redistribute the wealth
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Create a Socialist Nanny state
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Free healthcare
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Free education
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Bring home the troops
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Stick it to the man
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Shorter work week, higher wages, more benefits
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Government paid retirement
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Tax the rich out the yazoo
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Elimination of all fossil fuels
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Free lunch, prophylactics and Wi-Fi all paid for with other people’s money.
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• America sucks
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Why can’t we be more like the Marxist Utopian Banana Republics Castro’s Cuba and Chavez’s Venezuela?
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible


Now that we’ve established this mindless mob doesn’t have anything that even remotely resembles a logical or rational reason to assemble and raise their collective voices in protest naturally almost every liberal nut job celebrity has unabashedly stood right on up just like they had good sense in support of these nimrods. All the usual suspects including the likes of the following radical leftwing elitist have enthusiastically proclaimed their support:

• Some millionaire hip hop thug Shane West
• Alec Baldwin, who’s just tickled pink to take millions from Capital One for his goofy commercials
• Tim Robbins and his his ex-life partner Susan the Pope’s a Nazi Sarandon
• Michael chocolate double cream filled Moore
• Roseanne scratch her crotch Barr
• Rosie dumber than a bag of hammers O’Donnell


In addition to this liberal brain trust some of the country’s leading progressive organizations have announced their solidarity with this “Revolution in Dire Need of a Cause”. Labor Unions, the ACLU, NOW, NAG, Code Pink, the American Communist and Socialist parties, for good measure the US Nazis and of course the radical left wing media elite have all committed vast resources in support of the “cause“.

Not one to miss out on any Marxist/Socialist/Commie revolution our Protestor-in-Chief has also thrown in with this directionless, confused, inept, and irrelevant mob. The perfect match with the Obama Administration, sure enough an ideal example of the blind leading the blind.

At least this mob does have one worthy objective - Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible. Not exactly comparable to the American Revolution but considering the alternatives a most worthwhile endeavor.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Alabama – 52/ Ole Miss– 7

ROLL TIDE

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 142: “Slow & Silent”

I'd love to get you
On a slow boat to China
All to myself alone

Get you and keep you
In my arms ever more
Leave all your lovers
Weepin' on a far away shore

Out on the briny
With the moon big and shiny
Melting your heart of stone

Honey I'd love to get you
On a slow boat to China
All by myself alone
Slow Boat to China, Jimmy Buffett

Instead of Fast and Furious, the scandalous and sure enough most likely criminal gun running fiasco conducted by the boneheads at the Obama Department of Justice, “Slow & Silent” is without any doubt a more accurate description of the Administration’s response to this most unfortunate incident. And just like most of the crimes and/or unethical acts of gross incompetence or political corruption committed by our noble public servants the obligatory cover up is what ultimately lands their happy asses in the jailhouse.

From the reaction so far from the Obama Regime Fast and Furious/ “Slow & Silent” ain’t gonna be the exception to this far too frequent political reality. To make matters worse senior political hack, appeaser of Islamic Jihadist terrorist, incompetent, racist, President Obama’s political soul mate, the Attorney General of these here United States, Eric Himpton Holder, Jr., is up to his eyeballs in this controversy and the entire sordid affair is fixen to cover him up like white on rice.

Before we explore racist, lying like a cheap rug, political hack AG Holder’s central role in this extraordinarily boneheaded gun walking catastrophe a review of the facts surrounding this unlawful federal sting operation might help shed some light on this travesty of justice perpetrated by the “Hope, Change, Believe” gang:

• The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF), who report directly to the DOJ and senior political hack, racist, AG Holder, operated Fast and Furious in 2009 as an attempt to track the sale of thousands of guns on the U.S. side of the border to Mexican drug rings. It wasn’t exposed until some of the same weapons turned up at the murder scene of Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry in Arizona
• President Barack Obama says he has “complete confidence” in his AG, and that neither of them was aware of the “Fast and Furious” operation that allowed the flow of firearms in the U.S. across the border to Mexican drug cartels.

“I have been very clear that I have complete confidence in Attorney General Holder and how he handles his office,” Obama said during a Thursday press conference. “He has been very aggressive in going after gun running and cash transactions that are going to these transnational drug cartels in Mexico. He’s indicated that he was not aware what was happening in Fast and Furious.”

“Certainly I was not, and I think both he and I would have been very unhappy if somebody had suggested that guns were allowed to pass through, that could have been prevented by the United States of America,” Obama said. The President also said he has “complete confidence” that Holder will “figure out who in fact was responsible for that decision and how it got made.”
• Senator Charles Grassley of Iowa and Rep. Darrell Issa of California, who are leading the congressional investigation, released five memos that were addressed to racist political hack Holder as far back as July 2010 describing the boneheaded gun walking scheme. Holder told Congress during a May hearing this year he had just learned of the operation weeks before. The memos written by Michael Walther, director of the National Drug Intelligence Center, said the bogus gun buyers were “responsible for the purchase of 1,500 firearms that were then supplied to Mexican drug trafficking cartels.”
• The House Oversight and Government Reform Committee subpoenaed racist political hack AG Holder to answer the simple questions he claims to have found so confusing during his previous appearances
"When did they know it wasn't the right way to do it and why (did) they keep doing it?" asked committee chairman, Rep. Darrell Issa, R-Calif.
• Issa also told "Fox News Sunday" this week that "people in the top" of the Justice Department knew about the operation, were "well-briefed about it, and seemed to be the command and control and funding for this program."


Senior political hack, racist, AG Holder got caught with his britches down lying to a Congressional Oversight Committee. Not that any of this should by any means surprise any of us when you consider his unethical, dishonest, most likely criminal and unequivocally ungentlemanly conduct displayed during his disgraceful career as a political hack willing to expedite almost any despicable act on behalf of his unscrupulous bosses Saturday Night Bill Clinton and Barack Husain Obama.

A brief review of senior political hack, racist, AG Holder’s notorious career is a sad commentary on the Marxist scoundrels, liars and low lifes currently running things in DC. Following is a most disconcerting profile of our nation’s morally bankrupt Chief Legal Officer:

• In his final days with the Clinton administration, Holder was involved with Clinton's last-minute pardon of fugitive and a FBI Top Ten Most Wanted tax cheat and Democratic contributor Marc Rich. According to Rich's attorney, Holder advised to circumvent standard procedures and to submit the pardon petition directly to the White House. Saturday Night Bill was also having relations with Rich’s Mrs’s which provided additional incentive to do the deal
• Holder was also involved in Clinton's decision to reduce the criminal sentences of 16 members of the Boricua Popular Army, an organization that has been categorized by the FBI as a terrorist organization. We don’t exactly know who Saturday Night Bill was receiving sexual favors from that secured theses wild eyed terrorist release
• Holder gave a speech on race relations on February 18, 2008 in which he called the United States "a nation of cowards" on racial issues. "Though race-related issues continue to occupy a significant portion of our political discussion and though there remain many unresolved racial issues in this nation, we average Americans simply do not talk enough with each other about race," he said.
• In May 2010 racist political hack Holder expressed "concerns" about "Arizona’s tough new immigration law", saying that it might "lead to racial profiling". Holder was criticized for his testimony during a House Judiciary Committee hearing, when he said that he had "not even read" the Arizona law
• In May 2009, racist political hack Holder's DOJ ended a civil suit originally brought by the Bush administration against the New Black Panther Party, its chairman, and two of its members for voter intimidation due to their conduct during the 2008 election. Two members of the party had stood outside a polling station during the election in paramilitary uniforms, one of them carrying a billy club, and both shouted racial insults at white voters. Although none of the defendants appeared in court to contest the charges, the department of justice voluntarily dismissed the case contending that the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence even though their blatant acts of intimidation were filmed by a local news station.

During a meeting with a House subcommittee discussing this and other issues, Holder has argued that the behavior from the New Black Panther Party was not comparable to historical voter intimidation against minorities, stating "When you compare what people endured in the South in the ’60s to try to get the right to vote for African Americans, to compare what people subjected to that with what happened in Philadelphia… I think does a great disservice to people who put their lives on the line for my people.” My people? As AG of the entire United States and not just our fellow black Americans aren’t we all suppose to be his people?


Our Nation’s Attorney General has repeatedly demonstrated his hyper-partisan, corrupt, unethical, criminal, racist, incompetent, dishonest character flaws in the execution of his duties as the Country’s chief legal officer. His conduct in the Fast and Furious/ “Slow & Silent” debacle is just the latest example of this man’s arrogant disregard for the rule law and the Constitution.

His claim of ignorance about Fast Furious/ “Slow & Silent” is sure enough gonna backfire to his boss’s chagrin and the Country’s great benefit. He's either a no count lying dog or an incompetent hack.

In the case of our racist political hack AG, Eric Holder, both are more than likely applicable.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Alabama – 34/ Vandy– 0

ROLL TIDE

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 141: “Lets Move ”

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well, good god Almighty which way do I steer

For my cheeseburger in paradise
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice.
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
To get a cheeseburger in paradise;
To be a cheeseburger in paradise.
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise.
Cheeseburger In Paradise, Jimmy Buffett

Week 141 of the Obama regime was chock full of political, military, and economic news and events some good, mostly bad and a few too early to tell. Some of the more notable events included:

• The American-born radical Islamic cleric Anwar al Awlaki who was the operational leader of Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula was killed by a US predator drone in Yemen. Another major victory for our reluctant Commander-in-Chief in his Overseas Contingency Operations or what most of us would refer to as the War on Islamic Jihadist Terrorist
• Chris Christi said no sir, no way, no how once again
• 700 radical left wing throw back to the 60’s protester wannabes were hauled off to jail in New York chanting “What do want-we don’t know. When do we want it-right now.” This bunch of yahoos are sure enough gonna achieve some serious world shaken with that clarity of focus
• Email and other written evidence emerged confirming the White House’s new clean energy poster child Solyndra was a financial disaster in waiting but gave them a half billion dollars anyway so the President’s photo opp at their shop wouldn’t have to be cancelled
• Evidence emerged senior political hack, terrorist sympathizer and US Attorney General, Eric Holder, lied like a cheap rug to a Congressional Committee about his knowledge about a US led gun running fiasco known as “Fast and Furious”.
• Amanda Knox won her appeal
• After 23 years ESPN fired Bosephus, Hank Jr, for using a Hitler/Obama analogy on FOX News. Considering the literally thousands of acts of public excess and debauchery committed by old Hank over the last 2 decades seems a might silly and PC to send the voice of “Are you ready for some football” packing for such a minor infraction
• President Obama admitted openly and without shame on ABC the Country is worse off than we were when his change gang infested the White House. A shockingly candid admission although the Tea Party, W, or maybe Hank Jr. will surely get the blame during his next speech.
• The Alabama Crimson Tide put a major hurting on the Florida Gators under the lights in the Swamp, RTR


Mean while as all of this craziness along with the economy’s continued piss poor performance the Obama Administration remains hell bent on implementing their real/hidden agenda as proudly proclaimed back during the anointed one’s historic campaign. Fundamentally transforming our great nation from the leader of the free world to just one more half ass secular progressive European style Socialist republic.

In other words a Marxist/Socialist utopia that would make the likes of Mau, Stalin, Castro and even Karl Marx his self proud. The success of the “two, four, six, eight, we want a Socialist Nanny State” crowd can’t be denied or ignored.

Following is a list of their many achievements:

• Obamacare/Socialized medicine
• Nationalization of the US Auto Industry
• The appointment of a National Salary Czar
• Hostile government takeover of the Financial Industry
• Federal seizure of US Energy Industry
• Most massive redistribution of wealth in the history of the civilized world
• The addition to the First Family of Bolshevik the Portuguese Water Dog


One of the most annoying, oppressive, and insidious Socialist Nanny State initiatives is the First Lady’s pet project the innocuous sounding Let’s Move campaign. A seemingly noble endeavor targeting childhood obesity.

Promoted with brain numbing Brady Bunch style Public Service Announcements depicting mostly thin, smiling, running, jumping, jump roping, happy, happy, happy cute little Latino and black kids (fat little white kids must not be their target audience) extolling the virtues of exercise and a healthy diet. They also have an add out with the first lady shooting hoops with some Disney kid show cast members.
Don’t know about y’all but seeing the First lady of the most powerful country on earth dunkin on some mickey mouse commercial ain’t exactly dignified in our way of reckoning. Can’t rightly imagine Jackie, Nancy Reagan, Barbara Bush, Hillary (she got plenty of exercise ducking enemy sniper fire), or Laura Bush hitting the court and rattling the net on national TV.

Bless her heart she is a tacky Yankee lawyer and just can’t help herself. Regardless, it ain’t fitten it just ain’t fitten.

Then there’s the stealth, nefarious, hardcore oppressive Socialist aspect of this initiative that’s nowhere to be found on their pastel colored website or moronic commercials. Consider the following:

• Billions of our hard earned tax dollars have been committed to this effort from several different federal agencies with no public accounting for the money
• McDonalds and other fast food chains were only granted waivers to Obamacare after they agreed to offer nutritional alternatives the likes of apple slices for French fries. No self respecting Southerner would ever opt for such a bland low fat alternative but they might get a few econut Yankee soccer moms to give it a whirl
• State and local school districts were threatened with severe funding cuts for noncompliance to federally mandated menus
• The ultimate goal is to control and dictate children’s diets in the public sector and the kitchen table initially by public advocacy and eventually by oppressive legislation. Classic strong arm tactics right out this regimes political bible the Communist Manifesto


The Declaration of Independence states, "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness"

If Billy Bob and Betty Lou Thelma Liz’s idea of true happiness is stuffing Bubba Jr. and Sister with fried chicken, sweet tea, pecan pie, and moonpies it just ain’t any of Michelle Obama’s damn business. With freedom and liberty comes personal responsibility and the right to raise our youngins as we see fit.

In the words of the great Texan humorist and philosopher Ron “Tater Salad” White sometimes “you just can’t fix stupid”. So…

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well, good god Almighty which way do I steer


I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Alabama – 38/ Florida– 10

ROLL TIDE!