Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 143: “A Revolution in Dire Need of a Cause”

Down to the Banana Republics
Down to the tropical sun
Go the expatriated American
Hopin' to find some fun

Some of them go for the sailing
Brought by the lure of the sea
Tryin' to find what is ailing
Living in the land of the free
Some of them are running to lovers
Leaving no forward address
Some of them are running tons of ganja
Some are running from the IRS

Late at night you will find them
In the cheap hotels and bars
Hustling the senioritas
While they dance beneath the stars
Spending those renegade pesos
on a bottle of rum and a lime
Singin' give me some words I can dance to
Or a melody that rhymes Banana Republic, Jimmy Buffett

Bless their hearts the Occupy Wall Street mob is truly “A Revolution in Dire Need of a Cause”. Truth be told this totally misguided and unorganized gang of boneheaded liberal head cases couldn’t find their ass with two hands and a flashlight in a locked closet let alone a legitimate grievance worth all the ruckus and media attention they have generated to date.

Responses to press inquires about what’s got um so riled up in the first place seem to vary as much as the excuses and other folks to blame President Obama proclaims when defending his untold and self inflicted failures as our first Socialist-in-Chief. Following is representative list of these yahoo’s stated mission and objectives:

• Anger about greed on Wall Street
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Abolish capitalism
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Redistribute the wealth
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Create a Socialist Nanny state
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Free healthcare
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Free education
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Bring home the troops
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Stick it to the man
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Shorter work week, higher wages, more benefits
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Government paid retirement
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Tax the rich out the yazoo
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Elimination of all fossil fuels
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Free lunch, prophylactics and Wi-Fi all paid for with other people’s money.
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• America sucks
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible
• Why can’t we be more like the Marxist Utopian Banana Republics Castro’s Cuba and Chavez’s Venezuela?
• Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible

Now that we’ve established this mindless mob doesn’t have anything that even remotely resembles a logical or rational reason to assemble and raise their collective voices in protest naturally almost every liberal nut job celebrity has unabashedly stood right on up just like they had good sense in support of these nimrods. All the usual suspects including the likes of the following radical leftwing elitist have enthusiastically proclaimed their support:

• Some millionaire hip hop thug Shane West
• Alec Baldwin, who’s just tickled pink to take millions from Capital One for his goofy commercials
• Tim Robbins and his his ex-life partner Susan the Pope’s a Nazi Sarandon
• Michael chocolate double cream filled Moore
• Roseanne scratch her crotch Barr
• Rosie dumber than a bag of hammers O’Donnell

In addition to this liberal brain trust some of the country’s leading progressive organizations have announced their solidarity with this “Revolution in Dire Need of a Cause”. Labor Unions, the ACLU, NOW, NAG, Code Pink, the American Communist and Socialist parties, for good measure the US Nazis and of course the radical left wing media elite have all committed vast resources in support of the “cause“.

Not one to miss out on any Marxist/Socialist/Commie revolution our Protestor-in-Chief has also thrown in with this directionless, confused, inept, and irrelevant mob. The perfect match with the Obama Administration, sure enough an ideal example of the blind leading the blind.

At least this mob does have one worthy objective - Score as much booze, weed, other narcotics and sex as humanly possible. Not exactly comparable to the American Revolution but considering the alternatives a most worthwhile endeavor.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Alabama – 52/ Ole Miss– 7

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