Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 141: “Lets Move ”

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well, good god Almighty which way do I steer

For my cheeseburger in paradise
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice.
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
To get a cheeseburger in paradise;
To be a cheeseburger in paradise.
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise. Cheeseburger In Paradise, Jimmy Buffett

Week 141 of the Obama regime was chock full of political, military, and economic news and events some good, mostly bad and a few too early to tell. Some of the more notable events included:

• The American-born radical Islamic cleric Anwar al Awlaki who was the operational leader of Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula was killed by a US predator drone in Yemen. Another major victory for our reluctant Commander-in-Chief in his Overseas Contingency Operations or what most of us would refer to as the War on Islamic Jihadist Terrorist
• Chris Christi said no sir, no way, no how once again
• 700 radical left wing throw back to the 60’s protester wannabes were hauled off to jail in New York chanting “What do want-we don’t know. When do we want it-right now.” This bunch of yahoos are sure enough gonna achieve some serious world shaken with that clarity of focus
• Email and other written evidence emerged confirming the White House’s new clean energy poster child Solyndra was a financial disaster in waiting but gave them a half billion dollars anyway so the President’s photo opp at their shop wouldn’t have to be cancelled
• Evidence emerged senior political hack, terrorist sympathizer and US Attorney General, Eric Holder, lied like a cheap rug to a Congressional Committee about his knowledge about a US led gun running fiasco known as “Fast and Furious”.
• Amanda Knox won her appeal
• After 23 years ESPN fired Bosephus, Hank Jr, for using a Hitler/Obama analogy on FOX News. Considering the literally thousands of acts of public excess and debauchery committed by old Hank over the last 2 decades seems a might silly and PC to send the voice of “Are you ready for some football” packing for such a minor infraction
• President Obama admitted openly and without shame on ABC the Country is worse off than we were when his change gang infested the White House. A shockingly candid admission although the Tea Party, W, or maybe Hank Jr. will surely get the blame during his next speech.
• The Alabama Crimson Tide put a major hurting on the Florida Gators under the lights in the Swamp, RTR

Mean while as all of this craziness along with the economy’s continued piss poor performance the Obama Administration remains hell bent on implementing their real/hidden agenda as proudly proclaimed back during the anointed one’s historic campaign. Fundamentally transforming our great nation from the leader of the free world to just one more half ass secular progressive European style Socialist republic.

In other words a Marxist/Socialist utopia that would make the likes of Mau, Stalin, Castro and even Karl Marx his self proud. The success of the “two, four, six, eight, we want a Socialist Nanny State” crowd can’t be denied or ignored.

Following is a list of their many achievements:

• Obamacare/Socialized medicine
• Nationalization of the US Auto Industry
• The appointment of a National Salary Czar
• Hostile government takeover of the Financial Industry
• Federal seizure of US Energy Industry
• Most massive redistribution of wealth in the history of the civilized world
• The addition to the First Family of Bolshevik the Portuguese Water Dog

One of the most annoying, oppressive, and insidious Socialist Nanny State initiatives is the First Lady’s pet project the innocuous sounding Let’s Move campaign. A seemingly noble endeavor targeting childhood obesity.

Promoted with brain numbing Brady Bunch style Public Service Announcements depicting mostly thin, smiling, running, jumping, jump roping, happy, happy, happy cute little Latino and black kids (fat little white kids must not be their target audience) extolling the virtues of exercise and a healthy diet. They also have an add out with the first lady shooting hoops with some Disney kid show cast members.
Don’t know about y’all but seeing the First lady of the most powerful country on earth dunkin on some mickey mouse commercial ain’t exactly dignified in our way of reckoning. Can’t rightly imagine Jackie, Nancy Reagan, Barbara Bush, Hillary (she got plenty of exercise ducking enemy sniper fire), or Laura Bush hitting the court and rattling the net on national TV.

Bless her heart she is a tacky Yankee lawyer and just can’t help herself. Regardless, it ain’t fitten it just ain’t fitten.

Then there’s the stealth, nefarious, hardcore oppressive Socialist aspect of this initiative that’s nowhere to be found on their pastel colored website or moronic commercials. Consider the following:

• Billions of our hard earned tax dollars have been committed to this effort from several different federal agencies with no public accounting for the money
• McDonalds and other fast food chains were only granted waivers to Obamacare after they agreed to offer nutritional alternatives the likes of apple slices for French fries. No self respecting Southerner would ever opt for such a bland low fat alternative but they might get a few econut Yankee soccer moms to give it a whirl
• State and local school districts were threatened with severe funding cuts for noncompliance to federally mandated menus
• The ultimate goal is to control and dictate children’s diets in the public sector and the kitchen table initially by public advocacy and eventually by oppressive legislation. Classic strong arm tactics right out this regimes political bible the Communist Manifesto

The Declaration of Independence states, "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness"

If Billy Bob and Betty Lou Thelma Liz’s idea of true happiness is stuffing Bubba Jr. and Sister with fried chicken, sweet tea, pecan pie, and moonpies it just ain’t any of Michelle Obama’s damn business. With freedom and liberty comes personal responsibility and the right to raise our youngins as we see fit.

In the words of the great Texan humorist and philosopher Ron “Tater Salad” White sometimes “you just can’t fix stupid”. So…

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well, good god Almighty which way do I steer

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes

Alabama – 38/ Florida– 10

ROLL TIDE!