Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 62: “This is a Big ‘F…ing’ Deal”

So barmaid bring a pitcher Another round of brew
Honey why don't we get drunk and screw
Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought A waterbed It's filled up for me and you
They said you are a snub queen
Honey I don't think that's true
So why don't we get drunk and screw
“Let’s All Just Get Drunk and Screw” Jimmy Buffett

WARNING: THIS COLUMN CONTAINS ADULT MATERIAL. THINLY VIELED PROFANITY, GRATUATES SEXUAL INUENDO AND MULTIPLE REFERENCES TO THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION.

Sure enough would seem our Companion of Low Life Bottom Dwellers-in-Chief is drawn to foul mouthed Marxist/Socialist thought leaders and political hacks with the same enthusiasm of Rosie O’Donnell seeking a chocolate covered cream
filled Krispy Kream and white on rice.

Examples of these associations abound including:

1. His racist religious mentor and pastor of twenty years the always effervescing Reverend Jeremiah Wright GD’ing America
2. White House Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, who’s typical morning greeting to fellow colleagues and subordinates is said to go something like, “How the f… are you, you f…ing bunch of f…ing retards?”(according to the AP Mr. Emanuel used the R word when brow beating Democrats opposed to Obamacare)
3. Political soul mate and domestic terrorist Bill Ayers who once infamously said, “next time bring more f…ing dynamite” when attempting to blow up the Pentagon back in his Weatherman Underground days
4. Madam Secretary of State Hillary ‘Sarge’ Clinton who is known to drop more F bombs before lunch than heard in a Soprano’s marathon on HBO
5. And of course VP Uncle Joe Biden’s recent public and inappropriate application of the F word while introducing his boss at a late night Socialized Medicine Propaganda Rally in the East Room of the white House.

Truly a remarkable public political moment, our “Foot in Mouth”, “Gaffe Machine”, “Admitted plagiarizer of other’s words for scholarly, political and financial gain” Veep Bidden showed his true colors once again.

Wrapping up his introduction of his Socialist Mentor-in-Chief by placing his hands on the Anointed One’s pathetically narrow shoulders; standing straight on up just like he had good sense; proclaiming loudly, openly and without shame well within range of the dozens of microphones planted on the podium; demonstrating a profound disrespect for the tens of millions around the world who had the misfortune of witnessing the Vice President of these here United States of America make a complete jackass of himself stating loud and clear:

“Mr. President, this is a F…ing big deal”

What a class act. Only a Connecticut Yankee lawyer would conduct himself in such an ungentlemanly and scurrilous fashion.

To make matters worse our Enabler of Profanity Spewing Political Hacks-in-Chief not only didn’t apologize and/or admonish his number two he reportedly said it was the most accurate comment about the passage of his Socialized Medicine Bill he’d heard in weeks. Another highly placed source reported Mr. Obama was actually extremely upset they didn’t have time to print up T shirts in time for the following day’s staff meeting.

Another stark example of just how tacky Yankees can truly be. That being said reckon we really shouldn’t expect much from folks who think it’s stylish to adorn themselves in tank tops, shaved butt ugly Bermuda shorts, knee length black dress socks, and open toe sandals while vacationing at the beach.

Thoughts of Obama From Bama certainly hopes our critical viewpoint of the White House’s frequent use and encouragement of profanity doesn’t come across as too sanctimonious or self righteous. Any of you who have spent more than five minutes with your humble author have more than likely been subjected to an earful of profanity rivaling the barking cadence of a Marine Drill Sergeant.

Even worse, anyone who ever personally witnessed your humble scribe’s golf swing, best described as poetry in motion, a combination of Sir Charles’ triple clutcher and the unfolding of a cheap lawn chair and typically followed by curswords strung together with an oratory eloquence seldom achieved with the English language.

Point being, there is a time and place for everything. Most of us Southerners were schooled by our Mamas at an early age to respect our elders; say yes mam and sir when speaking to adults; and to watch our language in mixed company (for purposes of this column guys and gals, not Alabama and Auburn fans).

Uncle Joe and his fellow political hacks in the White House would be well served to heed this advice.

It’s hard to fathom previous American leaders publicly displaying such breeches in decorum at historical events of similar consequence. For example just imagine:

· “Give me liberty or give me f…ing death”, Patrick Henry
· “The f…ing British are coming…”, Paul Revere”
· “The f…ing buck stops here”, Harry Truman
· “A day that will live in f…ing infamy”, “the only thing we have to f…ing fear is f…ing fear itself”, FDR
· “Read my lips, no f…ing new taxes”, George H. W. Bush
· “Mr. Gorbachev tear down this f…ing wall”, Ronald Reagan
· “F…ing Fore!” Gerald Ford
· “Four score and seven f…ing years ago” Abraham Lincoln
· “I did not have sexual relations with that f…ing woman, Ms. Lewinski, Ms. Jones, Ms. Flowers, Ms. Reno, Mrs. Clinton…”
· “Where did all these f…ing Indians come from?” General George Armstrong Custard

With the exception of the last two it’s hard to imagine any of these other historical figures demeaning their country, office, or themselves by uttering such profanities in the public arena and joking about it afterwards. Mr. President and Uncle Joe, your lack of decorum, no class vulgarity is a f…ing big deal and one more nail in your Administration’s political coffin.

I am, “American by birth and Southern by the grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes