Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 61: Our Socialist-in-Chief Finally Closes the Deal

“The main vice of capitalism is the uneven distribution of prosperity. The main vice of socialism is the even distribution of misery” Sir Winston Churchill

After over fifty major public speeches (pep rallies, teleprompter paloozas, propaganda fest) over the last 61 Weeks and 90 meetings and phone calls during the proceeding 7 to 10 days our Marxist Leninist-in-Chief finally got his Socialized/Universal/Government controlled Healthcare Bill passed in the US Politburo, um, Congress.

There is an outside chance the Senate could kill or at least de-fang this hostile takeover of seventeen percent of our economy but prospects for success are slim to none at best.

Offering wavering Democrats everything from “Monica Lewinski Special” tours of the Oval office; cushy government jobs; Seats on the Boards of ACORN and the ACLU; ambassadorships to third world Socialist Banana Republics; Caribbean vacations hosted by NY Congressman and tax cheat Charlie Rangel; dead fish from Presidential “Consigliore” Rahm Emanuel; to every form of blackmail; extortion; bribery; and tyrannical strong arm tactics known to man this legislative train wreck finally passed the people’s House with a vote of 219-212.

Passing by a margin thinner than a frog’s hair without even one GOP vote. Unprecedented partisanship for a piece of legislation with such far reaching social and economic implications.

With some estimates ranging from $3-5 Trillion, compared to the totally bogus/cooked/intentionally misleading/just down right dishonest $1 Trillion projection over the next ten years of the Obamaites, this bill is beyond the shadow of any doubt the most expensive unfunded entitlement not only in US history but in the history of the civilized world. Truly a red letter day, with one big ass capital R, for the likes of Comrades Marx; Lenin; Stalin; Mao; Reid; Pelosi; and Barack H. Obama.

Before Sunday’s farce of a final vote on this humongous unconstitutional so called legislation the Administration’s closing strategy took a few interesting and unexpected twist and turns. An exclusive interview on the same news network they publicly declared war on a couple of months ago, FOX, certainly seemed to confirm our Silver Tongue Devil-in-Chief’s anxiety and consternation over the Bill’s ultimate fate.

Agreeing to a face to face sit-down with Fox’s relatively young and inexperienced Special Report anchor, Bret Baier, the White House was obviously confidant they could take advantage of the mild mannered newscaster and get their Healthcare propaganda out unfiltered to FOX’s large target market of Independents, moderate Dems and Republicans.

In a very impressive, professional and respectful manner young Mr. Bair not only held his own with the leader of the free world he held our Great Orator of Empty Rhetoric-in-Chief’s feet to the fire not tolerating his endless filibustering and diatribes of misleading and untrue remarks.

Following are excerpts from their conversation revealing our Epitome of Arrogance-in-Chief’s unwavering Marxist/Socialist core values:

BRET BAIER: Mr. President, thank you for the time.
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: Thank you for having me, Bret. You dimwitted Neanderthal FOX News Yahoo.
BAIER: You have said at least four times in the past two weeks: "the United States Congress owes the American people a final up or down vote on health care." So do you support the use of this Slaughter rule? The deem and pass rule, so that Democrats avoid a straight up or down vote on the Senate bill?
OBAMA: Rule number three in the Communist Manifesto states the ends always justifies the means. So Washington gets very concerned about these procedural issues in Congress. This is always an issue that's — whether Republicans are in charge or Democrats in charge — when Republicans are in charge, Democrats constantly complain that the majority was not giving them an opportunity, et cetera.
What the American people care about is the fact that their premiums are going up 25, 40, 60 percent, and I'm going to do something about it.
BAIER: Mr. President, you name one actual person who’s premium has increased 60% and I’ll bite the head off of a live chicken, openly and without shame, buck nekked on a live TV episode of the View.
That being said, regular people from all over the country keep asking "If the bill is so good for all of us, why all the intimidation, arm twisting, seedy deals, and parliamentary trickery necessary to pass a bill, when you have an overwhelming majority in both houses and the presidency?" And "If the health care bill is so wonderful, why do you have to bribe Congress to pass it?"
OBAMA: Because the Bill is a budget busting, deficit exploding, big government power grab of unprecedented proportions. Truth be told, I’m suprized so many ignorant white trash crackers out there in the Netherlands have actually figured this out.
BAIER: Do you know which special deals are still in the bill, as of today?
OBAMA: Each and every one of them that’s necessary to bribe my fellow Democrat comrades and dozens more that you right wing rednecks at the “Fair and Unbalanced” network will never hear about.
BAIER: Connecticut, Montana, Florida, Vermont, Nebraska — there are a lot of deals in here, Mr. Barker of the Price is Right fame, I mean Mr. President, that people have issues about.
OBAMA: What people? The same illiterate hillbillies that cling to their guns and religion who never have and never will have a clue what’s really good for them. Without my benevolent leadership and charitable nature these ignorant trailer trash would have become starving pilgrims months ago.
BAIER: Couple more process things, quickly. You said a few times as Senator Obama that if a president has to eke out a victory of 50 plus one, that on something as important as health care, "you can't govern." But now you're embracing a 50 plus one reconciliation process in the Senate, so do you feel like you can govern after this?
OBAMA: Well, Bret, the — I think what we've seen during the course of this year is that we have come up with a bill that basically tracks the recommendations of Tom Daschle, former Democratic senator and leader, but also Bob Dole, former Republican leader, Howard Baker, former Republican leader.
The ideas embodied in this legislation are not left, they're not right, they are — they are — pure D unadulterated Socialism that you and an overwhelming majority of your conservative racist friends wouldn’t recognize if it crawled up behind you and took a big ole bite out of your big fat ignorant arse.
BAIER: The CBO has said specifically that the $500 billion that you say that you're going to save from Medicare is not being spent in Medicare. That this bill spends it elsewhere outside of Medicare. So you can't have both.
OBAMA: Right.
BAIER: You either spend it on expenditures or you make Medicare more solvent. So which is it?
OBAMA: Neither and both, whichever lie works best on our trusting and unsuspecting victim class constituency.
BAIER: Your chief actuary for Medicare said this, that cuts in Medicare: "cannot be simultaneously used to finance other federal outlays and extend the trust fund." That's your guy.
OBAMA: That guy of our’s is just gonna have to get a little more creative in his way of reckoning or I might just be so compelled to have Emanuel pay them a little visit in the Men’s shower.
BAIER: Mr. President, I'm getting the wrap it up signal, and I don't want to interrupt you, but to finish up, do you think this is going to pass?
OBAMA: So quit interrupting for Allah’s sake. Of course it’s gonna pass you Capitalist dog. We spent billions on bribes and have dozens more by their family jewels, which in my brief and corrupt political career, always serves as a powerfully strong incentive to get their hearts and minds to follow.
BAIER: I apologize again for all the interruptions sir. Hopefully next time you might actually answer a few questions honestly and the repeated rebukes won’t be necessary.
BAIER: Thank you very much for your time Mr. President. If you will excuse me I seem to be experiencing an overwhelming compulsion to take a long hot shower and it ain’t even Saturday night.
OBAMA: Thank you very much. I appreciate it.. Allah the Great, Allah the Benevolent, Worship at the Altar of Obama.

Almost in direct unison with our Signer of Unconstitutional Legislation-in-Chief’s placing of his John Hancock on this illegal bill thirteen State Attorneys General filed suit against Uncle Sammy claiming the Feds don’t have the legal authority to force citizens and businesses to purchase goods and/or services (Health Insurance) per the 10th Amendment of the Constitution.

Considering then Senator Obama’s fierce and vocal opposition to Robert’s and Allitto’s nominations to the Supreme Court, two of the most qualified jurist to be presented to the Senate for Advice and Consent in years, strictly on ideology terms probably didn’t exactly sit too well with now Chief Justice Roberts and Associate Justice Allito. The President’s recent public rebukes of several Court rulings probably haven’t further endeared him to the moderate/conservative wing of the Court either.

Rumor has it Roberts, Allito, Scalia and Thomas are all sporting “Kill the Bill” T-Shirts under their black robes. Our alleged Constitutional Scholar and Socialist-in-Chief’s landmark Socialized Medicine legislation ruled unconstitutional and thereby illegal by our Nation’s highest Court would be a fitting end to Comrade Obama’s Marxist/Socialist/Utopian/Bolshevik dreams of Universal Healthcare.

We only hope they get the opportunity to literally close the deal.

I am, “American by birth and Southern by the grace of God”
Ron W. Garikes