Thoughts of Obama From Bama

Week 77: PulpFiction

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”
Jules Winnfield (Samuel Jackson),The Book of Ezekiel from the Bible, Pulp Fiction

With all manner of insanity taking place during Week 77 of the” Yes We Can Continue to Amaze And Horrify We The People With Our Boneheaded Ideas/Socialist Domestic Agenda/Pacifist Bend Over and Grab Our Ankles Foreign Policies” gang’s infestation of the White House their amateurish incompetence, arrogance, and blatant corruption stands out like a member of the New Black Panther Party attending a Friday night KKK cross burning hoe down with the recently deceased Grand Dragon from West Virginia Senator Robert Byrd.

This week’s Column has multiple and overlapping plot lines chock full of rampant racism, abuse, criminal behavior, and total chaos so indicative of the Obama Administration and reminiscent of the 1994 movie the cult classic Pulp Fiction. Using the same format as the movie following are three related “plot” summaries describing some truly unbelievable and oh so misguided actions by our Islamic Out Reacher/Black Panther Sympathizer / Socialized Medicine Advocate-in-Chief:

1. Lions, and Tigers, and Black Panthers, Oh My!
2. Where No Man Has Gone Before…
3. Sir Dr. “Ration, Death Panels, Universal Care, I’m in Love With UK Socialized Medicine/Interim Appointment” Berwick

Episode 1: Lions, and Tigers, and Black Panthers, Oh My!

• Terrorist sympathizer, pardoner of the biggest tax cheat in US history, most senior of senior Obama political hacks, the country’s lead prosecutor, our racist Attorney General Eric Holder snatched defeat out of the jaws of victory recently by dismissing voter intimidation charges against three members of The New Black Panther Party.
• Back on Election Day in November 2008 three Black Panthers openly carrying billy clubs at a Philadelphia polling station were arrested on charges of coercion, threats and voter intimidation.
• Minister King Samir Shabazz, the lead Panther on the scene, was caught on amateur video all decked out in his paramilitary best threatening white voters with physical harm and racist verbal diatribes.
• His remarks caught on tape included – “No crackers voting here today”; “Get used to being ruled by a black man cracker”; and “No crackers allowed”
• Not caught on tape but overheard by dozens of eye witnesses King Shabazz (Who named this clown, Michael Jackson?) also referred to white folk as rednecks, white trash; no count white trash; no count poor white trash; no count dirt poor white trash; trailer trash; hillbilly; hick; hayseed; plowboy; Bubba; and our personal favorite - smart ass white boy.
• The Obama Administration won a default judgment in federal court in April 2009 when the Black Panthers didn't appear in court to fight the charges. But the Administration for no apparent legal reason moved to dismiss the charges in May 2009.
• A career DOJ lawyer, J. Christian Adams, who quit the Justice Department last month over the handling of the case against the Black Panthers, accused his former DOJ superiors of instructing attorneys in the Civil Rights Division to ignore cases that involve black defendants and white victims. Adams' allegations have led the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights to call for a separate federal probe.
• White House Counsel, Cassandra Butts, seems to have been actively and directly involved with this case suggesting a direct link to our Racist-in-Chief.
• True to form the pinheaded elite media has almost completely ignored this story and the White House has denied any involvement or knowledge of this abject abuse of power.
• So much for a post racial Presidency.

Episode 2: ...Where No Man Has Gone Before…

• “Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It’s five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no man has gone before”. TV Series, Star Trek. Now that’s a Mission Statement worthy of NASA.
• “To improve life here, To extend life to there, To find life beyond”. Actual Pre- Obama NASA Mission Statement. Certainly an inspirational, appropriate declaration of this organization’s lofty and ambitious objectives.
• Our Reluctant Astronaut-in-Chief’s has a new mission for NASA in addition to his canceling of all manned space missions for the foreseeable future. According to NASA head Charles Bolden who said in a recent interview with the Middle Eastern news network al-Jazeera "When I became the NASA administrator, he charged me with three things. "One, he wanted me to help re-inspire children to want to get into science and math; two, he wanted me to expand our international relationships; and third, and perhaps foremost, he wanted me to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science, math, and engineering."
• Truly a sad day in the storied history of NASA. We’ve gone from the glory days of Mercury, Apollo and whippen the Ruskies like a red headed step child to Muslim outreach.
• Thoughts of Obama From Bama has it on good authority the Administration has also charged other Federal Agencies with similar revised missions. Examples include:
o FDA – Find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about food and drugs.
o EPA – Find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about protecting their environments.
o SEC – Find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about exchanging securities.
o NIH – Find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their health.
o USDA – Find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about agriculture.
o CIA – Find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about our spy satellites taking photos of them 24/7.
o DOJ - Find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about justice.
• In a related story the “Change You Can Believe In Like Revising Federal Agencies Missions To Absolutely Absurd Proclamations of Appeasement Towards Muslim Nations” issued a directive this week stating the term “Radical Islam” shall not be used when referring to the lunatic; wild eyed; camel loving; cowardly terrorist hell bent on destroying western civilization and life as we know it. If only he had said something earlier we could of put an end to the war on terror years ago.

Episode 3: Sir Dr. “Ration, Death Panels, Universal Care, I’m in Love With UK Socialized Medicine/Interim Appointment” Berwick

• Trampling all over the Constitution ,again, the President made an interim appointment, for all of us ignorant yahoos an appointment between sessions of Congress done mostly to avoid Senate approval, making a radical out of the closet Socialist, Dr. Donald Berwick, the head honcho over Medicare and Medicaid. Dr. Berwick will also be responsible for the implementation of our Healer-in-Chief’s signature policy initiative, Obamacare Socialized Medicine.
• Interim appointments are certainly not unique to the Obama Administration, but, one of this importance and far reaching consequences is unprecedented. The “Change Gang” was absolutely terrified to let this left wing Marxist head case testify publicly at a Senate hearing so the most transparent Administration in the history of the Union made a stealth appointment that even raised objections from several prominent Senate Democrats.
• Comrade Berwick’s ideas about Healthcare are about as crazy as an outhouse rat. Consider the following:
o Berwick’s plan for funding Socialized Medicine - . “Any healthcare funding plan that is just, equitable, civilized and humane must, must redistribute wealth from the richer among us to the poorer and the less fortunate. Excellent healthcare is by definition redistributional,”
o He is a strong advocate of rationing healthcare “with our eyes open.” Too old, too sick, too complicated, too expensive – too bad. Dr. Berwick’s Death Panels have a pine box with your name on it.
o Most definitely one can short of a six-pack the good Doctor has stated he is - “in love with Britain’s National Health Service.” “… a seductress about which he is romantic.” Ain’t no never mind about it this boy is in dire need of getting a life beyond the hallowed halls of academia and Harvard.
o Spewing classic Marxist/Socialist doctrine Dr. Berwick has also described a “utopian” future in which the government is in complete control of a single payer healthcare system. The ultimate goal of an overwhelming majority of Congressional Democrats and the first genuine Marxist to occupy 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Pulp Fiction thrilled viewers with three seemingly totally unrelated story lines with a tad bit of incidental overlapping. Truth be told the movie had several core themes that were depicted in all three episodes.

• Redemption – Bruce Willis’ character Butch wins the fight; gets the girl; recovers the watch; saves Marsellus; rides off into the sunset on dead Zeb’s chopper
• Excess – Extreme measures employed to pass along a watch from fathers to sons; drug overdose; Dead Zeb and company
• Effective/Successful Planning – Butch gets the money and his freedom; Harvey Keitel, the Wolf, displays the epitome of good planning, crisis management, and efficiency taking care of the ”Bonnie Situation”.

Our three tales of woe above about Week 77 of the Obama Administration are also seemingly totally unrelated but in reality have several common core themes. Arrogance; deceit; gross incompetence; corruption; racism; abuse of power; naivety; Marxist/Socialist doctrine; and just downright boneheaded absurdity.

Sounds like some great material for a movie and the President can even play himself. Actually he’s a shoe in to win the Oscar. After all (to paraphrase Newt Gingrich) he won the Presidency and a Nobel Prize without any accomplishments to his name and can surely win an Oscar with the same credentials.

I am, “American by Birth and Southern by the Grace of God”

Ron W. Garikes